Thread 18346558

Why are they trying so hard to get this dimeless zero charisma mid looking fridge body over? She has no it factor but is getting booked like the protagonist of the woman's division. She is the female Pete Dunn and absolutely doesn't belong on TV as often as she appears. She needs to be cut lose and demoted to AEW already.

>>18346558 (OP)
Don't forget that she's also a pedophile

Starlink went down in India. Surprised you managed to post.

>>18346558 (OP)
They've invested a lot into her so they're going to at least try and see it through. It's not too different with Tiffany. Only she's the inverse where the crowd likes he but she can't back it up. Both are biding their time until Stephanie Vaquer and Blake Monroe take their respective spots anwyay

lyra doesn't have IT

>>18346587
Stephanie and Lyra would put on some great matches.

>>18346612
Lyra can put her over while the crowd actually cheers for Steph sure

>>18346623
They both get cheers. Would be a great feud.

>>18346628
>WHAT?!

>>18346636
Yeah that's what people say when Vaquer rapes the english language

>>18346636
Pretty sure Cody and Roman got those not too long ago. As did iyo and Rhea

>>18346567
How so? She's Epstein listed?

>>18346664
>rhea
Lmao those WHAT chants Rhea got when Dom and Liv were promoing on top of the audience seats was kino.

>>18346587
>Only she's the inverse where the crowd likes he but she can't back it up.
The crowds often blank her and give her what chants, or no reaction at all

>>18346655
The crowd loves steph and her fat Chilean ass, so excuse her for raping English. The crowd is indifferent to Lyra, so gives her WHAT chants even though she's a face and English is her native language.

>>18346733
>fat Chilean ass
Worked by the DOUBLE straps. Many such cases!

>>18346558 (OP)
Becky has creative control

>>18346681
She was 18 when she got with her boyfriend who was 15 at the time

>>18346845
Atleast that's not as bad as macron, but it's creepy Lyra couldn't find a boy her own age willing to fuck her. What a hag.
>>18346774
How did this happen? Becky sucks and her hog doesn't deserve this protagonist of wrestling push she's getting

>>18346700
Do they? Kek I haven't watched Smackdown in a bit. Seems I was more generous than needed with her

>>18346874
No he’s full of shit. They’ve been cheering her on for a while now.

>>18346910
You're full of shit. Sometimes people woo along with her theme song but otherwise she gets crickets or what chants. Last Raw she got zero reaction and crickets when she dropped her final micdrop line trying to hype her match with Becky at summerslam. I felt bad for Lyra No-Dimes

Why do people pretend Lyra isn't over? I don't get it.

>>18347103
Kinda hate that Blake can’t use mayday since it’s similar to night wing

>>18347117
I actually like the Future Shock for her

>>18347103
It's a tiny amount of internet wrestling fans pretending that Becky's hog IS over when she's not.

>>18347767
Are the arenas full of people going what during her promos, going wooo while she gets her ass beat, and cheering when she had to raise Becky's hand only a "tiny amount of internet wrestling fans?"

>>18348051
Kek you can’t read. Typical.

>>18348085
>Responds to someone asking about Lyra with whataboutism over Becky
>"This is fine"
>I redirect it back to Lyra
>"YOU CAN"T READ!!!!!"
Lyretards are mentally ill

>>18348188
You responded to someone attacking Lyra.

She so ugly

>>18346655
>>18346750
so this fucking schizo shitting up every single Vaq thread for months was a lyratard AND a gayEWtranny all along
what a twist
Really the lowest of the low

>>18348051
Yes- the majority of real wrestling fans in arenas don't like Lyra. They cheered when Lyra got KWABed and had to put her belt on Becky and raise her hand. They give Lyra WHAT chants when she's trembling and stuttering in anxiety giving what are meant to be babyface promos

>>18346587
Sol Ruca is the real next big thing waiting in the wings.

>>18348249
Oh wow I actually am dumb. That one's on me. My bad y'all

>>18348436
Vaq is organically over, more than Giulia, more than Becky's hog Lyra. This much can't be denied. She has a hot ass, the Devil's kiss and actually can go in the ring. She has it factor. Lyra is the exact opposite. She has no ass. She is a native English speaker but can't promo. None of her moves are over. She's technically fine as a pure worker but has negative charisma so it doesn't matter. Her peak should be enhancement talent but she's getting a rocket push like she's the protagonist. It's time to end her push, and take away creative control from hag Becky.

One loss btw. All this seethe over one loss.

