Thread 18366178

Shark Week Takes a Bite Out of Saturday Night!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision Live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming On HBO MAX!

>Dustin Rhodes (c) vs. Lee Moriarty for the TNT Championship
>Athena (c) vs. Alex Windsor for the ROH Women's Championship
>World Tag Team Title Eliminator Tournament Continues
>And More!

>>18366178 (OP)
BASED

you better put mommy wayne on the show tony!

>>18366178 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>18366192
Yeah, KWABOTY 2025

Yeah there’s no Buddy here for some reason.

>>18366178 (OP)
>old man Dustin vs a dimeless charisma vacuum for a worthless ROH belt
>pissbreak
>another dimeless tournament
No wonder WBD's cancelling this slop

>>18366195
Nope, that's still Tony

>>18366178 (OP)
WEENZAH

>>18366204
>2 more weeks
How about getting a job buddy

>>18366305
Doing it for free doesn't count as a job, rovert.

>>18366305
Buddy has a job, he’s just hurt. He’ll show up today surely.

>>18366178 (OP)
Tony looks at these cards and thinks this is getting who to fucking watch? Even if you're an AEW fan why would you be interested in this episode?

>>18366305
>thinking WBD bouncing Collision around the schedule didn't mean anything
>thinking Collision can survive with 0.06 in the key demo
How about not living in denial, friendo

>>18366345
He books for his autistic mind and the "sickos"; i.e., losers who will watch no matter what. WWE has them too, but at least their presentation obscures the slop to a degree.

>>18366348
Netflix isn't exercising the WWE extension. Enjoy your slop while you can

>>18366178 (OP)
State of those brackets

>>18366195
LMAOOOO YOU KILLED THAT PHIL BITCH

>>18366383
Well y'see tranny, here's the problem. Me saying Collision is getting cancelled is based on actual reality. You saying Netflix won't extend its contract with WWE is based a drunken hallucination you had.

>>18366383
Well y'see tranny, here's the problem. Me saying Collision is getting cancelled is based on actual reality. You saying Netflix won't extend its contract with WWE is based on a drunken hallucination you had.

>>18366415
>>18366433
You know how I can tell you never go outside? Because you actually think a Netflix exec would admit, 'Yeah, that was a bad investment.' You're a retard with no clue how the real world works

>>18366348
One show doesn't equal the end
But yes they need to get out of .06

Reminder last week show was taped. So yes today's show will be important to atleast beat .06. The demo is going down not good but what are the streaming numbers?

Today's shows live and usually that means a bump.

>>18366446
>you actually think a Netflix exec would admit, 'Yeah, that was a bad investment.'
Yes. They're a publicly traded company so it's literally against the law for them to lie about how well their investment in WWE is paying off.
>a retard with no clue how the real world works
But enough about you

>>18366465
Notice how they said it was everything they hoped for without giving specifics. Just gave a very vague "yeah it's great" based on no specific metric. You're a mark bro, sorry

>>18366482
he's a pig, no reasoning with them

>>18366463
>But yes they need to get out of .06
0.06 is the new normal for Collision. They'll occasionally do higher ratings but they'll keep getting dragged back down to 0.06. It might do a little better tonight but it ultimately won't help. This show has reached Rampage levels of fucked.

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>>18366491
Alright then, show me evidence that points to Netflix being disappointed. Wait you have none because it's all your own fantasies about WWE failing because you are obsessed with your hatred of them. AEW lost, let it go

>>18366500
If you're defending WWE (for free lol) on a Collision gamethread with this much vigor that's a sign that things are shaky bud. No one lashes out like how you're doing if there wasn't a fundamental problem

>>18366178 (OP)
this is going to do 200k

>>18366502
I aint defending shit. Im asking of proof of Netflix being unhappy. Do you have it or are you full of shit?

>>18366482
>>18366491
If Netflix was disappointed in WWE then they wouldn't be calling it "everything we hoped for and more". They're legally obligated not to mislead shareholders. I love how your headcanon is "uh well Raw is secretly doing badly(the voices told me) and Netflix is lying and breaking the law to defraud shareholders" kek. Talk about MINDBROKEN.

>>18366508
>SAAR! THE PROOF SAAR!
lol shut the fuck up I'm not here to hold your hand and spoon feed you statistics. Just go look at the downtrend from Raw's Netflix premiere to now. Triple H thought Raw was gonna get 100 million viewers, thought the stream would buffer from all the views lmao

>>18366520
>proof? no, I don't have any.
As is often the case with things revealed to one in a dream

>>18366520
So you have no proof of Netflix being disappointed? Ok now that i have your concession, you can return to discussing the soon to be cancelled show that no one watches

>BT boiling in a Collision thread
Oh that nigga is scared. God damn it feels good to be a Collider

When is Eddie Kingston coming back?

