https://x.com/fadeawaymedia/status/1947507856216916214?s=12

Phil tells Roxxane that it's time to Go To Sleep.

>>18323515 (OP)
Not until she eats some culo blanco

>>18323532
roxy is pure and not for culo

if punk is her daddy and raquel is her mommy then...

>>18323515 (OP)
What a good father

>>18323515 (OP)
I love how AEW dipshits keep trying to cope themselves to sleep acting like Punk doesn't fuck every girl he's around with

>>18323515 (OP)
Is this weird or okay

>>18323573
It's very weird, she has a real father and Booker T is more of her wrestling father than Punk

>>18323590
You finna know it

>>18323570
This

>>18323570
You're a dork speculating about where Phil's dick goes

>>18323570
The only one I truly believe is he banged/is banging Jackie Redmond
Her past accusations, how much they hang out together, rumors, the fact they are closer in age than Whora and Roxy to Phil, and the fact that he looked almost shoot pissed one time and slapped Dom (iirc) when he was talking to her on camera all point to it

>>18323638
Ok he didn't slap Dom but he flipped him off

>>18323638
>The only one I truly believe is he banged/is banging Jackie Redmond
same. they come off as an affair and not just phil being flirty

>>18323638
any sources for past accusations?

>>18323638
>the fact they are closer in age than Whora and Roxy to Phil,
I thought younger women loved older guys, why would this matter?

Who's gonna tuck Roxxane into bed???

>>18323694
Apparently earlier in Jackie's sports broadcasting career she was accused of sleeping with a Toronto Blue Jays baseball player who already had a gf, maybe others too
Found a reddit thread about it with a dead link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/comments/75dj8t/rumor_jays_josh_donaldson_caught_cheating_with/
>>18323704
It's just more believable to me, doesn't make it impossible he could have done something with two NXT girls, one of whom idolized him. He's older than Jackie and his wife A.J. so your thesis is still correct.

>>18323570
SAAR PUNK IS TO BE HAVING SAX WITH ALL THE WAMAN BACKSTAGES

Smarks seethe but I love his dick size . He makes her cum faggors!!

>>18323760
Seek help

>>18323515 (OP)
so creepy

>>18323916
Nothing creepy about playing with his daughter. Its bedtime baby. Let daddy tuck you

>>18323515 (OP)
Phil Cosby
Phil Kelly
Phil Diddy

>>18323515 (OP)
Paternal news indeed!

>>18323947
You sure fantasize about him beinga diddler allot

>>18323730
Jackie is too obvious. She needs to learn to keep her whoring on the DL.

>>18325066
But enough about you Cathy.

>>18323570

>>18323638
>>18325066
Who isn't banging Jackie? She's a notorious skank.

Fed broads are so ugly man

>>18323570
that part

>>18323515 (OP)
Did Rox grow up with a crush on Phil like Cora did? I only hear about Cora going to all his signings and everything.

>>18323515 (OP)
is he (or AJ) infertile? he treats his dog and roxanne like his children so he clearly wants to be a father

I would love to know what's going on with April. Is she a cuck queen? Is she diluting herself into thinking Phil is faithful to the marriage? (Despite the fact that Phil was cheating on lita with her) Is she scared of Phil? And if she is, why? Is she fucked up on drugs and doesn't know what day it is? There's so many questions.

>>18325419
>Who isn't banging Jackie?
Me… unfortunately

>>18326390
I think it’s AJ. I have no proof at all sonofc could be wrong. Just a hunch. She seems like that type of woman who either can’t doesn’t want a child.

>>18327364
That's okay. You can bang Cathy instead.

>>18327467
She Puerto Rican. It's in her genes to have kids.

>>18327561
I wanna bury my face in her pussy

>>18327467
>>18327567
apparently AJ has mental issues that made not want to have kids

>>18329791
Yeah she was suicidal not too long after marriage

>>18329791
She married CM Punk of course she has mental issues.

>>18329943
trvth bomb

>>18326832
Quite the impressive headcanon you have going on here

>>18326832
She has a barren womb so Phil gotta be a parent to other people's kids.

>>18331137
They're both liberals though so why not just adopt

>>18323570
who would want to bang a loser like phil ?

>>18331205
the same type of woman who banged your dad lmao

>>18329791
>>18329938
>>18329943
i could fix her