Thread 18402889

AJ Styles Edition:

IYO will face Rhea and Naomi in a triple threat match for the world title at SummerSlam.
No match for Asuka, Kairi or Giulia at SummerSlam.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion.
Sareee is in Stardom's 5STAR Grand Prix.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee vs Ranna Yagami. Stardom, August 1st
>Giulia (c) vs Zelina Vega for the Women's United States Championship. SmackDown, August 1st
>Sareee vs Hina. Stardom, August 3rd
>IYO SKY vs Rhea Ripley vs Naomi (c) for the Women's World Championship. SummerSlam, August 3rd
>Sareee & Takumi Iroha (c) vs Chihiro Hashimoto & Yuu for the AAAW Tag Team Championship. Marvelous, August 8th
>Sareee vs Mika Iwata. Senjo the Biggest, August 24th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

AJ Styles & Kabuki Warriors:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oJ5I1D1VPk

Previous: >>18375651

>Reading the wikis
>Mio trained Giulia
I'm conflicted does this mean Giulia is Iyo's Nepohog?

>>18402889 (OP)
Many folks on the board just last night learned of Asuka's gravure past >>18396188

p h e n o m e n a l

ASUKA IS FOR EVERYONE

>>18403053
Correcting Roxanne
had her in prime kancho position
missed opportunity

>>18403077
kek based

>>18403120
Asuka be grabbin butts

>>18403005
no because Mio and Io haven't had any professional relationship since Io left Triple Tails and went to Stardom

Coolest spot of the week

>>18403005
Mio trained Giulia, not Iyo. And Iyo didn't go down to NXT for a program with Giulia and then pick up where they left off when she gets to the main roster to monopolize the midcard title for half a year like Becky and Lyra have in an attempt to get her over along the way. So the answer is no, she's not Iyo's nepohog.

Iyo and Kairi went to Xia's bday party!

>>18403687
Wendy was also there.

>>18403706
hard to miss her and those giant boobs

>>18402889 (OP)
This fanart style is p cool

>>18403885
Gotta love the Wendster

>>18404022
it is. I get why they put in the dots but I think it's a bit too much, could have toned it down some. Would like to see a version without them.

>>18404407
it's simulating old color separation from 1950s pop art and comic books. it's not actually done well

>>18404407
>>18404872
I think it's like a 1960s comic book style, I've seen it before.

mrs styles is very understanding

>>18404898
it's called pop art

>>18404932
AJ is pure

Reduce playback speed to 0.25x

>>18405225
She's going to hurt her knees again.

>>18403278
Kairi flew with great ease and elegance because she is of course an Angel from Heaven.
She soared from the touch of a strong faithed God fearing man like AJ >>18405175

When's Damage CTRL getting slimed?

>>18405251
I'm afraid Damage CTRL is no more

>>18404098
zamn those thing must be heavy af
10 lbs each

>>18405280
Ok, so when are Asuka, Kairi, and Iyo getting slimed?

>>18405384
....soon............

>>18405422
ok, how you know?

>>18405447
He has a Slime Note.

>>18405447
It is inevitable
It is their destiny.

I had Grok write this. What do you think?

>>18405531
tl;dr

>>18405531
tl;dr

>>18405531
This kind of shit is going to turn AI against humanity and make Skynet become a reality

>>18405531
>Asuka goes over
This is acceptable

>>18405653
I didn't even tell it who should win!

>>18405760
just common sense really innit

>>18403165
just a harmless lil rib

>>18405994
back when Becko had boober

>>18406550
damn shame she lost those.
that gif must have been right after she had the babby then

>>18406673
it was during their mid-2022 feud, so about a year and a half after Becky had her kid

Asuka horny

If Paul had a brain in his head and not 10 gallons of cum he'd cancel the WWE Super Show Japan and instead hold a new WWE Wrestling Summit PLE with Marigold, AAA, and NOAH.

>>18407217
in the Dome

>>18407358
They can't run the Big Egg without the Hulkster.

>>18406999
many cases

>>18405249
angelic cutie

Asuka, Kairi, and Iyo should have a food fight match where they throw pies and cakes at each other and get covered in pudding, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream.

>>18408096
disgusting disrespect for food

>>18408187
Hot girls getting dirty=Dimes

>>18408096
You do know there is a genocide going on right now and millions of Palestinians are dying of hunger? That would be a disgusting waste of food.

>>18408211
go away, retard

Shout out to /kabuki/ friend Dakota Kai.

Today is the end of her 90 day no compete post release.

I wish her luck on all future endeavors!

>>18408356
If she joins AEW or Stardom she's a traitor.

