>SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU
* WWE Tag Team Championship Match: The Wyatt Sicks (Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis) vs. Andrade & Rey Fenix
* Alexa Bliss (w/Charlotte Flair) vs. Roxanne Perez (w/Raquel Rodriguez)
* Randy Orton & Jelly Roll Confront Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul
>Last Week SmackDown Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99WjyvJDxng
>A look back at the birth of Hulkamania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrxoxmsPalw
>Hulk Hogan Hall of Fame video package
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkm-vje1fYU
>Wasting time on SlopDown
There's a Joseph Ruttenberg marathon currently on TCM if any of you want to develop any taste
But i was told that fans would boo the hulkster?
>ciampa and Gargano are still employed
how?
>>18358660 (OP)WWE always does a great job with these video packages. I think tonight I'll watch that match with Rock after the show.
Hulkster coming back tonight?
>>18358705He couldn't no sell this one unfortunately
Bring out a black wrestler and make them re-enact the nigger rant live on TV.
Do it Haytch.
I think the only time I ever got to see Hogan wrestle was at WCW World War 3 1995. Which Macho Man won in a swerve because Dave said he was injured so wasn't going to win.
Macho Man further injured his arm during the match he was booked to win to work Dave into a shoot.
i teared up at the hulkster tribute not gonna lie didn't even grow up with him really. was way too young for him
>>18358702They're Haitch's boys
wodditards are indeed having a massive melty at moment
Tears of sadness, brother
>>18358703It's a genuine five star match. Not just because of the crowd, but because those two milk it perfectly. Aside from one spot, the match is pretty much perfect.
>>18358705when hulksters real american hits at summer slam and he reveals it as a work, the pop will be heard around the world
I missed judged this dude.
Iโm not gonna lie. Iโd love to watch Buddy vs Hogans corpse.
>>18358724He died on the same day and same age as my mom, so yeah, I cried
>>18358760my condolences, anon
OK but did Hogan even have a Rembrandt painting?
>>18358735one of the best bookers of the attitude era
here are my personal favorite hogan matches
>hogan vs warrior wm 6
>royal rumble 1991
>hogan vs lex luger in wcw
>hogan vs vince
>hogan vs rock
>hogan vs yokozuna at kotr 1993
YOU WERE MY PERFECT FRIEND
RIGHT THERE UNTIL THE END
THE HOUSE THAT HULK HOAGAN BUILD
>names a bunch of blacks
>So Hogan is superior to them
Kek
>>18358762Three seasons too long. Girls Night Out in season 2 genuinely killed the show.
>>18358762no... what a horrible week it has been
Is there a Saturday show for wwe? I know raw, nxt, the one on tubi and smack down but is there another?
Do you think Tessitore ever imagined he'd be the one calling the Hogan memorial show?
Iโm going back to watching happy Gilmore 2
>Joe Tessitore
he sounds boring
>>18358767>that framemoney really cant buy taste
>>18358750Good morning sir
Logan is the spiritual successor of Hogan it's only fitting
No one better to follow up the Hulkster tribute KEK
You forgot Brady you fucker
>>18358791No. Saturdays are PLE days once or twice a month.
>from Hogan to Logan Paul
Extremely based
Total Chud Domination
>>18358773for me its him with hansen vs inoki & backlund
>>18358800He's also Inoki's successor. How does LoGOD do it?
Hogan was a bigger draw than Tyson.
Tyson actually hit a huge issue with diminishing returns and started drawing shit because he was starching guys too quick. PPV providers and boxing promoters had to start promising refunds if Tyson beat someone too quick.
LOL they really sent out logan after the hogan tribute
BASED LOGOAT
You know he says the word
>>18358806That's literally all they have
>>18358792Watch the ESPN video, the man was in tears, last time i saw people like that was when Dale Sr and Ayrton Senna died in 2001 and 1994, shit was somber for a very long time after it.
>thank you logan
they were chanting thank you HOGAN. thats major HEAT
>>18358767This guy looks worse in each photo.
What a retard
>>18358693i just checked the jews filmography with a ctrl+f for stooges, and then i tried frankenstein.
zero results were given.
i'm not watching that gay shit, xir.
