Thread 18423703

LIVE FROM: MetLife Stadium - East Rutherford, New Jersey

TONIGHT'S CARD:

>Women’s Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss

>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM Punk

>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul

>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed

>WWE Women’s Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill

>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros

AS ALWAYS, STAY LITTY.

>>18423703 (OP)
Dimes

Punk-Gunther is probably the main event for night 1, but who do you think is going first?, is it the celeb match?

>>18423703 (OP)
>gamethread half a day before the show
grim

>>18423860
Watch Triple Bitch make womeme the main event

>>18423860
Roman

>>18423703 (OP)
is this the WOAT summerslam card?

>>18423879
if he wouldn't do it for rhea/bianca/iyo at mania he's not doing it for tiffany and jade of all wrestlers here, you know this is not going to happen

>>18423860
it could be any of the women's tag match, women's championship match or roman match.
roman probably wants to leave early so he demanded the first slot if he's not main eventing. also it's not probably punk/gunther was confirmed main eventing night 1.

>>18423900
2008 was kinda bad

>>18423900
>>18423703 (OP)
i was considering going to this but the night 1 card genuinely looks really bad. night 2 on the other hand is almost all hits with only a single miss.
in addition to the TKO price gouging that's probably why there's so many night 1 tickets left, i would be surprised if this is a sell out.

>>18423703 (OP)
post your predictions now boys
not necessarily who i want to win but who i think will win
we going 12 for 12 this year

>>18424042
I would bet on this but Bet365 doesn't carry WWE in my country and I don't want to do the whole ID verification again with another site. Sad

>>18424042
>charbliss
>gunther
>jelly roll and orton
>the brons
>jade
>sami

>lyra
>solo
>the wyatt sicks
>dom
>naomi
>cody with cash in

Let's finna gooooooo

>>18424053
i don't gamble but i always check the betting odds, i like to know where the money is heading. here's odds from betus, betonline and oddspedia. mybookie has them too but their interface is annoying so no croppy.

>>18424311
most are free money

OZZY TRIBUTE CONCERT BEFORE THE SHOW

just 15 hrs to go

Bros I hate 2 night events

>>18424881
I do too. I hope it does shit numbers so they don't do another two night SummerSlam

>>18423703 (OP)
Bliss/Flair
Gunther
Orton/Roll
Reigns/Uso
Cargill
Zayn

>>18423703 (OP)
>SummerSlam Kickoff: August 1, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSAu9kRAWXs

>>18423860
feels like a tag match will start the show, either the celeb match or women's tag first

I can’t wait for buddy to show up.

No LA Knighty no watchy

>>18423703 (OP)
this is actual fucking dog shit i might watch the just as shit jewfc instead at least the main event is decent

>>18423703 (OP)
Will be better than anything gAyEW ever does that's for sure

Not watching this. Will probably just digest this via Twitter clips. If Gunther loses to Punk tonight he may be KWABOTY. Gunther needs to win this clean to get the stink of tapping out to Jay at WM off of him

>>18425998
how crazy would it be if Seth comes back for the cash in but Knight fucks him over

brehs should I eat my halo top tonight or tomorrow

>>18426026
Drink it tonight it's mostly water anyway

>>18423703 (OP)
>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros
why the fuck is this on the card

Seth cash in?

>>18426141
>Give Kross a push!
>NO DON'T PUT HIM ON SUMMERSLAM

Is there no NXT event today?

>>18426154
Why would I want kross given a push? He fucking sucks

>>18423703 (OP)
>metlife stadium
What happens if it rains???

>>18423703 (OP)
>Women’s Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss
Lmao
>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM Punk
I'm expecting some kind of interference shenanigans
>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul
Meh. Celebs are cringe, especially FAT ones. Logan is an entertaining wrassler though
>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed
Inb4 uso coked up as usual
>WWE Women’s Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill
No thanks
>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros
Mildly interesting. Kross character work is good, but he is mediocre in ring. His valet is hot

>>18423703 (OP)
>Women’s Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss
>bathroom break
>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM Punk
>what's the story
>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul
>celebrity slop match
>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed
>match where everyone spams spears
>WWE Women’s Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill
>this match has no heat
>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros
>why

Grim

god you guys are such nerds
any other sport has an event like this and everyone is just drinking and having fun
meanwhile you fags are sitting here nitpicking everything and whining

>>18426218
i don't drink.
i don't do drugs.

