Based Maven laughing because the Chudster jobbed to God
https://youtu.be/cptZ4T6Ar64?si=WQ38ElfQ6VgP7IRl

>WWE jobber and youtube guy Maven dies
Headline when he goes

>>18350598
Probably starts with "Maven Died, My Thoughts"
But that would be to the point and tell you what the video is about so we can't do that.
It could be "Former Wrestler Maven Died" but that's too on the nose still, needs more subtlety.
"Former Wrestler Passed Away" works, but nobody will click it because there's so many of those, it needs insecurity and anxiety.
"Former Wrestler Passed Away And It Means Something NOBODY Expected!"
Now we're in the algorithm.

>>18350598
There won't be headlines

>>18350865
I really like the idea that when Maven dies he will post a video with a clickbait title and thumbnail fishing for views.

>>18350874
Oh, yeah there will be. Every single news outlet will run WWE SUPERSTAR DIES SUDDENLY!

>>18350897
>I'm Dead, Sorry *thumbnail smiling*

>>18351428
>My Thoughts on Being Dead

>>18351445
>"Hey guys so I'm here with myself and I'm about to go into the hospital room to see Maven who's dying, and I can't wait to show you guys his last moments"

>>18350897
>>18351428
>giant text HE IS DONE next to his face

WHY HASNT SOMEONE HIRED THIS GUY YET
he's genius-level and could be the best new manager in decades
or analysis
or commentary
WHATEVER. WHY ISNT HE ON MY FUCKING TV YOU CORPORATE MORONS

>>18351458
>Maven goes into Maven's hospital room
>A sickly dying Maven lies there
>"I don't want to go, man."
>"Oh, but think of the views."
>"Oh, man, please, Maven, please, don't do this."
>"I gotta, man, you know I gotta."
>"Aw, man, please"
>Maven smothers Maven with a pillow
>Looks into the camera
>"Woah, I can't believe that just happened."

>how can I make this mans death about myself and get some Google bucks from it

>>18350576 (OP)