>>18408356
She should go to TNA and feud with Tessa and get called a coconut head by her. Then we can finally get Kairi vs Tessa 2!

>>18402894
AJ Styles looks like this is his first time having a face and he doesn't know how it works.

They should make Jpop Demon Hunters with Asuka, Kairi, and Iyo

No sliding hogwheels

>>18408663
he doesn't have the best smile, no

Kairi is 5-0 against The Judgement Day. She has beaten Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, Roxanne Perez, and Dominik Mysterio

more angles of the Insane Elbow

>>18408356
>Dakota Kai
TNA

>>18408356
She'll go back to Stardom like Bea Priestley

>>18409586
sick

>>18410149
Bea is disgusting now

>>18406999
that's right you fucking gook whore bitch that's all ur good for lewding your pits out to gaijin pervert ojisans fucking bitch whore

>>18410489
she's not like that

>>18410681
[Anymore]

>>18410801
I wonder what Mio thinks of this now

>>18410801
How do I get arrested by these police

>>18411109
I don't think they're real police

Jerry Fish

>>18410801
>the light caress of Mio's arm as she lowers
hotter than any explicit sex could ever be

>>18411791
intimacy reigns supreme

board is going nuts right now

>>18411791
sensual beast Kana
>>18412249
yeah wtf is goin on rn?

>>18411020
I wonder if Iyo ever asks Asuka about it.

>>18412249
>>18412395
The AEW ratings came out and they were lower than last week's and the usual suspect is sperging out over it.

>>18412395
>yeah wtf is goin on rn?
don't know, just seems like some schizos melting down as usual

>>18405225
I'm just going to play it down in slowmo in my brain

>>18412395
>>18413355
they look so soft and nice

>>18406999
Kairi the silly

|[ ((Correct). ]
|[ Now No-one has to Take Sides] Anymore. ]
/[| We Just (Figure It A|| Out Together). |]\
~ \~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Baby) (( ~ ))*\

>>18414580
GodAnon
You are the only schizo I actually like <3

>>18413355
Two mothers comforting each other as they talk about the difficulties of child-rearing and keeping the house in order.

>>18414580
>that webm
kek what a kawaii klutz

>>18404022
この写真に日本たちじゃない

>>18414593
[Schiz|ºZ0]\
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\
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{Kefka}< What did >You< Mean by this?

>>18414028
They're as bouncy as a Superball.

>>18414807
hella

>>18414657
And then what did they do.........

>>18414801
the gooner eyes

>>18402889 (OP)
I'm ignorant and I have a question, why is meiko and sally posting allowed? Same for Xia and Wendy, isn't Wendy american? Shouldn't Mayu (pls no) posting be allowed in that case too ?

>>18415622
senpai ribbing on the kohai

>>18415252
Told each other their darkest fears about motherhood. Then they drank some wine which helped them progress to playfully fondling each other.

>>18416013
Meiko and Iyo and Kairi were all in Stardom together in the early days and they had great matches with her. Then she worked in NXT for a bit and hung out then as well. And Xia and Wendy were friends with Kairi from her time in NXT, especially Xia and their legendary Hawaiian vacation together. So that's why they're all allowed.

>>18416444
Low IQ

Kairi was on a party bus with Rhea, Steph, Lyra, Bayley, Raquel, and others so we can include them too.

god imagine the aggressive blowjobs

>>18417263
>>18417268
SEXO

IYO AND SPONGEBOB LINKED UP! WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO IYO GETTING SLIMED!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DM0bgwPsRtj/

>>18417596
>spongebob is an IYO mark that knows her finger pointing thing
Based

>>18417596
Lmao did Spongebob even air in Japan when IYO was a kid?

>>18417596
Iyo would've been 9 when Spongebob premiered in the US.

>>18417596
>https://www.instagram.com/p/DM0bgwPsRtj/
AFTER ALL, IYO IS A SUPERSTAR

>>18417263
>>18417268
Sexola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pktb_PhUQs

>>18417982
>another new KCTV
We are blessed, bros

>>18417982
she wishes she married AJ Styles instead

>>18418049
many such cases

>>18417596
cute!

>>18418254
>No Katana

>>18418264
she doesn't got my back

>>18416448
Fuck off. That's why their included as it was a consensus around here at the time to do so.

>>18418144
>gets a hug from Iyo
SpongeBob is a lucky bastard.

>>18418144
>Jimmy Hart hanging around with Iyo.
Never thought I'd see the day when old time Memphis wrestling and Joshi puroresu could come together like this. Blessed day.

>>18417268
>>18417982
>She left the makeup on from TV and went back to the hotel with it on just to film this video for us
Imagine she stopped at a gas station to get snacks, or what the hotel front desk clerk must have thought when she walked in.
based mommy

>>18417982
Scrumptious.

