Night 1
>Gunther vs Punk
Short build, Punk is washed and was never really good to begin with, but I still think this will be a solid match. Gunther wins.
>Raquel and Roxanne vs Charlotte and Bliss
Should be fun as long as it doesn't go too long. Also hopeful Liv might show up to do something. Charlotte and Alexa win
>Sami vs Kross
Kross is over with me, but his matches suck and Sami is just awful in all ways. Sami will probably win and no one will care.
>Tiffy vs Jade
Piss break/get food match. Jade wins
>Roman and Jey vs Bron and Sneed
I wish this was two separate singles matches, but they're obviously saving Bron vs Roman for Mania. I have a feeling this is going to be one of the "cinematic" style Roman matches which will suck even though Bron is dimes. Roman will pin Sneed, and then get taken out by Bron after the match so he can disappear again.
>Orton and Jelly Rolls vs Drew and Logan
I think this will honestly be the best match of the whole show as long as Mr. Roll does not completely fuck everything up. Orton, Drew and Logan are 3 of the best, and Orton and Logan have already worked great against each other. Jelly Roll pins Logan in the most obvious finish of the whole show.

Night 2
>Dom vs AJ
Fun feud, but AJ just can't go anymore. I think it'll be passable at best. Hoping for the Livster to maybe show up here too. Dom wins
>TLC
Hopefully just a big fun spotfest for 15-20 minutes. No idea or real care who wins.
>Bloodline and Potato bullshit
No one cares.
>Naomi vs Rhea vs Iyo
Naomi is a fun character, but her matches aren't anything special, Iyo botches everything, and I'm bored as fuck of the eternal Rhea title shots. The mania triple threat was great though so hopefully this is good. Naomi wins.
>Cody vs Cena
Cody is a fucking dork, and Cena's heel turn has been abysmal, but I think with the street fight stipulation they can do enough bullshit to make this pretty entertaining. I still think the Seth thing is a work and he cashes in at the end.

Don't care

>>18418556 (OP)
Summerslam card?

I don't care about that, what i care about is that pink hat of yours

It should be mine

>>18418556 (OP)
>Sami is just awful in all ways
I don't see how you can say this. I can't really take this opinion seriously. Fine if he's not your favorite, but to say he's completely awful is just ridiculous.

>>18418648
He looks like shit. He wrestles like an indy shitter. He can't cut a promo. He's a fag in real life.

>>18418667
No, to say that the honorary Uce is awful in all ways is just something I can't accept.

Also you handwaved away the Lyra and Becky match which is one of the ones I'm most looking forward to. I've loved every previous match in this feud.

>>18418685
>Also you handwaved away the Lyra and Becky match which is one of the ones I'm most looking forward to. I've loved every previous match in this feud.
Trying too hard to shitpost and making it obvious

>>18418694
I think maybe you just don't like wrestling. If you can watch that match at Backlash and not enjoy it, I just really don't think much of your opinions.

>>18418701
I like wrestling which is why I don't waste time watching two charismaless women botch half their moves to a silent audience and then repeat it for the next 4 months

>>18418731
Well if you watched it, you'd know that Lyra and Becky had the best match on Backlash, best match on Money in the Bank, second best match on Evolution, and I know they'll have a great one on SummerSlam too. I'm also excited to see what happens with Bayley. I assume she'll interfere but I don't know exactly how it'll play out.

I Don't plan on watching either night

>>18418622
the pink hat wars unironically more interesting than summerslop

I will not be watching that slop

>>18418556 (OP)
Night 1
>Gunther makes Punk tap out, the Ring Fuhrer retains
>Charles and Alexa win to keep Charles happy after having to put off Tiffy at Mania
>Sami wins, HHH laughs at the Krossfags seething on twitter
>Jade wins
>Orton and Based Jellyster win
>Roman and Jey wins but just barely, Breakker still looks good in defeat
Night 2
>Cody wins, Seth injury is real, Cody gets his last run as a Babyface Champ and Cena turns babyface at some point after Summerslam
>AJ wins, but is just a transitional Champ for based Penta
>TLC is hopefully Chaos Kino, I think Wyatts win as they literally just won the belt
>Naomi retains for the same reason, she just won the belt, The Piggu takes the pin and Rhea continues the chase for the next couple months
>Fatu beats his Zesty Cousin, Big Based Jim appears and helps fight off the other Coconuts

