Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:19:17 AM No.18330809
>was offered the lead role in The Wrestler three times
>turned down each time as he humbly felt he didn't deserve it
>rewrote the entire script for Santa With Muscles by himself
>bodyslammed the 600lb Andre the Giant while tearing 18 muscles in his back in front of 300,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs with Andre dying just a few short days afterwards
>partied with the ghost of John Belushi in 1986
>survived a shoot tombstone piledriver by an inexperienced Undercarder
>releases the #1 hit single "Hulkster in Heaven" which shoots his album 'Hulk Rules' to the top of the UK charts
>had a boxing match scheduled against prime Mike Tyson; Tyson cancelled the fight out of fear of the Hulkster
>wrestled 400 days in Japan in one year
>was offered the lead bassist position in Metallica ; humbly declines saying he could never replace Cliff Mustaine
>made Harley "Friction" Race shit his pants out of fear from learning the Hulkster was coming into his territory
>Elvis was a Hulkamaniac
>turned down each time as he humbly felt he didn't deserve it
>rewrote the entire script for Santa With Muscles by himself
>bodyslammed the 600lb Andre the Giant while tearing 18 muscles in his back in front of 300,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs with Andre dying just a few short days afterwards
>partied with the ghost of John Belushi in 1986
>survived a shoot tombstone piledriver by an inexperienced Undercarder
>releases the #1 hit single "Hulkster in Heaven" which shoots his album 'Hulk Rules' to the top of the UK charts
>had a boxing match scheduled against prime Mike Tyson; Tyson cancelled the fight out of fear of the Hulkster
>wrestled 400 days in Japan in one year
>was offered the lead bassist position in Metallica ; humbly declines saying he could never replace Cliff Mustaine
>made Harley "Friction" Race shit his pants out of fear from learning the Hulkster was coming into his territory
>Elvis was a Hulkamaniac
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