Thread 18334986

Flesh, Fins, and Fists As Shark Week Takes Over Dynamite!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Billie Starkz in an AEW's Women's World Championship Eliminator Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Hechicero
>And More!

Still Vince

Still Phil

How much longer can Yuta's bangs grow?

>>18335003
*Still Punk

Still Pauletty

Tony should book a fun show even though he's going up against South Park tonight fuck it

I'll pop in periodically thru the night to help meme AEW to death.

Trannymite serving Mexican again?

>>18335016
Tone will literally be watching South Park while his show is in overrun cos he loves it so much.

>>18334986 (OP)
>on thread 3 before the show starts
>Mania had 0 threads
Bitchtits finna rope tonight

We need to be loving our CEO.

Which Dark Order member will be lynched this week? Or is that a Collision only segment?

>>18334910
I guarantee you the sad droney bitch melting down about TK saying he has a great relationship with his Father/parents supporting his wrestling fandom was pic related

South Park just got a a billion dollar deal from Paramount. If Dynamite can beat it tonight, I would call that a fucking HUGE win

>>18335033
Hey he did this
he caused this

>>18335043
No one cares about that other than tranniEs

Watching the G1 from this morning before the show. Our dude Takeshita won, and this Umino ZSJ match is way better than the Wrestle-Kingdom one.

>>18334986 (OP)
How is it already thread 3?

>>18335034
finna

Are you aewtists spamming gooning threads as a distraction? It won't work. But please continue.

>>18335036
Dark Order slowly starting to float back together as Hanger is back on top is a nice touch. I think they will get a hand in vanquishing the death riders for good along with lil nigga

>>18335057
I watched this morning, Sad Oka couldnt get the dub but it looks like Takeshita might get to the finals this year

>>18335034
Her choco nips were out at All In btw, case anyone missed it
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>>18334986 (OP)
I can't even tell if that's a real poster or a parody fucking kek

>>18335074
Everyone stayed for the promo dummy that's not how quarters work

>>18335078
>retard still falling for shitty AI
How indian are you

Remember when it was the death riders vs AEW and barely anyone in the roster was part of the conflict.

>>18335064
To annoy (You) specifically

Why doesnt Tony ever make appearances on the shows anymore?

>>18335087
>AI
get a grip schizo

>>18335086
sure Dave

>>18335110
now post the video jeet

>>18335100
delicious mocha bum

>>18335073
Oka kicking out by using the Claw was kino

I posted this last thread but now this is official game thread 1 so tell me what you guys think now that more people are interested here:
I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war

Thoughts ?

>>18335104
Every time he appears on screen the amount of shizo's he attracts goes up 5%

>>18335134
>Thoughts ?
yeah, kys yourself trannE

>>18335099
I'm getting so sick of MJF promos

>>18335134
He only brings up getting fucked with to show he is the underdog and elicit sympathy from humans with empathy. Notice I didn't mention swines with empathy even though most farm hogs in the USA have more empathy than the average WWE fan online.

Its really funny that, Tony talks about war when he cant do big arenas and aew is going be in the same Mexican place for 2 months.

>>18335117
take your L dumbass

>>18335154
how long as NXT been in that high school gym in florida?

>>18335140
He's going the say the N-word with a soft -a tonight, trust the plan.

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>18335157
NXT is developmental try again with raw or smackdown you gay little buttbaby

>>18335156
Watch second 3 at .25 speed you brown idiot

>>18335169
you can literally see her nip pop out dumbfuck

>>18335165
>REEE IT DOESN'T COUNT
lol

Its weird that, for all the money Tony has he dont have a good intro thing for MAX I am watching and it just says event starting soon meanwhile RAW has clips & music playing.

>>18335163
Hope he appears on screen with Shark-boy

I watch for She

I wish Tony Khan would Death Ride me

>>18335134
>GUYS I GOT NO REPLIES LAST TIME AND THAT MADE ME VERY SAD, PWEASE REPLY TO ME HERE I AM SO VEWY LOOONELY
KWAB

Didn't see the card, but how many Mexicans (or related) are on the card tonight?

This "Taco Themed AEW" didn't just appear for no reason. TK is catering to the Mexicans now. And TK also caters businesses, parties, & functions. World Famous Nachos!

>>18335187
My Powergirl mommy

Sup, sickos!
Thread #3 already? Guess some are a bit excited for some TRUE ALL ELITE SICKO WRESTLING
Let's go!

