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LIVE FROM: MetLife Stadium - East Rutherford, New Jersey
TONIGHT'S CARD:
>Womenโs Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss
>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM Punk
>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul
>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed
>WWE Womenโs Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill
>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros
AS ALWAYS, STAY LITTY.
Punk-Gunther is probably the main event for night 1, but who do you think is going first?, is it the celeb match?
>>18423703 (OP)>gamethread half a day before the show grim
>>18423860Watch Triple Bitch make womeme the main event
>>18423703 (OP)is this the WOAT summerslam card?
>>18423879if he wouldn't do it for rhea/bianca/iyo at mania he's not doing it for tiffany and jade of all wrestlers here, you know this is not going to happen
>>18423860it could be any of the women's tag match, women's championship match or roman match.
roman probably wants to leave early so he demanded the first slot if he's not main eventing. also it's not probably punk/gunther was confirmed main eventing night 1.
>>184239002008 was kinda bad
>>18423900>>18423703 (OP)i was considering going to this but the night 1 card genuinely looks really bad. night 2 on the other hand is almost all hits with only a single miss.
in addition to the TKO price gouging that's probably why there's so many night 1 tickets left, i would be surprised if this is a sell out.
>>18423703 (OP)post your predictions now boys
not necessarily who i want to win but who i think will win
we going 12 for 12 this year
>>18424042I would bet on this but Bet365 doesn't carry WWE in my country and I don't want to do the whole ID verification again with another site. Sad
>>18424042>charbliss>gunther>jelly roll and orton>the brons>jade>sami>lyra>solo>the wyatt sicks>dom>naomi>cody with cash in
>>18424053i don't gamble but i always check the betting odds, i like to know where the money is heading. here's odds from betus, betonline and oddspedia. mybookie has them too but their interface is annoying so no croppy.
>>18424311most are free money
OZZY TRIBUTE CONCERT BEFORE THE SHOW
Bros I hate 2 night events
>>18424881I do too. I hope it does shit numbers so they don't do another two night SummerSlam
>>18423703 (OP)Bliss/Flair
Gunther
Orton/Roll
Reigns/Uso
Cargill
Zayn
>>18423703 (OP)>SummerSlam Kickoff: August 1, 2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSAu9kRAWXs
>>18423860feels like a tag match will start the show, either the celeb match or women's tag first
I canโt wait for buddy to show up.
>>18423703 (OP)this is actual fucking dog shit i might watch the just as shit jewfc instead at least the main event is decent
>>18423703 (OP)Will be better than anything gAyEW ever does that's for sure
Not watching this. Will probably just digest this via Twitter clips. If Gunther loses to Punk tonight he may be KWABOTY. Gunther needs to win this clean to get the stink of tapping out to Jay at WM off of him
>>18425998how crazy would it be if Seth comes back for the cash in but Knight fucks him over
brehs should I eat my halo top tonight or tomorrow
>>18426026Drink it tonight it's mostly water anyway
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>DADDY PAUL DADDY PAUL IF HANGMAN HAS A BELT THEN I SHOULD GET A BELT TOO DADDY PAUL
>>18423703 (OP)>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kroswhy the fuck is this on the card
>>18426141>Give Kross a push!>NO DON'T PUT HIM ON SUMMERSLAM
Is there no NXT event today?
>>18426154Why would I want kross given a push? He fucking sucks
>>18423703 (OP)>metlife stadiumWhat happens if it rains???
>>18423703 (OP)>Womenโs Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa BlissLmao
>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM PunkI'm expecting some kind of interference shenanigans
>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan PaulMeh. Celebs are cringe, especially FAT ones. Logan is an entertaining wrassler though
>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson ReedInb4 uso coked up as usual
>WWE Womenโs Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade CargillNo thanks
>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion KrosMildly interesting. Kross character work is good, but he is mediocre in ring. His valet is hot
>>18423703 (OP)>Womenโs Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss>bathroom break>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM Punk>what's the story>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul>celebrity slop match>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed>match where everyone spams spears>WWE Womenโs Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill>this match has no heat>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros>whyGrim
god you guys are such nerds
any other sport has an event like this and everyone is just drinking and having fun
meanwhile you fags are sitting here nitpicking everything and whining
>>18426218i don't drink.
i don't do drugs.
