Thread 18326619

OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC AUNTIE EDITION!!!

Is your opponent slamming you into the mat like a ragdoll? Are the heavy blows of fierce competition wearing you down? Feel like giving up after being ganged up on for an entire match? Fear not, because your overly supportive Auntie has got your back! She'll cheer her heart out for you even when your opponent has you locked up in an excruciatingly painful submission hold! She'll gas you up even when you're getting double teamed by the reigning tag champs! Her enthusiasm for your endurance in the face of unrelenting pain will make the boo-boos go away! Everyone needs a hype girl like Bayley! Wow!

In other news, /ourbirb/ was recently praised by Asuka! Here's to hoping we get some hard hitting strong style matches between the two of them! We love our Empress, don't we folks?

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will be haunted by a lingering feeling of not being able to sneeze. How infuriating!

Previous: >>18276309

Becky and Lyra agree to no DQ Match at SummerSlam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpDS891F0rQ
Bayley and Lyra tag match highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpXxxwnzuLY
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
Evolution highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSHiYY5_eM

Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

BIRB

>>18326644
so cute

>>18326644
I think my heart would flutter if Lyra was that close to me and talking to me.

>>18326775
I think we all would be like Dom in that pic.

>>18326619 (OP)
Isn't this bitch have zero title and gets no reaction?

>>18326884
gms

I'm strongly considering getting the Women's IC title replica. Does anyone here have experience with title replicas? Would you recommend getting them?

>>18326884
Good morning sir!

Now I'm a little worried I won't be able to watch Lyra's SummerSlam match live. I'll probably have to be somewhere on Saturday night and I'll have to watch the recording of night one. Since Lyra vs Becky is now a no DQ match, I assume they'll do it on night one so as not to detract from Cody and Cena's street fight on night two.

>>18326756
*record scratch*

>>18326884
No that's Iyo Sky.

>>18327902
Cute

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18328112
Daily reminder you're in your 50's, friendless, crippled, and obese.

>>18328112
kek

>>18329310
Very nice

Boring and a 5 at best. Gain standards

>>18331015
Trim your fingernails

>>18330290
Beautiful kissable tummy

another week...

She has the best emotive reactions. Compare her to stone dead ass lazy faggot Okada. Lyra is earning her pay and place on the card.

>>18331659
SummerSlam is just around the corner!

>>18332376
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!

>>18332405
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

Daily reminder that Lyra lost and has no title

>>18333701
Iyo is fatter though.

>>18330290
pretty af.

My favorite wrestlers on Raw: in no particular order

Lyra
Becky
Bayley
Naomi
Rhea
Iyo
Liv
Raquel
Roxanne
Asuka
Stephanie

>>18334127
Pretty based list.

>>18334127
Based joshi god. I'm the same. In MyGM I make WWE women only and draw massive dimes. I still think WWE should make Smackdown a girl only show.

>>18333039
I think you'd break your thumb if you shoot punched someone like that.

say thank you, /birb/

>>18335018
We love Mama Becko here.

Iyo Sky is our enemy.

>>18335629
I don't agree

>>18335629
Fuck off Carter

>>18335629
Nah

Need to see her shake her tail feathers.

>>18335741
>>18335775
>>18335854
this got them upset

>>18335890
Every day I am amazed by her pristine thighs.

>>18335921
I was being polite

Page 7, birb not over

>>18336258
I miss the birb dance

Birb.

Bayley being weird on Instagram…

>>18338155
What's she saying?

>>18326619 (OP)
Goddamn look at that Roxy ass

>>18335629
I have nothing against Iyo. It just sucks that she has a very dedicated schizo.

>>18339138
The sad part is he isn't even a fan of women's wrestling. He's just a faggot who wants to instigate some retarded war cause waifu generals make him mad.

>>18339146
>a fan of women's wrestling
KWAB!

>>18339700
Her back is perfect too

What a group.

>>18339860
I can't even tell who is who with that slop filter

>>18339890
Jimmy Stephanie bayley Lyra Roxanne and a ref

>>18339893
Wow! What a group!

>>18339860
Kek, what a friendly player!

>>18339860
Never mind apparently it’s jey

>>18339860
Uh, YEET!

>>18339893
>Roxanne
I wouldn't have recognized her and the dude behind her

>>18339860
That lecherous Jey Uso better not have tried anything.

>>18340860
Lyra is too pure for him. He likes girls like Jaida.

Did Becky know? She wore Hogan colors this week as well.

>page 5 in 12 minutes
stay vigilant birb bros

>>18341387
>>18342289
Disrespectful cunt. Without Hogan paving the way for all these shitters to get paid she'd be sucking paki cock in some Irish slum.

>>18342412
I mean no one really knows if she dislikes Hogan. In the end it may as well could have been a tribute. Plus it was more a play on people calling her Becky Hogan.

>>18342580
>Becky Hogan
>Mercedes Hogan

THEY DID THIS

>>18344974
based?

'luv 'kyria

Leftist scum hasn't posted anything about Hulk yet. Fucking ungrateful whore.

>>18346201
She is in a storyline where Becky has been invoking Hulk Hogan's negative qualities, so she may be embarrassed.