>>18348536
They should just pull the trigger and build the division around Sol and Vaq. Sol needs a main roster run before she breaks her neck from a botched Sol Snatcher

dude has replied to himself at least a dozen times in this thread, all over beating Iyo twice lol

>>18348597
OP here. I'm not an Iyo fag. I am just sick of Lyra's boring storyline and sleep inducing 20 minute matches every week where they desperately try to get her over. She's fine as a background character enhancement talent. She has negative main character energy.

>>18348632
Sure man.
>>18348597
It was twice? lol. Didn’t iyo get her wins back anyways?

>>18346558 (OP)
there are so many girls in NXT that are gonna get way more over than her, in a natural and unforced manner as well, in a short amount of time when they get called up. surely they will realize that it's better to invest in and push a sol ruca or jaida parker than the smarkbait hog.

>>18346558 (OP)
she is friends with the booker (becky)

i understand the nepotism but why not change her retarded bird gimmick?

>>18348569
Vaq is just the best woman to ever wrestle, I think it's gonna take a little longer to settle as fact for everybody, but she just is.
You can actually see the other women in WWE trying to step up to her level and work ethic as she gets more exposure, same happened in cmll
I have no idea why Lyra gets so much screentime and her own alternate dimension when there are at least 5 or 6 women who could use that exposure and that time to make kino segments

>>18346574
Loooooooooool

>>18348656
You're paranoid bro

>>18348764
Because there aren’t any. Chelsea is fine and is good at comedy. Alba has less personality than Lyra does. No one cares about michin and Bfab or Candice. Tiffany and Nia always get tv time and Alexa is too busy getting Charlotte ever. Kairi isn’t trustworthy. All the other women have feuds or are in main events.

The nxt girls are going to be tatum(saddled with Shaun spears but will be dimes with Lyra if they get paired no matter how many times you pretend she’s gonna get ruined). Sol will be called up soon but we’ll see what they do with her. And that’s it. Lola needs more nxt time. Jacy isn’t that good and needed like 6 years in nxt. Jordynne gets no reactions like you say Lyra doesn’t get. Lash needs more tv time period and Mariah isn’t going to do anything to endanger Lyra.

>>18348708
How did Bex get booking control? What a retarded decision

>>18348877
why did you just reply to your own post?

>>18348909
I didn't. You're schozoing out broski.

>>18348909
I did, and you’re right broski

>>18348864
Meh
You give those 20 weekly minutes to Giulia, Jaida, Ivy, heel Jordynne, call up Tessa, and you now have a good pool of heel girls and god knows this program needs that
fire half the dimeless shitters you listed in the first part, send Lyra back to NXT so Bloke can make fun of her for a little bit before getting called up with Sol, send Bayley and Becky on unlimited vacation forever and there you go

>>18348970
Lyra is more over than Giulia, love em both but don't deny it

>>18348970
Giulia has gotten even less pop than Lyra had and is only barely getting some since she’s won the belt.
Tessa has go away heat with everyone plus some women in the locker room.
>ivy
Stop.
>jaida
STOP.

>>18348996
The fact he genuinely put Ivy in there while wanting to send away all the people adjacent to Lyra who he has had a vendetta against for the past year should tell you everything you need to know about his earnestness while typing out that post.

>>18349035
you have a mental illness i'm afraid

>>18348996
I skip every Lyra segment after two minutes tops and scroll through the match at best cause I just can't get into it
Giulia has had no exposure and nobody knows why she's a heel, give her Lyra's screentime to answer that and she shoots up to number one bad girl

>>18349035
I didn't even see that one kek

>>18349031
Ivy and Jaida are cool looking, more fun in the ring than Lyra and Jaida is a good promo
heel segments with them would be much cooler than whatever the fuck is going on in the lyraverse this week
>>18349035
>>18349054
Oh alright it's another "schizo retard thinks everybody is one person" episode
Nice

>>18349108
Ivy is a short woman who’s strong. Literally the same as Lyra. Jaida is ghetto but not fully black like Naomi whose promos are basically “I’m the best bitch” and worse in the ring. Please stop acting like you think these shitters are good because you have a hard on against Lyra.

>>18349193
They're both cool, Lyra isn't. I don't have a problem with her, I just have no idea what the fuck she's doing on this program.
her fans are obnoxious tho, especially when they shit up threads about girls I like or desperately plead that talented women can't possibly be better

>>18349193
ms parker is the best female promo in the company and will be a much bigger star than this dog

>>18349277
They are not cool no matter how much you shill them. You are pretending they are because you hate Lyra. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d talk about how michin would be better.
>her fans are obnoxious
>shit up threads
You fags really need to stop pretending you dont shit up the board whenever iyo loses a match or someone like Rhea gets bigger pops.