Kross fans identify yourself
krosschad here
the white rabbit will be KARRION shitty sami tonight
i looked at the 2022 summerslam and it was so much better its actually crazy
I will watch for Lexi, Mexi, Randy, Drew and Bron
>>18426388Just look for people with Reddit on their monitor and no women in their bed
>>18423703 (OP)What time does the main card start?
>>18426464that show sucked outside of the main event
New York Giants haven't won a Super Bowl in 13 years yet WWE keeps overrusing their stadium for nothing
The only match that has a somewhat of a decent build is unironically AJ Styles vs Dominik. Everything else was slapped onto the card like 2 weeks ago with zero story
>>18426704It's in the NY metropolitan area, that's its biggest pro.
I'm looking forward to tonight. Night 2 is the clear Jannetty to me.
>>18426808AJ Styles said this is his last Summer Slam. Which means he will be somewhere else next summer, All In Wembley
i hope the undertaker shows up
>>18426814t. Frank Hassle
>>18423703 (OP)>Jelly vs PaulYeah iโm thinking kino
Am I going crazy or was the women's tag match not meant to be a street fight?
>>18427035ya trippin yt boi
>>18427070Sar, I must point out I am actually a Negro and not a White man, Sar.
>>18427148you fucking nigger
>>18423703 (OP)Iโm not watching this bullshit you stupid bitch nigger
>>18423900Mabel vs Diesel once headlined a Summerslam.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SummerSlam_(1995)
Itโs full of bad matches, including even for Bret Hart (he wrestled Isaac Yankem) The only reason itโs not the unanimous WOAT is because Shawn and Razor had another ladder match
>>18426165they have invested in some weather control devices, don't worry about it
What time does the slop start and what is the match order?
so seth's injury's a work right? he's going to cash in on punk
Reports from citizens in Dublin, Ireland about some pig noises coming from the local pedophile home.
>>18427374be a little more quiet
>>18427374keep it down then. you're disturbing the citizens of Dublin with your oinkin.
>>18427374stop oinking then
>Roman Reigns match opening the show
kek big Rome busting the classic Brock Lesnar in and out job. Calling it an early weekend. It's going to deflate the crowd for the rest of the show because the rest of the card is shit
>>18427281Only retards believe it's a work
>>18427404I thought for sure that Punk and Gunther would be opening the show, with Roman and co. taking the main event spot.
Just watched Summerslam with the Netflix open beta early access pass brought to you by Slim Jim
5 star show. The reset WWE needed. Canโt believe what happened in the main event
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They're opening with the Main Event lmaooooo. Crowd is going to leave early
>>18427415that's really dumb of them to do. they should at least put it in the middle of the show to incentivize people to stay and watch the show. I know i'll be turning it off after this match and going back to gooning and playing vidya
>>18427432Itโs to give a kayfabe reason why bronson and bron canโt interfere on Sethโs behalf in the WHC match after they get beat up in the first
>>18427447why would she comeback? wwe is better without her
>>18427441And because of that, I should tune in for the rest of the subpar show? Insane. Shan't be doing that
>>18427450https://wwestream.pag%65s.dev/
>>18427479everyone wanted LA Knight to win the gauntlet. Gunther vs Knight is a lot more interesting than Gunther vs Punk
>>18427488They had a dimes mini feud in NXT and itโs the super simple and easy to convey plot of the showman vs the purist. Hoping Seth distracts punk tonight and then they have Gunther feud with LA while Seth feuds with Punk
>>18427450Netflix to support the best company in pro wrestling
What did he mean by this, bros?
>>18427522>another cringe skull maskThese things always look more goofy than cool. When is he going to get a clue and realize this
>>18427526Nothing will look as goofy as his neck tattoo
>>18427536what's wrong with his tattoo
Only interesting matches today are Alexa and punk matches
Post Strattonian aesthetics
countdown to summerslam is live on youtube
>>18427564That is a male.
