Thread 18358660

>SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

* WWE Tag Team Championship Match: The Wyatt Sicks (Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis) vs. Andrade & Rey Fenix
* Alexa Bliss (w/Charlotte Flair) vs. Roxanne Perez (w/Raquel Rodriguez)
* Randy Orton & Jelly Roll Confront Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul

>Last Week SmackDown Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99WjyvJDxng

>A look back at the birth of Hulkamania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrxoxmsPalw

>Hulk Hogan Hall of Fame video package
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkm-vje1fYU

>Wasting time on SlopDown

There's a Joseph Ruttenberg marathon currently on TCM if any of you want to develop any taste

Flair is next check um

But i was told that fans would boo the hulkster?

>ciampa and Gargano are still employed
how?

>>18358660 (OP)
WWE always does a great job with these video packages. I think tonight I'll watch that match with Rock after the show.

Hulkster coming back tonight?

Hulkamania Forever

HH brother

>>18358660 (OP)
HH brother ):

>>18358705
He couldn't no sell this one unfortunately

Bring out a black wrestler and make them re-enact the nigger rant live on TV.
Do it Haytch.

I think the only time I ever got to see Hogan wrestle was at WCW World War 3 1995. Which Macho Man won in a swerve because Dave said he was injured so wasn't going to win.
Macho Man further injured his arm during the match he was booked to win to work Dave into a shoot.

i teared up at the hulkster tribute not gonna lie didn't even grow up with him really. was way too young for him

>>18358702
They're Haitch's boys

wodditards are indeed having a massive melty at moment

Tears of sadness, brother

Sgt Slaughter was there

>>18358703
It's a genuine five star match. Not just because of the crowd, but because those two milk it perfectly. Aside from one spot, the match is pretty much perfect.

>>18358705
when hulksters real american hits at summer slam and he reveals it as a work, the pop will be heard around the world

HH edition

I missed judged this dude.

I’m not gonna lie. I’d love to watch Buddy vs Hogans corpse.

RIP GOAT

>>18358724
He died on the same day and same age as my mom, so yeah, I cried

Resident Alien bros...

>>18358760
my condolences, anon

OK but did Hogan even have a Rembrandt painting?

>>18358735
one of the best bookers of the attitude era

hulkster... ;-;

here are my personal favorite hogan matches
>hogan vs warrior wm 6
>royal rumble 1991
>hogan vs lex luger in wcw
>hogan vs vince
>hogan vs rock
>hogan vs yokozuna at kotr 1993

YOU WERE MY PERFECT FRIEND
RIGHT THERE UNTIL THE END

THE HOUSE THAT HULK HOAGAN BUILD

>names a bunch of blacks
>So Hogan is superior to them

Kek

LOGANG

>>18358762
Three seasons too long. Girls Night Out in season 2 genuinely killed the show.

>>18358762
no... what a horrible week it has been

Is there a Saturday show for wwe? I know raw, nxt, the one on tubi and smack down but is there another?

Do you think Tessitore ever imagined he'd be the one calling the Hogan memorial show?

I’m going back to watching happy Gilmore 2

>Joe Tessitore
he sounds boring

>>18358767
>that frame
money really cant buy taste

>>18358750
Good morning sir

Hogan's successor

Logan is the spiritual successor of Hogan it's only fitting

LOGOD > the Pukester

No one better to follow up the Hulkster tribute KEK

You forgot Brady you fucker

AYOOOOOOO

>>18358791
No. Saturdays are PLE days once or twice a month.

>from Hogan to Logan Paul
Extremely based
Total Chud Domination

>>18358813
TWO GOATS

>>18358773
for me its him with hansen vs inoki & backlund

>>18358800
He's also Inoki's successor. How does LoGOD do it?

Hogan was a bigger draw than Tyson.
Tyson actually hit a huge issue with diminishing returns and started drawing shit because he was starching guys too quick. PPV providers and boxing promoters had to start promising refunds if Tyson beat someone too quick.

LOL they really sent out logan after the hogan tribute

BASED

BASED LOGOAT
You know he says the word

UNFATHOMABLY BASED

>>18358806

That's literally all they have

THANK YOU LOGAN

MY FUCKING SIDES

>>18358792
Watch the ESPN video, the man was in tears, last time i saw people like that was when Dale Sr and Ayrton Senna died in 2001 and 1994, shit was somber for a very long time after it.

>thank you logan
they were chanting thank you HOGAN. thats major HEAT

>>18358767
This guy looks worse in each photo.
What a retard

BASED LOGAN

>>18358693
i just checked the jews filmography with a ctrl+f for stooges, and then i tried frankenstein.
zero results were given.
i'm not watching that gay shit, xir.

