Thread 18414957

>SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

* WWE Women’s United States Championship Match: Giulia (c) vs. Zelina Vega
* Damian Priest vs. Aleister Black
* John Cena and Cody Rhodes face-to-face

>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8p9QeTW6vo

>John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes - FIRST MATCH EVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy8sc_9PRg8

>>18414957 (OP)
ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME

>>18414957 (OP)
Easy W

will Berto be on tonight?

>>18414971
sure

I watch for she

No homo or anything but wouldn't it be crazy if Berto was in a backstage segment like this and then his towel fell off? Haha. That would make for some crazy funny tv right guys? Haha!

Oh boy, another talkie segment with Cena and Rhodes with Cena eating mat once again. Can't wait... zzz...

>>18414965
>no milly shuffle

>>18415042
He looks so good from the firsh time he showed up Im proud of him. Wonder what did it for him and why Im still fat kek

Also, will miring Berto posting make me gay? Asking for a friend

>>18415132
Nah, it's not homo to want to play beach volleyball with Berto just to see his abs glisten in the sunlight. Tell your friend not to worry.

>>18415042
>>18415132
this is a sexy ass DUDE

Looking forward to it

Will watch the cena segment

Hey guys what if, and stay with me here, you get rid of ERTO, and replace it with UDDY. LOL!!

No LA Knighty no watchy

For me, it shall be getting drunk to prepare for the next two nights

Kinda lokoing forward to this show since it's only two hours and finishes at 3am now

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>>18415039
Giulia sucks and so do her fans

>>18416439
Him being left off Summerslam is crazy

>page 10

erm
right

>>18415042
kek that would be funny

>>18416695
Seffety KWABbing himself ruined LA Knights latest push

>>18418091
God I wish I was that fat Scottish highland cow beast woman pushing Chelsea’s head down like that but onto my cock if you know what I’m saying

>>18417822
/pw/ has gone insane... again

>>18414957 (OP)
post your predictions for Summerslam my niggas
>Night 1
Orton and the Jellyster win
Cargill beats Stratton
Charles and Alexa beat Rox and Raquel
Sami beats Kross
Roman and Jey beat Breakker and Reed
Gunther beats Punk
>Night 2
Wyatt Sicks wins the ladder match
AJ beats Dom
Fatu beats Solo
Becky beats Lyra
Naomi beats Rhea and Iyo
Cody beats Cena

>>18418844
wheres giulia?

I think Buddy’s friend should win this match vs Rheas friend.

>>18418868
on tonight.

>>18418844
>worked by Seff

>>18418885
they wouldnt have done an injury angle, Roman vs Seth is too dimes to pass up, thats why Roman is teaming with the yeetman to face Breakker and Sneed

>>18418868
wiping her feet with the carcass of bloke manroe

>Aleister Black and Giulia matches
I SHALL be watching

>>18418895
seff just needed a knee scope, he's already good to go for a MITB cash in. They just needed to write him off TV for a month

Amazon position with Jade.

>>18419039
id have a stroke if i tried that rn

>>18414957 (OP)
[BREAKING NEWS] the first half hour of smackdown tonight will be COMMERCIAL FREE

Bron's promos are still terrible

>>18419279
He's too contained and isnt a roid raged sick fuck as his uncle

Investment Banker Punk

>>18418910
Blake will wipe her feet with the remains of AEW as WB implodes and AEW gets cancelled as a waste of airtime and money

>>18419240
THIS IS AWESOME

>>18419240
us e-niggers are eating GOOD tonight. HECK YEAH BOIS

>>18414957 (OP)
Wasn't there supposed to be a AAA tag title match?

>>18419240
kek tony con wishes he could do the same but WBD will gas his paki ass first before letting him do a commercial free hour

>>18414957 (OP)
Looks like a snoozer

>>18419742
there is

does anyone here actually want Cody as champion again? do we really want to do that again?