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god damn that's a lot of tarps
>>18427583Looking at this card, I understand why the demand isnt there
>preshow
>consolewarfags already bringing up shit that nobody who has sex cares about
grim, think I'll just get drunk now instead of waiting
>>18427583What's the attendance count for SS this year?
>>18427594Attendance not sure, but tickets "distributed" is around 40k. Stadium can hold 80k
>3 hour pre show
>no matches
Whatโs the point of these long ass pre shows? Canโt wait to watch the same recaps over and over.
>>18427612it's to get us hyped up
works for me
Reminder that Nikki Bella Injured her breast implant by dislocating it thanks to Piper Niven, but she was so high having fun and she continued til the very end in pain because is the toughest milf at the roster RN.
And she said that yesterday at her podcast.
>>18427564That is a man who was born with a penis
How does Wade keeps his voice healthy after doing commentary from 9 to 9? If I have to speak for more than 1 hr my throat gets all raspy.
Hey guys I was watching Buddy work out so Iโm sure heโs going to appear tomorrow or tonight.
>>18427628Yeah, something was off after Piper hit her after it.
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind
YOUNG PUNKS
GROW OLD
ZEST SABRE JR
>>18427694me when watching dynamite ratings go down the toilet
Tiffany without makeup is cute ngl
>>18427701me when trannymite isn't in my mind
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LOL WTF is that thing!!??!?
>>18423703 (OP)There's no reason for this to be two nights.
>>18427714there is, you can sell double the tickets
>>18427713That's a man, baby!
>>18427544It's very poorly done on top of looking cringe
A friend gifted me Diablo IV, haven't played since Diablo II, is it worth trying? or is it shit?
>>18427733your friend hates you wants you to have a bad time, wasteful time, an awful time, take that as you will
i hope you're not an adult talking about video games
>>18427746this is why ireland sucks, it creates faggots like (you)
>>18427744Surely it can't be THAT bad
Jackie wearing was too much clothes today
>>18427756did hogwheels turned antividya just because the aew game was ass?
Going to the store to grab some jamo
What snacks should I get for today, tomorrow?
Are there even preshow matches or is it just talking?
when does this actually start instead of their gay fake pregame show
>>18427773Good morning sir!
>>18427796I think 2 bongs, about 20 bings
>>18427793Wwe never does pre show matches anymore. Itโs been years since they had matches on the pre show.
honestly not feeling any hype
CM punk will win and Rollins will show up and cash in and win
>>18427713Both Tiffany and Bloke Manroe have squared man jaws but Tiffany edges out Bloke by a thin margin on looking more feminine
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>no shane mcmahon summerslam highlights
>>18427834Cannot refute this
>>18427802is that a yes then
>>18427784Get nuggies for Domโs match (unless itโs tomorrow save them for tomorrow)
>>18427815that's because the preshow takes place outside the stadium
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>Big E calls out Kevin Nash
https://x.com/leebayley200/status/1951727709484355817
do dom and phil have beef
>>18427746We are on a wrestling board on 4chan.
>>18427684Ba-doom-bop-da-boom-da-eema-eemah
Remember to join us on https://oysterstr%65ams.space/
>>18427878they're the two biggest chick magnets in wwe
>Rosenberg shilling the cheap seats
Uh oh...
>>18427877Dom just have a beef with everyone and he will end up like bret hart
any news on aunty blakes death yet?
>>18427852Zesty as always
FRAGILE PHIL BTFO BY TRAVIS
>>18427919No man is every truly bing
>>18427919just over 2 hours
>>18427931NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DID-DLY
I DO THE DING YOU NEVER DONG
AND WE WILL NEVER BE DIDDLY
>>18427877It's a total mystery
>>18427999Thatโs a kayfabe interview btw. I know you like to pretend Dom is serious because you jerk off to him but come on.
>>18427583Tarps are customary for all pro wrestling events.
>>18427999Kayfaybe Dom like your total mark retard that if he was wrestling on vince's days in 97, vince would put him against ron simmons and JBL
Jelly really did lose a lot of weight
>>18428012>wrestling is kayfabeNo shit retard
>>18428017yeah he did great
gotta love the rollster
>>18428012>>18428016what would shoot dom say?
