The story is Iyo wants to be friends with Asuka but Asuka is jealous of the younger more popular Japanese woman.

>>18321423 (OP)
kek it so be like that

>>18321423 (OP)
GrammAsuka needs to go sit in her rocking chair. Sky Pirates>Kabuki Warriors

>>18321423 (OP)
I thought they were already frens

>>18321724
Asuka is jealous that Iyo has surpassed her in every single way. She's even the better tag partner for Kairi.

>>18321507
How many WWE Tag Team Title reigns do the Sky Pirates have?
Kabuki Warriors have 2 reigns, and hold the record for longest reigns and combined days of holding the belts.
Right now, Kabuki Warrirors > Sky Pirates.
Sky Pirates don't even technically exist in Main Roster cannon. They've never had a match on main roster TV billed as that

Let's see what Iyo looks like at 43 yrs old
I don't think she wins that comparison

>>18321423 (OP)
Ya got the asukaschizo bubblin' OP

>>18321805
No rebuttal to these hard facts.

>>18321746
>>18321423 (OP)
As someone who watched the seg on TV, this is not at all the story they are telling. How did you come up with this ?

>>18321805
Sky Pirates still better.

>>18321423 (OP)
GODsuka mogs that shitter

The story is Asuka makes me rock hard and the other two look too much like bugs.

>>18322583
tsmt

>>18322534
Obejctviely, No. They have no Tag title reigns and don't even exist officially on the main roster. Kabuki Warriors are the anchor team of rhat entire division and have ruled it every time they reform.
Also, how many $$$ in merch do Sky Pirates move versus how much Kabuki Warriors merch sells?
Thats right there is no Sky Pirates merch at all. You're objectively wrong here man

>>18322464
They tried to do it that way but Asuka can't act. She was saying "your friend Rhea Ripley" and Iyo looked at her weird, insinuating that she was more friends with Rhea than with them.

>>18322674
Iyo would never betray the Captain

>>18322682
Iyo won't. Asuka is tearing her away from Iyo.

>being an Asuka-anti;
>at any point in time ever;
that's like admitting you are both a homosexual and a person who knows nothing about wrestling. all in one fell swoop.
an immediate opinion disregarder

>>18321423 (OP)
The actual story is two Stardom girls give Asuka PTSD about how the promotion was created to break her down mentally or whatever that schizo twitter fit she did that one time went on about

>>18322717
Asuka is a schizo just like most of her fanbase. Iyo and Kairi are gonna kick her to the curb.

>>18321423 (OP)
>The story is Iyo wants to be friends with Asuka but Asuka is jealous of the younger more popular Japanese woman.
The head canon is official, but the canon ain't.

>>18322605

None of this makes the kabuki warriors interesting

>>18322464
>As someone who watched the seg on TV, this is not at all the story they are telling. How did you come up with this ?
>>18322873
>head
>canon
Schizo niggas be in they own world. I had the same reaction as you.
>>18322674
>They tried to do it that way but Asuka can't act. She was saying "your friend Rhea Ripley" and Iyo looked at her weird, insinuating that she was more friends with Rhea than with them.
Are you that schizo anon?

>>18321423 (OP)
the actual story will end up being that asuka is upset with iyo for not being able to keep damage ctrl together in her absence. she couldn't save dakota's job and couldn't protect kairi from the lesbians.

>>18322904
Many people are noticing.

https://x.com/IyosMoonsault/status/1947463368689807711

>>18322935
https://x.com/NeitroV/status/1947472927429214583
really making me think

>>18322929
what did lesbians do to Kairi?!?

>>18321423 (OP)
>watch the segment thinking there was an actual story beginning between them
>it was just a generic segment that showed Asuka and Kairi going for the tag titles and them promoting Iyo going for the world title
every fucking time you idiots never fail to disappoint with your lies

>>18322951
they broke her freakin hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhzeGs-dJiA

>>18322970
Cope

See >>18322935 and >>18322939

>>18323000
sorry, your tweets don't really mean anything to anyone

>>18322975
those rug munching bastards.
well luckily most of them are fired now right
karma, bitches

>>18323013
>your tweets
Meds schizo.

Hopefully Asuka will provide us another in character update video on her YouTube channel this week to let us know what's going on here.
Not seeing what OP is referencing

>>18322697
>anti
That word is an immediate opinion discarder lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if most people have it filtered

>>18323715
seethe bitch

Asuka mogs Oinko in every way

>another Asuka vs Iyo Sky bait thread

>>18321423 (OP)
Kairi back to being second fiddle again

>>18321423 (OP)
Iyo mogs fatsuka.

Guess they're giving up on Kairi as a babyface. She's back to being a little heel gremlin.

>>18321423 (OP)
>The story is Iyo wants to be friends with Asuka but Asuka is jealous of the younger more popular Japanese woman.
It's more like
>IYO likes and respects Asuka and wants to be her friend
>Asuka only cares about Kairi and herself
which is consistent with Asuka's character. Asuka always betrays everyone, but Kairi and she's only really friends with Kairi because Kairi is the Jannetty and therefore will never have anything Asuka wants. what's unfortunate (or fortunate) is Kairi is too old and meh in the ring so she's never going to be champ so unless they make the feud be about the US or IC title for some reason, there isn't any reason for conflict between Kairi and Asuka because Kairi is never going to be in Asuka's way.
>>18321724
Nah, Asuka joined damage ctrl to protect kairi. Now that damage ctrl has broken up Asuka doesn't need to pretend she likes IYO.
Asuka is entirely motivated by selfishness and her desire to be champ

>>18321423 (OP)
Iyo cute

>>18321423 (OP)
iyo vs asuka, kairi on a pole match

>>18325246
>Kairi the heel who signs autographs for fans at ringside
I love her but that is the worst miscasting of her ever

cool headcanon

>>18327489
Kairi should have 1950s cartoon sound effects accompanying her at all times

>>18328085
lmfao

>>18325246
she killed the top heel, so that makes her a... heel?

>>18322873
Asuka is going to turn on IYO the second IYO has a belt. the only reason Asuka is being semi nice is because IYO doesn't have anything worth taking

>>18322929
>>18322970
nah, Asuka wants the main title and she only cares about herself and Kairi so she's waiting until IYO gets a title so she can feud with her

>>18327489
>>18328085
kek

>>18322583
>The story is Asuka makes me rock hard
SO many cases of this reported world wide

>>18321423 (OP)
Please Asuka make JAV debut I beg you.