>>18366553
I’m guessing it’ll be whichever PPV is scheduled next in New York

>>18366178 (OP)
When are they cancelling this or is Tony giving TNT too much money for them to do that?

>>18366192
Nah he Lost actually

>>18366186
I watch only for She

>>18366548
>We're gonna hit 7 Gamethreads again this week cos of that screeching retard
lmaoooo
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

miss this fat fuck like you wouldn't believe

just passed by some guy bumping Swerve's theme song inside his car. What a surreal moment

mfw TK still no sells hogan croaking when collision airs

>>18366667
it will be a 5 second graphic that just says hulk hogan is no longer banned from aew

>>18366667
can't help but wonder if guys like Bischoff and Vince and the other old heads are now realizing that when they go that their deaths might be met with more celebration than mourning

>>18366660
was he veering erratically from side to side ?

>>18366770
no but that would have been based

>>18366711
thing with Vince is that lots of ex wwe wrestlers still love him because he didn't fire them directly (it was that dastardly Johnny Ace acting from direct orders from him, lmao) so there's a better chance of those people going 'rip in piss' when Johnny croaks

>>18366813
>no
baka
fake ass nigga

>>18366685
or just "HOGAN A BITCH #RIPBOZO"
in Comic Sans

I'll tell you this, there is a better chance that Malcolm Jamal Warner gets a 'in memoriam' graphic than Hogan

The Bucks will do a Hogan tribute during a tag match tonight.

>>18366520
Kill yourself, rovert.

NEW MATCH ANNOUNCED FOR TONIGHT'S COLLISION

>>18367019
>they do one for Malcolm Jamal Warner
>they do one for Ozzy
>they do one for Chuck Mangione
>then just move on
>mfw

>>18367064
>back for 5 seconds
>colten already injured
this stable is cursed

>>18367067
that's the exact same laugh i have when collision is inside of a taco bell again tonight

>>18367071
>Jay White out for all of 2025
>Colten injured
Juice and Austin need to lock in, unironically. They are getting the ball and management is watching to see if they can run with it and score a touchdown

>>18366636
kek you were right
his seethe only makes us more powerful

>>18366195
Oh, it's true
It's damn true

>>18366178 (OP)
What's so Windsor about her?

>>18367120
Will's chick has an OF? Is it any good or is it just glorified Instagram-tier pics

The Tonester has revealed the full bracket for the tag team tournament

>>18367147
No buddy huh.

>>18367147
Who are Brodido? Brody King and Bandido?

>>18367147
bucks going over

>>18367169
correct

>>18367064
-50k viewers

>>18367147
>Brodido
>sounds like Bro Ditto
>mfw

>tk only posting about the tag title tournament
hogan aint getting jack shit for tonight

>>18367217
WWE barely did jack shit for Hogan compared to what they did for Eddie Guerrero

>>18367238
Owen Hart, Eddie, and Brodie Lee were the only guys in the business to get proper send offs

alex it's shark week not mudshark week

>>18367238
>compared to what they did for Eddie Guerrero
Even Benoit got a better tribute show that the Chudster

I wonder how kiera is taking the news

>>18367364
it's hilariously fucked up that this is true.
Chris Benoit, a child & wife murderer, got an entire episode of Monday Night Raw in memoriam to him. Wrestlers giving tear filled and shellshocked tributes to him, and even one guy who gave away that he had an inkling something messed up had happened.
Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan, the man whom the entire foundation of the modern pro wrestling industry is built. got a couple video packages and a 10 bell salute at the top of a Smackdown, filled with disinterested, unmoved wrestlers and fans alike.

>>18367462
one was a guy that was on their tv every week, in the locker room every day with their coworkers at the time he died, another is a guy younger fans probably never even saw wrestle and many people in the back probably only knew in passing when he would make an occasional appearance.

>>18367462
Hogan was 70 and gay

>>18367462
Doesn't matter how much you contributed to the business if you treated the boys like crap and were a miserable person in and outside the ring, no one’s shedding a tear at your funeral. That’s why Punk’s “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make money” mindset falls apart in the long run. But I don't think he care about his legacy anymore to be fair

shant be watching this troonslop
simple as

>>18367462
>guy who gave no love, gets no love
Hogan pretty much killed 2 companies and cost 100s of talent and staff jobs. Not to mention all the political plays and burials. Why would anyone weep for him?

