SmackDown Gamethread 3

PYSCHO LOCO PYSCHO CLOWN
PYSCHO LOCO PYSCHO CLOWN
PYSCHO LOCO PYSCHO CLOWN
PYSCHO LOCO PYSCHO CLOWN
PYSCHO LOCO PYSCHO CLOWN

Penta botched multiple times and he is a heavyweight contender its fine

Iguana bros

I always feel bad when someone botches in their big main roster debut.

THIS IS A SHOOT

>>18421683 (OP)
I SAID TO PUT GAMETHREAD IN THE TITLE YOU FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

>>18421702
Me too

The iguana experiment is over

do NOT post the iguana botch

The botch wasn't even that bad, he made it pretty smooth.

>>18421683 (OP)
Mr Bitch killed the crowd lmaoooooo what a Reddit faggot

>>18421696
penta legit had both feet touch the ground when he was #2 in the rumble lmao

iguanabros...

back to wrestling in taco fields after that botch you painted Latin whores

CATHY!!!!! PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASEEEEEEEEE

>>18421683 (OP)
Welp that was the first and last time the AAA tag titles will be defended on WWE

>protect Iguana from the pin
based

>>18421713
Meds. Now.

>>18421683 (OP)
Steph looks so evil here kek

The botch cost him the match

Take it easy, was not too bad.
People still love Mr. Iguana

Psycho Clown is better than Mr. BOTCH and I'm sick of him not being over to the Americans

>every match now has a sponsor
>the ring mat has sponsors
>the fucking commentators have sponsors

This is WWE ADVERTISING EDITION

Based Hunter so desperate to make money since he can't afford to take lessons on how to get fans interested so he just advertises shit

Iguana can come back from a botch, there's no fixing the charisma vacuum that Priest and Black have though

>>18421706
Sorry darling, next thread

>>18421683 (OP)

>>18421711
His recover was great.

he’s breathing the deepest sigh of relief ever right now

>>18421696
He hasn't won a match on RAW since May.

That was fucking abysmal. I bet we don't see Iguana until the rumble.

Buddy stepping on a ring incorrectly cost him nothing because Tony paid him a lot.

Botch did kill the momentum of the match but angel sold the fuck out of his hand being bit

priest vs black
wow
thanks triple h

>>18421731
Nah, he's done. That botch killed the crowd.

>>18421737
samoan'd

remember when LA knight botched a top rope move and it got memoryholed? yeah

Someone post the botch

>>18421751
I still remember that. It was with Seamus right?

Damien priest is a faggot

18421739
he loosened the ropes before the match
only space for one meme wrestler in WWE

>>18421737
>all Samoans
>and Sami
kek

The problem with Iguana is he is like John Cena on steroids when it comes to the 5 moves of doom. Comes in, does lucha shit, clamps Iguana on the opponents hand, opponent attacks the Iguana, he enrages, hurricana and the match shortly ends. Every fucking Iguana match is like this. I think him botching stopped the "oh no my Iguana got attacked" part.

>>18421751
That wasn't LA Knight's debut tho

That was a worked botch to get Psycho Clown over (yes that is cope)

>>18421731
One botch is all it takes in the big leagues

Based Smackdown, two for two

>>18421751
except he got to do again the very next night and landed it

Why can’t they have fired different people? I watched Dolph Ziggler on TNA last night in front of 100 people doing done retarded segment. He’s more of a liability than Damien Priest and Zelina? WWE is going to be all Mexican in 3 more years.

>>18421763
And Paul Heyman

>>18421768
Hey it worked. I like Psycho Clown more than Iguana now

>>18421737
Reminds me of that pic of the NY Giants on the boat before they got annihilated by Aaron Rodgers and they fell into irrelevancy.

Who tf watches shows like the Rainmaker?

>negro 'music'
sigh

>>18421789
The only part I like is when it says Haduken

Who all's dying in the TLC match?

They should've spent that time getting the iguana guy over.

theyre trying to hard to make the tag teams relevant. i can never remember who has the belts on either show kek

>now that i watched WWE:Unreal i know that iguana is apologizing to los garza and triple h in gorilla position where the timekeeper, producer, triple h and bruce pritchard sit

>>18421796
Frazer, I just have a feeling...

>>18421702
Butterflies/nerves can fuck your focus up

>jigaboo rap
mute

Iguanabros I'm devastated. From now on you all will be shitposting MY HERO.....
It's so fucking over for real...
SE ACABO

smackdown's tag team division is fucking insane. it feels unfair for Raw. but then again, it's world heavweight championship is garbage with Cena.

