BECKY STOMPERS EDITION!!!
SummerSlam is almost here! Lyra has earned the J word pass after being acknowledged by Asuka! (We love you GOAT!) She also debuted her newest weapon last Raw - a pair of platform shoes she lovingly dubbed the "Becky Stompers". Though they may appear innocent at first glance, a closer look reveals the ingenuity of avian warfare - the Birbcast reports that our beloved canary has reinforced the Becky Stompers with small plates of titanium in order to turn her iconic kick combo into a devastating assault! The Becky Stompers have taken the world by storm and will likely be the talk of town for a good while to come! Will /ourbirb/ win against Becky and become the first ever two time women's IC champion? We shall see!
Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will be haunted by a lingering feeling of not being able to sneeze. How infuriating!
Previous:
>>18385541RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Bayley and Lyra tag match highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpXxxwnzuLY
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
Evolution highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSHiYY5_eM
Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
'luv Lyra
'luv Becky
'luv Tatum
'luv Bayley
'luv Asuka
'luv Kairi
'luv Sol Ruca
'luv Blake Monroe
'luv Stephanie Vaquer
'luv Tiffy
'luv Liv
'luv Rhea
'luv Giulia
'luv Chelsea
'luv Roxy
'luv Raquel
'luv Natalya
'luv Alexa
'luv Charlotte
'luv IYO
>>18415768>e-dronesBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18415730The most perfect woman in the world
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Pits of Valkyria
>>18416242her best feature (barely beating thighs)
>>18415706 (OP)i luv this birb!!!!
>>18416296everyone is saying this
>Lyra has the Becky stompers at media day
>>18416589>Shinno stompers
>>18416242>Pits of Valkyriasounds like the name of a doctor who episode from the 1970s
>>18416645It's a classic Dreamcast RPG that was later ported to the GameCube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucJCu_JPvwQ
>>18416665Shut the fuck up. Lyra will never be as great and timeless as Skies of Arcadia.
>>18416680ye she will surpass everyone
>>18416677smdh she didnt even pan down and show us the becky stompers
>>18416677Lyra and her coffee.
>>18416809thats not how you spell "IYO SKY"
>>18415768very loving general
>>18417306Looks like Roxanne.
>>18416772Cappuccino Birb
>>18416589She's gotta keep these on during sex
>>18417743$50,000 for a night with Lyra!
>>18417743it's finna sell out
>>18415706 (OP)>cheesy jig>"Deez ahr mah Becky stompersss!"Fuck's sake, I'm really trying to like her.
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>>18415768Based woman-lover
>>18418594Chloe Grace Moretz but a little fucked up
>>18415768Natalya but no Bianca. Oof.
>>18418594That reminds me, don't they usually do these streamed events prior to shows nowadays? Was there one today?
>>18415706 (OP)Cancel the Lyraverse now. What chants and cheers for Becko prove this angle has failed.
Kickoff show is live. Might get more birb!
>>18419609Her smile seems forced. She looks a little wary here. I wonder why?
>already page 5
This is getting tiresome, the mods need to do something about the spam already.
>>18419882They ignore this board.
becky stompers should be on my face desu
>>18420209she keeps on delivering with these reactions
>>18415768No need for the ' here, luv is not short for anything like 'ate is
>>18421953birdchads are so talented
https://www.dollskill.com/products/gingham-platform-sneaker?cf=blue
Becky Stompers now sold out in most sizes btw
ill be honest i dont really watch wwe or even aew i just see lyra being posted around sometimes and think she seems pretty goofy and i find that endearing
>>18423009kek what a draw
>>18423009Seems like Birbamania ran wild on those inventories, brother.
>>18423038To be fair we’ve seen Becky vs Lyra already.
https://x.com/_denisesalcedo/status/1951376965639762174?s=46
cute bird lady
Lyra's picture perfect thighs
>>18415706 (OP)orthopedic shoes builds nice legs.
>>18421178Many believe this.
>>18419609My beautiful wonky eyed wife
>>18418621what are you implying anon?
