Was it a work?

>Greased up to make the match last longer

They were working, brother

>>18331807 (OP)
>perfect balance between the erotic, aesthetical, and political
Aryan people things, you wouldn't get it

>>18331831
You want to watch naked men wrestle? Gayboy

>>18331807 (OP)
i used to get month long bans for posting about historical wrestling lmao.

why were the jans so sensitive back then? this is literally WRESTLING. its always been a work. hell even the bible talks about a worked-shoot match between jacob and God (c)

>>18331807 (OP)
Generation heel work

>>18331852
You'll never see a modern day wrestler protect kayfabe even while being rimmed by a lion

>>18331852
God damn "I only fell once" is god like chickenshit heel shit

>>18331807 (OP)
It’s all a work because it never happened.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_chronology_(Fomenko)

>The new chronology is a pseudohistorical theory proposed by Anatoly Fomenko who argues that events of antiquity generally attributed to the ancient civilizations of Rome, Greece and Egypt, among others, actually occurred during the Middle Ages, more than a thousand years later.

>The theory further proposes that world history prior to AD 1600 has been widely falsified to suit the interests of a number of different conspirators, including the Vatican, the Holy Roman Empire, and the Russian House of Romanov, all working to obscure the "true" history of the world centered around a global empire called the "Russian Horde".

>Reception from mainstream scholars has been universally negative. The theory was first widely disseminated in the 1990s by Russian chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov.

>>18331839
Before faggotry became mainstream, it was completely normal and encouraged for men to be together naked. There was never anything sexual about it. Your mind immediately leaping to gay sex when you see a naked man is proof their brainwashing and infiltration worked.

You wouldn’t last a day in sports if you can’t handle being around another naked man, but none of these NEETs have ever been around athletes a day in their life.

>>18331887
This is a cope invented by people who lived in huts until the 1900s

>>18331915
>before faggotry became mainstream
>ancient Greece.

>>18331839
The only reason they had to compete naked in the Olympics was that a tomboy competed and won before they discovered it's a girl.

>>18331851
>God (c)
lol. Hoganesque

Any place where wrestling and gambling existed simultaneously there has been worked wrestling matches.

>>18331933
>worked

>>18331929
You’re delusional if you think modern day gays are the same as Ancient Greece gays. Only similarity is they both took it up the ass

>>18331933
That was literally a myth invented to explain why the athletes were nude. There is no record of it ever happening, and it obviously couldn't have because we know it's impossible for a woman to beat a man in any of the classic Olympic events.

>>18332104
god that is so hot. imagine being in ancient greece, chillin all day on the streets. then some effeminate failed male walks by you, his toga pulled up high showing his cheeks. you proceed to pull him in, have your way with him, and then late at night, under the vast stars, you lube up your johnson with some animal fats, and proceed to DEVASTATE his anus, while his quivering little johnson sways in the wind, with whimpers and groans echoing in the quiet hot air.

damn man. i wish i lived back then.

>>18331852
>>18331857
yeah I think this shit is 100% worked, Pro Wrestling has existed since the dawn of western civilization

>>18332118
straightest wrestling fan

>>18332118
Are you pucturung yourself as the fwink or the chad?

The Greeks invented theatre and kayfabe. GRW was a work, brother

>We used to have 25 thousand fuckin people sacrificing goats to Heracles in the hopes it might grant Topsius enough of the gods favor to not have that prick Leontiskos break his goddamn fingers and paying drachma out the ass to watch it!

>>18332165
Kek

>>18331852
Kek, Milo the whiny botching bitch

>>18332114
Unless of course, it was a work and she kept kayfabe very well.

>>18332165
>So, you wanna hear another story about Russentious? So, were all there at the theater, me, Russentious and Patriniue and his little boy assistant. And we're pissed for a multitude of reasons, one of which is McManacus is late as fuckin always, and you can't do shit without him there because at the end of the fuckin day he runs the promotion, and nothin he doesn't want is gonna make the show anyway, so you're just wasting your fucking time without him to approve what you're planning on. And also, our top fucking heel, Milo of Croton got injured doing some fucking outlaw mudshow in Thylessia and now our fuckin build to the Olympiad is completely fucked.
>*Ahem* So anyway, McManacus finally shows up when the fuckin sundial is nearly dark and we start pitching ideas as to how we're going to overcome our top heel missing the Olympiad that we'd booked 4 fuckin years ago for him to put over Ariston, and it's a fuckin mess. And then finally, Russentious speaks up... And his fucking idea is to take our top fucking babyface Ariston, and book him in a match with a fucking bear. I repeat, HE WANTED TO SACRIFICE OUR TOP BABYFACE TO A FUCKING BEAR!
>*sips wine* And that's when I fuckin lost it. I said you stupid motherfucker! You wanna hotshot a fucking bear on top of our terroritory as the main fuckin heel? The bear can draw a house once or twice, but it has no fucking stamina! It has no promo ability! And most imfuckingportantly, THE BEAR CANT ENTER THE FUCKIN OLYMPIAD! This dumbfuck wanted to book the fucking bear as the winner of the Olympiad because he didn't know they weren't fuckin allowed! AND HE WAS WRITING THE SHOW

>>18331831
>>18331915
>>18332114
>aryan
>not gay

>>18332118
gayest thing ive ever read

Hello

>>18333494
Hi

>>18331852
>finger breaking
So this is where Butch got his gimmick from

>>18332118
promo's good

>>18332118
kwab

>>18331807 (OP)
>upper left
Even in ancient Greece people had to watch run-in slop

>>18331852
>Leontiskos was a shitter but had a cool finger bending gimmick

>>18332345
I hear Cornette is actually managing a bear these days. It works well because, as you said, the bear can't promo so he needs someone to speak for him.

>>18334545
I heard he was doing orations in the agora with a Judean known as the Great Brianus Ultimus, and had forsaken pankration to live with his pig in his mother's home somewhere in Macedonia.

>>18331852
>ancient greek YOU FUCKED UP chants

>>18334642
ah yes, Brianus Ultimus, the most infamous crooked merchant since ea-nasir. many have been fleeced by his low-grade copper and tin.

>>18331852
absolutely amazing

>>18334747
You may be confusing him with the thrice damnable brother-in-law of Rikus Phlair, Konros Tompsius, who is also known to preform orations with the infirm champions of the prior generation, and has stolen the farms and homesteads of many elderly citizens. As far as I know Brianus Ultimus only ripped off a few lyre players from Athens.

>>18331807 (OP)
just a nice game of penisbutt

>>18331807 (OP)
Is top left doing a run in?

>>18335189
he got mouthrot from eating too much ass

>>18332118
POPPED ME

>>18331929
the greeks invented sex
the romans learns you can do it with a woman

>>18331887
>a number of different conspirators, including the Vatican, the Holy Roman Empire, and the Russian House of Romanov
Anatoly Fomenko is clearly jewish or brainrotted from jews

*sips monster* yeah, back then it was always Spit Only, you didn’t have a choice

>>18332118
>>18337003
They used olive oil, you marks.

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>According to the Greek historian Anthisthenes of Rhodes, wrestler Kevinashos was raped during the sweltering hot summer of 192 BC

>>18332118
white people be like