Thread 18357899

>refuses to pay his respects on Hulk Hogan's death

Even Shawn Michaels said something

>>18357899 (OP)
Did Hogan's politicking ever directly affect Shawn? I feel like Bret is very justified for having personal hatred of Hogan

>>18357929
Yea Hogan politicked to not only go over Shawn at Summerslam but also not get his W Back in a follow up match

>>18357929
>Did Hogan's politicking ever directly affect Shawn?
Summerslam 2005 brother
There is a reason why Shawn was flopping and selling like a cartoon in that match.
He got out politicked by a real OG carny shark in the Hulkster.

>>18357944
>>18357948
Situation is a bit different, Shawn wanted three matches and one win, fairly late in his career, out of the title picture, Hogan said "doesn't work for me brother" and so Shawn sold like an ape, which was really funny
Meanwhile Bret was in the middle of a big push, Hulk shows up out of nowhere, says "how about I beat everybody and get the belt then go film thunder in paradise? Thanks brother, I'll be sure to not repay the favor ever"

>>18357899 (OP)
Based, he doesn't have anything good to say about Hogan, so it's actually pretty respectful that he chooses to say nothing

>>18357929
>Did Hogan's politicking ever directly affect Shawn?
Zoomermania is runnin' wild

>>18358106
Based Hulkster protecting the company from that shitter

>>18358213
Yeah early 90s deflated Hulk was a true success for sure

>>18358106
Bret Hart was never a draw so it was the right thing to do.

>>18358392
lmao
Bret is literally the only reason to watch early 90s WWE
And was literally the only reason anybody tuned in at all

>>18358411
Maybe on Planet Canada (conveniently close to Planet Retard)

>>18357929
They were supposed to have another match or two. One was going to be in a steel cage but Hogan was going to win that won too. Shawn threw a fit so they only had the one match.

>>18358106
>Situation is a bit different, Shawn wanted three matches and one win, fairly late in his career, out of the title picture, Hogan said "doesn't work for me brother" and so Shawn sold like an ape, which was really funny
Shawn wanted to win the first one (and likely back out of the feud after getting his win)
Shawn was just mad that Hogan is the GOAT politicker

>>18357899 (OP)
I like Bret, but he's an autistic, bitter fuck.

>>18358106
>Meanwhile Bret was in the middle of a big push, Hulk shows up out of nowhere, says "how about I beat everybody and get the belt then go film thunder in paradise? Thanks brother, I'll be sure to not repay the favor ever"
Bret should have thanked the Hulkster for drawing the house and paying him his wage instead of seething about it.

>>18358444
This is exactly fucking it. Hulkster knew that Shawn would try to pull some shit like this and the real reason he sperged out during their match was because based Hulkster caught him

Why is Bret always bitter and seething about something
Hogan, Shawn, Goldberg, Vince, Hunter etc

>>18358106
>truth
My only issue is people thinking the summerslam match is bad. The match is based as fuck and so was hulk and so is bret and so is shawn.

>>18358537
>Says something
>retards complain
>Doesn't say anything
>retards complain

>>18357899 (OP)
bret is probably pretty oldschool in that way, he doesnt fake things to appease the public

>nooooo you have to be nice about someone you despise! It's what decent people do!
How very reddit of you

>>18358644
Redditors are actively mocking Hogan's death

>>18358454
Serbians did not go far enough with getting rid of the jihadis

>>18358644
>despising the person who gave you relevance

>>18357899 (OP)
>I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease. It was 1992, and the situation in Yugoslavia was rapidly deteriorating, with tensions escalating into a brutal civil war... I also took an interest in global affairs and humanitarian issues. So, I decided to broach the subject with Hogan, hoping to get his perspective on the grave situation at hand.
>I cleared my throat, and Hogan, busy piling more buttered buns onto his plate, barely glanced my way. His trademark blonde mustache twitched as he let out a booming laugh, his blue eyes twinkling with self-assurance.
>"Hey there, brother, what's on your mind?"
>I took a deep breath, feeling a mixture of apprehension and curiosity. "I was just wondering, Hogan," I began tentatively, "if you had any thoughts on the situation in Yugoslavia that's unfolding."
>Hogan paused for a moment, a buttered bun halfway to his mouth, and looked at me with a bemused grin. He seemed unfazed by the gravity of the situation, as if the world outside the wrestling ring was a distant concern.
>"As long as they got some Hulkamaniacs, they'll be okay, brother," he said with a chuckle, as if he was talking about a wrestling match rather than a war.
>I was taken aback by his response. It was clear that Hogan didn't grasp the magnitude of the crisis or the complexities of the geopolitical situation in the Balkans. But then again, Hogan was never one for deep thoughts or nuanced analysis. He was all about the showmanship, the spectacle, and the larger-than-life persona that captivated millions of wrestling fans around the world.

