THE FUTURE OF WWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRWGy9CK2gY

>>18421452 (OP)
I can't stand Punk's fake fucking rehearsed lines and voice he has now since going back to WWE. In AEW he was real and cool still, in WWE he is a fucking fake faggot.

>>18421466
God, I miss her.

>>18421452 (OP)
at least shave to look somewhat presentable

>>18421484
Me too :(

>Future of WWE
>a washed-up old fart unintentionally parodying himself

sounds right desu

He should unironically win tomorrow. Where does champ Gunther go from here? Sami Zayn again? Jey forever?

>>18421466
>>18422254
The real question here is, who's the balding guy? Her father? The autistic older brother/cousin? Her sugar daddy?

>>18423934
WWE having zero roster depth is not the fault of the champion.

>>18423972
Her Dad

>>18424068
No one said gunty is at fault for anything

>>18424071
What a lucky father to have a beautiful trans daughter like that

>>18424068
Kinda is since they wasted time pushing the worst champions like gunther

>>18421466

>>18423924
exactly

I did not watch unreal but from what I can gather, they did a spot where he face times a young wrestler and pretty much says "if you are my daughter I'd fuck you"

>>18421452 (OP)
Good Lord, I'm not saying Punk doesn't have some great promos in the bag or that 999 out of thousand times he'd verbally crush me but I think I could have done a better promo drunk than what ever that was.

>>18424939
I cut better promos in the mirror than you ever could, jack

>>18421452 (OP)

>>18425795
where does he rank among the funniest looking humans of all time /pw/?

>>18421466
Cutie pie

>>18421452 (OP)
damn he old

>It's another "AEWtists beg for CM Punk to come back home like Spongebob in that one episode where Gary gets lost" thread

He's never coming back, get over it

CM Punk's promos are so mediocre if he's not talking about other wrestlers who are bigger stars than him.

Means that his character is useless for 98% of feuds and also means he can never be the top guy.

>>18426843
>I listen to chapel roan and doechi

>>18425795
that ass