Kross fans identify yourself

krosschad here
the white rabbit will be KARRION shitty sami tonight

i looked at the 2022 summerslam and it was so much better its actually crazy

I will watch for Lexi, Mexi, Randy, Drew and Bron

>>18426388
Just look for people with Reddit on their monitor and no women in their bed

>>18423703 (OP)
What time does the main card start?

>>18426464
that show sucked outside of the main event

New York Giants haven't won a Super Bowl in 13 years yet WWE keeps overrusing their stadium for nothing

The only match that has a somewhat of a decent build is unironically AJ Styles vs Dominik. Everything else was slapped onto the card like 2 weeks ago with zero story

>>18426704
It's in the NY metropolitan area, that's its biggest pro.

just took a yuge shit

I'm looking forward to tonight. Night 2 is the clear Jannetty to me.

>>18426808
AJ Styles said this is his last Summer Slam. Which means he will be somewhere else next summer, All In Wembley

i hope the undertaker shows up

I hope Cody dies tonight

>>18426814
t. Frank Hassle

>>18423703 (OP)
>Jelly vs Paul
Yeah i’m thinking kino

Am I going crazy or was the women's tag match not meant to be a street fight?

>>18427035
ya trippin yt boi

>>18427070
Sar, I must point out I am actually a Negro and not a White man, Sar.

>>18427148
you fucking nigger

>>18423703 (OP)
I’m not watching this bullshit you stupid bitch nigger

>>18423900
Mabel vs Diesel once headlined a Summerslam.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SummerSlam_(1995)
It’s full of bad matches, including even for Bret Hart (he wrestled Isaac Yankem) The only reason it’s not the unanimous WOAT is because Shawn and Razor had another ladder match

>>18427212
oh nonono...

>>18426165
they have invested in some weather control devices, don't worry about it

What time does the slop start and what is the match order?

so seth's injury's a work right? he's going to cash in on punk

Reports from citizens in Dublin, Ireland about some pig noises coming from the local pedophile home.

>>18427374
be a little more quiet

>>18427374
keep it down then. you're disturbing the citizens of Dublin with your oinkin.

>>18427374
stop oinking then

>>18427374
>>18427379
>>18427382
>>18427388

kek another pigtits backfire

>>18427374
New lore?

>Roman Reigns match opening the show
kek big Rome busting the classic Brock Lesnar in and out job. Calling it an early weekend. It's going to deflate the crowd for the rest of the show because the rest of the card is shit

>>18427388
Kek

>>18427281
Only retards believe it's a work

>>18427404
I thought for sure that Punk and Gunther would be opening the show, with Roman and co. taking the main event spot.

Just watched Summerslam with the Netflix open beta early access pass brought to you by Slim Jim
5 star show. The reset WWE needed. Can’t believe what happened in the main event

They're opening with the Main Event lmaooooo. Crowd is going to leave early

>>18427415
that's really dumb of them to do. they should at least put it in the middle of the show to incentivize people to stay and watch the show. I know i'll be turning it off after this match and going back to gooning and playing vidya

>>18427415
worked

>>18427432
It’s to give a kayfabe reason why bronson and bron can’t interfere on Seth’s behalf in the WHC match after they get beat up in the first

Where we watching, bros?

>>18427447
why would she comeback? wwe is better without her

>>18427441
And because of that, I should tune in for the rest of the subpar show? Insane. Shan't be doing that

>>18427450
https://wwestream.pag%65s.dev/

>>18427447
>no Knight

>>18427477
Thank you

>>18427479
>look out!

>>18427479
everyone wanted LA Knight to win the gauntlet. Gunther vs Knight is a lot more interesting than Gunther vs Punk

>no Gable
I sleep

>>18427488
They had a dimes mini feud in NXT and it’s the super simple and easy to convey plot of the showman vs the purist. Hoping Seth distracts punk tonight and then they have Gunther feud with LA while Seth feuds with Punk

>>18427450
Netflix to support the best company in pro wrestling

What did he mean by this, bros?