>>18423117She's coming around on being called bird lady
Need Lyra to rub my willy and bollocks with the Becky Stompers
Not my proudest post but it’s tough to get the jollies off now that keith starmer banned porn
>>18423009Those are cheap as hell, I always laugh when wrestlers gear turns out to come from cheap Chinese crap
Bad news. Lyra's nepo dildo lost to a girl https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1mfld6u/rayne_leverkusen_won_mvp_at_the_wwe_summerslam/
>>18426933The buffet table maybe
>>18426984Iyosisters how do we recover
>>18426915Why did they allow this as the final take? Someone in production is trying to bury her
>>18427350Because she’s cute and can get away with it.
>>18426984kek roasted that pig
is this most mental thread on 4chan or what lol
>>18427754Good.
Morning.
Sir.
>>18427761good afternoon, you want some company or you prefer I leave you alone to type one word replies every 5-6 minutes?
>>18427825He tried to talk shit and couldn't handle the bants.
>forgot to change typing styles
oops lol
>>18427989Good morning sir.
>>18427994you're starting to repeat yourself, inevitable indeed
hmm
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Birb is wrestling tomorrow, right?
>>18429338Aww rip, but I guess that's fine since night 2 is always the more important one.
shant be watching tonight
>>18427656She's barely mid and looks like a 40 year old lesbian
Is Birb not even on tonight? What am I doing watching this drek
>>18425569I was starting to find the birb okay, but she's making it difficult because she has shitty taste in music.
>>18423117birb bitch needs to fuck off
>>18415730Lol she's so cute, I want to put her in a STFU
>>18431395She's wrestling tomorrow's
>>18431395She's wrestling tomorrow
Kek, what a cute, adorable and BEAUTIFUL joshi!
>>18432106Kek what a star.
>>18432013the j-word makes him seethe kek
>>18432500He's been so mad over Asuka giving Lyra the j-word pass KWAB
>>18432106thats a level of queue where if i walked past and saw it i'd think ehhh maybe i'll go see what piper niven is up to and come back later
0 POP IN PREVIEW XDDD CANT WAIT FOR YOUR COPES TOMORROW
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soon
i'd subject my dick to Becky's ass just so I can see Lyra suck my cum out of it. Only way I'd like the birb.
>>18433143don't care
didn't ask plus you're not white
>>18433181What does the fact that I'm black have to do with anything?
>>18433031gonna bump the wrong thread again and then delete it like a bitch?
Night 2 seems a whole lot more interesting than night 1
imagine trolling the Iyo general for months of your life all because Lyra Valkyria isn't over
>>18434994 Projecting again?
Lyra Valkyria isn't over and never will be
>>18435467>t. increasingly nervous man
>>18435606very odd that he seems so worried about her popularity
>>18433127unless Bayley screws Lyra over :(
Would someone please find me a photo of her feet
lmao
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she's going to get a gigapop when she wins tonight
dunno why you would even wanna look at da toes anyway when you can look at da becky stawmpers instead anyway
nepohogtrannies bumping their shit thread with one word replies? kek how pathetic
Ready to do the job tranny?
imagine trolling the Lyra general for months of your life all because of two measly matches and Iyo having no title
the crowd will cheer becks and boo lyra
>oi i got me becky stompers on i do
kek what a fucking geek
Thank you for bumping the thread Anon
>Thank you for bumping the thread Anon
>>18438153We don’t say that name here
>noooooo fuck you ignore the silence and boos she's over shes a joshi nooooooo don't point out that shes cringe and no one cares about her no no no no no no no
>>18438689We don't even have to do anything to make him mad either, he gets upset at his own headcanons
>>18439378Like the post above yours
Most people don't even talk about how trash Lyra is because she sucks so bad and is irrelevant.
And yet he proceeds to talk about her non stop for over a year
>run some errands>come back>he's still seething>>18439698It was actually two, Queen of the Ring and the inaugural IC tournament
>>18439704The fact that Asuka gave Lyra the j-word pass has really struck a nerve with him. Afraid so
This hoe isn't a joshi. SHe's a basicv bitch white girl. She never even did a tour in Japan becasue she's a no talent irish nepohog.
Asuka was putting over her long time friend Bayley becasue Bayley is being buried by WWE front office for not signing a new contract. Asuka and Bayley are drinking buddies. Bayley even held Asuka's hair while Asuka was vomiting in the parking lot.
