Thread 18417313

Unreal made me scared of Cena. He acts positive all the time, there's no way he is actually like that on the inside. Feels like he could snap at any moment and do a Benoit

>>18417313 (OP)
Him and the rock are the rare cases of male BPD

>>18417313 (OP)
well cena is a shoot psychopath just like the codester

>>18417313 (OP)
I think his first divorce really fucked with his head. He legitimately wasn't the same guy even in wrestling inring or promo wise. Bitches really ruin your psyche.

>>18417313 (OP)
Something seems off about him. His appearance on the Shannon Sharpe podcast made me uncomfortable. He’s very scripted and robotic, like he’s always trying to be liked by everyone in a forced, desperate way. His humiliation rituals have started so who knows what stupid shit he’s going to show up in next.

>>18417313 (OP)
Sounds like Nikki dodged a bullet

Didn’t finish the show but I saw him acting real nice while signing shit for fans pre-turn. Made me wonder if he still acts like that during his heel run?

>>18417313 (OP)
I predict he does some heinous act post retirement

>>18417313 (OP)
I genuinely think Cena is playing a relevant character whenever he's being filmed. His total divas character is not his movie/series promoting character and isn't his taking about the wwe outside of keyfabe character and so on.

>>18417313 (OP)
He's clearly autistic.

>>18417313 (OP)
What would a John Cena manifesto look like

>>18417613
Chat GPT slop word salad corporate speak

>>18417613
It would be a one liner in newspaper cutouts glued onto a big A0 paper 20 times.
"Should have seen me"

>>18417613
>The name is John Cena and the slogan is "You can't see me" - y'all had no idea just how true that is. I murder my first hooker in 2001.

>>18417552
Problem is he is always being filmed

>>18417468
He's a psychopath, plain and simple. Not as in the movie psychopath axe wielding serial killer type, he's just completely detached from any sort of empathy and his only goal in life is to be successful.

I mean think about his miserable his life must be, he's in his 40s, single, has a large house he never visits, and is constantly on the road or on flights to do media shows and film movies for money he can't ever enjoy. Him acting robotic and corporate is just part of that

>>18417836
better than collecting stamps at least

Hes just a very strange person, and we've known this for a long time. I don't think its autism because hes clearly very good at talking and social ques

Hes just an outsider, a very strange person. I don't think the psychopath accusations are right either because hes rarely malicious or antisocial, why would a psychopath visit thousands of sick kids

>>18417836
He has an indian wife and seems happy. He's not completely detached, just probably has nothing to complain about.

>>18417416
Psychopaths are based because what is a psychopath but merely a Tortured Soul? But in order to be a Tortured Soul, you’d have to have a soul to begin with.

SOCIOPATHS Have NO Soul, like Cody. Fuck CaWdy.

Blade was a Psychopath and Frost the Vampire was a Sociopath as he had no soul in the 1998 movie “Blade”. Learn the difference.

Cena needs to win.

>>18417836
I also think he’s gay or possibly asexual

>>18417874
Gay nah, asexual maybe and aromantic too. I just get the feeling he doesn't give a fuck and just has girlfriends because its something expected from him

>>18417862
you are using outdated words to explain your own biases
both of them have the antisocial stench on them and everything else is just your headcanon - what do i expect from a person using vampire movies as a reference, though?

>>18417313 (OP)
You just know hes on the Epstein list

>>18417853
>why would a psychopath visit thousands of sick kids
psychopathy doesnt have to be malicious per se
and if it is actual malice? lots of reason for a person like that to want a constant access to pain and suffering while getting lauded for it

>>18417893
Cena isnt antisocial. Neither is Cody. Punk is a better example of this stuff

>>18417893
Cena doesn’t manipulate people as often just to be loved like a faggot. That’s what CAWdy does. Cena actually does it for others, to ENTERTAIN. CAWdy does it for himself, to be WORSHIPPED (even though that faggot is not God). Cawdy doesn’t have the heart of a warrior and is just trying to be prom queen and look pretty. Learn the difference.

>>18418003
Cena is already 10 times more successful than Cody is so theres the difference. Cody is still working his way up the ladder while Cena is just basking in his popularity

>>18417961
Cody is a Sociopath.

>>18418017
Cent being more successful is no excuse for what Cody does. Cena never pulled the kind of shit Cody does when Cena was working his way up.

>>18417961
antisocial personality disorder, look it up

>>18418003
>cena actually does it for others
because he says so? this is headcanon

>>18418040
*Cena

>>18418052
No, not because he says so, it’s because he’s actually entertaining since he doesn’t take himself too seriously. When was the last time Cody was entertaining like Cena?

>>18418068
that just makes cena a better entertainer than cody, doesnt say anything about their actual motives

>>18418052
People ITT keep calling Cena antisocial and a psychopath but that doesn't explain why he has the world record for meeting make a wish children. And he gained very little from it career wise

I definitely think hes neurodivergent but not in a bad way, just fucking crazy about working and nothing else. Kinda like Vince actually though I do consider Vince a much more malicious

>>18417957
Optics for building his brand

>>18418096
like i already posted itt, psychopathy doesnt imply a malicious intent - its just a state of being
the make a wish thing could very well be just something he does for its own sake, just as it could have a more sinister reasoning
does it change anything? no
does he give off a hollow impression for people who have a sense for that brand of person? yes, and hes way too socially apt for something like autism

>>18418096
I think he is just a tremendously moral person insanely afraid of his own thoughts.
He has normal thoughts and desires and instead of accepting them, he's afraid he might be evil or something.

