Thread 18336680

Flesh, Fins, and Fists As Shark Week Takes Over Dynamite!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Billie Starkz in an AEW's Women's World Championship Eliminator Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Hechicero
>We'll Hear From The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay
>And More!

>>18336680 (OP)
The woman of my dreams :-)

new swerve meme just dropped

What fast food meal should I order? I want to get it delivered at the end of Dynamite. I dont eat while I watch wrestling

This is boring

That match was garbage

>>18336680 (OP)
BILLIE MY LOVE

based callis protecting big hech from taking the L

>>18336680 (OP)
Something about Billie is so fuckable idk what or why

Swerve is terrible.

>>18336706
Burger King

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

GOATKADA

>30 minutes left
What's left?

>>18336680 (OP)
POV: you're Billie's big bro

>>18336708
All luchadors fucking suck

>>18336728
my dick vs your ass

Let me guess we get an instant graphic with match made between these 6 wrestlers.

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

I don't give a fuck I only want to see okada fight omega uninterested in anything else

>>18336720
The dyed hair and quirky personality she's just begging to be made into a single mother

>>18336680 (OP)
Is that bitch in the OP in her 40s?

>>18336680 (OP)
>why is your dick hard step-bro?

i like swerve but you know this nigga practicing these facial expressions in the mirror and think he nailed that shit

LOLOLOLOL

that guy looks so different without his ear muffs

>>18336706
Buffalo wild rings

Please respond. Which fast food meal should I order? >>18336706

RicoGOAT

Ric'O hooked up the GoA with some flashy garments

Why is Jacob Fatu here

>>18336720
do not lewd Space Jesus.

Alicia lookin FINE tonight

This is the weakest dynamite I've seen in like 6 months

>>18336716
I think you mean protecting Strickland from a comeback

So private party, buddy Matthews, and jericho are headed to wwe?

aHAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18336757
Some type of pizza or get some chicken wings.

>you will respect us or fear us
Those are not opposites and wouldn’t you want both?

Billie will suck my dick

>>18336771
Damn who's the reporter?

>>18336751
He's a corny ass niqqa but that's why I like him

>>18336787
wwe literally has private party already

>>18336680 (OP)
Anybody else think this thread smells like weed and white claws?

>>18336706
Taco Bell for my nigga Jungle Boy

>>18336699
>that's it yt boi, u ain't aight anymore

>>18336757
Depends on where you live retard

>>18336757
get the zogboiled slopbag from red lobster

>>18336787
Buddy is hurt so we don’t know. No one knows his contract either.

>>18336782
The Dynamite before All In was pretty lackluster

>>18336796
MJF's slag

>>18336792
>>18336756
>>18336722
>>18336807
>>18336805
>>18336804
>>18336801

Jokes on you, you just replied to an E-Titan. GET FUCKING TRICKED!!! finna eat whatever food I want and laugh at gayEW

LMAOOO

>>18336787
buddy is just always hurt

>>18336787
Buddy just resigned. Jericho isnt going anywhere.

>>18336815
kek alright that was a good one

>>18336800
You're not funny.

>>18336813
what the fuck are these rap bitches just straight up performing naked

>>18336751
Swerve, Gabe and Solo among the top 5 corniest in the game right now

>>18336815
Kek, Solo-posting is aight with me

Billie so fine

do choco nips produce chocolate milk?

>9:38
>MJF
I'm most likely out lads.

>>18336830
We down with SICKOa in this hood

>>18336813
Name?????

>>18336815
This gimmick is not bad for a drone

>>18336815
>I'm a edrone
>I eat everything I want
no need say the same thing twice, brother

I want MJF to collect like 4 different guaranteed title shots and burn through all of them in one match to win.

MJF JUST CALLED OUT BUDDY

>>18336841
>>18336830
Be careful, the AEW resident schizo spammer HATES solo.

TALKY TALK BROS

WE EATIN
WE INGESTIN
WE MASTICATIN N SWALLOWIN

>brisco vs cesaro is the main event
LMFAO

FUCKING GRIM

>kosher pickled you have

I kekd

Do you think Brian Last seethes whenever they make a Kosher Pickle joke?