>>18419802
what else can he do
turn heel?
how long would that even last, we should probably keep milking the baby face era he has left

>Another Cena and Rhodes face to face bore factor as the main event when one of them lays the other out holding the title

Summerslam needs to be the culmination of this please, enough. Its one of the worst feuds going.

>>18418910
Fun Fact: The British look they way they do because most of them were incestious peasants. Even the Roman were disgusted with their women

>>18419814
Roman should be the guy to take the belt of Cena. I like Cody but his last title reign was really meh. He had no where to go after finishing the story. He's better chasing than being the actual champion

>>18419802
i'd be ok with heel champ cody and babyface john chasing

>>18419802
i don’t want another cody run until he turns heel

>>18419838
no more part time champions, cena is an exception but we just went through 4 years of roman and now that he’s part time that sounds like total shit
cena implied in either an interview or post ppv scrum that he’s putting over a younger talent on his way out

I'd unironically like to see Logan Paul as champion but just not on the mic as much since he can't cut a promo to save his life

I could see it being someone like Punk to take it from him. The guy that ruined WWE and got AJ blacklisted from there returns to 'save' it

>>18420068
his promos are getting better

I am an WWE fan. I support Incest, rape, racism, and murder. Im a sick little fuck that got off to this gif. I dont like wrestling. I like yummy entrances and music and chants. I deserve to be murdered.

>>18420303
>Vince is supposedly a bad man
>Vince did give 12 year old me a fetish for degrading women and making them bark like dogs

Vince is my hero

>>18420303
>>18420322
Vince and Shane gave me a fetish for having a sister. I dont have one but I would definitely be a huge coomer over her. Smell her underwear, jack off in it, etc.
How do anons with hot sisters NOT do that? I legit dont understand

a donde estas mis smack hermanos

>>18414985
A match against iguana and psycho clown

>>18420412
viva la raza

>>18420412
santo basadito

Be honest /pw/ do you miss him?

>>18420569
as a once in a while on screen character, yes of course. As a booker, no. Paul's not the best in the world but no matter how many disingenous Trevor posts say otherwise, we are better off than we were 2018-2021

>>18420569
Of course. Who doesn’t

>>18420411
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>>18420303
Drones are so fucking weird man

SPOILERS: John Cena retains the title at Summerslam.

My dick is fucking throbbing right now. I cant wait to see Giulia and Zelina have lesbian sex

>>18420611
Shouldn't he lose already and turn face?

smack needs a fucking rock song as intro fuck the negro music

>>18420596
Btw that's not just any drone, the faggot who avatarfags as that Shane pic is Jaxton98

FUCK 911

I'm glad white people commercials are making a comeback

This 911 shit is so dimeless

slopdown time

Can't wait to watch 2 hours of slop for 20 minutes of good content at the most!

>>18420619
Codys leaving to film Street Fighter so Cenas retaining

>>18419039
Jade would have good thrusting power. Imagine getting absolutely destroyed by her with a strapon.

>>18420619
that would be fucking dumb. Cena's definitely retaining it until December as he said. you are just a delusional Codystan

>>18420645
wish i had something better to do

looks sold out tbqh

Smackdown live y'all

Why does everyone consider New Jersey just a part if New York

BASED JIMMY JOHNS GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

MEGA POO

>>18420666
Big Jimmy Johns

>opening with this
???

BIG JOHN

START THE SHOW WITH DIMES

JOHN CENA SUCKS
JOHN CENA SUCKS
JOHN CENA SUCKS

RAPADU

Currently catching up on some G1 action from the past week

CROWDS ALL STANDING

Why do Americans cry at the WWE when their favourite wrestler comes out?

At this point people are chanting JOHN CENA ROCKS

>>18420675
>Large Jimmy John

>>18420664
Because it basically is just another borough

>Cody Cena isnt the main segment
what is it then?

>>18420685
it's called nostalgiabait. you are just a zoomer who never lived for their primes

I just cried over an anime about a pink octopus lads.