>>18418096
People who are hardcore about charity usually are doing it for themselves. Especially since he has a “world record” for how many sick kids he’s visited. I bet he viewed it like clicking things on a spreadsheet. Very detached and unemotional. I’m always leery of people who devote themselves to charity but do it a performative and public way

>>18418160
People will seriously still call it performative when John Cena visits a sick kid for the 500th time

All I’m saying about Cena is that when (not if) the allegations come out it will not be a shock to me
Can’t say too much but the man rapes the make-a-wish kids

>>18417853
>why would a psychopath visit thousands of sick kids
The answer will come out soon enough

>>18418172
Philanthropy is the future of marking. Do you think WWE actually gives a single fuck about kids with cancer? So what makes you think Cena is anymore genuine?

>>18417313 (OP)
>Feels like he could snap at any moment and do a Benoit
hes such a massive prima donna boyscout that i don't think he would ever hurt anyone out of fear of losing everything he's ever worked for.

>>18418441
True charity is what you do for someone when other people don’t know about it. You don’t gloat about it on social media and stick a phone in a homeless person’s face or send a camera crew into a dying kid’s hospital room. That’s just feeding your own ego with transactional fake sympathy for a person you stop caring about once the filming stops. Him getting the world record for sick kid visits makes me wonder how low quality and meaningless those visits were and if he just trudged through them with false sincerity and showmanship so he could add the record to his personal brand.

>>18418432
Like, you never know, but Cena has never seemed like a diddler to me.

>>18417313 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38gcRZB-aXg
Miz hit the nail on the head here

>>18417728
>Should have seen me
KEK

>>18418068
Wouldn't Cody's podcast be a representation of him showing an effort in entertaining an audience?

My name is John Cena.
The name I use in the ring is John Cena.
My government name is John Cena.
Wrestling is the foundation of the house of my family relationship.
I grew up in a family of five boys, and wrestling was our conduit.
It was our connection system.
I appreciate this as my hobby.
It's the best of Imagination Land.
Not only did I do it during my free time, but I paid to do it.
So I would do this for free.
I just physically can't do it anymore.

>>18417853
psychopaths in reality are not like the movies, they're your surgeons and upper management people, cold, calculated, unconcerned. You might think they're just stoic but there's no light in their eyes, they don't kill people but they are just very off, people like cena, cody and tom cruise belong to that category.

Dave Meltzer: Autistic Good
John Cena: Autistic Neutral
Vince McMahon: Autistic Evil

You guys get worked really easily.

>>18418829
>doesnt understand social context
>gets insecure, calls it a work
common smark behavior

>>18418851
Everything in life is a work.

>>18418856
>maybe if i act aloof and mysterious my cluelessness wont be as obvious

>>18417728
Lmao

>>18418866
I accept your concession.

>>18419103
yet another zinger that sounds clever until you think about it for more than one second
are you that scared of actually engaging with the world?

He sounds so different on his Howard Stern appearance in like 2007, as if it’s a totally different guy. My theory is that he’s had some personal demons that came with the fame early on and that his personality change + his make a wish stuff are a kind of coping mechanism.

>>18418605
The Miz is so good at doing the Cena parody. He even gets the robotic slightly forward body tilt down.

>>18419129
are you actually that scared of engaging with a shower?

>>18419232
guess its my turn to accept your concession now

>>18419290
you're my bitch. every time i want you to reply you say yes sir.

>>18417313 (OP)
he's just a sperg acting normal all the time

>>18419301
breaking down that much already? you are quite easily gotten to, huh?

>>18419129
>>18419232
>>18419290
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>>18419463
>BOTH THESE GUYS
>FIGHT FOREVER
>BOTH THESE GUYS
>FIGHT FOREVER

>>18419463
like putty in my hands. child's play, really.

>>18419568
pears are pretty based

>>18419652
are you trying to portray a puppet master type figure, is that it? sort of modeled after your step dad or something?

>>18417853
>why would a psychopath visit thousands of sick kids
Many reasons. The joy in seeing someone innocent die. To move his merch. The same reason everyone donates to charity and makes it known. virtue signaling. Earning his spot with Vince by groveling, which he knows he doesnt deserve because he's an antidraw.

He gave me aspergers riddled Patrick Bateman vibes in Unreal

>>18417961
Agreed punk gave me NPD/ASPD vibes . Can't believe that guy has fans.

>>18419919
people always fall for narcissists, thats not new
its always grotesque from the outside looking in

>>18418640
No because the podcast exists to shill Vodka, himself, and make money from extra sponsors besides the WWE paying him to do it.

>>18417468
>like he’s always trying to be liked by everyone in a forced, desperate way
That's The Rock.
Cena is just a PR machine, he's robotic because he's memorized thousands of scripts and flips through them all at this point to better sell whatever he's shilling in the most vanilla way possible.
There was that time he mentioned a vintage porn when asked what his guilty pleasure movie was though, that was based

Reminder that Cena became fluent in Mandarin just to shill a WWE program in China that ended up flopping in a month

>>18419135
I'm guessing he got tons of girls pregnant during his peak and forced them to get abortions by paying them off and it hurt him somehow and he does the make a wish as penance or something along those lines he definitely didn't sound this robotic during his peak years

>>18418003
Schooled that racist ass

>do a benoit

be executed by the mafia and blamed for the murder of his family?

>>18420255
Because he said Taiwan is a country and ruined his efforts in thirty seconds