>Thank you Logan
First based thing this retard has ever done
2 minutes in and hulk would already be proud of that promo
>steals hogan's memorial chant for heat
Fucking love this guy.
Holy shit Logan is perfect
Logan is really good desu
Logan Paul is the future of professional wrestling
>>18358767this retard wants to be rick moranis by force, but he will never be rick
I just realized logan paul basically stole jason waller's gig
Who's the fag waving the terrible towel
>>18358845Buddyโs friend is a geek.
>>18358792Analogic terror
Liberals having a normal one
>>18358845miz looks like he is legitmately devestated
Another racist gone. We need a ton more.
MASSIVE POP FOR JELLY ROLL
who the FUCK is jelly roll???
>>18358847Is what Hogan and even Mean Gene would want, the show must go on.
Logan better be world champ by the end of the year or they've failed Hogan.
>Paul into Jelly Roll to open
Kill me now.
Hogan and Inoki would be proud by logan
Why does this fat fuck even have a platform? I've never heard one jelly roll song
someone should come out with a fist helmet tonight
instantly increases your power level dramatically
>>18358853Everyone has been saying this
https://x.com/SumieSakai/status/1948570193828925519?t=ADSlmqZOwIMaxu5tz_tRwg&s=19
Lucky guy.
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>>18358845Aleister Black is seething
Lmao what the fuck is that cody shirt
this is how they open the Hogan tribute show?
At least we don't speak WC.W
logan is a great heel. might be miz level
Jelly Roll's finner always pops me
jelly roll looks like a guy you'd have seen in 2004 czw so i don't mind him in wrestling
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>>18358833I was chanting Logan
This shit gives me Snooki flashbacks...
>>18358872Mrs Miz is a saint as her husband
Who are these people? Is modern WWE this terrible?
>>18358874when you cant get in where you fit in
Jelly Roll's tribute to Ozzy was great, so I respect him for that
>>18358894aw fuck not again
>That Cody Raheem Rhodes shirt
Kek!
Neither of those guys who are promo battling each other right is a wrestler.
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>empty seats
yikes
Why do Europeans pretend to not know who jelly roll is?
jelly is legit talking circles around him
>jelly roll says he will KILL logan paul
>>18358885That is his only face
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>>18358910They are better than jey
>>18358910You're retarded
i hate seeing jelly rolls dentures
The newest member of The Bloodline: Jelly Rolla
>Had to wait 120 seconds to post this cause I'm using my old laptop right now
>west lake is considered affluent now
>>18358877>>Logan-Sama, you are my successor. You are the hope of the universe. You are the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. You have the fiery will. You have the strength of ten men and the IQ of twenty Einsteins. You have the greatest fighting spirit I have ever witnessed. Prime is the best beverage of all time and Impaulsive is the greatest piece of media ever created. You are truly the goat on God for real for real. I love you. Goodbye, my best friendIt was Inoki's Wrestle Dream
Jelly Roll is getting over with me. That guy can sell and promo better than most guys on the roster.
thinking of a jelly filled donut but remember they always put way too much jelly
This kinda blows. Should have followed the Hogan segment with actual wrestlers.
>>18358885hes dutch, he could have any emotion in that pic
How popular is jelly roll actually? I don't into american culture outside of wrestling
>>18358914Not surprised when the crux of this feud is โI am sticking up for bullied children!โ
Slop
Bring out Alexa Bliss already
>>18358845miz is bout to cry lmao
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>logan paul vs jelly roll feud
wwe is truely lost
this whole country rap subgenre is the trashiest garbage that has went mainstream
on the lesser known side of it there are so many songs about abusing opiates and meth and getting blackout drunk that it is ridiculous. Was working with some guys from WV/Kentucky and they played a lot of that bullshit it was terrible.
Most retarded episode ever. Fuck Hulk Hogan, Fuck Jellybean, Fuck Logan Paul. I watching Happy Gilmore 2 instead of this retarded shit.
>The only thing youโve brought into this ring is a Japanese Suicide Forest!
