Thread 18346172

Post all your favorite Hulkster fun fact ITT

>was offered the lead role in The Wrestler three times
>turned down each time as he humbly felt he didn't deserve it
>rewrote the entire script for Santa With Muscles by himself
>bodyslammed the 600lb Andre the Giant while tearing 18 muscles in his back in front of 300,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs with Andre dying just a few short days afterwards
>partied with the ghost of John Belushi in 1986
>survived a shoot tombstone piledriver by an inexperienced Undercarder
>releases the #1 hit single "Hulkster in Heaven" which shoots his album 'Hulk Rules' to the top of the UK charts
>had a boxing match scheduled against prime Mike Tyson; Tyson cancelled the fight out of fear of the Hulkster
>wrestled 400 days in Japan in one year
>was offered the lead bassist position in Metallica ; humbly declines saying he could never replace Cliff Mustaine
>made Harley "Friction" Race shit his pants out of fear from learning the Hulkster was coming into his territory
>Elvis was a Hulkamaniac

>>18346172 (OP)
He was a racist piece of shit.

He was an absolute legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7UMubmfbH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19UCV4FzT7M

I will remember him most for his competent bass playing

I was there, brother. I was there 3000 years ago ... when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of men failed. I told him to cast it into the fire but that jabroni had worked himself into a shoot about using the ring's power for himself so I just backed off, brother.

>>18346172 (OP)
>was initially offered to be face of a new portable, but because he busy picking up his kids from school it was later given to George Foreman
>is entirely responsible for WWF starting to sell merchandise
>had a match with Nick Bockwinkel that turned into a shoot fight, which Hogan won
>never used steroids
>batting average of .714 in the Little League World Series
>outdrew the Pope at the Silverdome
>never actually used his creative control clause in WCW

>>18346172 (OP)
>Was the last one Randy Savage called a day before he cut his own car brakes and crashed.

>>18346327
Never seen the Nick Bockwinkel one before kek

Had the greatest wrestlemania match ever (versus The Rock)

Anybody have that .gif from back in the day? You know the one I'm talking about.

>>18346462
You're gonna have to be more specific, brother dude.

He said nigger once and this affects me or literally anyone because

The Hulkster personally playtested the Maxivision 30 games in one NES cartridge and then held a competition to see if any lil Hulkamaniacs could beat his high scores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAEtLoxk7JQ

>>18346902
I think he means this one

I just don't care about bad wrestlers

>>18346172 (OP)
terry Gene Bollea was born a child, of flesh and blood.
Hulk Hogan was hatched a full grown All American hero from a man sized Star Spangled Bald Eagle's egg atop Mt. Rushmore on July 4th, 1945, America's 2nd day of Independence, immediately marched into Japan, BROTHER, and dropped the atomic leg on the Emperor.

>>18346190
Fun fact about this anon is he's one of the biggest bigger lovers on the planet lol.

>>18347419
*nigger
whoops

fun fact: he is DEAD ! what a fucking dead chud bitch ! KWAB !!!!

>>18347047
but does he know about null-pointer dereferencing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfdIGG36GgU&t=1m40

>>18346172 (OP)
He was the 70s/80s/90s equivalent of a Kenny Omega/Gabe Kidd level weeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du6--Y3Y4p0

>started the Attitude Era single handedly with his heel turn
>was given the pass when Booker T called him a nigga
>Had a 9 inch dick (in kayfabe)
>

>>18347732
>Had a 9 inch dick (in kayfabe)
SHOOT 10".

>>18346172 (OP)
FACT:

Hogan has never wrestled Mr. America because he said he loves America way to much to try and hurt it's champion.

>>18347225
That's the one, thanks brother

>>18346172 (OP)
He was a racist hero and taught kids the power of the word
They tried rise up against him and God Punished them for their wickedness
Now he brought the Hulkster to Heaven