Of course we all made fun of Hulk's politicking and lying, but I'm still sad he's dead.

>>18346201
>inventing things to get mad about

Don't care about Hogan, post more Birb

>>18347179
Texting Tatum for nudes.

>>18339860
luv Lyra
luv Steph
luv Roxy
simple as

>>18339860
she really gets along with anyone

he's seething in the catalog again

>>18348445
Must be a day that ends in y

>>18326619 (OP)
Here for the Roxanne ass pic

>>18348634
dimes

>>18348634
she'll be a solid darkhorse bet for it next year I think

Lyra jumping with joy into a warm and receptive hug from her Auntie.

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18348445
I just saw the thread. I'm not even going to engage with it because there's no point. He'll just make shit up and push it as fact and argue in a very disingenuous manner.

This bitch will never be as over and draw as many dimes as Hulk Hogan.

>>18350114
No shit. Still love her.

>>18350114
And that’s ok.

>>18350288
mega cute

>>18350288
visual player

I'm really excited for SummerSlam. The whole show looks really good, but I'm especially excited for the grand finale of the best women's feud of the year.

>>18351797
Based

>>18352838
Legendary match in the making

>>18353664
generational draft pick. the tom brady of wrestling.

>>18353685
Many are saying this. A one of a kind joshi that's already paying off bigly!

I'm super excited for summerslam
do you think they'll end the feud there or keep moving with bayley?

>>18354487
Lyra should win but Bayley would probably interfere.

>>18354686
Fuck.

>>18354686
Poor Lyra is always getting molested

>>18354686
is that Raquel?

>>18355092
Roxanne

>>18354686
Tasting the forbidden fruit.

Eight days til LyraSlam.

>>18356100
Sounds fucking based to me!

yknow they say a birb in the hand is worth two in the bush but i thought she was waxed or possibly shaved!
heh

>>18356100
>>18331659

>>18350288
Do we want this 'kyria back chat?

>>18357241
she's too jacked to go back

Okay, I don't find the birbgirl attractive, but I would cum in her until she is knocked up, just to keep her away from wrestling

>>18357538
She will win you over, I believe in her

the birb will win

>>18357763
Many agree.

I shoot want her to punish me for being a bad little boy by choking me out and spanking me

I think I just saw Lyra in her ring gear on SD

Lyra better honor the Hulkster

>>18358610
>>18358629

>>18358737
Wtf does that mean she has a match tonight? Or was she one of the legends WWE asked to come for the episode?

>>18358801
She might've been there for a dark match or something, I don't know.

>>18357763
Everyone is hoping for this.

>>18358737
Lyra looks tired.

>>18358737
>>18359438
Big Bible Nathan looks sad to have lost a brother.

>>18357595
convince me. All I see is a skinny assless irish bird. I mean Becky has an ass and she's vegan or some stupid shit like that

Still not sure why Lyra was in the house tonight.

>>18360637
To honor her hero The Hulkster and thank him for drawing the house BROTHER!

https://x.com/johnrclark12/status/1948928139091992783

Well bayley is for sure costing Lyra the match.

>>18361054
No way. Not Bayree.

>>18361069
speaking of, where is the Bayree general?

>>18361237
Big Latina ass doesn't draw on this low test faggot board

>>18361246
you're telling me. Only Japs and Paddys seem to draw.

>>18361269
Trans girl cock is also a big draw

>>18361282
But this isn't /b/
Must be a jeet thing

>>18361312
Must be. They like bugs.

Listen to that pop
https://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/1948941896140656728

>>18361484
I didn't hear anything

>>18361494
Gms.

>>18361450
Hot.

Birb

What are some matches of her NXT run you'd recommend? I've seen the one against Becky and Tiffy and want more

>>18363536
Those are the only ones worth watching.

>>18335890
Farts come from there hehe

>>18363536
both her singles match vs. Roxy and the triple threat between them and Tatum Paxley

>>18364361
Will give those a watch!

>>18364269
The match that started Lyramania

Iyo Sky is our enemy.

>>18364824
No she isn’t.

So much for women's pro wrestling. Turns out all the women are just whores who want to sell pics of their assholes to sub-continentals. There goes my dream of Smackdown or RAW going full joshi.

>>18365108
It's a good thing, actually. The ones who are only there for easy money get filtered out, and those who genuinely enjoy wrestling stay. The quality will be overall higher.

>>18364824
She really isn't.

>>18365810
So my eye is obviously drawn at first to that generous amount of butt cheek, but look at how muscular her back is.

>>18326884
GMS
M
S

>>18360637
Probably dark match

>>18326884
GMS

>>18339860
I can't wait to see Lyra and Steph in the ring together.

>>18366687
Isn't she close with Lyra? What company does she wrestle for?

>>18367357
Some indie and yeah she’s friends with her and isla.

>>18367414
Lyra's friends with a lot of real sluts.

>>18367843
again with the platform shoes -__-

>>18326619 (OP)
damn roxanne

>>18368170
please understand, she is a womanlet and a brat

It really do be like that

>>18368254
I see two goats

>>18368325
based
love thea

>>18368325
Is this because they all live in Orlando?

fraid so