Holy shit
Jelly Bean is a solid promo
Jelly is cutting better promos than Logan. Boy needs way more mic time.
How is Jelly Roll a better promo then half the roster?
>Jelly Roll is actually a good promo
Wtf?!
Was this supposed to be Travis Scott?
>>18358916because he is supposed to
Tuned in to see the Hulkster tribute but this is garbage
this segment is so fucking cringe
This fat nigga's got a finner and a half
>>18358936This is JewKO now. The spirit of wrestling dies and gives way to celebrities.
God knows I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing if someone with those face tats started talking shit in my face
>>18358950>Happy Gilmore 2>Not retarded
jellybros he's so fucking over
requesting that jelly roll reaction
>>18358966don't look up the main event of wrestlemania 1
>>18358949My sister and her husband love the shit. I want to blow my head off when they start playing it while we hangout
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>>18358959Then give him better material than muh bullying
Can we just watch Hulk reruns
>Hogan dying bringing hundreds of thousands of people back to watching
>this is what they have to offer
yeah nah
>>18358939He's like most yank retards
>bro cheer for the retard cause uh USA USA USAthat's his whole gimmick like every gimmick a celeb has in wwe
>>18358660 (OP)>I heard you all chanting "Thank You Logan" 5 minutes agoLMFAO Logan Paul rocks
HOLY SHIT GIVE US JELLY ROLL VS LA KNIGHT THAT WOULD BE DIMES
>>18358935>they always put way too much jellySaid nobody ever.
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Jelly Roll was cooler before he started taking ozempic or whatever
>>18358980Remember to stand in front of a train, Rahjesh
>>18358935Make your own anon. I do and eat it with homemade rice pudding and store-bought sweets disgust me even more now
wtf no Hogan memorial episode?
>>18358966They call it sports entertainment for a reason
>>18358983can't they make fake teeth less bright?
>>18358983MAGA Man tattoo?
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN
the tag match unironically might be MOTN
>milf in the front row holding a logan paul sign
>>18358660 (OP)Why is the bald dude topless
jelly roll wrestles like a classic 80s fat guy
I'd like to think Drew is getting rewarded soon for being lowered down to being Logan's henchman but I just doubt it at this point
was that all they're doing for a Hogan tribute, just that first part so we can stop watching now?
>>18358950adam sandler literally makes movies for retards though
>>18358972cope. Enjoy your jelly rolls, fatass
Smelly Pole is over with me.
>use the Hogan tribute show to promote their current celebrity guest who is a former drug dealer
What the fuck is this shit?
BOSS MAN SLAM?!?!?!?!!?
FUCKING DIIIIIIIIMES
>>18358999Nah, cuz then all the redditors would be calling the office moaning and groaning.
>>18358984You just know the jew executives put jellyroll there thinking everyone would mark out and be like ZOMG A CELEBRITY!!!
>>18358915He hasn't had a single song hit outside America.
I only realised he isn't Rag & Bone Man last week.
i actually thought that segment was surprisingly good
logan sounded better on the mic than he maybe ever has before and jelly did well, better than i was expecting
glad the new day werent on this show. they'd definitely be faggots and protest
Why is Jelly actually kind of dimes
Can Jelly Roll bend his spine or not
Still dont know who is this fatass
>>18359018Spaceman was retardkino though
kek no one even cheering for jellyroll
>black hole/bossman slam
fucking KINO finisher
kek I train with a special needs guy whose finish is the boss man slam
Trips has to know this stuff is the shits
The show is already a quarter over lol
I love in Germany and we all know who Jelly Roll is
How the fuck did both of them end up bleeding from their mouth?
How the fuck is this celebrity guest a better wrestler than the guys in Jacksonville?
>>18359014He reminds me of Henry Godwinn
ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18358955Heโs a singer, he does concerts which involve public speaking, hmm I dunno.
Andrade and Rey Fenix are dimes
Logan just made Jelly Roll look great
Did Jelly Roll even move? He just kind of stood there as Logan kept running into him. Can he even move or is he like a tree or something?
>a youtuber and a singer
Does WWE still feature actual wrestlers wrestling?
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Rey Fรฉnix is "el animal"???
