Thread 18415706

BECKY STOMPERS EDITION!!!

SummerSlam is almost here! Lyra has earned the J word pass after being acknowledged by Asuka! (We love you GOAT!) She also debuted her newest weapon last Raw - a pair of platform shoes she lovingly dubbed the "Becky Stompers". Though they may appear innocent at first glance, a closer look reveals the ingenuity of avian warfare - the Birbcast reports that our beloved canary has reinforced the Becky Stompers with small plates of titanium in order to turn her iconic kick combo into a devastating assault! The Becky Stompers have taken the world by storm and will likely be the talk of town for a good while to come! Will /ourbirb/ win against Becky and become the first ever two time women's IC champion? We shall see!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will be haunted by a lingering feeling of not being able to sneeze. How infuriating!

Previous: >>18385541

RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Bayley and Lyra tag match highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpXxxwnzuLY
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
Evolution highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSHiYY5_eM

Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

'luv Lyra
'luv Becky
'luv Tatum
'luv Bayley
'luv Asuka
'luv Kairi
'luv Sol Ruca
'luv Blake Monroe
'luv Stephanie Vaquer
'luv Tiffy
'luv Liv
'luv Rhea
'luv Giulia
'luv Chelsea
'luv Roxy
'luv Raquel
'luv Natalya
'luv Alexa
'luv Charlotte
'luv IYO

>>18415768
>e-drones
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18415730
The most perfect woman in the world

CUTE!

Pits of Valkyria

>>18416242
her best feature (barely beating thighs)

>>18415706 (OP)
i luv this birb!!!!

>>18416296
everyone is saying this

>>18416589
BASED

>>18416589
>Shinno stompers

>>18416242
>Pits of Valkyria
sounds like the name of a doctor who episode from the 1970s

>>18416645
It's a classic Dreamcast RPG that was later ported to the GameCube.

>>18416665
Shut the fuck up. Lyra will never be as great and timeless as Skies of Arcadia.

>>18416680
ye she will surpass everyone

>>18416677
smdh she didnt even pan down and show us the becky stompers

>>18416677
Lyra and her coffee.

Denise is so ugly lol.

>>18416809
thats not how you spell "IYO SKY"

>>18415768
very loving general

>>18417306
Looks like Roxanne.

>>18416772
Cappuccino Birb

>>18416589
She's gotta keep these on during sex

>>18417743
$50,000 for a night with Lyra!

>>18417743
it's finna sell out

>>18415706 (OP)
>cheesy jig
>"Deez ahr mah Becky stompersss!"
Fuck's sake, I'm really trying to like her.

>>18415768
Based woman-lover

>>18418594
Chloe Grace Moretz but a little fucked up

>>18415768
Natalya but no Bianca. Oof.

>>18418594
That reminds me, don't they usually do these streamed events prior to shows nowadays? Was there one today?

>>18415706 (OP)
Cancel the Lyraverse now. What chants and cheers for Becko prove this angle has failed.

Kickoff show is live. Might get more birb!

>>18419609
Her smile seems forced. She looks a little wary here. I wonder why?

>already page 5
This is getting tiresome, the mods need to do something about the spam already.

>>18419882
They ignore this board.

becky stompers should be on my face desu

Kek

>>18419675
never relax

>>18420209
she keeps on delivering with these reactions

Lyra will win

>>18415768
No need for the ' here, luv is not short for anything like 'ate is

Lyra dancing?

>>18421953
birdchads are so talented

https://www.dollskill.com/products/gingham-platform-sneaker?cf=blue
Becky Stompers now sold out in most sizes btw

ill be honest i dont really watch wwe or even aew i just see lyra being posted around sometimes and think she seems pretty goofy and i find that endearing

>>18423009
kek what a draw

>>18423009
Seems like Birbamania ran wild on those inventories, brother.

>>18423038
To be fair we’ve seen Becky vs Lyra already.

https://x.com/_denisesalcedo/status/1951376965639762174?s=46

cute bird lady

Lyra's picture perfect thighs

>>18415706 (OP)
orthopedic shoes builds nice legs.

>>18421178
Many believe this.

>>18419609
My beautiful wonky eyed wife

>>18418621
what are you implying anon?

>>18423117
She's coming around on being called bird lady

Need Lyra to rub my willy and bollocks with the Becky Stompers
Not my proudest post but it’s tough to get the jollies off now that keith starmer banned porn

borb

ONE DAY UNTIL LYRASLAM

>>18423009
Those are cheap as hell, I always laugh when wrestlers gear turns out to come from cheap Chinese crap

Bad news. Lyra's nepo dildo lost to a girl https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1mfld6u/rayne_leverkusen_won_mvp_at_the_wwe_summerslam/

berb

>>18415706 (OP)
Iyo clears

>>18426933
The buffet table maybe

>>18426984
Kek

>>18426984
LMAO

>>18426984
KEK!