>>18335179
You are so brown and stupid it hurts my brain

>>18335005
Many are saying this

>>18335199
Tony Khan is a gay little bottom boy. He dont fuck people he gets fucked. Hes a buttbaby

>>18334986 (OP)
What a dreadful show
Not watching while Hang Troon is champ

>>18335163
Hologram isn't real

YOU WANTED WAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>18335202
kek piggapoos wished they had a world champ as based as Hangman

YOU WANTED WAAAARRRR

ANOTHER TOURNAMENT LETS GO

>>18335214
If I put on a dog fursuit will he at least wank me?

>tag team tournament
kino and comfy

Jetspeed and FTR will be kino

Its weird that, Tony payed to license this Sum 41 song but he dont even do the intro with it anymore.

>Billie Starks
I'm not trailer park enough for this girl

that .eu streaming site's audio keeps going like ten octaves too low for some reason

i like hanger's new pants

Wardlow about to return tonight unfortunately

>>18335210
I accept your concession.

Why didn't they play the intro this week? I wanted war

>Hangman vs Yuta
This shit better not go 50-50

This Del Taco shit is a residency???

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

>World Champion is curtain jerking
BAHAHAHAHAHA they have already realized they made a severe mistake

>>18335237
Not my problem you have no idea how real human bodies work jeet

mjf btfo

Hangman looks like a Roman statue

Where’s Marina?

MJF talks like a jogger

I want to taste the inside of renees rectum

>>18335201
>"Macho amio, TK's! Desearás trannies divertido funos!"

I don’t want an MJF title run again anytime soon

>you are an agent of mossad
whoa hanger!

kino back shot

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

hangerkino to start off my sicko evening? don't mind if i do!

Yeah I’ll take a Lunch #11, two beef enchiladas with rice and beans

Aren't Swerve and Osperay the new EVPs? Why aren't they using their powers at all?

I want a Buddy title run now or else I’m gonna tie Tony Khan to a train track.

Billie Starkz should beat Toni and then face her again at Forbidden Door for the belt
These eliminator matches gotta go the other way from time to time

ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>>18335255
I would not mind him becoming number 1 contender, losing, cashing in and losing again. That would really bring some interesting stuff for him to work with character wise.

Why are they wrestling in a cardboard castle?

Good to be back here on Wednesday for some cowboy shit and dunking on edrone. Lfg boys

yuta is such a fucking weasel, captain caveman lookin ahh

Based Yuta wearing the blood from Colt Cabana last week

that side view of renee was pretty grim

>>18335277
It's an actual castle in Chicago

>>18335267
they said they wouldn't

>Killing a Zionist Jew on TV
BASED

Why the fuck is our world champion in the opening match?

yawn where is thekla

>hanger is wrestling with a gold chain now
based

>>18335284
White Castle?

>>18335266
Aye carumba! White boys shouldn't eat Mexicani. You cholos don't have the tummies for it.

AEW is like Chipotles. They'll both make you shit in your diaper.

>>18335290
Opening and Closing segments are the most important part of the show.

Hanger just fucked two plus sized kweens backstage

I need Darby to jump off a balcony there before the residency ends

I drove by this building today and spit on the ground . It smelled like refried beans

BUCKSHOT JONES

Yutabros...

yuta bros...

Based Hangman making it a quick night

Comfy Dynamite chilling stoned while wife cleans our room in her underwear

wheeler kwabba

Need to see Yuta with House of Torture.

easy dub

>durrr it’s gonna be a 50/50 match
anon from last thread BTFO

Yutabros…

>under 7 mins
That Anon can rest easy now
he squashed him in under 7

People can meme all they want but this venue is nice dude.

OH HELL NAW! WHAT THE FUCK??

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? WAY TO JOB YUTA OUT

I WANT HANGMAN BEATEN AND BLOODIED THIS IS BULLSHIT

Buddy had a 75/25 match with yuta.

>>18335273
YUMMY WUMMY TUMMY MOMMY RENEE LOOKING LIKE A SNACK AS ALWAYS

>>18335327
Not that anon but they do 50/50 booking 99% of the time in matches like this.
I hope they learned their lesson

>>18335335
They made it last week

Has anyone jumped from the balcony yet?

>>18335332
Yuta IS a jobber.

HE DESERVES IT

Colt Cabana still works for AEW?

SOLD OUT SHOW!
No wonder piggapoos are so uppity lmao

yuta tremblin like a dog

based Hanger with the tough love unbrainwashing

>>18335312
New York is worse than that they right now. Whole city smells like AEW.

They got AEW bags lining all the streets. They you got homeless guys tearing the AEW bags open and spilling garbage all over the street.