I genuinely think the whole event seems pretty ass. Naomi vs Rhea vs Iyo will probably be the best match? That or the TLC match. Not that I think either of those matches are going to be amazing but it just shows how grim the card is overall.

it legit pisses me off that randy and drew are being reduced to a celeb tag match when we could have just got a big drew vs randy match if they hadn't already done it at SNME. also drew or randy are probably getting pinned which makes me seethe. fuck I'm so sick of HHH man

>>18418556 (OP)
I really liked AJ with Asuka and Kairi on Raw in all ways.
>Good chemistry
>Good in ring
>Good looks together
>Fun
>GOAT combo move with AJ and Kairi
shout-out Asuka for pulling down the ropes

I hope judgement day runs in during the IC match and Asuka and Kairi come to help AJ

>>18418878
oh and forgot to mention because she sucks, but Lyra is losing

>>18418556 (OP)
Wow OP since you got your serious hat on. I honestly haven't watched any wrestling on TV this year since WrestleMania. I have watched the pay-per-views so
> kind of want to see punk win the belt just so they can get over with it already cuz I think he's only going to win the belt once if he's going to win it ever again so they might as well just get it over with. I think it should be a decent match but it's not going to be on the same level that it would have been if punk was younger. Also could be okay with Gunther winning. Really 50/50. Don't care
>I don't give a shit about this match but I do want Raquel and Roxanne win. I can't emphasize enough how much I genuinely hate Charlotte and refuse to watch anything she's attached to unless it's a Royal Rumble
> I wish Kross and his character had more screen time that was actually on American television and not commercial breaks most of the year I don't know if they've been featuring him more or not. I actually like Sami a lot but I want Kross to win
> Want Tiffany to win don't give a shit about this match at all can't fucking stand Jade
> No interest in this match because I don't care about Roman reigns, especially because he's never around anymore. Didn't care for him at all. The past fucking 13 years. Still don't care for him now. Don't give a shit in fact if anything he's diminishing Jeys fucking hype which I don't care for Jey as much as other people do and I don't hate Jey the way people do
> Who cares but it could be a decent time
> Give Dom the win. I'm all aboard the Dom train
> It's a TLC match so it should be decent. Hopefully it's an overblown mess in all the right ways
>Bloodline hopefully tama returns
>Dont care naomi
>Cody but i dont care

Punk needs the win more. Gunther will be fine

>>18418556 (OP)
>Gunther v Punk
Short build, i think Gunther will win and the feud will continue
>womeme
Charlotte and Alexa will win, they will capitalize on their popularity, its not often that the crowd cheers Charlotte after all
>Sami vs Kross
i think the same as OP i like Kross, and I've been done with Sami for 2 years now
>womeme 2
Tiffy wins, Jade will be back feuding with Naomi soon
>Bloodline vs Brons
Waste of Roman's time, it would be way better if any of the Brons faced Roman 1 on 1, Jey has go away heat with me
>Celebrity tag team
Jelly Roll wins, this will be my bathroom break match
>Dom v AJ
AJ will win, and Dom will go fuck around in AAA for a while
>TLC match
Probably the match that im looking forward to the most, Andrade and Rey will win
>Steel Cage
Solo retains thanks to Tama Tonga
>Rhea Ripley match
Bathroom break
>Cody v Cena
Cody will cheat, win but Seff will cash in

This is shaping up to be an Fine event

Also give me the hat

>>18418701
Post your forearm

>>18418556 (OP)
I predict I won’t watch

>>18418685
Sami singlehandedly gave WWE their one hot run of the decade so far.