>>18336842
Ice Spice I think

TONY YOU PIECE OF SHIT GIVE BRISCOE A TITLE

Does Briscoe have a word calendar?

>>18336857
Aew resident here. I love solo.

>>18336867
He's a humorless cunt, so probably

>>18336832
MY LOVE

>>18336872
Another merch fumble, along with a hangman fork, we wwe KEKS would eat that shit up

>>18336872
>word calendar
Wtf is that

>>18336883
you guys fumbled mr iguana

A winny win with the pinny pin, kek. MJF has a good Briscoe accent.

>>18336680 (OP)
Kind of looks like a less-scuffed, less Polish
Joanna Jędrzejczyk.

>I think you are white trash just like everybody here, especially Billie Starks
Did he go to far?

>MJF IS DOING THE HHH VS BOOKER T ANGLE FROM WM 19
HE'S GONNA CALL HIM A WHITE N*GGER

mark...

>Mark Briscoe is a white R-Truth
too far Max

Why is Mark Brisco just staring like that LMAO

>>18336888
Bloody bitch we bought the entire promotion just like we buy soon TNA

Jaybros...

2nd time this snake has talked about Jay

To be fair Jay Briscoe was a scary mother fucker

>>18336872
Unfortunately, Tony's sicko booking costs him the ability to market in his brain.

MJF talkin about Joe Biden, right?

>>18336680 (OP)
I shoot hate MJF

kek is he wrong?

>>18336737
Mahoako mentioned!
Must post Loco's Locos

mark vs mjf dog collar match

>local
>Is foreign

My kayfabe is that Claudio was standing there the whole show waiting for his music to hit

very intimidating indeed

claudio has a crate of red lightbulbs that he brings with him

A lot of alt chicks in the crowd. I think going to an AEW show might get me laid

>>18336908
He doesn't give a fuck about money, his family has Renoir paintings on display, imagine what they have in storage

Big nips Claudio is over with me brother

I'm backstage. About to crash the main event.

;-)

>>18336926
What's the best way to pick up alt chicks?

>>18336927
Guy in the white shirt looks like Benny The Jet Rodriguez

>>18336927
blue hair chick wants the swiss dick

PAC tonight.

>>18336926
Women want to become sickos, fraid motherfucking so.

>>18336933
get me some okadabucks

>>18336935
Go up to them and use the Yes Ladder technique

>>18336933
give us an ok sign

>>18336933
>search google for this image
>no results

Anon….

>>18336933
based death rider

>>18336942
which one ??

>>18336939
Dude you're totally spot on!

>>18336954
Bottom right.

>>18336933
Hi wheeler

Enjoying your show, aewtists?
The E-Titans decided to not delicer a bEatdown on your faggot asses tonight.
On your fucking knees and thank us.
Now.
And youd better hope we cum quick.

>>18336954
This was back when PAC was top tier. Kino promos.

>>18336951
Sure about that?
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/Z9BqrFiqVAsJu3X0a8x3Lw/

>>18336933
mitch the plant debut?

>>18336933
>>18336942
PAC posted both of these.

>>18336966
why is this nigga bouncin like that?

>>18336933
tape a bunch of business cards to your knuckles

>>18336915
I just read the chapter where she gets naked today
I'm a fan

>>18336966
You're watching because Raw just aired the worst episode of the year, stop lying.

>>18336971
remembe blinded Jesus PAC
and he did a match blindfolded even

>>18336972
Of course the archive schizo has to run the anon's fun. We dont like you by the way and you give us a bad name.

>>18336966
hey thanks

>>18336966
Kill yourself :)

>>18336984
I remember it now. Seems like forever ago when PAC was running against Omega as legit top guys of the company.

Why did hook return to disappear?

>>18336966
I cant tell if this is a real dEranged pEdophile or parody

>>18336972
stop exposing the business

>>18336986
lazy shitposters need to step their game up or get out

>>18336986
is that the guy who redditspaces? if so, facts. wish he'd stop speaking for sickos.