>>18427522
>another cringe skull mask
These things always look more goofy than cool. When is he going to get a clue and realize this

>>18427526
Nothing will look as goofy as his neck tattoo

>>18427536
what's wrong with his tattoo

Only interesting matches today are Alexa and punk matches

Post Strattonian aesthetics

countdown to summerslam is live on youtube

>>18427564
That is a male.

god damn that's a lot of tarps

>>18427583
Looking at this card, I understand why the demand isnt there

>preshow
>consolewarfags already bringing up shit that nobody who has sex cares about
grim, think I'll just get drunk now instead of waiting

>>18427583
What's the attendance count for SS this year?

What time main card?

>>18427594
Attendance not sure, but tickets "distributed" is around 40k. Stadium can hold 80k

>3 hour pre show
>no matches

What’s the point of these long ass pre shows? Can’t wait to watch the same recaps over and over.

>>18427612
it's to get us hyped up
works for me

Reminder that Nikki Bella Injured her breast implant by dislocating it thanks to Piper Niven, but she was so high having fun and she continued til the very end in pain because is the toughest milf at the roster RN.
And she said that yesterday at her podcast.

>>18427564
That is a man who was born with a penis

How does Wade keeps his voice healthy after doing commentary from 9 to 9? If I have to speak for more than 1 hr my throat gets all raspy.

Hey guys I was watching Buddy work out so I’m sure he’s going to appear tomorrow or tonight.

>>18427628
Yeah, something was off after Piper hit her after it.

WWE is officially dead

I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind

YOUNG PUNKS
GROW OLD
ZEST SABRE JR

>>18427694
me when watching dynamite ratings go down the toilet

Tiffany without makeup is cute ngl

>>18427701
me when trannymite isn't in my mind

LOL WTF is that thing!!??!?

>>18423703 (OP)
There's no reason for this to be two nights.

>>18427714
there is, you can sell double the tickets

>>18427713
That's a man, baby!

>>18427544
It's very poorly done on top of looking cringe

A friend gifted me Diablo IV, haven't played since Diablo II, is it worth trying? or is it shit?

>>18427733
your friend hates you wants you to have a bad time, wasteful time, an awful time, take that as you will

i hope you're not an adult talking about video games

>>18427746
this is why ireland sucks, it creates faggots like (you)

>>18427744
Surely it can't be THAT bad

Jackie wearing was too much clothes today

>>18427756
did hogwheels turned antividya just because the aew game was ass?

Going to the store to grab some jamo

What snacks should I get for today, tomorrow?

Are there even preshow matches or is it just talking?

when does this actually start instead of their gay fake pregame show

>>18427773
Good morning sir!

>>18427796
5 PM CST

>>18427796
I think 2 bongs, about 20 bings

>>18427793
Wwe never does pre show matches anymore. It’s been years since they had matches on the pre show.

>>18427432
You're brown

honestly not feeling any hype

CM punk will win and Rollins will show up and cash in and win

>>18427713
Both Tiffany and Bloke Manroe have squared man jaws but Tiffany edges out Bloke by a thin margin on looking more feminine

>>18427834
Cannot refute this

>>18427802
is that a yes then

>>18427784
Get nuggies for Dom’s match (unless it’s tomorrow save them for tomorrow)

92 mentioned

>>18427815
that's because the preshow takes place outside the stadium

https://x.com/leebayley200/status/1951727709484355817

do dom and phil have beef

>>18427746
We are on a wrestling board on 4chan.

>>18427684
Ba-doom-bop-da-boom-da-eema-eemah

Remember to join us on https://oysterstr%65ams.space/

>>18427878
they're the two biggest chick magnets in wwe

>Rosenberg shilling the cheap seats

Uh oh...

>>18427877
Dom just have a beef with everyone and he will end up like bret hart

any news on aunty blakes death yet?

>>18427852
Zesty as always

FRAGILE PHIL BTFO BY TRAVIS

how many bongs

>>18427919
No man is every truly bing

>>18427919
just over 2 hours

>old fragile body
lmao

Tiffany looks like a man

>>18427931
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DID-DLY
I DO THE DING YOU NEVER DONG
AND WE WILL NEVER BE DIDDLY

>>18427877
It's a total mystery

>>18427999
That’s a kayfabe interview btw. I know you like to pretend Dom is serious because you jerk off to him but come on.

>>18427583
Tarps are customary for all pro wrestling events.