>>18439765cope
the joshis love their fellow joshi Lyra
>>18439759Yikes.
>>18439765We love Asuka here.
No one likes or hates Lyra (stupid name) because she's so irrelevant no one cares enough
>>18439803Kek what a special group.
>>18439803jesus christ, stephanie
>>18439826Imagine Stephanie and Bayley twerking in front of you FUCK
>>18439804Then why do you seethe about her constantly?
Someone post the webm of the tour bus party. She's sitting with Asuka and Kairi iirc.
J-word pass? Earned. Afraid so.
Lyra didn'/t pray with the Christian players becasue she's spirtually jewish. https://www.instagram.com/p/DM0F3_rsCXN/?img_index=1
>>18439982WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
does this mean lyra is relevant in /kabuki/ because it kind of looks to me like you could certainly make an argument for it
>>18440043/kabuki/ posts Xia Li a lot so who knows
>>18440043I think /kabuki/ only accepts asians
>>18440303I’m sure they’ll accept Lyra solely because it makes the Iyofag mad and I’ve seen the Iyofag spam the /kabuki/ general and laughing at /kairi/ when the general died at like 150 posts. Which is also ironic considering the Iyo general died at 140 a few weeks ago.
>>18440326I'm pretty sure there's a major overlap between /iyo/ and /arrrr/, most of the users in those are probably the same
>>18440339It’s honestly just one Iyofag. I think. He’s been attacking Lyra asuka and kairi.
>>18440348Kek he already ran to /kabuki/ to whine
>>18440492Yeah he lurks here and then posts shit he gets mad at over there. Remember, he laughed at kairi fans when their general died so I dunno why he’s pretending like he’s a friend of theirs.
>>18440859Man I'm excited. This should be a really entertaining night.
>>18440929Night 2 has the better card for sure
>>18433031WHAT I TELL YOU??? NO POP KWABBBB
our girl all over that video package
Someone please post Lyra's lovely cleavage please. She looked wonderful arriving.
>>18441736I missed the beginning, did she actually?
>>18442148we don't post our selfies here
Ngl the TLC match is sawdust kino
ITS TIME….FOR NO POP AGAIN XDDDD
>DUN DUN DUN
crickets
>DUN DUN DUN
crickets
>>18444062I fucked up lol wrong thread
>>18444089it's ok Birbbro
>>18437185Would suck those toes
kek birb apologized to the photographer she threw bex into
holy shit the crowd keeps wooing
A lot of mean comments in the gamethreads
hahhahhahhahhhahahhahaah it’s so over she’s dogshit
>>18415706 (OP)I think Lyra is shoot stuck kek
>>18415706 (OP)Fucking Superbird booking in this match, Lyra's doing some Jeff Jarrett in TNA shit
>>18444667you're so mad lol
>>18444489Cry faggot XDDDD
ryonachads is gonna like this match
>>18444834>>18444846Where's Piggo Sty's title btw?
You got exposed hard by the crowd. They loved Lyra. KWAB!
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
Good match, Lyra is one of the best workers in the fed
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
>All those no reactions
The cherry on top
>>18444982Why can't you tell me where Iyo's title is?
We wish you the best in your future endeavors Lyra Valkyria your dream to be All Elite will come true
Kek birbcord having a melty!
>>18445070Good morning sir.
>>18444982Iyofag keeps larping as a liv fan when he cried over Liv beating her in house shows.
I don't know If I should feel bad for you guys but then I remember you guys were shitting our general when it was alive so I feel happy that Lyra lost.
>the crowd was way more into this match than any of the ones before
I guess that is why he is so upset. This cute joshi legend keeps having banger after banger.
>>18445132We didn't do any of that, and you know it. I even bumped it to save it from being slid once and you had a meltdown over it. You got worked by Iyoschizo.
>>18445134beautiful birb
>>18445132proofs?
No wings in entrance, no birb stretch, no german suplexes, no gutwrench powerbomb, the only leg drop had barely any camera coverage.
Really wanted a clean win. We'll look back at tonight and laugh when she's in the big title picture.
