Flesh, Fins, and Fists As Shark Week Takes Over Dynamite!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Billie Starkz in an AEW's Women's World Championship Eliminator Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Hechicero
>We'll Hear From The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay
>And More!
>>18336680 (OP)The woman of my dreams :-)
new swerve meme just dropped
What fast food meal should I order? I want to get it delivered at the end of Dynamite. I dont eat while I watch wrestling
based callis protecting big hech from taking the L
>>18336680 (OP)Something about Billie is so fuckable idk what or why
Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
>30 minutes left
What's left?
>>18336680 (OP)POV: you're Billie's big bro
>>18336708All luchadors fucking suck
>>18336728my dick vs your ass
Let me guess we get an instant graphic with match made between these 6 wrestlers.
I don't give a fuck I only want to see okada fight omega uninterested in anything else
>>18336720The dyed hair and quirky personality she's just begging to be made into a single mother
>>18336680 (OP)Is that bitch in the OP in her 40s?
>>18336680 (OP)>why is your dick hard step-bro?
i like swerve but you know this nigga practicing these facial expressions in the mirror and think he nailed that shit
LOLOLOLOL
that guy looks so different without his ear muffs
>>18336706Buffalo wild rings
Please respond. Which fast food meal should I order?
>>18336706
>GOA spent the 200k on new clothes
Ric'O hooked up the GoA with some flashy garments
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>Guns shooting blanks
>>18336720do not lewd Space Jesus.
Alicia lookin FINE tonight
This is the weakest dynamite I've seen in like 6 months
>>18336716I think you mean protecting Strickland from a comeback
So private party, buddy Matthews, and jericho are headed to wwe?
>>18336757Some type of pizza or get some chicken wings.
>you will respect us or fear us
Those are not opposites and wouldnโt you want both?
>>18336771Damn who's the reporter?
>>18336751He's a corny ass niqqa but that's why I like him
>>18336787wwe literally has private party already
>>18336680 (OP)Anybody else think this thread smells like weed and white claws?
>>18336706Taco Bell for my nigga Jungle Boy
>>18336699>that's it yt boi, u ain't aight anymore
>>18336757Depends on where you live retard
>>18336757get the zogboiled slopbag from red lobster
>>18336787Buddy is hurt so we donโt know. No one knows his contract either.
>>18336782The Dynamite before All In was pretty lackluster
>>18336792>>18336756>>18336722>>18336807>>18336805>>18336804>>18336801Jokes on you, you just replied to an E-Titan. GET FUCKING TRICKED!!! finna eat whatever food I want and laugh at gayEW
LMAOOO
>>18336787buddy is just always hurt
>>18336787Buddy just resigned. Jericho isnt going anywhere.
>>18336815kek alright that was a good one
>>18336800You're not funny.
>>18336813what the fuck are these rap bitches just straight up performing naked
>>18336751Swerve, Gabe and Solo among the top 5 corniest in the game right now
>>18336815Kek, Solo-posting is aight with me
do choco nips produce chocolate milk?
>9:38
>MJF
I'm most likely out lads.
>>18336830We down with SICKOa in this hood
>>18336815This gimmick is not bad for a drone
>>18336815>I'm a edrone>I eat everything I wantno need say the same thing twice, brother
I want MJF to collect like 4 different guaranteed title shots and burn through all of them in one match to win.
MJF JUST CALLED OUT BUDDY
>>18336841>>18336830Be careful, the AEW resident schizo spammer HATES solo.
TALKY TALK BROS
WE EATIN
WE INGESTIN
WE MASTICATIN N SWALLOWIN
>brisco vs cesaro is the main event
LMFAO
FUCKING GRIM
>kosher pickled you have
I kekd
Do you think Brian Last seethes whenever they make a Kosher Pickle joke?
>>18336842Ice Spice I think
TONY YOU PIECE OF SHIT GIVE BRISCOE A TITLE
Does Briscoe have a word calendar?
>>18336857Aew resident here. I love solo.
>>18336867He's a humorless cunt, so probably
>>18336872Another merch fumble, along with a hangman fork, we wwe KEKS would eat that shit up
>>18336872>word calendarWtf is that
>>18336883you guys fumbled mr iguana
A winny win with the pinny pin, kek. MJF has a good Briscoe accent.
>>18336680 (OP)Kind of looks like a less-scuffed, less Polish
Joanna Jฤdrzejczyk.
>I think you are white trash just like everybody here, especially Billie Starks
Did he go to far?
>MJF IS DOING THE HHH VS BOOKER T ANGLE FROM WM 19
HE'S GONNA CALL HIM A WHITE N*GGER
>Mark Briscoe is a white R-Truth
too far Max
Why is Mark Brisco just staring like that LMAO
>>18336888Bloody bitch we bought the entire promotion just like we buy soon TNA
2nd time this snake has talked about Jay
To be fair Jay Briscoe was a scary mother fucker
>>18336872Unfortunately, Tony's sicko booking costs him the ability to market in his brain.
MJF talkin about Joe Biden, right?