This is such a boring show and they thought ending with Claudio was gonna be good TV

>>18336999
still not cleared to wrestle but they want to keep his name out there

>>18336939
don't you mean Urquidez?

>>18337008
Agree.

>>18337000
There's no functional or discernible difference between the 2

>>18336993
Me when I tell my kids we're watching a TMNT movie and I put on part 3

>>18336954
I still can't believe the fucking 123 Kid is still wrestling

>>18337006
Yeah im pretty sure.

>>18337004
stop being a lazy shitter

>>18337023
diabolical

LIL NIGGA!!

>>18337023
Kek you're a based evil sicko

DARBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

LIL NIGGA

>>18337025
XPac is much taller.

Did Darby spit out shark water?

>stands there
>leaves
>match just keeps going
what is the fucking point? we have darby getting anti pops now

THE CONSCIENCE OF AEW
LIL NIGGA

Let's go lil nigga fuck the death riders

This is all they have for Darby because they can’t start anything big because forbidden door is literally in the way lol. They can’t start booking for what Darby does at All Out or whatever because gay ass Forbidden Door.

>>18337042
Shark semen anon.

They are really forcing the Darby Allin is the new Sting.

>>18336986
That part. Agreed

>>18337023
Calling Child Welfare on this man

Hologram in the crowd. Not only is he talent but he's also a fan

>>18336979
>where she gets naked
Cool
Which one?

>>18337055
Based Darby figuratively and literally blowing sharks out of the water

>>18337054
adding papes beyond the initial four was such a fucking mistake
who even gives a shit about wrestledream or world's end
forbidden door 1 was kino and it's sucked ever since

this match is dimes, Mark Briscoe is like half the reason I watch AEW

>>18337059
It doesn't work at all when his theoretical Hogan already lost the belt

>>18336972
BASED

Taz and Tony are like beffies now. I guess Taz just hated Ian Ricabonnie so much that having Tony back is an upgrade.

>claudio you suck
did he go too far?

>>18337067
it's the first time I've seen her do it. the one where she has to sing butt naked and finds her voice for the first time
I am deeply pleased to hear there is more

>>18337072
>forbidden door 1 was kino and it's sucked ever since
Because it's forced feuds. Hey a bunch of nips showed up out of the blue. I wonder why? Looks at date. Oh cause Forbidden Door is a thing soon.

>>18337079
My wife

Inside cradle strong move

>>18336933
holy crap hi marina!

THANK GOD
MARK BRISCOE ACTUALLY WINS A FUCKIN MATCH
WAS THAT SO HARD TONE?!?
FEW MORE OF THOSE

KWAB

REACH FO DA SKY BOOOOY

Good night of wrasslin bros. See you on Saturday.

Fuck this show

based hangster

>>18337059
They’re forcing it so much that Darby isn’t even running out to help right now just like sting would do. Where did he go? Why is he not helping? Why did he not help right there?

>>18336933
>No Shafir socks

>>18337092
Claudio buried.

>>18337092
Agree. checked btw.

Yuta is hair kino

>Mark Briscoe finally wins a match
>Gets laid out while Mox yells about Hangman
fuck this booking

Karma for beating Buddy.

Mox still has the forehead stitches

oh shit

>giving Mox props
Hangman respecting him?

Finna be a kino Dynamite next week

DUMBASS

Darby just returned and did nothing? Come the fuck on, Tony. Learn to book or give it the fuck up already and hire someone. If not for the viewers' sakes, at least think of your wrestlers.
And looks like the Death Riders arent going anywhere. Grim.

I reckon we getting some blood next week

>barefoot Shafir on a pole match
Whoa there Hanger

>>18337127
>Hangman studying Red Foreman tapes for character study

Hangman is really good on the mic, this guy has it all

damn their graphics guy works super fast

>>18337102
Turn Raw off bro, we watching Dynamite

Hangman is so fucking based
Glad we live in this timeline and not the Ospreay one

Um who is going over next week

>>18337136
Roddy please

>>18337084
Then I won't spoil more
Enjoy the ride

TK lost his fucking mind, this is sick

>>18337133
He’s sting right now watching over the death riders, how more obvious does it need to be

>>18337131
to be fair an AEW world title match with no run-ins is pretty fuckin rare

DON'T FORGET TO COME BACK ON SATURDYAY NIGHT FOR A LIVE COLLISION SICKOS!!!
BEST GAMETHREADS EVERY WEEK!!