>>18428018Youโre taking this shit seriously bro. Relax.
>>18428017itโs genuinely impressive
>>18427999Yeah but Dom never breaks kayfabe so his constant bashing of Punk could be a work. If it were a shoot, well we saw how well Punk handled that in AEW.
>>18428025>tells others to to stop jerking off over kayfabe >"you take posting too seriously"Sure thing mark.
>>18427999Dom is a secret Elite chad
>Sami Zayn vs Karrion Kross is your WWE Summerslam night 1 MAIN EVENT
How the mighty have fallen....holy fuck this is grim
>>18428053Main Event is Punk vs Gunther, get a clue
>all these trashy tatted up no name "celebrities"
Star power really has sunk hasnt it
>>18428030not really considering he cheated with ozempic
>>18428053no fucking way they main event over Roman of Phil
I'm a big Bayley fan and am sad that she is not booked. Her post from today with all the girls from the tryouts with childhood pics with her was very sweet
Does the show start at 3 or is Kickoff at 3?
>Cena actually worked /pw/ retards in a 5 minute promo that he turned face the day before Summerslam
>>18428090noone believed him yesterday
>>18428090/pw/ keeps keyfabe alive
>>18428099All the smarks were crying last night for hours
>>18423703 (OP)what happened to cardi b? I thought she was supposed to be involved
How do I watch this? When does it start?
>>18428140Preshow is on YouTube right now
>>18428123She's still hosting apparently
>>18428086>>18428140kick off now
main show in about 1.5 hours
Amazon position with Jade.
>we need to fill these seats so... youre le upgraded!
>>18424881I don't since I have nothing else to do on Saturday and Sunday most weekends
>>18427415There isn't a better way to get me hyped for SS, best opener.
>>18427450Netflix because my sister pays for it
I genuinely have zero hype for any of these matches. Im just gonna have to watch with an open mind and ignore the story
I'm happy Kross is getting a push
Who one the costume contest?
>>18428221>Im just gonna have to watch with an open mind and ignore the storyTLC needs no story.
>>18428176she makes my pp tickle and I hate niggers
>>18428233Kid dressed as Cody
What time does this shit end? I need to schedule a gooning session
>>18428140piss piss vagina sex dot sex undertaker
>>18428243Nice. Makes sense
Shan't be watching. Will be stroking my cock, edging until end of day. This is my last weekend before school starts up. I will be spending it emptying my balls
Why come there was so much more hype for wrestlemania despite this having a better card
>>18428030>>18428020>>18428017Holy shit I just saw. That's impressive
>>18428257Mania got zero threads
1hr 15min? For this filler bullshit? Id rather see more fans or something. Fucking gay.
>>18428268kinda makes you appreciate AEW's Zero Hour pre shows
>>18428257>why did the top PPV have more hype?
>>18428270>one way or the otherYeah
>>18428260And I love my wives
>>18428271Buddy won a zero hour match :)
Sami is a terrorist and he will admit it tonight
>>18428282heโll bomb summerslam for palestine
Have i missed anything notable on the preshow?
Kross is getting a book?!
>they're promoting kross's book
huh?
>>18428293Cody got into a car accident. Theyre replacing him with Austin Theory in the main event
Yupp Kross is NOT getting released lmao
Who the fuck wants to read that? Is Kross really that big or big sell byWWE?
>>18428293Cena punched a Make A Wish kid in the face
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Look at Triple H's finger nails. That's a sign that he's not getting enough oxygen/heart problems
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/16904666/#16904666
Remember the dronie meltdown after YEET won the royal rumble? LMAO its going to happen again tonight because this ppv sucks
>>18428293Tiffany came out as trans and showed her bulge
>>18428309Who cares? Kross gets paid by the publisher to write and promote the book. Sales don't matter, same with Becko
>>18428296>made a movie>wrote a bookKross is doing way more than most wrestlers on the roster
>>18423703 (OP)night 1 looking kinda grim bros...
>the last thing you see before you succumb to cancer are latina queen champions
I'll take it
Grim ppv you got there, drones.