>>18421784
You like him for his frazzledrip performance

>>18421796
I'm predicting at least 2 major injuries. 12-man TLC is just asking for trouble.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

DONGS RISE

>>18421796
street profits

>>18421801
Iguana is done.
Latins should get the fuck out of WWE, botching shitters

>>18421805
Thats one of the cool things about Unreal. I loved learning about gorilla

ALL RISE FOR THE SNACK BAR

>>18421812
Nunca ha empezado, anon

>>18421781
I realized that after I posted but didn't feel like correcting my retarded mistake lol

>>18421816
The tag team division in Smackdown fucking sucks, none of them are over they just have retarded insane matches, but no one pops for any of them

Aleister Black > Malakai Black

>>18421812
Anyone who listens to Cornette could see this coming a mile away. Expect Corny to have a victory lap on that cringe bitch.

>zesty taker is fucking lola vice
I think we all owe him an apology

PRIEST INFECTION

its so fucked one of the pretty deadly guys is injured because they coudlve been in the TLC match

Did this match ever happen before? Maybe on some random indie show in the mid 2010s?

>NO MAN IS EVER TRULY TRANS

Alright time for a piss break

Post the botches

NO DING IS TRULY DONG

>Gorilla position
>there is no gorilla in a position

Jersey Mikes >Jimmy John’s

NO ONE IS TRULY EVER DING

aaa
now aew

>>18421839
They always have the crowd hopping by the end. I don't understand why this always gets said.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

>>18421844
she's fucking his bussy at most
probably a beard

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY

>>18421839
They get pops DURING the matches and very loud “this is awesome” chants. But no one knows who any of them are aside from street profits and wyatts

Name Priest and Black’s new stable

>>18421834
Que triste

This is Paul's dream match

I LIKE THE VAMPIRE SHIT BRO

>>18421827
Kek

>>18421856
What was he thinking?

imagine flying from a shithole in Mexico to a shithole in New Jersey and botching like that?

>>18421839
yes bro i agree i would rather watch a 20 minute jey uso entrance than a good match

>>18421872
>House of BLM

>>18421839
MCMG not being over as fuck should get Paul fired by defacto

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY TRANS
YOU CUT OFF YOUR COCK AND BLAME YOUR PARENTS

>>18421839
>The tag team division in Smackdown fucking sucks
i dont know.. I really like the matches. MCMG grew on me too. they're just consistently good.

Black Metal Malakai Black was way cooler than shitty hardcore Alister Black

why is his song good

The only person more dimeless than Black is Priest.

i didn’t watch giulia vs zelina (was driving) how bad was it?

Reminder, this is side quest from Truth's revenge on Cena for some reason.

>>18421872
Femboys4Tomboys

NO DIMES ARE TRULY EVER DRAWN

He should go cry about niggers again.

>>18421882
Maybe if they didn't had some weird, non-standard tension on the ropes this would not happen.

what's the story?

>still no creak
don’t care

>>18421902
As bad as any other Vega match

>>18421839
The wrestling isn't actually over, the "this is awesome" chants are over.

Imma be real /pw/ros, I feel like I've been a Smackdown mark my entire life

>>18421902
Giulia carried that match

>>18421867
You think Lola likes to peg men? She seems very feminine to me

>>18421902
Good match. Zelina botched a lot but, they did some big spots at the end to sorta save it. Check it out.

>>18421872
The gaped gimps

where is ron

>>18421928
I hope so

>>18421901
DIY. Butch, Tyler Bate, the Creeds since the callup

>>18421924
Prove it, name your 3 most favorite years of SD.

>>18421911
Iguana stop you need to prepare your apology to HHH

>>18421922
Try to see the bright side, brother

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DING...

>Forgot Smackdown was on
>Missed Mr Iguana
FUCJ

>midget
>Talk guy that looks like a crossdresser
Triple h is terrible with wrestling

>assigned seating on planes is a new thing
is this reel? i haven’t flown in a while. even movie theatres have assigned seating. i would’ve thought planes would have had that for ages now.

>>18421873
Estoy muy malo ahora

>>18421944
The bright side is overrated, Jack.

Awesome show tonight so far!

>>18421964
Estoy muy "mal" ahora.

HEEM

>>18421959
Don't worry, you can catch it all on the next Botchamania >:)

He cute.

these 2 guys are so dimeless

MMMMMMMMMM

is HHH masturbating with this match?

>>18421983
why would it be on a simpson highlight show?

>>18421962
Southwest famously had first come first serve seating for decades. It was part of their marketing.

WE WANT TRUTH
WE WANT TRUTH

Damien Priest is the anti-thesis of cool and intimidating.

>>18421975
How is this shit allowed here?