>>18336680 (OP)I shoot hate MJF
>>18336737Mahoako mentioned!
Must post Loco's Locos
mark vs mjf dog collar match
My kayfabe is that Claudio was standing there the whole show waiting for his music to hit
claudio has a crate of red lightbulbs that he brings with him
A lot of alt chicks in the crowd. I think going to an AEW show might get me laid
>>18336908He doesn't give a fuck about money, his family has Renoir paintings on display, imagine what they have in storage
Big nips Claudio is over with me brother
I'm backstage. About to crash the main event.
;-)
>>18336926What's the best way to pick up alt chicks?
>>18336927Guy in the white shirt looks like Benny The Jet Rodriguez
>>18336927blue hair chick wants the swiss dick
>>18336926Women want to become sickos, fraid motherfucking so.
>>18336933get me some okadabucks
>>18336935Go up to them and use the Yes Ladder technique
>>18336933give us an ok sign
>>18336933>search google for this image>no resultsAnonโฆ.
>>18336933based death rider
>>18336939Dude you're totally spot on!
Enjoying your show, aewtists?
The E-Titans decided to not delicer a bEatdown on your faggot asses tonight.
On your fucking knees and thank us.
Now.
And youd better hope we cum quick.
>>18336954This was back when PAC was top tier. Kino promos.
>>18336951Sure about that?
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/Z9BqrFiqVAsJu3X0a8x3Lw/
>>18336933mitch the plant debut?
>>18336933>>18336942PAC posted both of these.
>>18336966why is this nigga bouncin like that?
>>18336933tape a bunch of business cards to your knuckles
>>18336915I just read the chapter where she gets naked today
I'm a fan
>>18336966You're watching because Raw just aired the worst episode of the year, stop lying.
>>18336971remembe blinded Jesus PAC
and he did a match blindfolded even
>>18336972Of course the archive schizo has to run the anon's fun. We dont like you by the way and you give us a bad name.
KenE
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>>18336966Kill yourself :)
>>18336984I remember it now. Seems like forever ago when PAC was running against Omega as legit top guys of the company.
Why did hook return to disappear?
>>18336966I cant tell if this is a real dEranged pEdophile or parody
>>18336972stop exposing the business
>>18336986lazy shitposters need to step their game up or get out
>>18336986is that the guy who redditspaces? if so, facts. wish he'd stop speaking for sickos.
This is such a boring show and they thought ending with Claudio was gonna be good TV
>>18336999still not cleared to wrestle but they want to keep his name out there
>>18336939don't you mean Urquidez?
>>18337000There's no functional or discernible difference between the 2
>>18336993Me when I tell my kids we're watching a TMNT movie and I put on part 3
>>18336954I still can't believe the fucking 123 Kid is still wrestling
>>18337006Yeah im pretty sure.
>>18337004stop being a lazy shitter
>>18337023Kek you're a based evil sicko
>>18337025XPac is much taller.
Did Darby spit out shark water?
>stands there
>leaves
>match just keeps going
what is the fucking point? we have darby getting anti pops now
THE CONSCIENCE OF AEW
LIL NIGGA
Let's go lil nigga fuck the death riders
This is all they have for Darby because they canโt start anything big because forbidden door is literally in the way lol. They canโt start booking for what Darby does at All Out or whatever because gay ass Forbidden Door.
>>18337042Shark semen anon.
They are really forcing the Darby Allin is the new Sting.
>>18336986That part. Agreed
>>18337023Calling Child Welfare on this man
Hologram in the crowd. Not only is he talent but he's also a fan
>>18336979>where she gets nakedCool
Which one?
>>18337055Based Darby figuratively and literally blowing sharks out of the water
>>18337054adding papes beyond the initial four was such a fucking mistake
who even gives a shit about wrestledream or world's end
forbidden door 1 was kino and it's sucked ever since
this match is dimes, Mark Briscoe is like half the reason I watch AEW
>>18337059It doesn't work at all when his theoretical Hogan already lost the belt
Taz and Tony are like beffies now. I guess Taz just hated Ian Ricabonnie so much that having Tony back is an upgrade.
>claudio you suck
did he go too far?
>>18337067it's the first time I've seen her do it. the one where she has to sing butt naked and finds her voice for the first time
I am deeply pleased to hear there is more
>>18337072>forbidden door 1 was kino and it's sucked ever sinceBecause it's forced feuds. Hey a bunch of nips showed up out of the blue. I wonder why? Looks at date. Oh cause Forbidden Door is a thing soon.
Inside cradle strong move
>>18336933holy crap hi marina!
THANK GOD
MARK BRISCOE ACTUALLY WINS A FUCKIN MATCH
WAS THAT SO HARD TONE?!?
FEW MORE OF THOSE
Good night of wrasslin bros. See you on Saturday.
>>18337059Theyโre forcing it so much that Darby isnโt even running out to help right now just like sting would do. Where did he go? Why is he not helping? Why did he not help right there?
>>18336933>No Shafir socks
>>18337092Claudio buried.
