Thread 18329096

USA
USA
USA

fucking based Joseph Seed

New belt design?

DEPORT HIM

BOW DOWN TO CANADA

all ego is COMPLETE AND UTTER DIMES
DIMES ARE LITERALLY FALLING OUT OF HIS ASS
HOW DID TONY FUMBLE THIS??????????????

>>18329096 (OP)
A FUCKING LEAF

>>18329096 (OP)
Loose that tight butt ethan

poo ese
poo ese
poo ese
poo ese

USA is getting Nash'd

Day of the rake can't come soon enough

Not even Canadians believe that

BASED
A
S
E
D

I wish I could hear this promo without the CW cutting out the fucking audio constantly.

FUCKING BASED KEK

based

OH SHIT

NUCLEAR HEAT
based page

Ok this is based

Based segment

>>18329135
Works on my machine.

>>18329096 (OP)
DEPORT HIS FAGGOT LEAF ASS, TRUMP

HAHAHAHAhA AMERIBURGERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

KWAB LOOK AT ALL OF YOU SEETHING!!!

>>18329047
I remember Queen Aminata outshining her during her first singles match. Then RJ City and Toni carried the shit out of her.

>unveils the canadian title
>camera pans to a booing mexican
kino

No! This was my idea for Rusev, with the Russian Championship after defeat Cena in WrestleMania

Poutine is healthier. So is raw horse.

>North america
>Continent
Canadian education

erm all ego if that's true about the women why did you marry a columbian or a venezuelan or something

kek based canadian hero ego

What if Ethan brought back the Canadian Rules Match?

>>18329129
That's why it's a heel gimmick ya' hoser

BASED EGO WORKING THE CHUDS

Only hating Canada can unite mexicans and americans

My fucking sides. Whatever they're paying him it's not eough.

BASED

>this segment
massive dimes kek

Where is Lance Storm to endorse this belt?

This is some Shitman levels of heat in 1997

>our lord's year of 2025
>Canadian anti-burger gimmick is making a comeback

>>18329158
huh wat u mean

>our air is cleaner
>is from fucking Hamilton Ontario

USA KWABOTY

>It's okay because Texas...
>is in MY NORTH AMERICA

grade a fucking line, 11/10 good for you Ethan.That's a fucking banger.

Bros, I'm getting worked so hard rn.
This is like what MJF wanted to do with the Triple B and the American title except actually infuriating.

Having Page do this promo in the most blood red, ultra conservative, hyper MAGA state in the USA was genius Shawn.

We haven't had an America SUCKS gimmick in years

>>18329158
It is a continent

HHH will see this and say "i don't see a future for him on the main roster"

SANTINO

World War 3 imminent. I never would have guessed Canada would be responsible.

SANTINOOOO

LA VICTORIA ES MIA

oh shit its Santino

HOLY SHIT

OHHHH CANADA

BASED FUCKING SEGMENT

>Get rid of the best design in a while
They should get rid of the tag pizzas instead
Also announce another AAA match already

>Santino
This schizo booking just gets more schizo

Based heel segment

>>18329176
Need to save him for referee'ing the return of Canadian Rules match

>canada gimmick
>bring out another canadian
BRAVO SHAWN

Santinooooo!

SANTINO

BASED

Ethan Pawg

Etin Pargay

>italian ends ww3
Best segment all year

>>18329184
He knows how to play the crowd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgW2G5QoHFY

Lance Storm is watching this with his peepers on and having a hearty smirk as the snow falls in Calgary, a lone Moose waiting for the public bus 20 miles away from the next stop

CANADIAN CIVIL WAR?

BUM HOLE BOY

>>18329158
Jeet detected

>>18329200
I'd blow her roid cock every fucking day.

A what?

Major Gunns was pretty hot once she got Canadianized

bum hole boy okay by the cw

you just know undertaker wants to fuck Sol Ruca instead of his bag of bones looking wife.

>ah-va
kek love santino and his mispronunciations

>>18329184
Shawn's has strong ties to Texas (childhood, his wrestling academy).

But anon, thinking Texas is the most MAGA state is retarded. All the major cities of TX have been getting bluer and bluer with latinos in the last two decades to the point it's near a purple state.

why are you dumb amerisharts so mad at Ethan Page right now? You do know he's completely right?

OH SHIT SANTINO V ETHAN LET'S FINNA GO

BASED SANTINO

mmmmmmmmmm not gonna lie that was baddass

NXT is the most fun wrestling show by a million miles.