>>18426984
Iyosisters how do we recover

>>18426984
lol

>>18426984
lmao

>>18426915
Why did they allow this as the final take? Someone in production is trying to bury her

>>18426984
lmao

>>18427350
Because she’s cute and can get away with it.

>>18426984
kek roasted that pig

is this most mental thread on 4chan or what lol

>>18427754
Good.
Morning.
Sir.

>>18427761
good afternoon, you want some company or you prefer I leave you alone to type one word replies every 5-6 minutes?

Why is Rajdeep mad?

>>18427825
He tried to talk shit and couldn't handle the bants.

>forgot to change typing styles
oops lol

>>18427989
Good morning sir.

>>18427994
you're starting to repeat yourself, inevitable indeed

io

>>18428175
wrong thread?

sakipopo

Birb is wrestling tomorrow, right?

>>18429104
afraid so

>>18429338
Aww rip, but I guess that's fine since night 2 is always the more important one.

shant be watching tonight

>>18427656
She's barely mid and looks like a 40 year old lesbian

Is Birb not even on tonight? What am I doing watching this drek

>>18425569
I was starting to find the birb okay, but she's making it difficult because she has shitty taste in music.

>>18423117
birb bitch needs to fuck off

>>18415730
Lol she's so cute, I want to put her in a STFU

>>18431395
She's wrestling tomorrow's

>>18431453
nah you are

>>18431395
She's wrestling tomorrow

>>18431359
>>18431453
Gonna cry?

Kek, what a cute, adorable and BEAUTIFUL joshi!

>>18432106
megadraw

>>18432106
Kek what a star.

>>18432013
the j-word makes him seethe kek

>>18432500
He's been so mad over Asuka giving Lyra the j-word pass KWAB

>>18432106
thats a level of queue where if i walked past and saw it i'd think ehhh maybe i'll go see what piper niven is up to and come back later

0 POP IN PREVIEW XDDD CANT WAIT FOR YOUR COPES TOMORROW

soon

i'd subject my dick to Becky's ass just so I can see Lyra suck my cum out of it. Only way I'd like the birb.

>>18433143
don't care
didn't ask plus you're not white

>>18433181
What does the fact that I'm black have to do with anything?

>>18433031
gonna bump the wrong thread again and then delete it like a bitch?

>>18433297
KEK

>>18433127
ULTRA BASED

Night 2 seems a whole lot more interesting than night 1

imagine trolling the Iyo general for months of your life all because Lyra Valkyria isn't over

>>18434994
Projecting again?

>>18435012
kirdblt

Lyra Valkyria isn't over and never will be

>>18435467
>t. increasingly nervous man

>>18435606
very odd that he seems so worried about her popularity

Soon.

>>18433127
unless Bayley screws Lyra over :(

Would someone please find me a photo of her feet

she's going to get a gigapop when she wins tonight

dunno why you would even wanna look at da toes anyway when you can look at da becky stawmpers instead anyway

Becky Stompers

Aoife.

nepohogtrannies bumping their shit thread with one word replies? kek how pathetic

Ready to do the job tranny?

>>18438153
eeeefa

>>18438373
>>18438656
Very mad.

no pop incoming

imagine trolling the Lyra general for months of your life all because of two measly matches and Iyo having no title

the crowd will cheer becks and boo lyra

>oi i got me becky stompers on i do
kek what a fucking geek

Thank you for bumping the thread Anon

Thanks again.

>>18438689
kirdblt

Thanks.

>>18438153
We don’t say that name here

>>18438689
We don't even have to do anything to make him mad either, he gets upset at his own headcanons

>>18439378
Like the post above yours

Most people don't even talk about how trash Lyra is because she sucks so bad and is irrelevant.

One loss.

And yet he proceeds to talk about her non stop for over a year

How many losses?

>run some errands
>come back
>he's still seething

>>18439698
It was actually two, Queen of the Ring and the inaugural IC tournament

>>18439704
Wow!

>>18439704
The fact that Asuka gave Lyra the j-word pass has really struck a nerve with him. Afraid so

Joshi excellence.

This hoe isn't a joshi. SHe's a basicv bitch white girl. She never even did a tour in Japan becasue she's a no talent irish nepohog.

Asuka was putting over her long time friend Bayley becasue Bayley is being buried by WWE front office for not signing a new contract. Asuka and Bayley are drinking buddies. Bayley even held Asuka's hair while Asuka was vomiting in the parking lot.

