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Anonymous No.18353032 [Report] >>18353045 >>18353046
The /pw/ church is open, brothers. For we mourn the GOAT Hulk Hogan.
Yesterday, we lost a great one, no, the greatest of all time; Hulk Hogan, A.K.A. Terry Eugene Bollea. In this blessed thread by God and Jesus, you shall eat your vitamins, say your prayers, and show your respect for Hulk Hogan. Trolls, heels, heretics and anything like that are not welcome in the house of God. For God and Jesus hate those who disrespect the dead. These heretics will be slain by God's infinite wrath and will burn eternally in the deepest pits of hell. But for now, the time is not for wrath, but for mourn the GOAT.
Rest. In. Power. Hulk Hogan, thank you for all the gifts and happiness you've given to the world. Hulkamania is forever.
Amen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA&list=RDfKJDAVvs_JA&start_radio=1
Confessing your sins may also help you feel better.
Anonymous No.18353045 [Report] >>18353080
>>18353032 (OP)
My confession is that I constantly larp as a fan of whatever promotion I feel like to make console warriors mad and they always get worked no matter how blatantly I bait.
Anonymous No.18353046 [Report] >>18353080
>>18353032 (OP)
GOATED PRIEST POSTER IS BACK FOR HOGAN! Amen.
*light a candle and tip 5$*
Anonymous No.18353080 [Report]
>>18353045
A lot of you, brothers seem to do that, but most of the worked shoots are just blank husks of themselves consumed by the sin of wrath, brother. I understand it is funny to do that, but please refrain yourself a little for else they enter in a berserk state and start rampaging across the board, brother. Anyway, your confession is accepted and you are cleaned of all your sins, brother. God and Jesus bless you though your journey of life. Amen.
>>18353046
Thanks for the tip, brother. God and Jesus will bless you, brother. Amen.
Anonymous No.18353094 [Report]
Don't mind me, just here to pay my respects.
Anonymous No.18353129 [Report]
rip goat