>>18349304
You are a full on schizo, this conversation is pointless

>>18349304
I only see Iyo-anti's shitting up the board. You will have the Iyo Sky thread and like 10 anti-iyo threads from seething obese sweathogs.

>>18349304
>You fags really need to stop pretending you dont shit up the board whenever iyo loses a match or someone like Rhea gets bigger pops.
do you truly believe that iyo fans are the ones making a dozen threads with some variation on the subject being "OH NO OH NO OH NO I'M HEARING IYO SKY LOST AND HAS NO TITLE OINK OINK" when she loses a match

>>18349319
Yeah I can’t imagine what prompted ANYONE to attack iyo fans. Just can’t imagine why people think you’re a laughing stock after you fucks spammed the board after a loss, or when iyo kneed liv, or when iyo lost in house shows, or when Rhea helped Iyo and get bigger reactions. I can’t imagine why people would be rightfully annoyed when you spammed the board with unfunny forced memes and then continue to spam the Lyra general while playing victim.

>>18349381
You have been seething for over a year because Iyo had a great match in Marigold and drew a bigger house than AEW. This is a fact. You are mad because she made you look like a moron(you are)

>>18349304
Iyo is so over people were booing Rhea at evolution.

>>18349381
>hates Vaq threads, Rhea threads, Liv threads, Iyo threads
>24/7 making sure none of these are usable
>samefags his little personal nepohog general all day
>convinced himself that people reacting to main event women doing main event shit is an attack against no-dimes velcro
goddamn lmao

>>18349108
>the lyraverse
That's really what it is. She's mid at every thing but for some reason is being booked like a beloved character who is the face of the whole division. It's just not working and her talent doesn't deserve all these Lyraverse segments

>>18349424
kek, AEWtroon AND lyrafag, it's crazy how people with the shittiest fucking taste spend all their unemployed days spamming their dogshit opinions
>AEW has crazy momentum, Lyra is super over, gender is a spectrum

>>18349424
This is exactly why this board hates you and makes fun of iyo. No one cares about the Toyota Honda Suzuki shit in Japan and no one cares about AEW being shit but you constantly have to bring those two up while you throw a tantrum over one loss over a year ago.

>>18349381
No point talking to that dude. He is just going to accuse you of doing the things he does on the reg.

>>18349507
samefag

>>18349444
>>18349444
Funniest thing is he attacks Rhea and Vaquer while pretending the ones doing it are Iyo fans like the Iyo general isn't always posting about Rhiyo and that a Vaquer match would be mega dimes

>>18349511
the iyo general generally has nice things to say about most other female wrestlers (well there's that one guy that hates naomi and won't shut up about it but besides him) except for the potato project players

>>18349498
It's the same guy... on wheels. He loves Lyra because she's Irish and literally talks to himself all day in the general. The lyra thread reads like any of his anti-wwe threads he'll bump for weeks on end by himself.

>>18349511
Yeah I've seen that fucking troon doing that a few times, what an absolute fucking moronic cunt

>>18349319
>>18349355
>>18349424
Are wrestling fans here really this autistic and retarded? Can't one simply have Lyra fatigue and want the Lyraverse canceled without also having some weird agenda about Iyo? Is it one schizo Lyra fag responsible for this? What kind of loser wants to be part of the Lyra defense force? She's a charisma vacuum fridgebody who can't promo. She looks old af and isn't cool. What compels one to simp for mid bitches like Lyra Valkyria?

>>18349498
Isn't Lyra a shoot pedophile?

See now you’re just replying to yourself and ignoring all the shit you said about Liv Rhea and Stephanie and you’re still mad about one loss. It’s ok bro. We get it. All of /pw/ gets it. You can’t accuse every iyo hate of being a cripple.

Honestly WWE should release those charts with view drops over each segment so we can see actually how this girl is actually doing.
So many people look really bored during her segments or straight up are seen leaving their seats.
It also says a lot about Becky and Bailey.

>>18349555
and you can't walk trevor

>>18349535
Yes, Lyra has exactly one singular fan and he's a total schizo

>>18349560
Yeah there was proof iyo dropped the ratings.
Without Rhea of course because she has to carry as usual.

>>18349555
Literally living in his own little reality just like velcro lives in her little dimeless lyraverse

>>18349560
It's always crickets. You can literally watch fans in the background get up and leave to go take a leak or get some food.