>>18418623
*lick*

>>18418539
Well he does have an opening for a new client to manage now ;_;
>>18417982
>more shitting on Dominik
>massively puts over Kairi's fighting spirit and heart
I'm enjoying these kayfabe video updates she's started doing.

>>18419088
No title? No SUmmerSlam?

oldfag Asuka bros, is this true?? >>18414888
I want to believe.......

>>18417982
So she drove back to the hotel with her facepaint still on? So I'm guessing she didn't shower at the arena. Imaging being the bellhop that helps Asuka with her bags after she's in a nice sweaty lather and getting a whiff of what's coming from her pits.

>>18419244
When your match/segment is over it is normal to flee the arena as fast as possible so the fans don't swarm you and bother you and you can get back to the hotel/bar to do coke.

>>18419272
>do coke
Ok, pops.

>>18419492
HERRO

>>18416444
So it's just association, but shouldn't Mayu be allowed too?
>Xia and their legendary Hawaiian vacation together
I need to see this

>>18417263
Why does she look sexier in this camera than the in ring cameras?

>>18419088
HiRes MILF

>>18419088
This doesn't look CG at all. I like she may have CTE.

>>18417982
Asuka Engrish so good...

>>18418623
Imagine the wonderful smell of her sweaty pits

>>18419492
Hi Mina

WE LOVE YOU GOATS

>>18402889 (OP)
big Giulia Title defense tonight on Smackdown.
>>18417982
>>18418623
Sex.

need an Asuka JOI, preferably while she has the clown makeup on

>>18418623
What's the key for?

>>18420183
kifujin

>>18420289
foul deep sea monster

>>18420278
Daisuke's cage.

why can't she make amends with naenae. she was being unsafe before naenae slapped some sense into her

>>18420605
Kanako doesn't drop grudges

>>18419492
By the way, the schizo retard who spams all over the board? He lives in the Stardom general and samefags all day.
He also mass reports and gets anyone who calls him out banned.
>>18420824
What a sad cunt.

>>18420605
Because she won. Nanae retired forgotten in obscurity and old and barren and KWAB'd.
While Kana is now shoot "the world famous" and a multi, multi-millionaire. and still top 5% hottest females in the entire industry today at 44 and is a highly respected locker room leader in the biggest company in the world. She made it so much further in the world than that little minnow in that tiny pond.

>>18406999
many cases!

not watching SmackDown but just looked at what's going in and Giulia retained. No idea if the match was good or not, though.

>>18422009
Giulia has never had a good match without being carried by Tam in her life.

>>18422166
Akiraschizo here with another 2022 newfag take.

>Webms dude casually drops in and delivers the goods of the latest KCTV
based
thanx brother

>>18422401
my autism kicked in and I shortened this up a bit to just have the kisses

>>18422009
Zelina botched and/or sandbagged throughout but, Giulia actually carried it pretty well. Couple big spots off the top and a really nice Glorious Driver to finish it. Kiana didn't get involved so, I dunno WTF she needs her for except to talk.

>>18419631
Until she gets a WWE tenure she's only /Kabuki/ adjacent, but if she's posted a bit here and there it should be fine, especially if she has interactions with the core three.

>>18422726
Zelina's "Moonsault", btw.

>>18422940
grim

>>18422940
Jesus Christ
goblina must go
Was this V2 defense for Giulia?

>>18423084
V1

last

Thank u picsbro.
a fine fruitful Friday for /Kabuki/ content

>>18423324
Giulia is kino

Giulia needs a new twitter handle.

OOOOOOOH I WANT A KAIRI GIRL FOR ME
TO MAKE ME HAPPY
I WANT HER SO I CAN
STOP USING MY HAND
EVERY SINGLE DAY
WHILE WATCHING WRESTLING
I'D PULL HER FROM MY SCREEN
JUST LIKE IN MY DREAMS
I WANT TO FEEL HER TOUCH
MAINLY ON MY CROTCH
I WANT MY OWN KAIRI GIRL AND SHE WILL SING
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
MASTURBATE TO JOSHIS

>>18422710
mommy smooches <3

>>18422710
AJ is hiding under the bedsheets

>>18424113
>>18424115
>the bit in-between

>>18424138
I want to eat that Chinese butt

>>18422940
Jesus Christ, she completely crushed Giulia's brain. Unsafe shitter

>>18424427
Giulia is tough

>>18424427
These 2 don't get along well, at least in ring, probably has to do with Giulia not communicating well since she has Kiana now

>>18424525
Zelina's just fucking ass and shouldn't be in the ring. She has some really bad sequences with Kairi and Chelsea too.