>>18366178 (OP)
Can;t be assed with this. Watching Happy Gilmore 2 instead.

bucks vs outrunners will be a hogan tribute

>>18367782
that's a better tribute for Hogan than getting a 1 minute video package narrated by banana nose

I WILL NOW WATCH YOUR SHOW

>>18367885
>triangle of madness
holy fuckin cringe but I love julia's little ass too much to care

>>18367885
Buddy got cucked out of his own group :(

>>18367893
>brodido
>triangle of madness
this is setting the stage for a massive giga turbo mega monster singles poo I mean push when he returns

Bros last week I had to miss collision to hang out with a fine ass lady. I can report back saying by 2am we were making out drunk in a parking lot.

Tonight I am ready to collide

>>18367885
interesting, has anyone ever done an HP Lovecraft themed gimmick in wrestling?

>>18367916
midget gresham has a cthulhu lookin octopus mask thing

>>18367919
fuck you're right I totally blanked out on that, in Gresham's case it's more of a baby octopus mask lmao

>>18367885
>TRIANGLE OF MADNESS
very 90s puro pilled name
will just be calling them Sex Triangle here thank you very much

>>18367906
fucking BASED bro
Colliders stay winning

>>18367885
I'm with the other anon, I'm just gonna call them sex triangle

>>18367885
>literal girl Death Triangle

WHERE IS HE

>>18367995
ded
:(

>>18367064
Juice without the beard is just dimeless, I'm sorry
He needs to grow it back ASAP

>>18366217
nobody is saying this

10 minute warning

>>18367087
Austin was always the Michaels of the Gunns anyway

SEX WITH THE BEAST....MONÉ?!?

>>18367147
>Bucks gonna bury the Outriders
I'm worked and seething.

>>18368134
SICKOS UP
WW@

>>18367680
>Hogan pretty much killed 2 companies
you're fucking retarded if you actually believe this

>>18368134
>>18368154
SICKO MODE ENGAGE

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

Here for MJF, star of Heeby Jewmore 2

Back from being banned ready to collide with my sicko bros

>>18368171
hologram isn't real, but he can hurt you

Cannot wait for Buddy to help his fellow Brody brother out tonight.

hologram killed hulk hogan

>>18366631
I noticed she covers them after that awkward ass segment

>>18368173
I heard it wasn't bad

dont think I have ever been more excited in someone NOT getting a 'in memoriam', gimme that chaos!!

>>18368183
Holomania now runs wild

we're live pal

SICKOBROS

WHERE WE AT

SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR SICKOS

SATURDAY
SATURDAY SATURDAY
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATURDAY

>>18368142
I need desperately to unsee this

>Dustin finally got some belts
:)

4 worthless belts in one segment lol.

>The Natural
Is Dustin really natty?

ELTON JON BROS???/

>>18368188
I liked it for a Netflix movie, probably be disappointed if I drove to a theatre for it

>>18368154
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>>18368201
YES HA HA HA YES!!!

>>18368185
She covers them for heat
because now you know how rockin they are

Lee has been in AEW for like 3 years and has yet to make an impact. Tony needs to let some of these contracts expire

>>18368222
old news already

>>18368093
Looks like that WWE guy (forget his name) that dates Liv Morgan in real life. Not Dominique Mysterio.

>>18368201
>>18368202
>>18368220

holy kek TK upheld the ban, he stuck to his guns

>>18368185
she covered them because they are taped at the same time lmao. changing outfits a bit to not show that.

>>18368227
AEW has been in business like 5 years and has yet to make an impact. Tony has to let this company expire.

>2 lanky black dudes
>with the same first name
>and sane gimmick
Vince would never

>>18368227
>Lee has been in AEW for like 3 years
He's been in it since the beginning, I don't blame you for forgetting though.

>>18368230
I didn't expect Tony Khan to be that petty.

>>18368222
NIGGA WHO?!??

>>18368231
bo Dallas aka uncle howdy

>>18368227
he's let like 20 contracts expire this year and private party, jericho, danhausen, etc. will likely be gone too.

HERE WE GO BLACK REIGN HERE WE GO

>>18368237
beggin' ya to lose weight

>>18368236
I hope that is the case, I've been into "friends mom" shit lately

>>18368222
fuck that chud fuck the weinstein fed and fuck the e-steiners worldwide

>>18368240
I'm a bit surprised they haven't pushed him a bit harder considering they tried so hard with shitters like Jack Perry, Wardlow, etc so many times.