>>18349560
Becky and Bailey are old hags, way past it. Becky should retire so she can raise her kid instead of having a nanny do it, Bailey should retire so she can dyke out in North California and get her hag face off my screen. If Becky really is in charge of booking, the Lyraverse is proof she has no idea what she's doing, and she needs to be taken off creative as soon as her contract allows it. Lyra is getting a Poochie push and the only person who likes her is the one Lyrafag shitting up this thread. The crowd cheered when Lyra lost and she raised Becky's hand and put the belt on her, Lyra's push should have ended right there. Where is Sol Ruca?

>>18349602
Well then it has to be even more grim for Lyra, if Rhea is getting preggo then Lyra and the entirety of the undercard are getting chopped given the abysmal Evolution sales after having the top 2 girls main eventing.

>>18349560
This shit kills me
I hope they push the Vaquer Rhea Iyo triangle because that's awesome but the contrast in reactions and hype between this and Lyra Becky Bayley is crazy

>>18346558 (OP)
She is good in the ring and had cute segments in NXT but WWE does not want female wrestlers to play "cute" characters. Its like how they never gave Becky a real push until "The Man" nonsense. They want women to act like men.

>>18349613
I think Bailey can still work, she just needs to wear a mask and change her gear.
She isn't as autistic as Becko and the locker room actually loves her
If she loses some fat and gets her prime look back will also help

>>18346558 (OP)
Irish Lobby working overtime
After the Jews, the taigs are next

>>18349304
>Doesn't mention the AEW guy shitting all the kabuki generals while also sliding a shitton of threads per day and killing generals in less than 2 hours

>>18349691
Counterpoint, Iyo is mega over
Lyra just isn't cute, she's so forced that she feels fake. She doesn't trigger protective instincts, only pity
Nobody ever roots for pity, they want it to go away

>>18349722
Yeah he's pissed. When you hit him with the truth he just regurgitates the same bullshit.

>>18346558 (OP)
No slidey :)

>>18349552
'fraid so

>>18349560
>People really paid to watch this slop

>>18349560
Becky is terrible

>>18346558 (OP)
Zero dimes bitch

>demoted to AEW

Literally everyone that signed the mark contract is now in a worse spot than in AEW other than Codester

>>18346574
kek based

>>18346845
It's okay when women do it, chud.
But for real, would you have cared about legality if you're approached by an 18 year old while you were 15? Thems puberty years, I would have fucked everything from around my age to 30 given the chance at that age.

>>18349653
Sol Ruca is a major star, I hope they have big plans for her main roster push and don't just turn her in to a spot monkey who jobs to Becky and her hog Lyra.

>>18349695
Bailey in a lucha mask is dimes, it covers her old butterface, allows her to wrestle a gun babyface style, and accentuates her body which is actually still banging

>>18349758
Yeh Lyra is too old looking and not very pretty. The angle she's in with becko and Bailey is meant to elevate her, but it just comes across as 3 bitter washed up dykes domestic abusing eachother. Kill the Lyraverse now. Remove all creative control from Becky. The dumb bitch has too much of an ego to change her babyface themesong even though she is trying to be a heel. Send these mushmouth Irish lasses out to pasture where they belong

>>18346558 (OP)
Kek

Wow

>>18348864
jacy and jordynne get better reactions than nepohog, jacy is impressive on the mic and jordynne is impressive on the ring and visually

lyra has no charisma, she wouldnt be in wwe if she wasnt friends with becky

Lyra tranny you aren't sliding this.

How do we as the WWE universe get the Lyraverse segments and matches canceled? She eats up valuable TV time and is responsible for ratings crashes every time she appears. The bird Morrigan gimmick is stupid because she does absolutely nothing with it.

>>18354750
First Becky needs to be fired

>>18346558 (OP)
id sure like to put it in her poopchute and roll it around, if ya know what i mean

>>18353886
>jacy and jordynne get better reactions than nepohog
lol

>>18355143
They do
Lyra is literally in the bottom lower card tier of crowd reactions for the whole roster

>>18355188
That didn't happen on the show that all three appeared on.

>>18355192
Yeah yeah, people totally don't get into Jacy and Jordynne's matches, meanwhile they chant all throughout Lyra's matches and everyone claps when she wins, I know

>>18355215
I didn't say that, why are you strawmanning me? Lyra was simply more over at Evolution, that's a fact.

>>18355230
I skipped her match after 2 minutes again so I'm sure you're right