Hangman trying his redemption arc on Yuta

>>18335335
>unadvertised match
only 2 matches were announced last dynamite and this was one of them

Yuta is just lost. Give him a break. He needs guidance

Is Hangman secretly a Ghost Rider?

>burned down Swerves childhood home
>uses a chain

They really need to stop having people bleed every week

based, yuta has been buried brutally

Yuta as Hangmans Deputy would be kind of dimes.

omg billie

>>18334986 (OP)
>Hangman Adam Page held the title for 197 days before losing it to CM Punk at Double or Nothing in May 2022.>He first won the title at AEW Full Gear 2022, defeating Jon Moxley.
>MJF's reign lasted 406 days, making it the longest in AEW history.
Sounds like MJF is way better than the worlds tallest midget Adam Page.

MUSTY ASS HO

musty ass hoe

Athena is so based

>>18335367
but enough about your neo vagina faggot

Billie my love

>>18335331
The interior is actually designed to resemble a Moorish Castle but etards are too poor and uneducated to see it as anything other than a taco joint.

I think that, its not good to have your babyface world champion beat and bloody people like that it not a good look especially for the advertisers....

>Hangman is still the seething schizo
HOLY FUCKING BASED

This promo is showing why Athena was stuck on RoH

Is billie wearing a choker

athena is so dorky, i love her

I can't tell if Billie can't talk or if Athenas awkwardness is contagious

athena is a based shark enjoyer

I want to be Athena's white minion

stoke bros….he's in bad shape

love billie
love toni

dicks out for Billie

MY LOVELY WIFE.

>>18335375
MJF's reign almost killed the company

>>18335400
has he ever been in good shape

when my nigga Seethe going to take out Cope??

Who was that titty shark latxjnydy?

ATHENA = MADE FOR WHITE COCK

this show is kinda bad

Can we please go one week without someone bleeding? For fucks sake, Tony.
Diminishing returns.

I'm glad Hangman killed Yuta quick so I don't have to be a Buddybro

>>18335318
neat

I dislike Bailey

I like FTR Hair as a heel. He really seems to like working the crowd.

Someone please relay to Tony Khan that the people want to hear Speedballs theme every single time.

>>18335408
Both of these people are edrones btw

>>18335419
maybe watch more than 12 minutes of it

>>18335419
nah you are

Speedball was better off on his own

holy reddit the match

I am (spiritually) going to drop acid in Tony Khans eyes if buddy isn’t on today.

>>18335367
shut up pussy

>tag tournament
>only 1 match in the bracket and it's right now
sloppy...

>>18335387
So based it's been my phone background ever since

>>18335412
Round is a shape

>>18335422
buddy woulda killed yuta in even less time

>>18335406
Nah MJF was taking the company to the highest highs. There is a reason Tony pays him the most. The dude knows how to entertain.

bailey deadass think he some kinda power ranger

BILLIE STARKZ MY BEAUTIFUL TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH LADY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

>>18335367
No
Fuck off pussy

I fucking HATE tag wrestling....but jetspeed aint that bad

I do not like Mike "Tranny chaser" Bailey

>>18335440
Thats extremely gucking embarrassing

>>18335435
Every time you whine Tony adds a week to Buddy's suspension

Cash gives family annihilator Chris Benoit vibes

>>18335435
do you want a medal? Buddy is injured. drop acid, go talk to God and reassess your life

Dax sandbagging that suplex

>>18335442
didn't know you were also a Buddybro we are now 3

>>18335449
aew does tag wrestling right

>>18335400
HE'S BLIND FROM THAT DAMN ADAM COPELAND SPEAR

>>18335454
>gucking

I wish Buddy was here because the tag teams are dire. The GOA are the only ones in shape who can probably look like they can beat the HS. And I’m not a buddyfag.

Respectfully, do not goon to my gf Billie.

why Dax dress like a gay biker

>>18335420
Faggot talk
Become an hero

>>18335445
She looks like she's in love with her brother

>>18335473
You wrestling tonight Nick Wayne?

>>18335443
MJF got old like two years ago. His reign sucked ass

>>18335454
Gms

>Darby doing kickflips underwater around sharks
BASED

Billie is still just a child you sick fucks

Dax needs to go down half a size in trunks, it's loose on his ass

why is this collision match on MY dynamite?

I miss the Pip bros

>>18335445
how do i get a trailer park white trash wrestler gf

Darby on SharkWeek damn

>>18335470
Brody and Buddy are the ones to take the belt from the H$. the reason all the matches weren't shown is because Buddy and Brody will show up next week

>>18335480
i wish i was her brother

>>18335484
>those dirty feet
my god

>>18335480
Yeah, me

>>18335494
Maybe he needs to gain ass

>>18335491
16 is an adult in most states in America and most of the world

drones are hatewatching. must have been a particularly grim raw this week

Buddy should just make Buddy Championship Wrestling and give himself all the titles.