>Thank you Logan
First based thing this retard has ever done

2 minutes in and hulk would already be proud of that promo

>steals hogan's memorial chant for heat
Fucking love this guy.

THANK YOU LOGAN

ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Holy shit Logan is perfect

Logan is really good desu

Logan Paul is the future of professional wrestling

>>18358767
this retard wants to be rick moranis by force, but he will never be rick

I just realized logan paul basically stole jason waller's gig

KENTUCKY FRIED CONVICT

Who's the fag waving the terrible towel

>>18358845
Buddy’s friend is a geek.

>>18358792
Analogic terror

Liberals having a normal one

>>18358845
miz looks like he is legitmately devestated

Another racist gone. We need a ton more.

MASSIVE POP FOR JELLY ROLL

GIGAPOO FOR JELLY ROLL

wtf is this shit

Toby Keith?

who the FUCK is jelly roll???

>>18358847
Is what Hogan and even Mean Gene would want, the show must go on.

he is so bored

Logan better be world champ by the end of the year or they've failed Hogan.

>Paul into Jelly Roll to open

Kill me now.

Hogan and Inoki would be proud by logan

Why does this fat fuck even have a platform? I've never heard one jelly roll song

someone should come out with a fist helmet tonight
instantly increases your power level dramatically

Jelly Who?

>>18358853
Everyone has been saying this

https://x.com/SumieSakai/status/1948570193828925519?t=ADSlmqZOwIMaxu5tz_tRwg&s=19
Lucky guy.

>>18358845
Aleister Black is seething

Lmao what the fuck is that cody shirt

this is how they open the Hogan tribute show?

At least we don't speak WC.W

logan is a great heel. might be miz level

Jelly Roll's finner always pops me

jelly roll looks like a guy you'd have seen in 2004 czw so i don't mind him in wrestling

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Asshole not censored

>>18358833
I was chanting Logan

This shit gives me Snooki flashbacks...

>>18358872
Mrs Miz is a saint as her husband

Who are these people? Is modern WWE this terrible?

>>18358874
when you cant get in where you fit in

Jelly Roll's tribute to Ozzy was great, so I respect him for that

>>18358894
aw fuck not again

>That Cody Raheem Rhodes shirt
Kek!

Neither of those guys who are promo battling each other right is a wrestler.

Jelly got that finner

>empty seats
yikes

Why do Europeans pretend to not know who jelly roll is?

jelly is legit talking circles around him

Jelly Roll ain’t it

>>18358885
That is his only face

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>>18358910
They are better than jey

>>18358910
You're retarded

i hate seeing jelly rolls dentures

The newest member of The Bloodline: Jelly Rolla
>Had to wait 120 seconds to post this cause I'm using my old laptop right now

>>18358877
>>Logan-Sama, you are my successor. You are the hope of the universe. You are the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. You have the fiery will. You have the strength of ten men and the IQ of twenty Einsteins. You have the greatest fighting spirit I have ever witnessed. Prime is the best beverage of all time and Impaulsive is the greatest piece of media ever created. You are truly the goat on God for real for real. I love you. Goodbye, my best friend
It was Inoki's Wrestle Dream

Jelly Roll is getting over with me. That guy can sell and promo better than most guys on the roster.

thinking of a jelly filled donut but remember they always put way too much jelly

This kinda blows. Should have followed the Hogan segment with actual wrestlers.

>>18358885
hes dutch, he could have any emotion in that pic

Jelly Roll killing it

How popular is jelly roll actually? I don't into american culture outside of wrestling

>>18358914
Not surprised when the crux of this feud is “I am sticking up for bullied children!”

Slop

Bring out Alexa Bliss already

>>18358845
miz is bout to cry lmao

>>18358910
worked

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DREW

>logan paul vs jelly roll feud
wwe is truely lost

this whole country rap subgenre is the trashiest garbage that has went mainstream
on the lesser known side of it there are so many songs about abusing opiates and meth and getting blackout drunk that it is ridiculous. Was working with some guys from WV/Kentucky and they played a lot of that bullshit it was terrible.

Most retarded episode ever. Fuck Hulk Hogan, Fuck Jellybean, Fuck Logan Paul. I watching Happy Gilmore 2 instead of this retarded shit.

>The only thing you’ve brought into this ring is a Japanese Suicide Forest!

Holy shit

Jelly Bean is a solid promo

Jelly is cutting better promos than Logan. Boy needs way more mic time.