>>18420693
Probably a BITCH match

>>18420656
Just get drunk and troll on discord after this segment like im about to do

not a single boo in the house

>>18420693
Damien Priest vs Malakai Black

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT'S A BADASS CHAMPION

>>18420645
Watch AEW

>>18420596
Anon, AEW gave me Marina Shafir

AEW is slightly worse

will cawdy get booed?

>just points at at the ring announcer and he gets his personalized introduction
Based

John Cena with the JEST colors

>>18420716
Aew fucking sucks dude

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH

WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

MELANINE
IN MY SOUL

Cody is turning, cenas demeanor confirms it. Screenshot this.

THE BUILDER OF AEW

cody got some 4s on foot

IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME


WHOOOOAAAAAAH

okay but how is cody fitting for gulie?

>>18420707
>discord

>>18420726
Isn't John Cena a Masshole? He should be wearing his local teams jerseys.

>>18420734
His Heel turn has to be Dimes as >pic

>>18414957 (OP)
Huge pop for Cody. Does he only get the mixed reaction in certain locations or since he is overused anymore, is he getting over again?

>>18420744
Its fun to join voice chats and fuck eith them

Cody's leaning more into homelander with his gear love it

kek what's with the conflicting chants

I thought the “American Nightmare” was going to McDonalds and they were closed

Wtf happened to Cody's head?

>>18420755
if that's your role then fine
make them seethe

My shower took longer than anticipated; only just tuned in. Did I miss anything?

>>18420747
The browner the audience, the less the pops. The north and especially northeast LOVE cody. I was at RAW in Columbus and he was cheered louder than jey uso

>>18420747
Its hard to tell what’s going on with WWE crowds these days. Someone will get a huge pop when their music hits, then when they start their promo get booed.

why is neetflix so fucking quiet? i miss fox

>>18420747
The bigger the smark contingent, the bigger the boos. Mark ass crowds will always pop for the Codester.

>What? chants
I hate wrestling fans so much

>>18420771
10 minutes of entrances

face turn?

Shitty cena face turn

>Thank you
:O

holy fuck worst heel turn of all time LMFAO

>>18420745
He's doing this ever since the Heel Turn and returned to America. Last time he appeared he was wearing San Antonio Spurs Colors.

cody did his hair differently

>>>>>>>>>>CENA ALREADY TURNING FACE
KWAB OF THE MILLENNIUM

What the fuck

Shooting

I would love to see Cody vs Buddy.

He's shooting.

No way they're doing this

double turn confirmed kek

It's a work you dumb, fucking marks.

>>18420728
No u suck :(

Retards itt getting easily worked

wait what the fuck is summerslam tomorrow??
I haven't been in the loop for july was mad busy
isn't it meant to be at the end of the month??

>>18420792
He hasn't toned it, it's just bleached. Hence the orange-y tone to it.

triple h master booker....

kek

They finally realized how shit this heel run has been

>>18420811
summerslam all weekend

>>18420747
you probably don't remember Rock getting booed in Stone Cold's territory at Mania 17 and then cheering him again the Raw after. That's what Cody got a similar treatment earlier this year. I don't see a heel turn happening.

???????????????

my tears aren't a work

KINO

what?

Say sike right now. He can't just turn face like this without being beaten that's so fucking lame.

I’M NOT WORKED
I’M NOT WORKED
I’M NOT WORKED
I’M NOT WORKED

AYO BRAVO TRIPLE H YOU BOOKED THE WORST HEEL RUN OF ALL TIME AND TOPPED IT OFF WITH THE WORST MOST ABRUPT FACE TURN EVER

kek babyface cena

>>18420832
Worked

I knew he was turning face, fuck you faggot >>18420655

>Cena turned face already
Gosh I hope this is a work.

just like that huh

>>18420746
Cody looks a lot like this guy tonight

THAT'S WHAT REAL LOVE IS CODY

AND YOU DO NOT HAVE IT

ONLY JOHN CENA HAS IT

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS SHIT FUCK OFF PAUL

Everything involving Cody and Cena has been so bad they had to do a double turn to make it interesting.