>>18335497
same, but Max is so much more convenient than VPN

These is the kind of reaction AEW never has and never will get it didnt happen for all in

No homo but is it just me or is Hangman looking handsome again?

>>18335521
plus she's 20

Mike Bailey is fucking dimeless. Guy is trying so hard to appeal to millennials he comes off as inorganic in everything he does.

>>18335477
Edrone crying because we having a good time. Legit mental illness

>>18335498
you’re in luck cause they do fuck fans

>>18335511
I hope so because speedball and knight are small(buddy is too but he’s really buff so it’s fine) and Takeshita and Kyle should be singles stars and the GOA aren’t really on tv enough.

>>18335534
Never ever give him a (You)
but you right

>>18335522
i think they've been watching more the last few months because of how strong aew tv has been week to week, and also because of how shitty e-slop has been since wm

>>18335538
Billie Starkz has never fucked a fan, only her boyfriend whom she loved very much

What's the story on this maych?

>>18335526
i feel like im contributing to the family by watching on Max

>>18335529
biggest pop this year was Hangman making Mox tap out you dumb pajeet

>>18335522
Must be a day that ends in Y

>>18335529
>bunch of niggers chimping out
I don't want them at AEW
keep them contained in SlopFed

This venue is not over with me anymore.

>>18335548
tag title tournament match

>>18335529
what a bunch of homos

>>18335548
Tournament match that was announced at the start of the show.

>>18335441
kek

I can literally feel the ratings going down in real time.

>>18335547
Is this her boyfriend?

>>18335529
no one cares what happened at your local gay bar

AEW needs her

Dax just flicked off a father in front of his young daughter. Very fucking classy. I wonder what advertisers think about that

>>18335564
so what if it is? you're saying you wouldn't fuck Joe Dirt? smdh tbqh stepfam

based gut kicks

Dax and Cash are based as fuck.

>>18335454
>fingers so greesy he can't type

Dax is glistening

>>18335571
is that adele?

>drones resorting to story posting now
Next they are going to try and start shilling a podcast hosted by a puppet that gets 10 views as the new Meltzer again lmao

>>18335548
A shot at the World Tag Titles at the next big PPV is at stake.

>>18335571
She needs dick daily, thats my type of fatty

>>18335547
>loved
she dumped his ass

enjoying some ribs right now while watching sicko graps

FTR Bald needs to do some squats brother. Got an ass like a melted candle.

>>18335571
A tag team of her and Willow where they drop their straps for the finish.

DAX WITH THE FIGURE FOUR THAT ENDED BRET HARTS CAREER! MAMA MIA!

>>18335548
Jetspeed crash-landed their entrance jet into FTR’s vintage wrestling truck, claiming the skies belong to the future. FTR, fueled by rage and protein shakes, are ready to ground the flyboys with fists, fury, and old-school vengeance!

I would not take a dragon screw. Shit looks like it could fuck your knee so easily

>>18335593
Holy fagola

It's Forbidden Door season

>>18335583
He got murked off Twitter this week btw
KWAB

>>18335480
WTWM

>>18335593
Does anyone remember those TNA tag team girls where one of them had negative ass?

NEW THREAD
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>>18335605
(no homo)

>>18335600
You want to write the DC AEW comic?

>>18335592
But are the ribs equally sicko?

I JUST SAW A WAITER BRING SOME ONE THERE MEXICAN FOOD LMFAOOOO

>>18335549
You, Me and another 599,998 sickos

>>18335607
We have to go through All out first

NEW
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>>18335591
hence the past tense

>>18335571
looks like my wifes friend who i jacked of to before Dynamite

>>18335593
Meanwhile his partner has a dumptruck

Why is the crowd chanting
>N X T N X T
during this match?

>>18335592
YESSSS HAHAAH

NEWWWWWWWWWW
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>>18335592
Which type of BBQ you eating sicko?

>>18335625
Man, you're really upset

>>18335617
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>>18335635
Nope, not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)

>>18335625
Droney seething

>>18335602
>worked

whats the official thread no 5?

>>18335646
I didn't care for Courage

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>>18335635
Real New

>>18335625
fake thread

So this is the "mexican restaurant" that E-tards were going on and on about? I actually like this venue, it's got a nice classical appearance.

OP you need to use a tripcode so this faggot can't impersonate you.