>>18329235
Sure but he's being a dick about it

oh this is how mr iguana gets into WWE
santino goes "i have to bring my north american friend for help" and it's mr iguana

I KNEEL SHAWN

>>18329242
Dynamite is on tomorrow

>santino wrestling again
>it's for wwe
did you guys know every hotel has a TNA chair?

>>18329249
Santino literally wrestled two matches on TNA in the last few months.

>>18329244
He specifically said America, Canada and Mexico

Felt like half of that based segment was censored cause of the crowd. Thank you Ethan.

It's ok to say NXT is better than RAW this week, Echads?

>>18329242
It is legitimately the one I enjoy the most every week and look forward to watching the most

did anybody get a screenshot of jacy jayne looking like she was ready for the big time, standing between oba and trick?

>>18329257
Same as every week

>>18329256
That was the most genuine heat I've seen a heel get in a while

>>18329257
>raw had no seth
>nxt had ego grabbing the brass ring
Yeah

>>18329257
>this week
Anon...

I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day from different angles I realized I look like Jacy Jayne

>>18329257
this was one of the worst raws of the year, maybe thee worst. and this isn't an amazing NXT or anything but it is schizophrenic in a good way.

>>18329248
WHAT?

>>18329234
>cites
As long as every branch of government is ultra red no matter the election results and they continue to dilute the cites voting power it will always be the most MAGA state.

>>18329271
LONDON

>>18329271
Post beak

>>18329257
RAW was ruined by Becky Lynch taking half of the damn timeslot

>>18329248
lol
lmao even

get this tranny off my screen (yes, my monitor is on)

Has Gaytch been able to build anyone else beyond Rhea

>>18329257
It's ALWAYS is. WTF are you talking about?

INAMURA GOAT

What is Je'von writing

I fucking hate NXT

>that Jacy segment

>>18329284
No, and she is a natural born australian amazon.

kek Inamura

FACT: they should make je'von evans the face of the company

kek inamura

>>18329278
I'm a guy

INAMURA GAY?

Based Inamura

Gayyyyyyyy

Based Gay Yoshi

BUBBA

alri don't really care about this match
see you next week nxtchads

>>18329291
je'von said he's taking notes

>figuring out what's next
>suitcase
>talking to Namura
Je'von going to Noah

Has anyone told Inamura that he forgot to shave the other half of his head?

Did he train Wren?

I hate Bubba

Based gay segment

Bubba why are you here
Is D'Von working NXT tonight

i actually truly fucking hate bubba ray dudley

>>18329189
>>18329222
America is one continent

Do you feel him, sir?

WRENGODS WE GOT THE BUBBA RUB

WRENCHAD BUBBA

How are we feeling about Dudleys vs Hardys one last time and Bound for Glory?

>>18329319
>t. right to censor

Bully Ray Kino
https://youtu.be/HDTT6zW5Y2o?si=9mKgkSXu0NinjIGe

>>18329320
by this reasoning there's only three continents

kek lexis

LEXMOLESTERS...

kek based myles

kek that's a good comeback

Based RizzGOD

Lexis is going over with me again

>>18329329
is Dvon gonna survive a match?

Why are we seeing this on NXT

myles got his ass

>>18329329
Not gonna look forward to it. All 4 of them are way too old for a match

Kek lexis

>>18329257
It's literally the best show every week

Bubba is just like me after a Wren match

>i was only pretending to be deaf
Jesus, Lexis

>>18329152
Blake? The Toni-Blake matches were mid at best. The good parts of the feud were the segments.

The AEW women don't have good matches. Even Toni vs Mercedes was average. Can't lace the boots of a Vaquer showcase match.

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE MELTZERSLOP IN THE MAIN ROSTER
FUCK OFF GAYTCH

>>18329348
As long as he doesn't take too hard of a bump he should be fine

>>18329309
God imagine licking the sweat off that back while pounding her ass

2 minutes of the last 20 minutes gone so that we can watch a roman twitter video
10% of the show dedicated to this shit

>>18329329
will be an absolute wreck of a match but the child in me that started watching wrasslin in 2005 will find it very bittersweet

>>18329348
he will, as long as he doesn't take hard bumps

????
This isn't Raw

I don't think Oba is losing this one

Still didn't apologize...

i don't understand the smoking skull gimmick

zomg so based !!!

>>18329364
I've beat my shit raw to that webm and thoughts of tatum multiple times since I made it and that's a shoot

>>18329337
>America
>Eurasia
>Africa
>Australia
>Antarctica

get this dimeless bitch off my monitor which is on by the way

>>18329377
>>18329378
He's trying to distract away from his superhero tattoos

This show is so bad it got me thinking my life over and sending job applications....

>>18329365
You do know that NXT isn't 20 minutes long, right?