How is Jelly Roll a better promo then half the roster?

>Jelly Roll is actually a good promo
Wtf?!

Was this supposed to be Travis Scott?

>>18358916
because he is supposed to

Jelly is good on the mic

FINNER

Tuned in to see the Hulkster tribute but this is garbage

this segment is so fucking cringe

This fat nigga's got a finner and a half

>>18358936
This is JewKO now. The spirit of wrestling dies and gives way to celebrities.

Finner Roll is based

God knows I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing if someone with those face tats started talking shit in my face

>that shirt rip
kino

Promo's good!

>>18358950
>Happy Gilmore 2
>Not retarded

jellybros he's so fucking over

requesting that jelly roll reaction

>>18358966
don't look up the main event of wrestlemania 1

>>18358949
My sister and her husband love the shit. I want to blow my head off when they start playing it while we hangout

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>>18358959
Then give him better material than muh bullying

Can we just watch Hulk reruns

>Hogan dying bringing hundreds of thousands of people back to watching
>this is what they have to offer
yeah nah

>>18358939
He's like most yank retards
>bro cheer for the retard cause uh USA USA USA

that's his whole gimmick like every gimmick a celeb has in wwe

>>18358660 (OP)
>I heard you all chanting "Thank You Logan" 5 minutes ago

LMFAO Logan Paul rocks

>>18358966
Poor bait

HOLY SHIT GIVE US JELLY ROLL VS LA KNIGHT THAT WOULD BE DIMES

>>18358935
>they always put way too much jelly
Said nobody ever.

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>>18358903
lmfao

Jelly Roll was cooler before he started taking ozempic or whatever

>>18358980
Remember to stand in front of a train, Rahjesh

>>18358935
Make your own anon. I do and eat it with homemade rice pudding and store-bought sweets disgust me even more now

wtf no Hogan memorial episode?

>>18358966
They call it sports entertainment for a reason

>>18358983
can't they make fake teeth less bright?

>>18358983
MAGA Man tattoo?

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN

>>18358995
He was fatter?

the tag match unironically might be MOTN

Mmmmmmm pure strikes

>>18358660 (OP)
Why is the bald dude topless

jelly roll wrestles like a classic 80s fat guy

I'd like to think Drew is getting rewarded soon for being lowered down to being Logan's henchman but I just doubt it at this point

was that all they're doing for a Hogan tribute, just that first part so we can stop watching now?

>>18358950
adam sandler literally makes movies for retards though

>>18358972
cope. Enjoy your jelly rolls, fatass

Smelly Pole is over with me.

BOSS MAN SLAM

What the fuck is this shit?

BOSS MAN SLAM?!?!?!?!!?

FUCKING DIIIIIIIIMES

>>18358999
Nah, cuz then all the redditors would be calling the office moaning and groaning.

>>18358984
You just know the jew executives put jellyroll there thinking everyone would mark out and be like ZOMG A CELEBRITY!!!

>>18358915
He hasn't had a single song hit outside America.
I only realised he isn't Rag & Bone Man last week.

i actually thought that segment was surprisingly good
logan sounded better on the mic than he maybe ever has before and jelly did well, better than i was expecting

glad the new day werent on this show. they'd definitely be faggots and protest

Why is Jelly actually kind of dimes

Can Jelly Roll bend his spine or not

More dimes than Ospreay

Still dont know who is this fatass

>>18359018
Spaceman was retardkino though

kek no one even cheering for jellyroll

>black hole/bossman slam
fucking KINO finisher

kek I train with a special needs guy whose finish is the boss man slam

Nice Bossman slam

Fat Retard Awkard kino

Trips has to know this stuff is the shits

LOGANBROS NO

The show is already a quarter over lol

I love in Germany and we all know who Jelly Roll is

How the fuck did both of them end up bleeding from their mouth?

How the fuck is this celebrity guest a better wrestler than the guys in Jacksonville?

>>18359039
Tom?

>>18359014
He reminds me of Henry Godwinn

>black hole slam
Rad!

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18358955
He’s a singer, he does concerts which involve public speaking, hmm I dunno.

Andrade and Rey Fenix are dimes

Logan just made Jelly Roll look great

Did Jelly Roll even move? He just kind of stood there as Logan kept running into him. Can he even move or is he like a tree or something?

>a youtuber and a singer
Does WWE still feature actual wrestlers wrestling?

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Rey Fénix is "el animal"???
BWAHAHAHAHA

Dimes duo

Wait he's been saying ANIMAL all this time?

