I will cry like a baby when Vince dies

It's just not the same without him and they all know it

Why? You've never met Vince and if someone told him that you and your whole family died, he would laugh at the dumb son of a bitch for expecting him to care. Same goes for Hogan, Ozzy, and every other celeb death. And while we're at it, all the desert tribals dying in their stupid Bronze Age war on the other side of the globe, you're a retard simp if you're legit sad about any of them dying either.
Your friends and family are getting older every day so why don't you give them a call and let them know you care instead of crying about randos whose deaths you only even know about because of your chronic media addiction.