Thread 18327863

>Shitstain
>Pizza Selling Fucker
>Kenny Olivier
>Twinkletoes McFingerbang
>The Cucamonga Kids
>Balding Buck
>Jelly Nutella
>Wheeler Useless
>RIHOOOOOOOOO
>Anabolic Warrior
>Uncle Dave
>CEO of Moxley Plumbing
>Pockets
>Take a Shit
>Don Phallis
>Dickboy
>The Hardly Boyz
>Penthouse and Felix
>Marko Stunted Growth
>Dork Order
>Excrement

>>18327863 (OP)
>Jimmy Cornbread

>>18327863 (OP)
Who is pizza and dickboy

>>18327878
Jim Herd and Joey Ryan

Tell us why you were fired and/or black listed from every single major wrestling promotion that has existed in the United States in the last 40 years, Jim.

>>18327863 (OP)
Hardley Boyz always pops me

*Clears throat*

>>18327896
Because promoters can't handle honesty

>>18327863 (OP)
>>The Hardly Boyz
This is the only good one

>>18328077
Jelly Nutella is so good that I forget his real name sometimes...though there might be a couple of reasons for that...KWABOTY 2025 frontrunner btw

>>18327896
Propositioning the talent for his cuckold fetish.

I like Dick The Boozer.

>>18327863 (OP)
>LIIIIIIKE MUSSOLINI!

>>18328152
Someone post the george floyd version

>>18328115
i literally forgot his name for like 20 seconds after reading this post and really had to think about it. i wonder now how many times ive read past 'jelly nutella' without thinking about it

>>18328168
That George Floyd was so tough he could ride a motorscooter through a BLM riot with a bucket of fried chicken strapped to his head.

>>18327863 (OP)
>Bound for Glory Hole

>>18327896
>"Tell us what you really think Jim, we value that greatly"
>I think you should fire Russo
>"You're released from TNA as we need a united front"

>Corpse Referee
>Bank Addicted Drug Robber
>Officer Barbrady
>Dwarf Dongsucker
>Sockface
>Lyra Valedictorian
>Kyle Felcher
>Refrigerator Jax
>Rigor Mortis
>Pizzeria Uno

>>18327863 (OP)
>If I'm lyin' I'm flyin' and my feet ain't left the ground
>as Mama Cornette used to say

>>18328484
>I’m just a small town bird lawyer

Op walks backwards through the mens locker room whistling stranger in paradise and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

My favorite

>Le Fuckers and Goobers

I think Jim hating on AEW is simply a work since it gets him a shitton views

Him shitting on WWE gets him nothing since your average rasslin fan despies WWE already

>>18328735
Jim hates both but his hate for AEW is more "this shit is bad because they do a lot of stupid shit" while his hate for WWE is more "this shit is bad because nothing happens and it's boring". One is more interesting to hear from the other, although anything involving Nia Jax is an instant watch for me. Motherfucker is ruthless towards her.

>>18328735
He tried just covering WWE stuff for a while and it dosen't make for a good podcast. You can only say "they keep doing the same shit every week, it still isn't over and they will probably do the same thing next week" so many times. AEW at least spices it up by doing shit like the same guy almost killing both Hardy Boys in less than a year or shit you can meme on like Moxley promos

>>18328437
>Archbishop of Talent Bury
>Aubreheheheh
>Mercades Moan
>Ruby SoSo
>Ol Satchel Ass
>Dinodouche
>Jungle Goof
>Ostrich

>>18328735
That's cope and you know it.

>>18328735
It is. It's what his listeners want and he gladly feeds them as long as they keep paying and giving him clicks and listens and engagement. It's ALL a work

>>18328133
kek. i believe this

>>18327863 (OP)
>Cucknette

>>18329434
>>18328735
His AEW shit gets less views than his WWE videos and most of his old school storytimes

>>18327863 (OP)
KEK what a comedic genius

>>18327868
bro thought he cooked with this lmfao

>>18327896
he hasn't worked for AEW. are you admitting it's not a major promotion?

>>18327863 (OP)
>Dickboy
Idk why but I popped irl

>>18327863 (OP)
still don't know what the FUCK the puddin' gang means

>>18330505
puddin' it in your butt ya faggot!

>>18327896
Joey Ryan? Eddie Edwards? Jimmy Havoc?

>>18330332
>or blacklisted

e-drones are NEVER beating the dimwit allegations.

>>18327896
He turned AEW down because he knew they where not looking to make money but fuck around turns out he was right.

>>18327870
That is the best one, but it's not his.

>>18327863 (OP)
The great Boomer comedy

>>18328735
>wrestling fans hate the most popular wrestling brand

>>18330637
Jim isnt blacklisted from AEW lmao

No one mentioned Dick the Boozer yet?

>>18330637
proof Cornette is blacklisted from aew? Proof? Can you post proof, sir?

>>18330641
Haven't they outdrawn any show he ever booked several times over?