>>18329380
america
australo-afroeurasia
antarctica

>>18329378
>hey Gaytch do you wanna call me up now?

It’s sad to see dudes like Briggs who think they look bad ass with their Spirit Halloween tier entrance gear

remember when jacy beat stephanie?
what if inamura beat oba?

>>18329380
Replace Australia with Oceania and it's all good.

>>18329380
Sounds like Orwell 1984

>>18329397
People would seethe hard

>>18329397
It would put the belt in a worse place than it already is. Not that Oba is a bad champion, but he has nothing to do as champion.

>>18329397
Briggs is only there to get pinned

>>18329397
imagine your champions going from oba femi and stephanie vaquer to yoshiki inamura and jacy jayne
holy K W A B

Where is my boy, Ridge the fridge?

>>18329414
ridge? you mean the stEampig?

Did Inamura get the jobber entrance?? .... You know what that means

>>18329414
banished to evolve

did you know? oba is like the 6th or 7th longest reigning NXT champion of all time

>>18329421
He wins

Imamura has a flat ass.

>>18329257
>This week
Always have been

Where's Fallon?

>>18329430
this is why him and giulia are friends
NO ALL COLLECTIVE

Why tassels Briggs?

>>18329435
Earlier in the show

briggs you jackass

he got the nash pants on

POOR LIL YT GIRL

Too honorable

This love affair between Inamura and Briggs is kinda annoying

>>18329438
He’s gone full Wolfpack Nash

>>18329463
They'll have their match soon enough

I hope Inamura use the Hadouken

>>18329462
>>18329462
how did you get a capture without the watermarks?

>>18329453
DOGFART NETWORK

>>18329473
its from twitter

>Oba Briggs Dijak was the match of the year a while back
>Oba Briggs Inamura now
I wonder if this will also be based

>>18329472
Wrong fighter. DOSUKOI!

>Oba loses the title
>joins the Seth Rollins team at Summerslam

Book it.

lash vs fallon and jaida vs jazmyn next week
who's winning guys

holy shit that lift

He just grabbed a handful of Oba's dick

FUCK YOU BRIGGS

>>18329482
if it were on a ple and not crammed into the last ten minutes of tv

Inamura strong as fuck

>>18329485
Clearly the whites will job to the blacks

>challenging Oba Femi in a triple threat
Rookie mistake

I forgot Briggs can do the fatboy moonsault

>>18329485
My big 4 incher.

KINO match

The absolute state of Oba after those dives

i hate briggs so much bros

briggs eating the pin thank you god

lame

Triple Threat God Oba Femi

fuck you Briggs

cmon wtf let innie win

Briggs vs Yoshi next. Chunky Jap goes over. Everyone is happy.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM SHOW AIN'T OVER YET

I feel like they got told to go home in a hurry

THE YOUNG OG?
MMMMMMMM WOULDNT WANNA MESS WITH HIM

je'von notebook story this episode was kino
also i knew they were gonna belt him up next, 100% oba drops to him at heatwave

Jevon is gonna take the belt off Oba

FUCK YOU BRIGGS
ALSO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT'S A BADASS BOUNCY NIGGA

>Je'Von vs Oba 1 on 1 this time
Could be based

mmmmmmmm that boy bouncy

Great match
Great show
Stay winning, NXTitans

was he watching porn?

>>18329526
It's got to happen at this point

MMMMMMMMM THAT NIGGA BOUNCY

ANOTHER LEE FITTING KINO

they put on a great show for Shawn's birthday

mmmmmmm according to my calculations oba femi is currently at 197 days as NXT champion - assuming he drops the belt at heatwave which is in 33 days, ending his reign at 230 days, he will have the 7th longest NXT championship reign of all time, behind bo dallas and ahead of ilja dragunov

so is Tony D getting called up? i thought Tony was gonna be the one to beat Oba when the Maifa stuff is over but i guess its Jevon

>>18329565
Based statchad

>>18329572
It's now or never for Tony to get called up

Everyone that takes a chokeslam from Taker gets called up at some point. Trick and Oba are both being called up

Anyone get any good Wren ass webms?
Missed NXT because i was at the doctor

>>18329930
Match gone for like three minutes.

>>18329940
Boooooooo. Guess i'll trawl through it for some good ass shots

>Jaida Parker's music hits
>NXT's equivalent of a nuclear pop every time
When does she get the call?

>>18329985
um never sweetie the girlies DON'T want her

>>18330197
No one likes TERFs in the big 2025

>>18329915
Whomst?

>>18330197
i forgot jaida parker shit on trannies awhile back
god that bitch is perfect

>>18330269
nikkita lyons