What

is this really happening

>>18420836
Who booked that WAS DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON
The true Antichrist in this

>cena face
Is Cawdy turning heel this weekend?

its a work and Cenas gonna do heel shenaniangs to win the match

In kayfabe why wasnt Punk able to get Cena to turn face? He was showing the signs then too

>Travis Scott gone and The Rock MIA
>Cena suddenly turns face
Kek

gigapoo

I ain't getting worked. There has to be swerve. A surprise.

>>18420836
They had abandoned this crap already during the Punk build

yeah there’s the boos

the timing of the heel cody interview kinda makes sense

It's clearly a lie and he's going to have Rock come out and kick him in the nuts

Cena's baby face fire is unmatched

that was a good line lmao fk travis

Guys has Cody been getting booed this entire buildup?

REAL AMERICAN BEER

>>18420862
Who had that idea was The Rock, and now TKO wants the Rock out of the company, kinda strange?

>>18420855
did just did a whole kayfabe breaking tv show where they said it was all triple h's idea you fucking big nose fucking faggot

AMERICAN NIGHTMARE MODE INCOMING

My VPN doesn't work on Netflix anymore.

So John Cena is a babyface again all of a sudden? I guess you gotta pivot at some point

>>18420872
not the entire time but when it came to the crowd picking him or cena they picked cena every time

>promoting hogan's beer one last time
KEK

YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL

REAL AMERICAN BEER FOR THE HULKSTER

He turns just like that?

>what the hell just happened
what i'm saying

:|

>>18420881
OH say can YOU seeeee

CENA
CENA
CENA

this is retarded

Anons, you do not realize: Cena realized this after Hogan's Death.

>>18420879
THE ROCK'S IDEA YOU WORKED FAGGOT

what the fuck lmao
that was AWFUL

I LOVE CODY SO MUCH GUYS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT AMAZING

CENA

CODY

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART

Triple H needs to kill himself

John will double down on Sunday
It's a big nothing burger

That was gay to end the segment

>>18420898
They should have had him mention that

>/pw/ so worked they don't know WHAT to believe

Yeah this is masterclass booking.

all travis's fault btw

Chena will be an even bigger heel on Sunday, then.

That was 18 minutes? That felt like 3 minutes

Come on Cena you just made the ring all sticky with beer and the show is just starting. Now I wonder, will a wagie come out to wipe the floor before the next match?

This has to be a work. Cena has to be secretly still a heel. They wouldn't be this retarded. There's gonna be a huge "shock" moment where he still has interference in the match. No way he just turned face like this.

......

If Cody turns heel, then no more annoying WOOOOOOAAAAAAAA from the crowd. Revert his song to Smoke and Mirrors.

>>18420859
Punk can only create evil

Cody is a force for good

wade is trying SO hard to save this

They need to take back the hardcore belt from Travis Scott

kek even Wade is suspicious

>>18420898
Thanks Brother

>turns face because Travis Scott and the Rock no-showed and ruined the entire heel run
KWAB.

Logan Paul
>HE'S FAT

How to book this:

>Cena is a face during most of the match
>Tease the Cody turn
>Rock comes out and once again gives him the chance to offer his soul
>John doubles down and wins

It's that easy

>>18420923
That's basically modern fed booking, book the 20-minute promo that'll have the fans in a frenzy and not even realizing the time go by. The problem is they thing they dan just plug anyone in there, some segments have been hell on earth.

jelly roll sounds like kermit

Cena isnt winning, if he were to trick Cody again that would bury him irreparably. I guess Cody really is turning heel.

>>18420915
Everyone knows that it was The Rock's idea in first place and he fucked off to film that movie to fuck over Haitch and TKO, and now TKO fucked him and Travis Scott.
No one at Stanford probably wants to see Dwayne's face ever again.

holy fuck jellyrolls bald as fuck

drew back in america for his humiliation ritual!!!!!