>>18337105
>>18337133
Yeah Tony can't fucking book. WTF is Darby supposed to be doing??????

>>18337147
ANON!!!! I don't really get booked, let me have this brother

GREAT SHOW, SICKOS!
SEE YOU ALL ON SATURDAY!

>>18337149
thank you bro, I salute you

>>18337146
Hangman obviously

>>18337142
graphics guy is also a remote viewer

TERRIBLE FUCKING SHOW
1/10 ONLY REASON ITS NOT 0 IS CUZ OF MJF AND STOKELY

Is Collision being taped now? I wasn't joking about leaking the results in every single AEW thread I see.

You have 10 seconds to reply... 9...

That's the Hangman we should have gotten when he first won the world title

>>18337151
This, it's an obvious WCW callback. Only way to make it more obvious would be to have Darby up in the rafters with a crow and a bat.

>>18337177
Next Collision is live

>>18337160
She's still wearing your key

>>18337182
>>18337151
But the "NWO" in this case already lost the belt. Its on a babyface now. So what the fuck are we doing here

>>18337155
Based collider

mfw Tony wakes up on the wrong side of the bed next week and picks Mox to go over clean just to see the chaos

>>18337205
Hangman is a shit champion anyway. The worlds tallest midget

>>18337205
That would actually be a smart move, would break up the monotony of year long WWE titles. It would make Echads like me more interested to tune in if the belt switched hands a lot faster.

>>18337221
>That would actually be a smart move
kek
lmao even

good hanging with you sickos, sieg heil.

>>18337244
Nice response retard. It would be. Hangmaam could win it back a couple weeks later.

>>18337193
Well it's not the same story so obviously there will be a different kayfabe reason for it.

>>18337261
So what is the plan? What's the blowoff? Darby beats mox in a match with no stakes?

>>18337205
nah Hanger should have a one year reign and then be dethroned by BRUV at All In '26

>>18337275
copying WWE much ?

>>18337177
Collision is live on Saturday ya fuckin retard

>>18337282
yes so what

>>18337275
I was just fucking around, think next week is gonna be the cement the Hanger era for reals this time. No dark odor, no elite melodrama, no background champion, no noise.

>>18337269
I'm not booking it so I don't know, but I guess there's a few possibilities. It could be that Darby is looking to challenge the Death Riders for some reason, and this appearance would then just be simple foreshadowing. I guess it could also be a hint at Sting getting involved in the Death Riders angle somehow, though that seems less likely. Or it could even be a prelude to some beef between Darby and Briscoe, I don't really know.

>>18337282
>WWE invented long title reigns
No
There are more movies than "Boss Baby"

i fucking love aew bros

>>18337275
Hangman will lose it to a heel and Ospreay will beat that heel in Wembley next yr

>>18337305
I love how you always make this reference to no response. Nobody cares about your retarded quip ya Lil faggot lol

>>18337305
Uhhhh
Copy Queen Elizabeth II much??

>>18337302
tbqhwy with you I wouldn't mind if Hangman and Mox played hot potato with the belt I just don't want MJF to be world champion again
>>18337309
that's fine with me as long as, again, it's not the jewlet

>>18337304
Because Tony is a gay little bottom boy and cant book

>>18337350
>tbqhwy with you I wouldn't mind if Hangman and Mox played hot potato with the belt
They need to do this but Lil Tony doesnt have the balls nor the booking prowess to do so

TONY KHAN IS A BUTTBABY

>>18337305
kek u roasted that piggalo
always pop for this reference

>erm have you seen my renoir?
FUCKING NERD

Fuck aew

>>18336813
damn, I was almost turned on until I realized that was Ice Spice

Heard this show was utter shite

>>18337367
This is your brain on fedslop

>>18337418
Not enough crayons and shit smears for ya?

>>18336729
Would she??