>Mina Mellons
That really should have been her name in the american market

>>18330637
Sir, I am waiting on proof that Jim is blacklisted from AEW. if you fail to provide proof, I will have no choice but to repeat my question to your reddit spacing faggot ass in the Dynamite gamethread tonight.

Proof, sir.

>>18327863 (OP)
I'm sure all this is hilarious if you're 50 year old man with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old

>>18330724
but enough about your fath.... oh wait youre probably 50 years old yourself ya fucking aewtist. enough about yourself. LMAO

>>18330700
>>18330716
holy kek what a needy and friendless bitch lmao

AEW is very strict with their "no cucks" policy

>>18330702
Considering he was the one who booked the debut of Kane no fuck off tranny nigger

>>18330732
>AEW outta nowhere
I'm 29 btw

>>18330734
Doubt that since fucking Rusev was on their roster so is Kenny so is Big Bill so is Buddy c'mon Anon try harder.

>>18330732
KEK

>>18330732
These posts contain as much quality as the segments of the wrestler you're avatarfagging with.

>>18330735
>less fans than ALL IN TEXAS

>>18330738
>was

exactly

>Kenny

...the fuck?

>>18330744
1 meme wrestler (solo) is worth 50 boring aew wrestlers

For me it's
>the one-winged fairy

>>18330316
Welcome to every fake name Jim Cornette has ever made up. Congrats on getting the point

>>18330316
Also I'm stealing all of your Solo reactions

>>18330752
He's not even worth 1 Jannetty Uso lmao

>>18330782
kek based

>>18327863 (OP)
>The Hardly Boyz
stolen joke

>no: the Lollipop Guild
SAD.

>>18328203
Kek

>>18327863 (OP)
these are pretty good desu

>>18330384
He probably only wore it to get heat, but I want that shirt

>>18328844
huge pop!!

>>18329480
The guys who actually make what he does worth doing (ie those who watch upon release and have to listen to the sponsorships and pay whatever access fees his content has) want anti-AEW content.
Youtube clips aren't the metric that matters.

>>18328484
>slicker than cum on a gold tooth
>crazy as a rainbow trout in a carwash
>flatter than a plate'a piss
>shakin like a dog shittin peach seed

>>18331155
>gayEWtrannies in charge of telling you what metrics matter
lmao

Not cornette originals, but they make me pop. the bundy one especially
>Cornette, I used to think you were a dumb fuck but so many dumb fucks came along you moved up
>Bundy, you fat sack of shit, you dumbed yourself out of position

>genuine cuck
>rapist
If anything, the people he hates on should be seen as individuals of good standards

>>18331155
the podcast is free and all ad reads are left in the youtube uploads.
sorry about your victim complex, but even negativity doesn't draw for AEW

>>18327863 (OP)
>Mascara Dorito

>>18327863 (OP)
>>The Cucamonga Kids
Kek that always pops me

For me? It's when he kept calling Lyra 'Lyric'.

>>18328203
>a career criminal was deified by blacks because he died while committing yet another crime
>literally never did anything good or productive for society, else it would have been mentioned

Pathetic

>>18327863 (OP)
Evil fucking man

>>18327896
He's answered this question multiple times on the podcast, look it up bitch.

Who is dwarf dongsucker?

>>18331187
them's common sayins in ol kentucky YEEEEEHAW

>>18332677
i believe that was marko stunted growth

for me it's zippy the giant pinhead

What's the lollipop guild supposed to mean?

>>18332769
What are some others cowboy?

>>18332843
come on brother, its a classic for a reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBsf8qsxs2M

RIHOOOOOO
ISHIIIiiiIiiIIiIiii

>>18332677
Probably Marko Stunt

>>18327863 (OP)
The best shit is the AEW clips with his review going over them. It really highlights how shit the show is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YeksyW9EA

>>18333317
>>18331748
>>18331155
FACT: Jim's AEW reviews are hours long.
FACT: Jim's WWE reviews are like 15 minutes.

It's clear talking about AEW pays his bills. Fuck Cornette and his dead dog.

Did Jim really fumble Harley Quinn?? Smh

Also who is
>Anabolic Warrior

>>18333582
It's the Ultimate Warrior. Cornette thought he was a jackass.

>>18333598
Oh I thought it was somebody new. Never heard him mention warrior.

>Penelope Pitstop
>Hech-ch-ch-ch-ch-CHIA
>Birdgirl
>Oblada
>Aubrey Ed
>Nick Plain
>Megan Brain
>Solo, Comorodo, Agogo
>Kamille..schelmazel
>Sea-Mus


>They just fought off......

>Jim, the only thing you need to know about Palestine is that they’re evil murderers and rapists and they need to release the hostages
>No need to look any further into it on your own time, Jim

>>18328437
>Pizzeria Uno
This is the best one.

By this time next year Cornette will be actively rooting for Omega to become world champion.

>>18333885
No, he won't. Why do you say this

>>18327863 (OP)
Why come hes so mean to Tony Khan