>instant fencing posture
Fucking kek

JELLYXIRS....WE GOT RAPED

>>18414957 (OP)
Logan Paul is the best heel in the business and it's not even close

Who

>>18420952
Dude what is this cope. It was all Paul's idea.

didn't this guy used to be way more fat

Damn, Okada's looking rough.

Oh it's that guy

THE JELLY HAS BEEN ROLLED
I REPEAT
THE JELLY HAS BEEN ROLLED

Literally fucking WHO

>>18420932
but didn't he create aew?

>>18420952
cena signed off on it, if he didn’t wanna do it or see something in it he wouldn’t have turned. would have taken the WHC off gunther and been on raw.

Gotta admit, Drew and Logan are saving what should be a pretty fucking timeless angle

Kek Jellyroll BTFO by LoGOAT and Drew

so how did Drew McDonalds get in back to America

NO POP

Okada BTFO there is only one Rainmaker, my nigga PJ!!!

am i the only one looking forward to this tag match

>>18420960
He's a bitch ass geek, dude. Fuck outta here.

>>18420943
It's just a facade u retard

GIULIA
NAUGHTY AMERICA CHADS

SEX WITH KIANA JAMES

oh yeah i forgot kiana is back
odd couple
no pop for giulia either

now that cenas face he can wrestle gunther

Kiana is back? Since when

HOLY SHIT THE RAINMAKER WALKED TROUGH THE FORBIDDEN DOOR

Wait I keep forgetiing, is Giulia supposed to be japanese?

>>18420947
FORGET THE ROCK, HE ISN'T COMING BACK.
HE FUCKED OFF TO PEDOWOOD PERMANENTLY

>The only platinum rapper showing up to whoop your ass is me

kek that travis scott shit was so dumb

>>18420981
Someone flew over there with his correct passport and then he went home. It's not rocket science.

Remember me why we are watching this shit un a friday night?

>>18420985
tag match is the only one i’m looking forward to

>>18420976
AEW was created good
But like the devil it got corrupted and became evil

THAT'S RIGHT NO POP

is roman on smackdown?

Queen Giulia over blake manroe anyday

Giulia theme is based asf

I WOULD LITERALLY do nothing for a Buddy vs Jelly Roll match.

I swear, if there is no massive swerve on Sunday, I will die laughing

>>18420951
This. Cody already looked like the biggest retard in history like 3 times already. Please dont fuck up my boy yet again

>>18420998
since last week

I would imagine sexual relations of an anal nature with Kiana James would be quite enjoyable.

Oh yeah, Kiana is paired with Giulia now
She one bad little sista'

>Kianna
Based. Time to masturbate.

>>18421001
She's Japanese-italian

Kek no pop for Zelina even in NJ

>>18421001
she should go full gyaru

The crowd always dies when Zelina comes out lmao

Kiana James owes me sex

>>18420998
a week or so

Holy hell the silence is deafening.

Giula's champ now? and she has a valet?
God I miss a month and it's like I missed 6 months

why does this girl come out to literal silence kek. where's her theme music

>Zelina comes out
>crowd fucking dies
Holy fucking cringeola

2.0 chads our girl made it

So they’re turning Cena face again already. Judging by Cena’s promo, this has to be leading to Cena vs Dwayne for Cena’s last match at the end of the year so Dwayne can carry the title into Wrestlemania and lose to either Cody and/or Roman.

purse girl is back

they’re having a no-pop-off

>>18421037
They want her and SASHIT dead for almost killing Saraya Paige

>>18421008
haven't a clue

I just want the naughty america theme back

NEXT
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Why is Zelinas theme so quiet though

Id love to get a tit wank from Zelina

Aaliyah Queen of the Damned tribute
RIP

Can't wait for Maika on NXT

hopefully they have a better match this time....

Zelinas had a such a moody face for the past month kek

Damn, Kiana is fucking hot

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>>18421004
I just checked on the RIAA site and Cena never went platinum with any of his releases. Not even Gold.

this is the match nobody wants to see