>>18424742
put Zelina back with Andrade and never let her wrestle again

>>18424427
"aaagh ya got me, brother"

an old Sally+Kairi pic I found

>>18424816
This. Let her be a manager/valet.
She SUCKS in ring

Zelina's strong style too much for ya, pussy?

>>18424427
Giulia will be very lucky if she's not concussed from this. Zelina's knees smashed hard into her head there.

>>18424427
didn't know Zelina was such a big Terry Funk mark

>>18425885
she'll be fine

Giulia Gabagool

>>18426682
MILF

>>18427419
The Pose is too based

>>18424427
>takes finisher
>gets up and puts you in one
based strong style

>>18428087
Giulia's taken worse

>>18427777
[ O~~~ \ -~*Roundabout Bounding Snappercrack*~- ]`,'

>>18422392
m-m-m-mommy.........

]||| [ |: Asuka was my Best Friend... |:| ] |||[

>>18418144
Are Jimmy and Iyo dating?

>>18417982
>Back at the hotel room with AJ Styles

>>18429851
Jimmy needs a new client now ;_;
>>18429914
AJ was under the desk eating her out at the start of the video; see pic

Alexa and Charlotte are the new tag team champions

>>18430653
For now........

>>18430784
Clash at Paris would be a good time for the Kabuki Warriors to get a title shot

jerry roll

Found this in the archives;
'Occupation Of Joshi #5'
https://archive.org/details/occupation-of-joshi-5
A SamuraiTV magazine show covering all things joshi, this ep hosted by Kana, and this odd Mexican puppet fellow. From sometime in 2013 it looks like.
Features her watching/commenting on some matches, including a match of hers vs Mio, footage of her training sambo with Ayumi Kurihara. They even advertise her gravure DVD at the end lol

>>18432767
RIP Jerry Roll

>>18432829
>less than a minute in we get the panning up from feet shot
nice

>>18432829
what's this dudes' deal brother??
>>18433410
based Nihon knows

the board is gonna go crazy now lol

need to train an AI model to make Asuka clown mommy JOI from that last kanachan tv

>>18434068
why what's going on?
>>18432829
This is a fun watch. She's having a good time here. The puppet is popping her big time.

>>18432767
jerry lorr

>>18434402
>why what's going on?
Rollins' injury was a work and he cashed in on Punk

>>18434505
BRILLIANT! CM KWAB!

>>18434505
oh. I haven't been watching Summerslam.
no /Kabukis/ no watchey.
KWAB tho

>>18434464
kek

>>18434990
love love love naked Giulia

>>18435288
she's very good at it

>>18435430
she looks dead

>>18433675
that's Carlos, he's the host

Giulia wants a name for this duo
https://www.instagram.com/0221giulia/p/DM32pOOPivB/

>>18435915
The Jobber Express

Someone gifted Ghoulia cheese

>>18435935
I wouldn't trust that. Into the trash it goes.

Giulia is eating the fan cheese.

>>18436153
Guilia can eat my cheese.

>>18436153
RIP

The fan cheese has compromised Giulia's digestive system.

>>18435935
>>18436153
oh marone

>>18435915
the mulatto express

>>18435915
Black History Month

>>18402889 (OP)
I need a torrent bros please

>>18436843
of what?

Kairi

>>18436972
is ugly

>>18435935
if I meet Giulia at one of these I'll give her gabagool.

>>18437175
nah das (You)

>>18432829
This is a good watch

>>18436282
very Italian

>>18402889 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxvCcrhVGc

>>18436972
needs slime

>>18439265
look at those pure strikes

Iyo should win the belt and celebrate with Asuka and Kairi by getting slimed by Spongebob.

>>18439799
many people are saying this

ayo lemme speak on this real quick FUCK LYRA VALKYRIA and FUCK her racist faggot simp fans. She is NOT allowed her and we DONT give a FUCK about that no talent never over ass. She is not a joshi or kabuki and never will bel. Cope seethe and dilate.

Sorry faggot not happening on my watch we don't want or accept your jobber nepohog >>18440043
>>18440326

>>18439265
Mmmm... Wouldn't want to mess with her.

>>18440488
dubs declareth

>>18413355
Very special friends

How we feeling a getting a new thread for Summerslam?

>>18441138
Yeah why not

>>18441138
I'll make one before the show starts

>>18441138
yeah sure
let's go Iyo-chan! Win the belt!
(So Asuka can immediately turn on your for it!)

>>18440488
>>18413355

>>18441138
working on new now

NEW
>>18441550

>>18441191
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS KAIRI ON!?

IYO FUCKING SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18434402
Office Kana

>>18441191
Cute