>>18439765
cope
the joshis love their fellow joshi Lyra

>>18439759
Yikes.
>>18439765
We love Asuka here.

lyra has lots of friends

No one likes or hates Lyra (stupid name) because she's so irrelevant no one cares enough

>>18439803
Kek what a special group.

>>18439803
jesus christ, stephanie

>>18439826
Imagine Stephanie and Bayley twerking in front of you FUCK

>>18439804
Then why do you seethe about her constantly?

Someone post the webm of the tour bus party. She's sitting with Asuka and Kairi iirc.

J-word pass? Earned. Afraid so.

>>18439880
WELL WELL WELL

Lyra didn'/t pray with the Christian players becasue she's spirtually jewish. https://www.instagram.com/p/DM0F3_rsCXN/?img_index=1

>>18439982
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

does this mean lyra is relevant in /kabuki/ because it kind of looks to me like you could certainly make an argument for it

>>18440043
/kabuki/ posts Xia Li a lot so who knows

>>18440043
I think /kabuki/ only accepts asians

>>18440303
I’m sure they’ll accept Lyra solely because it makes the Iyofag mad and I’ve seen the Iyofag spam the /kabuki/ general and laughing at /kairi/ when the general died at like 150 posts. Which is also ironic considering the Iyo general died at 140 a few weeks ago.

>>18440326
I'm pretty sure there's a major overlap between /iyo/ and /arrrr/, most of the users in those are probably the same

>>18440339
It’s honestly just one Iyofag. I think. He’s been attacking Lyra asuka and kairi.

>>18440348
Kek he already ran to /kabuki/ to whine

>>18440492
Yeah he lurks here and then posts shit he gets mad at over there. Remember, he laughed at kairi fans when their general died so I dunno why he’s pretending like he’s a friend of theirs.

Today.

>>18440859
Man I'm excited. This should be a really entertaining night.

>>18440929
Night 2 has the better card for sure

>>18433031
WHAT I TELL YOU??? NO POP KWABBBB

LYRA TITS

Monster pop for our girl

our girl all over that video package

Someone please post Lyra's lovely cleavage please. She looked wonderful arriving.

>>18441736
I missed the beginning, did she actually?

>>18442148
Thanks!

>>18442148
we don't post our selfies here

Ngl the TLC match is sawdust kino

Lyra up next

birb

ITS TIME….FOR NO POP AGAIN XDDDD

Here we go

it's finally time

NO POOOOPPPPP

Absolutely no pop KWAB

WOO

loud woos, as per usual

>DUN DUN DUN
crickets
>DUN DUN DUN
crickets

>>18444047
>>18444047
>>18444047
>>18444047
NEW

>>18444062
I fucked up lol wrong thread

>>18444089
it's ok Birbbro

>>18437185
Would suck those toes

kek birb apologized to the photographer she threw bex into

holy shit the crowd keeps wooing

A lot of mean comments in the gamethreads

hahhahhahhahhhahahhahaah it’s so over she’s dogshit

They're stuck in a hug

>>18444435
Oinko Sty lost

>>18415706 (OP)
I think Lyra is shoot stuck kek

>>18415706 (OP)
Fucking Superbird booking in this match, Lyra's doing some Jeff Jarrett in TNA shit

>>18444667
you're so mad lol

>>18444489
Cry faggot XDDDD

ryonachads is gonna like this match

AND NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

KWABOTY

LMAO EAT SHIT BIRBVERT

>>18444834
>>18444846
Where's Piggo Sty's title btw?

You got exposed hard by the crowd. They loved Lyra. KWAB!

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

Good match, Lyra is one of the best workers in the fed

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
>All those no reactions
The cherry on top

>>18444982
Why can't you tell me where Iyo's title is?

We wish you the best in your future endeavors Lyra Valkyria your dream to be All Elite will come true

Kek birbcord having a melty!

>>18445070
Good morning sir.
>>18444982
Iyofag keeps larping as a liv fan when he cried over Liv beating her in house shows.

I don't know If I should feel bad for you guys but then I remember you guys were shitting our general when it was alive so I feel happy that Lyra lost.

>the crowd was way more into this match than any of the ones before
I guess that is why he is so upset. This cute joshi legend keeps having banger after banger.

>>18445132
We didn't do any of that, and you know it. I even bumped it to save it from being slid once and you had a meltdown over it. You got worked by Iyoschizo.

>>18445134
beautiful birb

>>18445132
proofs?

No wings in entrance, no birb stretch, no german suplexes, no gutwrench powerbomb, the only leg drop had barely any camera coverage.
Really wanted a clean win. We'll look back at tonight and laugh when she's in the big title picture.

