>better than New Japan in your path

>>18335051 (OP)
Everyone has been saying this.

NJPW is unironically the shittiest promotion in Japan right now, and think about the ground that covers.

>>18335061
I had taken a break from both for a while and thought it was a meme but, damn, NOAH is so much more watchable.
I wanted to do the G1 this year. I can't. Just don't care about any of those shitters. Meanwhile, KENTA championship reign.

nah
njpw is better
tony won
rossi lost
gaytch fumbled

>>18335075
things only joshipedos believe

>>18335051 (OP)
Their undercards are too dogshit for this to be true.

>>18335095
meanwhile new japan's entire card is dogshit

Stardom and TJPW are consistently better than either

>>18335101
Daiki Nagai outworks 80% of the the mediocre bodies you see on NOAH undercards like No Rebellion and fat Super Crazy.
Main events are good, though as usual. Cautious about KENTA/Marufuji

Maybe if your a bakedtranny

>>18335051 (OP)
They didn't raped by WWE like NJPW did by AEW

>>18335077
Yeah, I quit watching after Muta retired and they began to push Jake Lee to the moon. Went back for Monday Magic, saw Jake was gone, and have sorta just been cruising along with it.

Also those Misao produce shows as so good. I wish they would just give her a promotion of her own to book.

>>18335051 (OP)
Gedo do be booking NJPW to counter watching paint dry.

>>18335051 (OP)
>edrones so blow out by AEW they havee to pick fights with NJPW
GRIM

>>18335051 (OP)
not for long

>>18335116
Yeah, I don't really care about workrate.
I like a good, solid match. I like people kicking the snot out of each other, but also letting stuff breathe so I can process what I just saw. I like the occasional funny spot here and there.
New Japan leans too much into the heavy workrate and it just isn't for me anymore.

>>18335132
>They didn't raped by WWE
>>18335148
>edrones so blow out by AEW

>>18335141
I'll have to check out the Misao show. I never got super into TJPW, which isn't really the company's fault so much as I have wrestler overload and it's tough to remember a new company full of people. Which is important with TJPW because it's so character based.

>>18335151
Save us, Taichi.

NOAH is the promotion for the twitter smark who thinks NJPW is too mainstream to like (lol)

In reality it draws less than Stardom and is a distant third or fourth place behind the two Bushiroad companies even when those companies are not doing well

>>18335182
I don't care about how mainstream it is, I just find it a more casual watch, much like All Japan.
Wouldn't call myself a smark, I don't follow the dirt sheets or care about workrate, I just want to be entertained by some Japanese wrasslin'. Stardom is probably best in Japan right now though product-wise (although continued lack of subtitles pisses me off).

>>18335168
The three Misao produce shows aren't really wrestling show. They are here autistic attempts to create a single show short film for lack of better words. If you ever watched Makai before the covid lock downs it is kinda like that. There is wrestling there, but it isn't really the point.

Also if you can't at least sorta understand Japanese when it is spoke you are probably not going to like them at all since each show has distinct characters and stories that you can only sorta pick up from body language and actions.

>>18335207
I haven't watched AJPW in a hot minute, have the fumbled the new generation?

>>18335224
Anzai went on break and implied he might be leaving and they started putting over old guys again, so pretty much business as usual

>>18335244
Grim
Dire even

But I guess it was sorta inevitable with the way the Japanese media was gassing him up for his movie star good looks.

>>18335213
Yeah, I don't speak Japanese sadly, which would probably make that a tough watch.
I just enjoy fun stuff. I don't need people putting on the best matches I've ever seen. I'm not a WWE hater personally, I just like Japanese wrestling as well.

Taichi and Yoshi Hashi have been winning in G1 Climax, so I think it is not that hard to tell that someone out there is doing better.

>>18335264
If NJPW is smart they need to stop the "unified Japan pro wrestling" shit and start poaching guys from DDT and NOAH immediately

I have become a fan of NOAH recently. Don't watch every show of course but I try to catch the big ones. Some fun matches.

>>18335297
Seriously, Kento and Kaito are right there

I like and watch BOTH NJPW and NOAH because they don't have women's wrestling

>>18335309
Kaito is the young ace of Noah, and he already knows how NJPW will treat him. Better for his career to keep trying to build Noah up than to go to NJPW to be jobbed out and humiliated to the point his career will never recover.

