Thread 18337300

this has to be one of the worst summerslam builds and cards in a long time. what the fuck

>>18337300 (OP)
Paul is a hack and all the stories are built up for Saudi shows. Nothing else matters.

>roman and jey vs bron and sneed
???????????????????
what the fuck is this booking. SNME ass house show match

>>18337300 (OP)
your own fault for continuing to watch this bullshit. it is very clearly not made to be good, as it transitioned into a house show lite era where as long as the fans have something to pop for, no matter how cheap it is, they're down with it. singalong theme song, tributes, revivals, nostalgia acts, posing routines, catchphrases. it's unironically catered toward autismos.

>>18337365
>your own fault for continuing to watch this bullshit.
not op but I haven't watched tv since EC, it's been so shit I've only watched the PPV's and even then I skip half the matches

>>18337300 (OP)
i don't watch WWE, give me a qrd on it? I promise no pigposting.

>>18337300 (OP)
>entire card built up in 2 weeks every ple
HHH is so god awful.

>>18337373
>cody vs cena (rematch of the worst match in years)
>randy and mcintyre stuck in a tag match with jelly roll and logan paul
>roman and jey vs bron and sneed

>>18337388
The rest of the card is womeme matches because Paul thinks the worst drawing PLE ever means women are a draw for some reason

>>18337388
I have to say, that does not sound interesting at all. And I actually like a couple of the wrestlers you mentioned but you're right there isn't much there.

>>18337417
Now realize this is being split up across two nights and it makes it twice as bad

>>18337426
so the filler will mostly be womeme matches, doesn't sound appealing at all. If I were you I would probly skip that one.

Save us Ryan Ward

fuck I just remembered it's two days now so half the matches are going to be filler shit. I almost want to just watch it later now and skip half the matches

>>18337300 (OP)
I like a lot of the card but the build is indeed weak

It’s embarrassing. I’ll watch all of it since I like wrestling but it’s bad. Feels like a throwaway PPV. Fat cuck Fat doughnut is going to win, too.

>>18337864
>I like a lot of the card
How?

Summerslam always sucks. I can't remember a good one

>>18337864
>I like a lot of the card
is wwe the only channel you have lol

>>18337338
Not one name in that line is interesting. Grim.

>>18339059
Gunther vs Punk will be interesting
Jelly roll match actually has a good build and i wanna see logan and drew team up
Cody cena in a street fight could be interesting or it could be shit. Hopefully Cena will take some bumps
Aj vs dom will be dimes
Fatu vs solo in a cage could be good
Rhea iyo and naomi will be really good
Sorry im sure you will seethe that someone is talking positively about a WWE show. I don't need your validation though.

what? this is actually a pretty good summerslam card. you must be underage

>>18339145
you're just watching wwe for the nostalgia at this point theres nothing good about it

More like summerslop

I shoot have zero interest to see any of those matches except Punk vs Gunther

>>18337338
wait seriously? roman is now in a program with the cartwheeling abbo? lol.

I CAN'T BOOK

>>18339075
1992

>>18337373
It's an excellent card but it doesn't match their fantasy booking exactly so it sucks.

>>18337300 (OP)
Too many PLEs now lessen the impact desu especially the yurotrash shows and saudi. Night of champions was like 2 weeks ago and Paris is already at the end of August.

>>18337300 (OP)
AEW is a total failure so WWE feels like they don't even have to try anymore.

>Cena vs Cody
They've made this one very interesting. Curious to see how violent it gets.
>Tiffany vs Jade
This one doesn't do anything for me.
>Randy and Jelly Roll vs Drew and Logan
This one will be a lot of fun.
>Gunther vs CM Punk
This will be great. Glad Gunther's wrestling the top dogs again, and Punk is in a different kind of story from what he's been doing so far in WWE.
>Naomi vs Rhea vs Iyo
I'm definitely not going to complain about this after the instant classics Rhea and Iyo have been involved with this year, and how entertaining Naomi has been.
>Becky vs Lyra No DQ
I'm really excited for this one. I've loved this whole feud and I've loved every match that's been part of it. I don't think I've ever seen Lyra in this type of match but she's become one of the most consistently great wrestlers on the show.
>Judgement Day vs Charlotte and Alexa
I'm so glad they gave Charlotte a totally new kind of storyline that seems to really be working.
>Solo vs Jacob Fatu in a steel cage
Should be good.
>Dominik vs AJ
Should be good.
>Roman and Jey vs Bron and Bronson
I think this will be awesome. Roman's charisma is unmatched but the crowd can feel how big a star Bron is destined to be. The fact that he does Roman's signature move better than Roman makes it a great matchup.

So overall I think it looks like an excellent show.

is it two nights again?

>>18340149
It's two nights for the first time.

>>18340096
I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels this way. When a company does too many special events, they stop feeling special. They should do one per two months in my opinion but they won't because they're greedy.

>>18340153
wtf I could have sworn summer slam was two nights before

>>18337300 (OP)
Whats the matter, not enough gay midgets for you?

>>18340139
I just hate rando tag matches. I think tag team wrestling is best left to dedicated tag teams, not two singles guys thrown together. I can see maybe doing that for storyline purposes at times, but when I think of tag teams I think of the people who specialized in it like the Road Warriors or the Freebirds or the Briscoes.

>>18340179
I like that stuff too but I don't think it's bad to have a few tag matches like we have announced for SummerSlam now. I'd be happy to see Fraxiom and MCMG on a few more PLEs.

>>18340209
I really don't see why WWE isn't putting the tag belts on the MCMG, they're more than good enough to carry the ball.

>>18340221
Andrade and Rey Fenix are challenging tomorrow, so maybe another tag match could be made for SummerSlam. I kind of think they should've unified the two sets of tag belts instead of separating them again. I think that would help because then you could have just one strong tag division that could span across both shows and hopefully get a little more time. That's one thing that I do think is weak in WWE right now. They have a great bunch of teams but I'd like to see them more.

>>18340250
for some reason they've never emphasized tag teams all that much. I think maybe Vince just didn't like tag team wrestling as much and that mentality has kind of carried over.

>>18340250
honestly I'm not finding AEW that interesting right now either, the storytelling is a little repetitive.