>Bret is objectively wrong, again
Why are you surprised at this point?

>>18358454
Maybe my favorite Hulk Hogan story. Literally the Virgin vs Chad meme

>>18359066
What did he want him to do anyway?

>>18357944
>>18357948
>>18358173
>>18358443
There's a difference between someone getting in you way when you're past your prime and derailing a young, up-and-comer.

>>18357899 (OP)
He just didn't like the guy. The best thing you can do is stay quite

He's biding his time and letting everyone get everything out of their systems, the good and the bad, to allow his thoughts to be known. He's currently either looking for the right words or he simply won't say anything at all.

Did Hogan say anything when Owen died? If he didn't, maybe that's Bret's reasoning.

>>18357929
Yes

>>18358454
Absolute based unit Hulk

>>18358454
such a great quote. Hulk rules

>>18358411
You dumb fuck

>>18358454
Fucking kek. Hulk was too based for this world. Bret is a retard.

>>18358864
>He was all about the showmanship, the spectacle, and the larger-than-life persona that captivated millions of wrestling fans around the world.
Very based of him.

>>18358454
This is based i do the same thing when people try to insert politics outta nowhere. Just act like you don't know and change the subject and they seethe

>>18358537
Literally all of those people did something fucked up to Bret that warranted a lifetime of hatred. Bret’s also praised all of them at one point too, sans Bill Goldberg

>>18360285
Bret can't handle the grind

>>18357899 (OP)
he has irl reason to not like the guy so he keeps his mouth shut instead of being phony or dancing on someone's grave. completely reasonable.

Has Lance Storm commented yet?

>>18360285
>Brett’s also praised all of them too
I’ve always liked that about Brett. Yeah he can hold a grudge but he also doesn’t shy away from saying what’s respectable about someone even if he despises them. He has always talked about Hogan being a total sweetheart with kids

>>18357899 (OP)
>Even Shawn Michaels
what does that mean? hogan provided michaels with the biggest non-wrestlemania ppv of his career.

>>18360405
Bret was the one who brought up how Vince called him after surgery right?

>>18358454
>Bret Hart talking to Hulk Hogan in 1992
>1992

reminder that Hogan actually outwrestled Bret and basically beat Bret clean by submission with of all things the Spinning Toe Hold in their one and only tv match.

who knows maybe Bret has a reason to not be posting right now. it looks like he hasn't been posting much of late. hope everything's ok with him. i'm sure he'll say something eventually. maybe he's thinking of what to say. he chooses his words carefully.

>>18360486
>spinning toe hold
Literally Terryman's special move

>>18357899 (OP)
why is it up to Bret to comment?
CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes, Roman Reigns, none of them said shit and these people are addicted to social media and online all day

>>18358454
i'm glad he is dead

>>18357899 (OP)
He's a bitter old man that had a stroke so strong he can't get his dick hard anymore, and the only woman that would fuck him is a black one that has no sex appeal. I bet they live a Mormon life. No wait, MORMONS fuck more than Bret.