Also there is no way Kento is leaving AJPW unless it folds. He is a ride or die nigger that stood with the promotion at its absolute lowest.

>>18335342
Don't let the male feminists on this board tell you that you aren't based.

>>18335345
Kaito hasn't been treated like the young Ace of NOAH for 10 years at this point

At this point he's treated like the guy who used to be the Young Ace of NOAH who then became Mutoh's bag carrier and never recovered

>>18335342
But both NJPW and Noah have women's wrestling...

>>18335342
Shame, because Stardom shoot mogs both right now.

>>18335365
only on the shows they aim towards American markets

>>18335370
>the WNBA is actually better basketball than the NBA
>it's all about passing
>sure they can't dunk but it's a true team sport!
This is how you sound

>>18335364
Well he shouldn't have fucked Jurina when she was Muta's cock sleeve.

>>18335356
TIL - enjoying shit like this makes me a feminist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4055UJzn1aU

>>18335392
>dimeless companies better than mega dimes company bc heckin' men vs women!!!
If you say so.

>>18335410
You know damn well the shit you watch every week is nothing like this. It's idolshit. It's completely changed and degraded since this time.

>>18335296
They should win more desu, fuck you fucking faggot

The state of Japanese pro wrestling
>There are 12 promotions
>Each one has 3 guys who are worth watching
>80% chance those guys are booked like dogshit in their promotion
>Guys will never switch promotions except to go to America for retirement runs
So, this was what the Sengoku period was like, huh?

>>18335426
>muh dimes
>muh drawing
Would you watch two guys eating each other's assholes if it was the most popular thing in Japan? I sure wouldn't

also NJPW triples Stardom's attendance

>>18335392
>looks at wnba fans
>mostly zoomer deranged coomers or LGBTQ
>looks at women's wrestling fans
>_____________

>>18335436
That's a classic match.
Here's a more recent one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eziVVK8wtJc

No wrestling is "always good."
But even bad joshi is a lot more watching than the boring shit in men's companies right now. At least the joshis try to make the matches entertaining in other ways and bring charm into the equation, something that seems beyond anyone in New Japan right now.
Seriously, if you're going to shoot your mouth off about things you've never watched you should just shut the fuck up.

>>18335472
>and bring charm into the equation
This is you coping with being an idolfag.

Go get your light sticks and wave them around old-san.

>>18335457
Don't care, Stardom is more entertaining. And I watch pro-wrestling for entertainment at the end of the day.
Only retards who have never given it a chance say otherwise.

>>18335451
It'd be dimes if they had an All Together show every year
3 guys in every company is decent desu, couldn't make them all champs/main eventers if they were all in 1 or 2 companies

>>18335479
Just shut the fuck up.
You've never even watched it so you're just shooting your mouth off about crap you know nothing about, faggot.
You're acting like a fucking idiot dude.

this thread makes ALL wrestling in Japan seem quite grim

>>18335504
>Deranged simp equates Aja Kong to Mei Chingachonga trying to get salarymen to sub to her OF

>>18335504
Whatever you say, joshipedo. You're watching completely unathletic pigeon-toed Japanese women run like they're afraid of the ropes because they're "owie" and calling it "good wrestling" while you post 12 hours a day about some underage girl's "erotic tummy" in your gay little containment thread

You faggots are beneath my contempt
The one form of life on this board lower than bitchtits and the console war spammers

>Fun little thread talking about puro
>Deranged joshipedos proceed to shit it up because the thread isn't about them
This is why /puro/ died btw. It wasn't enough that half the catalogs is a bunch of spics, jeets, and SEAmonkey's gooning all day, every thread must also be about what makes they tiny phimotic peepees hard.

>>18335524
gee if only there was an ALL Japan wrestling

>>18335544
Oh, like I'm going to take advice from the asshole who pontificates about shit he doesn't even watch.