>>18418556 (OP)
>Gunther vs Punk
The battle of humiliation rituals. Whose humiliation ritual is stronger? Saudi Jobber Punk or the technical wrestler who tapped out to Jey Uso? I do not know. I like Gunther more, so I expect Punk to win.
If Sethetty was going to cash in, it should be here, this is his belt, but I think it's a shoot injury and they'll push out the contract until he's better or until the last minute.
>Raquel and Roxanne vs Charlotte and Bliss
Charlotte and Bliss
>Sami vs Kross
Sami. Kross is out of the company by September 3rd.
>Tiffy vs Jade
Tiffy
>Roman and Jey vs Bron and Sneed
I think Pink Hat has this one spot on.
>Orton and Jelly Rolls vs Drew and Logan
No idea.
>Dom vs AJ
I hope this is some fucked finish and they end up walking out of this as tag partners or something funny like that.
>TLC
Too many shitters who can't see and too many suicide dives for someone to not be maimed here. Chiampa nearly killed Frazer with a dive in the last (?) multiman tag spotfest they were in. He'll try to finish the job here.
>Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
This will probably be pretty good actually. No idea who wins.
>Becky vs Lyra
Becky is going to blade and say it was a hard way before she does the job.
>Naomi vs Rhea vs Iyo
Don't they do this match at every show?
>Cody vs Cena
This is going to suck. Cody can't possibly win here, but if he doesn't he's a clown and shouldn't be getting another titleshot when he shows up again after being MIA for 3 to 6 months, but I think that's what's going to happen. Commentary will put over the Rock like he's going to show up. He will not. Cena will have no help at all, in fact, just because the WWE can't get anyone to show up. I don't know how the fuck you do this finish as a street fight. You can't even do the lolcenawins beltshot finish. It's fucked. They should just fire Cody after this, honestly.

Worst SummerSlam in my lifetime.

>>18418622
I still want the hat btw

>What are your honest thoughts on and predictions for the Summerslam card?

Literally could not give less of a fuck.

>>18418556 (OP)
>>Gunther vs Punk
don't like phil, shant be watching
>>Raquel and Roxanne vs Charlotte and Bliss
I like roxy and raquel. sounds like a fun match
>>Sami vs Kross
I hate sami more than phil and I'm pretty sure he is winning so I shan't be watching
>>Tiffy vs Jade
jade sucks, shan't be watching
>>Roman and Jey vs Bron and Sneed
all 4 of them are dimeless losers. Shan't be watching
>>Orton and Jelly Rolls vs Drew and Logan
Sounds like a fun match. I like Logan. Drew is getting pinned lol
>Night 2
>>Dom vs AJ
Also sounds like a based match. I like Drew and Dom
>>TLC
a bunch of gay losers, shan't be watching
>>Bloodline and Potato bullshit
>No one cares.
agreed
>>Naomi vs Rhea vs Iyo
I don't really like naomi, but she's going to retain via cheating. it doesn't make sense otherwise. She's probably going to be on the mat 90% of the match because she sucks
>>Cody vs Cena
I'll probably watch but the match is going to be ass

>>18418556 (OP)
>gunther vs punk
want: gunther
predict: gunther
idk why punk’s favored. they have to rebuild gunther by having him retain. there’s a good chance cackles interrupts even if he doesn’t cash in.
>roxquel vs charbliss
want: charbliss
predict: roxquel
i like both teams and mainly want charbliss to win because the judgment day breakup needs to happen.
>sami vs kross
want: kross
predict: kross
dislike both of them but sami moreso and i think kross can’t keep losing if this will continue.
>tiffany vs jade
want: tiffany
think: jade
love tiff and jade is complete unabashed dogshit. REALLY hoping they realize how bad she is.
>jey/roman vs bron/sneed
want: seth riders
predict: bloodline
the seth riders really need this if they are to be taken seriously but i doubt roman came out of hibernation just to job, gotta keep the jeets happy.
>randy/roll vs drew/logan
want: drew/logan
predict: randy/roll
just feels like a low stakes match to get the crowd going.

>dom vs AJ
want: dom
predict: AJ
i want AJ’s last run to be with a world title but i feel like this is the best they’ll give him. fuels the judgement day breakup if finn betrays him for his BC BROTHER.
>TLC
want: anyone but wyatts
predict: wyatts
the smackdown tag division was so good before these goobers ruined it, belt up literally anyone else. fraxiom i guess. but they have to be booked like god because MUH BRAY.
>solo vs jacob
want: solo
predict: jacob
this one’s tough to call. it’s a steel cage, solo’s goons can’t interfere so jacob is favored but i feel like solo could find a way.
>potato
want: neither
predict: don’t care
piss break. ideally becky wins so she can put someone else over later.
>naomi/iyo/rhea
want: iyo
predict: naomi
no way they take it off naomi so quick, idk how she’ll do it though. heel naomi is cool so i don’t mind. hope rhea eats the pin at least.
>cody vs cena
want: cena
predict: cody
i just feel like they wouldn’t do the rematch so early if cena was winning.