Already more dimes than Jeff Cobb Mateo

reminder la sombra was a twink

What do el animal and el sombre mean?

>>18359047
Good morning Saar

>>18359069
Nope

Jelly roll lol. What happened to WWE? Every week it gets worse. NXT is even better.

>>18359063
the women

So they're just stealing Del Rio's gimmick of being a bougie Mexican?

>so instead of 40 year old men you get 40 year old women

based

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>>18359062
Logan is so based at wrestling he makes a 600 pound stationary landwhale look impressive

>>18359063
we don't say that word around here brother

WHO'S THE TRANNY NEXT TO BLISS?

>wyatt sicks main event
might be tapping out early tonight bros

Jelly Roll is already a better wrestler than the entire tag division kek

>>18359063
Shut up and purchase tickets, don't ask questions or you're not a fan!

holy fuck charles is hot as fuck. what is going on why is she alexas slave i havnt watched since mania

I forgot I was watching wrestling show

Nothing can possibly be worse than what I just saw.

>cheerleader Charles
Why the fuck is this team winning me over, I hate Charles

gigapop

andrade + fenix + penta at mania vs idk 3 flippy guys is gonna be a 5.5ey, can’t wait for that

yummy Charles

>>18359085
I am liking this pairing.

A FUCKING AD DURING ALEXA BLISS ENTRANCE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

>>18359069
nah, anime

>>18359022
>said his prayers
>ate his vitamins
>overcame his problems thanks to listening to the Hulkster.
I got no problem with this

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>>18358979
I avoid mainstream music pretty well so it was a totally new thing to me when I first heard it. Think it was 2022 I believe. Was kind of shocked at how shitty it was especially when I realized it was getting popular.

>>18359069
No, he says Ánimo (cheers). They translate him wrong

WTF CHARLOTTE LOOKS SEXY NOW???????????

I was going to go get beer but my favorite tranny and Charlotte Flair are on tv

>>18359095
>Charles comes out
You just jinxed it

>>18359078
He unironically cut a better promo than anyone in the tranny taco bell fed in the last 3 years

Charles lookin sexy tonight

why are alexa and roxanne wrestling?
is there a reason?

>>18359087
Gabbi Tuft

Bliss vs Roxy is gonna be smol kino

Alexa Bliss and Slenderman tag team lets GOOOO!!!

>>18359110
Awkwafina is hot

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>>18359111
Just say you're gay

>roxanne with another jobber entrance
based Paul hates this little midget goblina just like me

how isnt logan wwe chanp ffs

>fat celebrity
>womeme
I hope the Hulkster isn't watching

>>18359102
They do it every time. They never let us see her tear off her skirt anymore.

>>18359069
ANIMEEEE

did they really just advertise on WWE because the movie had a lucha scene?

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Me luv Not-harley

>>18359137
'fraid so.

>>18359074
Cheer up or fight spirit, and the shadow

>>18359130
Triple H forever burying anything associated with Booker T

YO THREAD BITCH

MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD

I GOT SHIT TO POST

>>18358872
The Hulkster is so based it's genuinely unreal.
HH

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Nothing like a hard day at work like coming home and turning on some ugly women wrestling.

>>18359119
these bitches aint got no business being dimes

>>18359111
>Not having a wine cellar with 750+ bottles of your favorite vintages to raid any time you want
ngmi with the wolves, kid

>>18359113
No. He's no trick williams.

>>18359150
Bogging ruined most of them.

>>18359137
Idk why that's so surprising modern Hollywood marketing goobs are idiots

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>>18359137
i'm buying tickets for my family right now

>>18359119
>>18359120
kek what have i missed

>>18359161
>>18359161
>>18359161
>>18359161
>>18359161

>2025
>Charles
>sexy

>>18359145
just like his racist idols (hogan and flair)

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>>18359152
this should be the next OP

>>18359155
>wine
>wolves

I have a strong feeling that Jelly Roll might end up being a full time wrestler by next year.

>>18359152
GWITWM except Alexa threatens to kick me in the balls if I don’t cheerlead satisfactorily

>>18359146
Do it yourself fag

>>18359155
Wine is for homos thoughbeit

>>18359131
Probably on account of how rabidly anti-semitic smarks are right now.

I don't know how to feel about Charlotte's outfit

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>>18359166
>>18359167
Morons

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>>18359133
You mean Hulk Hogan who was part of the Rock and Wrestling connection? You know when they had female musicians get involved with WWE shows?

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NEW ROXY ENTRANCE

The things I would do to Roxanne

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I hate it when Roxanne does the squeeling and girly punch thing.