>>18368245
>danhausen still employed
Hilarious, honestly

>>18368227
This is literally some RoH level shit. NO ONE gives a fuck about Shane Taylor and Lee Moriarty. I really don't know why these promoters fight or sign any of these wrestlers for any sort of money at this point. About 1% of all prowrestlers wrestling today are over. Everyone else is just a bunch of low-mid carders IF that.

>>18368246
He'd shoot heem you if you called him that irk

>>18368235
BANNED BEYOND DEATH
BANNED FOR ALL ETERNITY

>there's a timeline where Moriarty is part of the Death Riders
Would it have worked?

>>18368222
Good. Fuck the Chudster.

>>18368244
Thank you. I could not remember that forgetable name. Juices face looks too baby face clean just like Bo Dallas's.

>>18368257
Tony being even more steadfast than MLB is quite something

>>18368246
I'm more of a Se7en guy myself

>>18368235
Based ToneDawg

When is the Hogan tribute? Is it coming later in the show?

>>18368255
Not everyone can be in the main event, you need low-midcarders to fill it out.
The problem is that AEW has too many of the fuckers.

>>18368256
I thought it was cool

>>18368238
if he does submissions, it is moriarty
if he does flips, it is johnson

>>18368281
He's fat there

>>18368250
Jack Perry and Wardlow are both dimes you faggot.

>>18368235
Tony would look fake as fuck if he did a big tribute.

>>18368271
One does not simply cross the Tonedawg
There are consequences

>>18368279
Worse than that. WWE and AEW fight over these people it seems nowadays. I get that you need people to fill out rosters and that wrestlers all can't be main event guys, but there are WAY too many low card guys that are in the mid card. Guys that wouldn't even have been in the midcard 20 years ago.

LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER A LIVE

Why aren't people getting on Stardom, TJPW, Marigold, and DDT for not doing a Hogan tribute?

>>18368293
a ban is a ban, kinda crazy for a wrestling promoter being true to his word

Will Randy show up?

>>18368285
if he's not wrestling at all, it's Keith

>trio debuts
>women's tag division still doesn't exist yet

>>18368288
so, his dad was fat and nobody complained

NEW MATCH ADDDED

>>18368306
MORE BELTS
MORRRRRRRRRRRE BELTS

Reply S to spit on his Grave

>>18368311
Pretty sure Vince did

>>18368312
well Hologram is in it so you already know which team wins

>>18368312
BIG HECH!!!

>>18368312
GIVE US VIGNETTES OF ISHII/OUTRUNNEES/HOLOGRAM SPENDING THEIR WINNINGS GOD DAMMIT

>>18368318
>Scream that the water isn't hot
>React like it is
What did he mean by this?

>>18368312
$400k buys a hell of a lot of sizzler brother!

Pretty boring match fellow sickos, ngl

>>18368318
S

kek

>>18368312
This is why I watch

>>18368318
S

>>18368312
what's the deal with all the money matches lately anyway?

>>18368335
heatless match that should have been over 5 minutes ago

Fletcher is going to murder this old man

>>18368326
thicc af

why are atomic/manhattan drops allowed if they're basically nut shots?

this match is kinda lowkey mid fr

>>18368318
P(piss)

yeah this match really needed that fucking kickout...

>>18368344
Creative has nothing for you.

Dustin can't go no mo

Very stoked for this tonight. I love Thekla

>>18368312
I counting this as a Conglomeration

>>18368354
nah it's to your ass
reverse atomic drop is arguable tho

>>18368371
I miss peppy Skye Blue

Good news my speed reading has improved and I am now able to read books within an hour. What the fuck do I do with this skill

>>18368368
Dustin vs Mox would be compelling, no one gives a shit about Lee Moriarty.

How do I get a Shane Taylor body?

>>18368344
Cause TK is fucking retarded. If they used reasonable amounts of money it would be believable but $400k is not believable. If they had say $10K match I could suspend my disbelief. These are wrestlers not English Premier League players.

I couldn't be any more bored. Lee fucking blows.

Pee Mori-farty is a boring shitter

>>18368371
What's the point of this group?

This match needed to end like 7 min ago

>>18368384
You remember any of the shit you speed read?

>>18368396
Spooky Poopy

>>18368344
money laundering

HE'S DUSTYING UP

>>18368401
enough to have a general understanding of the subject

>every match has to be a 15+ BANGER with tons of EPIC near falls
I hate this meme
at least it's over finally should've ended with the Cross Rhodes

Does Shane Taylor do ddp yoga

Fine match. A bit too long.

