Thread 18348776

Blue Starboard Edition

(The Captain won another singles match on ME while Asuka cheered her on. Will the Kabuki Warriors have a match at Summerslam? Nobody knows... but we do know that the Captain 'rimains CUTE and SEXO and when you're in the Kairi World Order brother, you're KWO 4-LIFE! 'rip Hulkster!)

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Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18348776 (OP)
Kairi is cute!

>>18348802
Ichiban Hogan-san!

I miss the GOAT already guys... It was those asshole Californian fans and not the juice that broke his heart.

>>18349886
Hulkster will live forever. They won't

>>18348782
Indeed

>>18348802
Based Hojo

Based 'ri

Hojomania is running wild brothers!

>>18350236
I love how most of the girls are stunned by Kairi's butt slap but Nia just instantly loses it.

>>18351444
Strong 'ri

>>18350236
Spanking 'ri

>>18350236
FYI, there’s a spank taunt in the Ivy match :)

>>18351571
You can tell Kairi was initially pissed at this butt-slap, but when she realised Rhea was the culprit she changed her tune to 'thankyou mammy, may I have another?'

>>18351588
A spank taunt & a face-sitting! Based Pirate debauchery.

>>18352050
Lewd Princess

>>18348802
this should have been the OP
>>18348776 (OP)
should have used the hulk OP

>>18349886
we should have nuked california during WWII >>18350236
why doesn't she do this as much anymore?

>>18352061
The GOAT webm. I swear she's looking me in the eyes as I celebrate her CUTE and SEXO wonderfulness.

>>18352498
lol good one

>>18353634
Sult 'ri.

>>18348776 (OP)
How do you guys feel about these cute Japanese girls going to America and becoming gyarus that all look exactly the same? The dyed hair and insanely chaotic outfits just look bad, it's like they want these girls look just like all the other American girls

>>18352822
You finna know it

I'm happy that Kairi has a singles streak going. The company seem to be on board with this, even if only as a joke. I wonder how long would she to and if it would have a pay off

Hey 'ritards i need your good vibes today, wish me luck and i see you later in the day, keep up the good job
Take a beautiful 'ri

>>18355601
Sending vibes brother HH

plundered from Kabuki

https://twitter.com/meraWRESTLING/status/1948612654462841302
Kairi Sane on teaming up again with ASUKA as The Kabuki Warriors:
>“(ASUKA and I) have very similar opinions about what we're thinking and what we want to do. Even though it had been a while since we teamed up, there was no awkwardness at all; in fact, I think we've leveled up compared to a year ago."

>"ASUKA-san is also a true pro, and it's amazing how perfectly she makes her adjustments. She's come back even stronger than before her return. We're both stronger, and I'm excited to think that we can deliver something even better together.”

https://twitter.com/meraWRESTLING/status/1948615909288857639/
Kairi Sane on her future goals in WWE:
>“One is to become a singles champion. The other is to once again wear the tag belts with ASUKA-san as the Kabuki Warriors. We already hold the record for the longest reign (as tag champions), but I want us to hold them for so long that no one can ever surpass it, and people will say, ‘When you talk about tag teams, you talk about the Kabuki Warriors.’”

https://twitter.com/meraWRESTLING/status/1948622867857351027/
Kairi on how she spent her time during her absence:
>“I'm smaller than most people, and my body isn't naturally blessed with great potential. That's exactly why, even while injured, I diligently and quietly focused on training in order to gain more confidence and be able to compete in matches.”

>>18353634
wow cute, I haven't seen this one before
>>18354633
I think she will end up getting some more singles matches, because with Asuka's age and injury I think they are more likely to save her singles stuff for ppvs

>>18355601
good luck hh

>>18348776 (OP)
I'd make the comment that I want to creampie Kairi, but I think she'd injure my dick in the process.

>>18356455
>>18356459
>>18356464
The captain is so modest and gracious. Never heard her say a bad word about anyone.

>>18354194
>The dyed hair and insanely chaotic outfits just look bad, it's like they want these girls look just like all the other American girls
Joshi in general are well known (and loved) for their dyed hair and chaotic outfits though.

>>18357725
It's the GOAT club! With Natalya too!

>>18353634
I hope Kairi pirated that outfit-matching umbrella on her way out.

>>18357033
>little pirate hat mask even has an eyepatch
almost too cute

>>18354633
Hoping Kairi stealthily keeps her streak ticking over until she has to fight Asuka in the last match to break her record.

Kairi has the same religious beliefs as Hulk Hogan

>>18355661
>>18356491
Thanks based 'ritards

>>18359101
Love /arrrr/ Captain

>>18362301
Based 'ri

Have a great weekend lads
Keep up the good work while I'm busy on today

>>18362848
Kairi sees and salutes her /arrrr/tards

>>18362848
Many /arrrr/ sharing these sentiments

>Main Event uploaded
>Penta vs Waller
>huh that's weird, that was the second match
>Kiana James vs Michin from last friday instead of Kairi vs Ivy from this monday
When the fuck did they change the format of the show? These matches were in different two different cities. I'm guessing it's because Speed is dead and they're just taping stuff warm up the crowds on Friday?

>>18365285
they only air two matches for Main Event at a time. Kairi's will be on next week.

Kairi's perfect pussy.

>kabuki got slid
pretty funny

>>18363218
jacked 'ri
>>18365285
>>18365343
idk if sneed is even dead. they usually don't tape before 3 hour shows and they were doing something weird with the dark matches for a while, see KLR fighting for the need title before NXT. I don't think WWE cares that much because as far as I know main event is just to sell to foreign countries because it costs nothing to make