>>18337092Agree. checked btw.
>Mark Briscoe finally wins a match
>Gets laid out while Mox yells about Hangman
fuck this booking
Mox still has the forehead stitches
>giving Mox props
Hangman respecting him?
Finna be a kino Dynamite next week
>The blowoff match is a regular match
Darby just returned and did nothing? Come the fuck on, Tony. Learn to book or give it the fuck up already and hire someone. If not for the viewers' sakes, at least think of your wrestlers.
And looks like the Death Riders arent going anywhere. Grim.
I reckon we getting some blood next week
>barefoot Shafir on a pole match
Whoa there Hanger
>>18337127>Hangman studying Red Foreman tapes for character study
Hangman is really good on the mic, this guy has it all
damn their graphics guy works super fast
>>18337102Turn Raw off bro, we watching Dynamite
Hangman is so fucking based
Glad we live in this timeline and not the Ospreay one
Um who is going over next week
>>18337084Then I won't spoil more
Enjoy the ride
TK lost his fucking mind, this is sick
>>18337133Heโs sting right now watching over the death riders, how more obvious does it need to be
>>18337131to be fair an AEW world title match with no run-ins is pretty fuckin rare
DON'T FORGET TO COME BACK ON SATURDYAY NIGHT FOR A LIVE COLLISION SICKOS!!!
BEST GAMETHREADS EVERY WEEK!!
>>18337105>>18337133Yeah Tony can't fucking book. WTF is Darby supposed to be doing??????
>>18337147ANON!!!! I don't really get booked, let me have this brother
GREAT SHOW, SICKOS!
SEE YOU ALL ON SATURDAY!
>>18337149thank you bro, I salute you
>>18337146Hangman obviously
>>18337142graphics guy is also a remote viewer
TERRIBLE FUCKING SHOW
1/10 ONLY REASON ITS NOT 0 IS CUZ OF MJF AND STOKELY
Is Collision being taped now? I wasn't joking about leaking the results in every single AEW thread I see.
You have 10 seconds to reply... 9...
That's the Hangman we should have gotten when he first won the world title
>>18337151This, it's an obvious WCW callback. Only way to make it more obvious would be to have Darby up in the rafters with a crow and a bat.
>>18337177Next Collision is live
>>18337160She's still wearing your key
>>18337182>>18337151But the "NWO" in this case already lost the belt. Its on a babyface now. So what the fuck are we doing here
mfw Tony wakes up on the wrong side of the bed next week and picks Mox to go over clean just to see the chaos
>>18337205Hangman is a shit champion anyway. The worlds tallest midget
>>18337205That would actually be a smart move, would break up the monotony of year long WWE titles. It would make Echads like me more interested to tune in if the belt switched hands a lot faster.
>>18337221>That would actually be a smart movekek
lmao even
good hanging with you sickos, sieg heil.
>>18337244Nice response retard. It would be. Hangmaam could win it back a couple weeks later.
>>18337193Well it's not the same story so obviously there will be a different kayfabe reason for it.
>>18337261So what is the plan? What's the blowoff? Darby beats mox in a match with no stakes?
>>18337205nah Hanger should have a one year reign and then be dethroned by BRUV at All In '26
>>18337275copying WWE much ?
>>18337177Collision is live on Saturday ya fuckin retard
>>18337275I was just fucking around, think next week is gonna be the cement the Hanger era for reals this time. No dark odor, no elite melodrama, no background champion, no noise.
>>18337269I'm not booking it so I don't know, but I guess there's a few possibilities. It could be that Darby is looking to challenge the Death Riders for some reason, and this appearance would then just be simple foreshadowing. I guess it could also be a hint at Sting getting involved in the Death Riders angle somehow, though that seems less likely. Or it could even be a prelude to some beef between Darby and Briscoe, I don't really know.
>>18337282>WWE invented long title reignsNo
There are more movies than "Boss Baby"
>>18337275Hangman will lose it to a heel and Ospreay will beat that heel in Wembley next yr
>>18337305I love how you always make this reference to no response. Nobody cares about your retarded quip ya Lil faggot lol
>>18337305Uhhhh
Copy Queen Elizabeth II much??
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>I love how you always make this reference to no response. Nobody cares about your retarded quip ya Lil faggot lol
>>18337302tbqhwy with you I wouldn't mind if Hangman and Mox played hot potato with the belt I just don't want MJF to be world champion again
>>18337309that's fine with me as long as, again, it's not the jewlet
>>18337304Because Tony is a gay little bottom boy and cant book
>>18337350>tbqhwy with you I wouldn't mind if Hangman and Mox played hot potato with the beltThey need to do this but Lil Tony doesnt have the balls nor the booking prowess to do so
>>18337305kek u roasted that piggalo
always pop for this reference
>erm have you seen my renoir?
FUCKING NERD
>>18336813damn, I was almost turned on until I realized that was Ice Spice
Heard this show was utter shite
>>18337367This is your brain on fedslop
>>18337418Not enough crayons and shit smears for ya?
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