>>18368384
>another speed reader

>ends with the champ surprise rolling up the much smaller challenger
ok

Based

>>18368396
to give the fans erections

>>18368412
kfc not ddp

>>18368344
old school prize money stip TK is trying to bring back. A good idea in principle BUT when you never show vignettes of prize money winners spending their winnings or having their quality of life/wrestling imrpoved by winning said prize money, it don't mean shit. You have to make the stip matter by showing it has consequences.
Show, don't tell.

PORNOSTAAAAAAAAR

PORNOSTAAAAAAAAR

>>18368423
queen animata already exists

>PORN O STAR
BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP

Kyle’s glistening abs.

Fletcher just telling the truth

i love this damn pornostar

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I MEAN DIS NIGGA LOOK SPICY

>>18368384
read Infinite Jest and explain it to me

>>18368396
gooner bait to shill crappy merch

>streetfight
>not a bullrope match
GAY

>dusty vs fletcher street fight
yes

>ask crowd if Kyle deserves a shot
>Crowd yells no
>Dustin give it to him
What did he mean by this?

>>18368444
zestalicious

How do I get eye bags like Dustin Rhodes?

>>18368456
Rhodes knows best

What’s a huckleberry bitch?

>not a bullrope or bunkhouse match
Lame

wonder where Tony got the idea to put a rhodes in a street fight next week. hmm

>>18368467
so you don't know

>>18368456
booking has been inverted for a while that sort of thing is what Tony was talking about

Fletcher looks like he fucks ladyboys

>>18368424
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

Where my gremlin Juice

fucking based

>>18368464
Alcoholism and Rhodes genes

juice lookin like the juice

>>18368467
some guy who floated down a river on a raft with a black guy

Can't wait for Bucks vs Outrunners to be 100% Hogan tribute spots

Big Bill needs to drop Bryan Keith

>>18368484
Dustin should've just started spouting Latin

>shave off your beard
>immediately regret it
IKTF big joos

>>18368467
Uncultured swine

>>18368491
nah, small guy big guy teams are cool

>>18368473
Or maybe they need to badly save Thursdays ratings. Not everything is about wwe

Juice should have never gotten rid of the honey comb monster look

powerful words from the Gunn Club

Why are they still doing Bullet Club finger guns if they aren't BC anymore

>>18368494
>it appears the Pornostar is an educated man
>now I really hate him

Twitter won't be happy about this oh no

There's you tribute you cry babies

>>18368506
It's cool

hahaha tony cucked out

hogan fucking won

Well, there's your tribute. Now shut the fuck up, piggapoos.

>>18368495
You think he would have shaved it off while he was hurt and then realized it was a bad look for him. It's like he had to wait for a crowd to decide it for him.

HH

>Chudster memorial
WEAK SHIT TONE

TONY NO, DON'T TALK ABOUT HULK HOGAN

>Tony gives a tribute to Hogan
kek Big Tone had to cave because he's still a Hulkamaniac deep down

kek

Shiavone going into business for himself?

>doing this in a break spot so the crowd won't boo it
COWARDS

Tony is such a class act (Schiavani not the paki)

I mark when wcw gets mentioned every time

sources telling me tony only caved on the tribute because WBD was desperate and gave him 10$ million to do so

NEW THREAD
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>>18368538

>Fuck Hogan but I feel for his family and WCW was cool
Good tribute

>>18368488
Uh, what was the black guy’s name?

based Shiavone

Schiavone was the right guy to do that, ,and tie it back to Hogan's time in WCW on Turner TV in the 90s

Tony Khan was the bigger man tonight.

Based TK doing the right thing.

Rip WCW Hogan

>>18368533
Take it back to jerk, faggot.

Nobody betrer to acknowledge Hulk than Tony.

>>18368541
For me, it's La Parka

>>18368549
He should've leg dropped the table

How does Toni make everything black and white?

Based promo

NEWWWWWWWWW
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>>18368574
He should have say it while wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

>>18368608
Doesn't look very William to me

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>>18368601
Blah blah blah...

>>18368624
pop

Austin is the better talker

>>18368638
yeah the taller Gunn is not really as good as him in terms of projecting charisma

Juice needs his beard back fast

I think Juice looks great without his pubes beard

>>18368653
doesn't look as bad this week at least lol

>>18368647
If you could combine them then you'd have a decent wrestler

>>18368670
Indeed