BWAHAHAHAHA
Wait he's been saying ANIMAL all this time?
Already more dimes than Jeff Cobb Mateo
reminder la sombra was a twink
What do el animal and el sombre mean?
>>18359047Good morning Saar
Jelly roll lol. What happened to WWE? Every week it gets worse. NXT is even better.
So they're just stealing Del Rio's gimmick of being a bougie Mexican?
>so instead of 40 year old men you get 40 year old women
based
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>>18359062Logan is so based at wrestling he makes a 600 pound stationary landwhale look impressive
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>>18359063we don't say that word around here brother
WHO'S THE TRANNY NEXT TO BLISS?
>wyatt sicks main event
might be tapping out early tonight bros
Jelly Roll is already a better wrestler than the entire tag division kek
>>18359063Shut up and purchase tickets, don't ask questions or you're not a fan!
holy fuck charles is hot as fuck. what is going on why is she alexas slave i havnt watched since mania
I forgot I was watching wrestling show
Nothing can possibly be worse than what I just saw.
>cheerleader Charles
Why the fuck is this team winning me over, I hate Charles
andrade + fenix + penta at mania vs idk 3 flippy guys is gonna be a 5.5ey, canโt wait for that
>>18359085I am liking this pairing.
A FUCKING AD DURING ALEXA BLISS ENTRANCE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>18359022>said his prayers>ate his vitamins>overcame his problems thanks to listening to the Hulkster.I got no problem with this
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>>18358979I avoid mainstream music pretty well so it was a totally new thing to me when I first heard it. Think it was 2022 I believe. Was kind of shocked at how shitty it was especially when I realized it was getting popular.
>>18359069No, he says รnimo (cheers). They translate him wrong
WTF CHARLOTTE LOOKS SEXY NOW???????????
I was going to go get beer but my favorite tranny and Charlotte Flair are on tv
>>18359095>Charles comes outYou just jinxed it
>>18359078He unironically cut a better promo than anyone in the tranny taco bell fed in the last 3 years
Charles lookin sexy tonight
why are alexa and roxanne wrestling?
is there a reason?
Bliss vs Roxy is gonna be smol kino
Alexa Bliss and Slenderman tag team lets GOOOO!!!
>>18359110Awkwafina is hot
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>>18359111Just say you're gay
>roxanne with another jobber entrance
based Paul hates this little midget goblina just like me
how isnt logan wwe chanp ffs
>fat celebrity
>womeme
I hope the Hulkster isn't watching
>>18359102They do it every time. They never let us see her tear off her skirt anymore.
did they really just advertise on WWE because the movie had a lucha scene?
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>>18359074Cheer up or fight spirit, and the shadow
>>18359130Triple H forever burying anything associated with Booker T
YO THREAD BITCH
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD
I GOT SHIT TO POST
>>18358872The Hulkster is so based it's genuinely unreal.
HH
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Nothing like a hard day at work like coming home and turning on some ugly women wrestling.
>>18359119these bitches aint got no business being dimes
>>18359111>Not having a wine cellar with 750+ bottles of your favorite vintages to raid any time you wantngmi with the wolves, kid
>>18359113No. He's no trick williams.
>>18359150Bogging ruined most of them.
>>18359137Idk why that's so surprising modern Hollywood marketing goobs are idiots
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>>18359137i'm buying tickets for my family right now
>>18359119>>18359120kek what have i missed
>>18359145just like his racist idols (hogan and flair)
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>>18359152this should be the next OP
I have a strong feeling that Jelly Roll might end up being a full time wrestler by next year.
>>18359152GWITWM except Alexa threatens to kick me in the balls if I donโt cheerlead satisfactorily
>>18359146Do it yourself fag
>>18359155Wine is for homos thoughbeit
>>18359131Probably on account of how rabidly anti-semitic smarks are right now.
I don't know how to feel about Charlotte's outfit
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>>18359133You mean Hulk Hogan who was part of the Rock and Wrestling connection? You know when they had female musicians get involved with WWE shows?
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The things I would do to Roxanne
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I hate it when Roxanne does the squeeling and girly punch thing.