>>18360554
Bret isn't dead yet though

>>18358454
I like Bret more than Hogan but this is fucking hilarious
Sounds like Hogan was just respectfully ditching the convo because he didn't know much about the subject, nothing wrong with that

Bret thinking anyone gives a shit about Yugoslavia lmao really brett

>>18360405
This is exactly why I'm always quick to believe anything that Bret says
It's like he has a Tourette's version of telling the truth, even maybe when he shouldn't. Probably exactly why he wasn't quick to make a statement on Hogan's death
Bret has said some things before about himself and his family that weren't positive but he still said them in the name of truth, e.g. his drug use and cheating on his wife
He's also randomly praised people that he hated the most, sometimes even while shitting on them. Hogan is a great example: he once evaluated Hogan as a wrestler, and gave him a 2/10 for in-ring skills. Sounds like bitter Bret hate, right? Except his overall rating system also includes appearance and promo skills, and he gave Hogan a 10/10 on both, thereby giving Hogan an overall wrestler rating of 22/30, which is not bad at all
For comparison, Bret rated himself 7/10 for looks, 5/10 for promo and 9/10 for in-ring skills, giving himself an overall of 21/30....less than Hogan

>>18360992
Bret generally doesn't give a fuck. It IS telling that he's cool with Shawn but still tells HHH to fuck off.

>>18361083
Screwjob was mostly Trips' idea.

>>18358454
What an absolute fucking Chad

>>18358864
I was waiting for the nash punchline

>>18358864
Bret is such a dork it's no wonder why Phil looks up to him so much

>>18361083
>>18361101
Yep. It is WWE canon that HHH is the one who pushed hardest for the screwjob. HHH took credit for it on the Monday Night Wars doc and, Bret and Shawn did a whole sitdown interview with JR, where Shawn admitted Bret offered to job at other shows after Montreal, but Paul swayed Vince.

>>18361201
They even referenced it in WWE 13 and Trips voiced himself.

>>18358114
/thread

>>18358537
>Hogan came in and stunk up the event with his bullshit
>Shawn/Hunter would make anyone want to slap the shit out of both of them, glad Bret got a chunk of dickinbottom's hair
>Goldberg literally cost him his career with his recklessness
>Vince wouldn't honor that 20Mil contract, I'd be pissed off too, also that situation with Owen
You don't get fucked out of your livelihood, fucked over by a bunch of rats out for themselves and lose your family members alongside all that happened and not be bitter about it. It's refreshing to see someone so vitriolic.

>>18360992
Brets a realist which is why he's so miserable

>>18358864
proto redditor

>>18357899 (OP)
What funny Nattie is the true carnie of the family, she made sure to get in interviews and talk about how great Hogan is to her and her father. You damn well know Nattie will use the death to get over on TV time. I also saw Bulldog kid tweet about how good Hogan was to his dad So the Hart Foundation children are all putting Hogan over as Bret calls him the devil

>>18358114
This isn't true, Bret called Hogan a friend and said Hogan's Dad's favorite wrestlers were the Heart Foundation in an interview
His current wife is black, so I can't imagine he'd risk offending her just to say his condolences. That's my guess anyways

REMINDER:
Jesus was the son of God, who created the heavens and the Earth
>Bret is the son of Stu Hart who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
Jesus was the leader of The Disciples
>Bret was the leader of The Hart Foundation
Jesus befriended a prostitute
>Bret was friends with Sunny
Jesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine
>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of Kevin Nash
Jesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes
>Bret entertained eighty thousand people with just one match, one Intercontinental championship belt and one completely fucked up British Bulldog
Jesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused
>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refused
The crowed chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover Feast
>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at WrestleMania 13
Jesus was betrayed by Judas
>Bret was betrayed by Earl Hebner
Jesus died in Calvary
>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as well
Jesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion
>Bret's in-ring career disappeared three years after The Screwjob
Jesus was killed by Jews
>Bret's in-ring career was killed by a Jew
Jesus had holes in his palms as a result of how his life on Earth ended
>Bret has a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career ended
Jesus gave up his life to protect us from our sins, and to give people an opportunity for salvation
>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from The Kliq, and to give fans the Attitude Era

Have you praised our Lord and Saviour Bret Hart today?

>>18362961
This is an amazing shit post. But it makes me love Bret more, especially after what (((Goldberg))) did to him.

>>18362961
based Bret

>>18358454
Bret sounds like an actual retarded mark who believes Hogan is actually invincible and could end the war single handedly

>>18361853
he came crawling back to Vince and even had a mania match with him like a pathetic dog, you coping Bretlard

>>18358454
Ok I'm a Bretmark but that's hilariously based from Hogan.