>>18335568
kek Shingo is fucking this bug

must be painful for you ogii-san

>>18335568
>Natsupoi poster
Yeah it makes sense

>>18335545
澄んだ瞳が 呼び醒ます
忘れかけてた 正義感 正義感
酸いも甘いも しゃぶり尽くす
今日のテーマは 勧善懲悪さ

Kek, anti-joshi TRANNIES absolutely seething in this thread, what a bunch of faggots.
You guys get triggered so hard by seeing actual women, it must be tough to be reminded of what you can never be.
That's why you seethe about joshi-chads all the time in these threads.

>>18335568
Poi likes darker skinned men????

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT'S NOT IDOLSHIT IT'S WRESTLING IT'S GOOD!!!! I'M NOT A JOKE!!!!!!

>>18335501
Yearly All Together shows would be dimes.
The classic booking philosophy is you need 8 guys worth watching to keep a territory hot. Then you need to not book them like dogshit. You can have as many aces as you can imagine, but if you make the top guys all shitters, it's not going to be very good.
Somebody like Drilla Mahoney being on just about every NJPW show is a sign of a lack of talent or poor booking.

The anti-joshi seething is absolutely delicious, you faggots are so worked.

>the joshichads in question

>>18335622
>kek you guys are SO worked!
>OW OW OW OW

>>18335504
very butthurt

>>18335636
>xhe says through xir sad tranny tears

>>18335356
I didn't think I'd make them seethe so much with this one. I'm sorry to everyone in this thread.

>>18335642
Yes, it's quite obvious you are.
You are absolutely maldin' over here.
Maybe go touch grass a little.

what the fuck is happening in this thread anymore

>>18335666
>He tells people to do something he's never done

>>18335611
What's wrong with Drilla Maloney? Last I checked, he was a junior

>>18335652
>noooo you're trannies!
>yes this is a thread about Japanese wrestling which features no women or trannies but...
>but you're a tranny!
KWAB

>>18335653
Nah, you're fine, you said nothing wrong.
We ain't the ones worked up here tranny.

>>18335666
keep typing paragraphs to show how not butthurt you are then

>>18335710
Kek, all I had to say was that Stardom was better than New Japan and NOAH and you faggots took the thread *I created* downhill from there.
But sure, tell yourself I'm the one seething here.

>>18335603
why does poi like black?

>>18335722
KWAB OH NO NO THE NJPW HATER IS A JOSHIPEDO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18335722
>Just shut the fuck up.
>You've never even watched it so you're just shooting your mouth off about crap you know nothing about, faggot.
>You're acting like a fucking idiot dude.
butthurt

>>18335683
>Says I did nothing wrong
>Calls me a tranny anyways

>>18335757
Kek, I must have drawn blood if you're this upset about what I said.
I'm really sorry dude. You have my sincere apologies.

>>18335771
why does poi like putting her soft lips around hard black chocolate

>>18335785
Who cares, she's a grown woman who can do what she wants.

>>18335771
>Just shut the fuck up.
>You've never even watched it so you're just shooting your mouth off about crap you know nothing about, faggot.
>You're acting like a fucking idiot dude.
gotten to

>>18335771
We all just bantin' here.

>>18335798
im asking why does she like big black chocolate with her friend

>>18335771
Sounds like somebody got really mad when I pointed out women are too unathletic to wrestle in an entertaining way and that the only way to make it entertaining is to be a coomer or a simp!

>>18335808
Sounds like your feelings are hurt from being put in your place.
You can dish it but you can't take it. And now you're playing the womanly game where you pretend *I'm* the one who's upset.

>>18335838
why does poi love handling chocolate ovals with her mouth

>>18335835
But I can link to matches where women do just that. And I did.
And your cope was that not every match is like that.
Moved goalposts much?

>>18335838
>Just shut the fuck up.
>You've never even watched it so you're just shooting your mouth off about crap you know nothing about, faggot.
>You're acting like a fucking idiot dude.
seething

>>18335866
Same reason as your mom, probably

>>18335876
You linked a 25 year old match, the equivalent of me showing you Fight Club as an example of what movies are like.

When you linked something newer, it was idolshit that just proved my point.

AJA KONG WRESTLING LIKE MY PING PONG POI SARRRR SHE VERY GOOD BLOODY WRESTLING REAL LIKE LEGIT FIGHTER SARRRR

>>18335893
You didn't even watch that second match.
It's objectively good by any standard.