>>18421992
Yeah people in gorilla with him are really uncomfortable right now

shades of baddasss

>>18421986
>LA Knight will never do that to you

>>18421937
That does sound kinda hit desu

>>18421983

>>18421999
SAVE US TRUTH
SAVE US TRUTH
SAVE US TRUTH

>>18422005
Why not go to HR?

Jimmy really needs to get a gimmick of his own. "No Yeet" barely worked to begin with and really doesn't work when he's on the same page as Jey.

>>18422005
>gorilla
wow a deepcut, you watched unreal too :)

Damn that knee fucked up Priest's lower teeth

I'm really enjoying this match

Buddy’s friend is kind of lame.

the botch obsession of loser smarks needs to be studied

They need to give priest a brujo Puerto Rican witchcraft gimmick

steel chair out of nowhere

>Match ends in BDSM foreplay
What is this shit?

Priest is turning into Razor Ramon

Joe Hendry being featured in the same graphic as the Undertaker is something i dont think id ever see

>ONE MORE TIME

>>18422030
Try to watch a ppv without botches

They look like the CAWs I used to make when I was a teen

ouch

umm, can we get some referees out here?

BASED heel Aleister Black. We need more villains in Smackdown

>>18422030
>nooooooo stop making fun of my heckin favorite playerinos noooo stop
Study that bitch.

Priest lower teeth is bleeding

Priest really sells getting wrecked incredibly well

that kick sounded painful

no man is ever truly good...

>Damien Priest vs Aleister Black
>BBC Match

STOP HIM GOD DAMNIT

NICK ALDIS HELLOOOOOOO??????? IS ADAM PEARCE RUNNING THIS SHOW OR SOMETHING

Black dinged Priests dong

Aleister's entire moveset is nothing but kicks and shit. How is Black Mass any different from the other strikes?

>>18422064
That's literally over half of his gimmick

NO MAN IS TRULY EVER BURIED

>>18422074
Ava is the show runner now.

tiffy do be ugly

>>18421975
Where the fuck is the rest of this? Fuck.

SEXOOOOOOOOOOO

jade fake pokies

TIFFY TIME

JADES NIPPLES

>>18421979
eh qué tratas de decir?

Timothy's face looking more manly than usual

You can see the full outline of Jade titty and nipple

TIFFY TIME

>>18422090
YUMMERS

how come they didnt censor this tho

This Samoan's theme is ass

How mad would he get if you called him Taller with the hard r

IT'S TRANNY TIME

TALLA TONGA

I wish black women were slightly less loud and smelled better

the fucking ads are unreal

Talla TonGOAT

TALLER TONGA

Giga Tonga

>Talla Tonga
>his gimmick is that he's tall

THE BIG BONGA

YOU CAN'T WRESTLE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

they are chanting this btw

>talla tonga
>he's tall

>>18422090
Captain Kirk looking bitch.

>ay yo dis heryah b uh yeah yeah yeah dis nigga be mah newest nigga
>ya'll be tinkin' we just got dem WIDE ass samoans
>nah nah nah nah
>we gotz us a NEW Tonga
>he be DA TALLA TONGA CUZ HE BE DA TALLEST TONGA

amazing story telling

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Damn Taller Tonga does look tall next to Solo

nice background animation but the text + music is so fucking dimeless

>name is Talla Tonga
>is a tall Tonga

Remember when Solo was a background character who never said shit for like 2 years?

>Tall Tonga

No Alexa and Charlotte tonigh?

>>18422126
>>18422131
Dimes

>>18422112
Twitter and Reddit would have a meltdown for sure

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>>18422115
Where do you live? Every black woman Ive ever met is usually wearing some nice scents

The tongans should break off or go to raw or something. Why are they all on smack?

>>18422134
doxxing anon, what the fuck even is that meant to be? The percent sign isn't part of an IP

>>18422134
>>18422150
Lol fuck off boggy

>>18422161
He's trying to avoid the mods.

I think Priest's jaw is legit fucked up

UH OH

>Trump
Kek they're gonna be steaming

WWE HALL OF FAMER TRUMP ON SMACKDOWN!!

TWITTER WON'T LIKE THAT

>mentioning trump in SD
REDDIT AINT GONNA LIKE THIS

>>18422170
No, no I know that
I'm just trying to work out what the percent sign is
It's not A
I've tried a few dozen attempts now with scripts

why'd they have a fake fighter that abused roids be part of that

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>Trumpedo
Really?

Surprised that no one boo'ed trump. that or the mic is off

yep you can hear the tranny seething

>Trump on WWE TV
Let the fireworks begin

HALL OF FAMER DONALD J. TRUMP

jade has pink nipples

>>18422183
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>>18422185
>>18422195
Good.