>>18428328Imagine them twerking until your heart monitor goes out. FUCCCCCCCK
Why are they raising the title of my Undisputed WWE Champion? Did they beat John Cena for the title? I don't get it. I don't really get it so can someone explain it to me?
>>18428339Jaxton you are fucking retarded
>>18423703 (OP)lmao what even is this card holy fuck why do we do this to ourselves
>>18428329>Public records suggest the trust connected to AEW is Tony Khan's mother, Shanna Khan.
>>18428334Blue Evening. he produced and acts in it, it's an indie short
this smashing machine shit better be kinographic
This was pretaped by the way.
>Chez wins
>Jade wins
>Bron and Bronson win
>Flair and Alexa win
>Sami wins
Now you dont have to waste your time. Watch the Collision and Rampage from this week instead.
Youre welcome.
:-)
>>18428362Did Tony really get his mommy's money to create AEW?
Rockyโs hitting the roids again I see
>>18428372the nepobaby is such a fucking embarrassment lmfao
>>18428372No. Thats jaxtons headcanon.
>>18428381Judge Matthew F. Leitman says youre full of shit
>>18428402>trannies cries to some irrelevant boomerkwab
Is ublock seriously still broken on the peacock website? What the fuck man.
>>18428405Oh, and don't talk to me you disgusting piggiE bitch. Ewww. Wtf. Go away. Shoo. Shooo. I don't want to speak to the likes of you. Don't ever reply to my posts.
>>18428417AEW will die in your lifetime
Have you guys seen this? Tickets are $83, just for the house admission. Are they worth it? A bit much just to walk around getting jumpscared I think but idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xVzetkL_hI
>>18428422Sure thing jaxxyboy
>>18428433>dying boomer dave still clinging to 2019this is so fucking sad lmao
Can I get a QRD on smackdown please? Anything of note happen?
Hey guys for the next three days Iโm gonna work 14 hours at a liquor store so Iโll probably watch and work while ordering DoorDash.
hoggies do you really just watch WWE shows to rage? get another hobby bro
>>18428445Cena turned face
>>18428445Cena worked /pw/ by pretending to turn face
>>18428314Remember when they tok the belt off of him after like 52 days? Vega held her belt longer
>>18423703 (OP)Gay ass peadick raised the price by $4 dollars ;/
and i dream broken dreams...
>>18428467LMFAO imagine paying when you can watch for free on picrel with racist 4chan chat
So do adblockers just not work for any browser for Peacock or what
>>18428480>peacockhttps://wwestream.pag%65s.dev/
no ads
Board is dead, How is this stil gamethread 1? Fuck bitchtits and all the other tards that turned this place into an asylum
>>18428480I stopped using Peacock because for some reason its all blurry the resolution isnt as good as the pirate streams
>>18428487He brought his discord friends jaxton and karly to help his bullshit
>>18428487no one really cares to talk through the pre-show
CHING CHONG PING PONG SPONGE BOB COCK
>>18428487gamethreads are pretty garbage now anyways
spamming porn addicts, spamming shills
it's all bad
>>18428493stop creating imaginary friends and seek medication
>>18428487It doesnโt start for another hour and half
>Roman vs Bron Bron opening the show
Thank fuck. I was afraid it would be hour 3
>>18428487real fans get to their seats early
Guys can we move it back a couple hours I'm gonna take a nap
>>18428504>hour and halfstarts in 36 mintues, more like a half hour
>>18428484Give me a hint to fix this link
>>18428522it's not broken, just paste it as is
>>18428487>>18428493The show has zero hype. Also stop projecting, you aewtist discord trannies.
seth Rollins rumoured to have injured himself legit while preparing for his kayfabe miraculous recovery. Paul le veck is currently panicking and nick khan is screaming at him down the phone. sloppy shop
>>18428313Sure, doctor chud.
>>18428531Oh shit lit, thank you senpai
>>18428491>I stopped using Peacock because for some reason its all blurry the resolutionPeacock controls the bandwidth you get. So if they want to stream a Soap Opera to you at 1080p you have little choice but to take it. Same with knocking a sporting event down to 480p on you.