>>18445178though the crowd was into it when she got freed from the zipties. Notable pop, the crowd was behind birb
If I was front row and Lyra was trapped over the ring post with her pits exposed I'd have jumped the barricade and molested her with my tongue
this bitch is way too cute to suck as bad as she does
sorry birbbros
>>18445132>Steals Bailey in your path
>>18445415damn that prop tried to fuck on Lyra
>>18445516Post proof then?
>>18445516>weStop pretending to be Stephanie chads.
>>18445516why did you just reply to your own post?
peedub having fun with birb tonight
>a bunch of 0 reply threads that he made himself
>PEEDUB IS HAVING FUN
you got exposed hard by the crowd tonight lil guy
>>18445567>>18445630>>18445644touched a nerve? you're a plague on this board schizo
How could triple nose do this to us bros? She was supposed to finish the story ...
>>18445714So you have no proof?
hahahahahahahahahaha what a titleless pinned loser pig bitch
>>18445740>lil bro thinks he's in front of a court lol
nobody needs proof to realize that you're a sad samefagging retard
>>18445769Guess that settles it then. You have no instance of us shitting on /vaq/ whatsoever. Meanwhile I went out of my way to try and save your thread from being slid and you had a melty over it.
>>18445630Stephanie chads hate Lyra sorry
>>18445769No, we're not samefags here. Unlike your joshi generals with copy pasted reddit comments to fake engagement
>>18445816>>18445823>we're not samefags herethis is the worst thread of all times to make that argument kek
keep trying to deflect, nobody gives a fuck, everybody who just glances at the board once in a while can realize that you absolutely shit it up all the time
>Falling for Iyoschizo larping
Don't reply to him
>>18445949>thread of all timesGMS
every accusation is an admission with you
>>18445949You're trying too hard to make this one sided fight a thing. Since you have posted no proof of us shitting up the /vaq/ threads, I'll take this as your concession. Come back with proof or eat this L. This is the last (you) I'll give you until then.
>>18445999>>18446004lmao
anyway, i'm glad this shitter lost, too bad she took that long to do it kek
>>18446053Kek it's so over for Lyra. Her not going over just proves Haitch gave up on her finally. She really needed that W
>>18446038I don't give a shit about your deflections lmao you're an insufferable dumbfuck and you're never gonna convince anybody otherwise kek I don't even know why you bother
>>18445822Based and true. Lyra wishes she could get a fraction of the reaction Steph gets
>>18446088Why did you just reply to your own post?
>>18446124Piggo Sty will never win a title again after she lost it to a Black woman
>>18446088I really hope so, fuck
There's like 10 regulars on this board btw
>>18446131you've been doing that this entire thread, vaqbros shitting on your dumb head is as organic as the lack of reaction your favorite shitter gets kek
>>18446172Your 10 split personalities don't count ya psychopath
>>18446172that's 9 too many for the lyratranny to handle
>>18446136I don't see what any of this has to do with Lyra being a dimeless failure
>>18446188So not at all? We all hear the woos every week but you're the only one that doesn't
>>18446088I'm still curious about what's next for her because she can't challenge Becky anymore and that was a ceiling being hit
>iyo loses
Iyobros just carry on iyoposting because Iyo is one of the top girls who will still be featured heavily.
>birb loses
Hoggers has a complete boardwide meltdown because he knows that it's over. An entire year wasted trying to get the birb over until Haitch finally pulled the plug.
>>18446286A very dimeless feud with Bayley. That shit won't even make a PLE.
>>18446255hahahahahaha
oh god
>>18446286jobbing because there are like at least 3 women that need a push on the main roster and almost as many coming up soon from NXT
Anyone get a cap of Birb's g-string slip?
>>18446315Hey it's Bliss poster, why do you hate Sashit so much? (Everyone does just like Lyra to b honest)
Kek
https://x.com/moneemorgan/status/1952162786739380394
>>18415706 (OP)She's beating Tiffy
>>18446680Lmao imagine actually thinking this
>>18446763using this (admittedly based) image and filename kinda confirms the samefagging allegations against you btw
alright I'm finna bake a new one
>>18448522I was waiting for the SummerSlam pics to come out but I'll use the one from the post above yours
>>18445415I felt bad for her when this happened.
>>18448583aight never mind you do it
>>18446286It's rather obvious that the story will continue with Bayley, no?