Aliester is unable to garner heat kek

Healthy children is... le bad!

Based Trump. Hate Triple Bypass.

Epstein Client list member and current president Donald Trump

Epstein fed

BASED TRUMPSTER MAKES AN APPEARANCE ON SMACKDOWN FRAID SO YOU FINNA LOVE TO SEE IT

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>Large James

I would cum in Jades brown and tight clam

>>18422195
can hear it all the way up here brother

3000 MORE SAMOANS.

Who’s got a bigger hog? Big Jim or Joe Tessitore????

he looks like a big Nakamura

Absolutely BASED MAGA

Just tuned in and rewinded to see Iguana and he botched, it's so fucking over

Yeah I'm out unironically fuck drumpf

Jimmy isn’t an Uso any more.

never saw Hikuleos stuff in japan how good is he?

>>18422226
Paul "President 48" Levesque

whats going on with the apron of the ring

>>18421683 (OP)
>GRACIAS

Every Smackdown is worse than the last it's honestly impressive at this point.

>>18422226
Trips for Prez, brother

>>18422242
set up for a cage

>>18422242
The pads aren't in the right spot.

>>18422234
Serviceable

>>18422229
One less tranny poster.

>The absolute silence of this match
>Suddenly drowned out by "FUCK YOU SOLO"

You can tell how dimeless this match is.

LMFAOOOOO CURSED ADS WTF

>>18422229
ywnbaw :)

I'm enjoying Farming Simulator 25, very comfy

>>18422215
My favorite post in the SD gamethreads every week.

>>18422260
Thanks for the update, crowd noise anon.

>>18422245
And you'll keep watching like a retarded bitch.

>>18422229
Awesome bro, I bet all the bitches are just lining up at your door ready to fuck you now

>>18422160
We don't wanf them on Raw. Matter of fact, you can have Jey back.

what's the main event? no idea what the cage is for

I am Indian

>>18422260
Sad because Jimmy is the better twin

END THE ADS

I am not Buddy.

>>18422294
ok buddy

>>18422272
Thanks for the (You), CUNT.

>>18422279
Jacob Fat2 is coming out and then… Rikishi.

>>18422229
NA NA NA NAAAAA

>>18422297
The super rookie is coming to Smackdown

Forgot to say Talla Tonga's entrance was pretty cool

>>18422270
based

NOOJ MENTIONED
FORBIDDEN DOOR?????

>New Japan mentioned again
Based

Who could possibly care about Jimmy vs Bloodline member for the 6th week in a row

remember when Drew got pinned by Jimmy Uso

>>18422332
Rikishi cares.

KWAB

not enough height on that chokeslam

Tally whacker Tonga

>Talla 'The Big Red Machine' Tonga

>>18422332
the nation of india

Shitty chokeslam. Jimmy sandbagged him

I miss Omos...

WRONG TONGA KEK

>>18422263
You will never be a man. Because you have no integrity.

>>18422339
Damn Rikishi killed Hogan? I thought it was a heart attack

SHADES OF 1992

Solo has the authority to hand a cage over the ring for this?

Solo lied? Noooooo

>>18422353

>that Jacob pop

FAATUUUUUU
INSALLAH

Why would the production crew lower the steel cage just because Solo asked them to do so?

Solo retains tomorrow.

>Samoan putting over a newcomer family member
Color me shocked.

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wtf is he wearing lol

joe tess keeps disrespecting the goat tonga loa

>>18422088
Gotta be a BFF(her pateron)

>>18422369
You could argue HHH is encouraging confrontations because muh ratings n shieet.

>>18422339
I would buy that woman a pint with a side of loaded fries.

>>18422382
I'd rather not get put on a list. Thanks, though.

>yea lick dat shit

FAAAAAAATTUUUUUUUUUUU

Why is Solo repeatedly calling Fatu a nigger?

HEY BAKER GO BAKE THE NEW BREAD I GOT SHIT TO POST

"Yeah, lick that shit"
I'm afraid Solo is getting over with me

Did Solo just say "lick that shit"?

Krossbros he was finally getting over...

>>18422113
MY ANUS IS READY FOR TRANNY DICKS

IYO

>>18422406
nah, he will get future endeavored

>333

kek what is that birb pose?

>>18422431
>>18422431

>>18422427
she poses like that before sex too

Are Pretty Deadly just getting released at this point? :(

Judgement Day is losing their belts this weekend

>>18422427
>when the acid kicks in

>>18422437
Ok, how you know? Are you her weird-looking fiancee?

>>18422245
Fuck off, Dave. Go suck Kenny's dick