Giulia is a better and more successful wrestler than poi

erm what does this have to do with NOAH

>>18335887
>seething
I can tell, you've quoted that three times now.
Like I said, you can dish it but you can't take it can you pussy.
Remind us what a pussy you are by quoting it for us again.

>>18335904
I fast-forwarded through it until I saw a woman """running the ropes""" and I use that term loosely, and I laughed and shut it off.

Love love love Giulia

>>18335956
Like I said, you didn't watch it.

>>18335966
sorry about your pedophilia

go back to your containment thread and post about tummies again you faggot lol

Don't you joshifags have like 200 other threads? Can't you let there be 3 puro threads without you assaulting everyone?

>>18335984
Holy seethola dude.
And you have the balls to claim I'm the one worked here.
Wait - my bad. I forgot, you don't have balls because you trooned out. That's why you're upset about seeing women in the first place.
Carry on xir.

>>18336013
Shingo Takagi is having a bangerino with your waifu right now

KWAB

>>18336030
>thinks xir headcanon about joshichads is somehow real
fucking grim

>>18336044
>headcanon
Is that right

>>18336129
I was talking about the headcanon where you think I give a fuck. I'm happy for Shingo, he's been a lonely guy for years. ;)
Alright, it's been fun but my evening stogie is calling - it was fun bantin' with ya. 'til next time - stay frosty, fren.

>>18336163
>back to the locker
>OW OW OW OW OWWWWWW
KWAB what a joshipedo

>>18336163
>it was fun bantin' with ya.
No one in this thread had fun.

>>18336177
Ouch, based dubs means it's true I guess.
>>18336183
Sorry to hear that - I certainly did.

>>18336256
Nice hand fatso, also nice way to take back the "I'm leaving" post ya desperate ass worked bitch

every time I look at their cards it looks like the same card I saw last time just slightly shifted around. Maybe they never do rematches and I'm just retarded but it feels like I've seen the same combinations 1000 times.

>>18335168
>I'll have to check out the Misao show
The 2nd HYPE is the best IMO but even still they're like absurdist short plays with comedy scenes and drama and wrestling thrown in, like some weird Japanese commedia dell'arte, also very hard to follow if you don't speak Japanese

>>18336407
>I'm l-leaving the thread guys
...
>*doesn't leave the thread*
KWAB

>>18335051 (OP)
That’s not exactly an accomplishment in big 2025

>>18336422
literally my first and only post in this thread you fucking psycho. I haven't even read the thread yet. You paranoid freaks are obsessed with turning 4chan into absolute fucking ass cancer every single day. Fuck you.

>>18336445
kek nice try KWABpedo

>>18336462
Your behavior is completely cancerous to any 4chan board. Nobody cares about who you think other posters are. Nobody cares what you are accusing them of without evidence. It's valueless. It's boring. It's annoying. You bring nothing to this board. None of your posts are worth reading. I hate you little nerds so fucking much.

>>18336484
Get back in your locker joshipedo

you probably smoke that cigar because it reminds you of a black cock same as your waifu Natsupoi favors

>>18336504
Get out of our thread. Get off our board. You are a tourist here.

>>18336516
>it was still him
>he's still seething
KWABsposed

>>18335051 (OP)
Don't get cocky ya piggiE slave
Know your place
You NOAHfags literally worship oinkin piggiEs
Unlike you NOAHfags, NJPW has a partnership with AEW that has brought a revolution in the wrestling world
Your piggiE masters were jealous of AEW X NJPW alliance, that is the only reason they decided to work with a dimeless indie fed like NOAH

>>18336529
I literally haven't even read the thread beyond the first few posts! I responded up to where I saw, and I instantly got pinged by a psycho (You) with a buttload of random accusations. I don't even know who the fuck it is you're supposed to be accusing me of. I don't even care. All I know is that you're cancer. You're cancer. Your posts are cancer. You will never re-evaluate your behavior because you are biologically incapable of doing so. You are irredeemable and worthless.

Okay, I read the thread now and it seems there's one guy who is absolutely ass blasted over the existence of joshi wrestling and is spilling spaghetti everywhere and having a melty. My advice to him is that instead of irrationally hating something just because others like something you don't, maybe you should try not giving a fuck.

>>18336727

>>18336727
He can't, this dimeless gimmick is the only one he could come up with. :(