>>18445178
though the crowd was into it when she got freed from the zipties. Notable pop, the crowd was behind birb

If I was front row and Lyra was trapped over the ring post with her pits exposed I'd have jumped the barricade and molested her with my tongue

this bitch is way too cute to suck as bad as she does
sorry birbbros

>>18445132
>Steals Bailey in your path

>>18445345
kino shot

uh

>>18445415
damn that prop tried to fuck on Lyra

What an embarrassment

>>18445132
this
>>18445173
we saw you bro

>>18445516
Post proof then?

>>18445516
>we
Stop pretending to be Stephanie chads.

>>18445516
why did you just reply to your own post?

peedub having fun with birb tonight

>a bunch of 0 reply threads that he made himself
>PEEDUB IS HAVING FUN
you got exposed hard by the crowd tonight lil guy

>>18445567
>>18445630
>>18445644
touched a nerve? you're a plague on this board schizo

How could triple nose do this to us bros? She was supposed to finish the story ...

>>18445714
So you have no proof?

hahahahahahahahahaha what a titleless pinned loser pig bitch

>>18445740
>lil bro thinks he's in front of a court
lol
nobody needs proof to realize that you're a sad samefagging retard

>>18445769
Guess that settles it then. You have no instance of us shitting on /vaq/ whatsoever. Meanwhile I went out of my way to try and save your thread from being slid and you had a melty over it.

>>18445630
Stephanie chads hate Lyra sorry

>>18445769
No, we're not samefags here. Unlike your joshi generals with copy pasted reddit comments to fake engagement

>>18445816
>>18445823
>we're not samefags here
this is the worst thread of all times to make that argument kek
keep trying to deflect, nobody gives a fuck, everybody who just glances at the board once in a while can realize that you absolutely shit it up all the time

>Falling for Iyoschizo larping
Don't reply to him

>>18445949
>thread of all times
GMS

every accusation is an admission with you

>>18445949
You're trying too hard to make this one sided fight a thing. Since you have posted no proof of us shitting up the /vaq/ threads, I'll take this as your concession. Come back with proof or eat this L. This is the last (you) I'll give you until then.

>>18445999
>>18446004
lmao
anyway, i'm glad this shitter lost, too bad she took that long to do it kek

>>18446053
Kek it's so over for Lyra. Her not going over just proves Haitch gave up on her finally. She really needed that W

>>18446038
I don't give a shit about your deflections lmao you're an insufferable dumbfuck and you're never gonna convince anybody otherwise kek I don't even know why you bother

>>18445822
Based and true. Lyra wishes she could get a fraction of the reaction Steph gets

>>18446088
Why did you just reply to your own post?

>>18446124
Piggo Sty will never win a title again after she lost it to a Black woman

>>18446088
I really hope so, fuck

There's like 10 regulars on this board btw

>>18446131
you've been doing that this entire thread, vaqbros shitting on your dumb head is as organic as the lack of reaction your favorite shitter gets kek

>>18446172
Your 10 split personalities don't count ya psychopath

>>18446172
that's 9 too many for the lyratranny to handle

>>18446136
I don't see what any of this has to do with Lyra being a dimeless failure

>>18445415
Kwab

>>18446188
So not at all? We all hear the woos every week but you're the only one that doesn't

>>18446088
I'm still curious about what's next for her because she can't challenge Becky anymore and that was a ceiling being hit

>iyo loses
Iyobros just carry on iyoposting because Iyo is one of the top girls who will still be featured heavily.
>birb loses
Hoggers has a complete boardwide meltdown because he knows that it's over. An entire year wasted trying to get the birb over until Haitch finally pulled the plug.

>>18446286
A very dimeless feud with Bayley. That shit won't even make a PLE.

>>18446255
hahahahahaha
oh god
>>18446286
jobbing because there are like at least 3 women that need a push on the main roster and almost as many coming up soon from NXT

Anyone get a cap of Birb's g-string slip?

>>18446315
Hey it's Bliss poster, why do you hate Sashit so much? (Everyone does just like Lyra to b honest)

Kek
https://x.com/moneemorgan/status/1952162786739380394

It's over

>>18415706 (OP)
She's beating Tiffy

>>18446680
Lmao imagine actually thinking this

>>18446763
using this (admittedly based) image and filename kinda confirms the samefagging allegations against you btw

use this for the next OP

alright I'm finna bake a new one

>>18448522
I was waiting for the SummerSlam pics to come out but I'll use the one from the post above yours

>>18445415
I felt bad for her when this happened.

>>18448583
aight never mind you do it

>>18448716
>>18448716
>>18448716
>>18448716
NEW

>>18446286
It's rather obvious that the story will continue with Bayley, no?