>>18427999
Kayfaybe Dom like your total mark retard that if he was wrestling on vince's days in 97, vince would put him against ron simmons and JBL

Jelly really did lose a lot of weight

>>18428012
>wrestling is kayfabe
No shit retard

>>18428017
yeah he did great
gotta love the rollster

>>18428012
>>18428016
what would shoot dom say?

>>18428018
You’re taking this shit seriously bro. Relax.

>>18428017
it’s genuinely impressive

>>18427999
Yeah but Dom never breaks kayfabe so his constant bashing of Punk could be a work. If it were a shoot, well we saw how well Punk handled that in AEW.

>>18428025
>tells others to to stop jerking off over kayfabe
>"you take posting too seriously"
Sure thing mark.

>>18427999
Dom is a secret Elite chad

>Sami Zayn vs Karrion Kross is your WWE Summerslam night 1 MAIN EVENT

How the mighty have fallen....holy fuck this is grim

>>18428053
Main Event is Punk vs Gunther, get a clue

>all these trashy tatted up no name "celebrities"

Star power really has sunk hasnt it

>>18428030
not really considering he cheated with ozempic

>>18428053
no fucking way they main event over Roman of Phil

I'm a big Bayley fan and am sad that she is not booked. Her post from today with all the girls from the tryouts with childhood pics with her was very sweet

Does the show start at 3 or is Kickoff at 3?

>>18428090
noone believed him yesterday

>>18428090
/pw/ keeps keyfabe alive

>>18428099
All the smarks were crying last night for hours

>>18423703 (OP)
what happened to cardi b? I thought she was supposed to be involved

How do I watch this? When does it start?

>>18428140
Preshow is on YouTube right now

>>18428140
'son the 'cock

>>18428123
She's still hosting apparently

>>18428086
>>18428140

kick off now
main show in about 1.5 hours

Amazon position with Jade.

>>18424881
I don't since I have nothing else to do on Saturday and Sunday most weekends

>>18427415
There isn't a better way to get me hyped for SS, best opener.

>>18427450
Netflix because my sister pays for it

I genuinely have zero hype for any of these matches. Im just gonna have to watch with an open mind and ignore the story

I'm happy Kross is getting a push

Who one the costume contest?

>>18428221
>Im just gonna have to watch with an open mind and ignore the story
TLC needs no story.

>>18428176
she makes my pp tickle and I hate niggers

>>18428233
Kid dressed as Cody

What time does this shit end? I need to schedule a gooning session

>>18428140
piss piss vagina sex dot sex undertaker

>>18428243
Nice. Makes sense

Shan't be watching. Will be stroking my cock, edging until end of day. This is my last weekend before school starts up. I will be spending it emptying my balls

Why come there was so much more hype for wrestlemania despite this having a better card

>>18428030
>>18428020
>>18428017
Holy shit I just saw. That's impressive

I love my wife.

>>18428257
Mania got zero threads

1hr 15min? For this filler bullshit? Id rather see more fans or something. Fucking gay.

Sami turning?

>>18428268
kinda makes you appreciate AEW's Zero Hour pre shows

the most sybau promo

>>18428257
>why did the top PPV have more hype?

>>18428270
>one way or the other
Yeah

>>18428260
And I love my wives

>>18428271
Buddy won a zero hour match :)

Sami is a terrorist and he will admit it tonight

>>18428282
he’ll bomb summerslam for palestine

>>18428273
Jej

Have i missed anything notable on the preshow?

Kross is getting a book?!

>they're promoting kross's book
huh?

>>18428293
Cody got into a car accident. Theyre replacing him with Austin Theory in the main event

Yupp Kross is NOT getting released lmao

Tiffany is a man

Who the fuck wants to read that? Is Kross really that big or big sell byWWE?

>>18428293
Cena punched a Make A Wish kid in the face

Look at Triple H's finger nails. That's a sign that he's not getting enough oxygen/heart problems

https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/16904666/#16904666

Remember the dronie meltdown after YEET won the royal rumble? LMAO its going to happen again tonight because this ppv sucks

>>18428293
Tiffany came out as trans and showed her bulge

>>18428309
Who cares? Kross gets paid by the publisher to write and promote the book. Sales don't matter, same with Becko

>>18428296
>made a movie
>wrote a book
Kross is doing way more than most wrestlers on the roster

>>18423703 (OP)
night 1 looking kinda grim bros...

>the last thing you see before you succumb to cancer are latina queen champions
I'll take it

Grim ppv you got there, drones.

>>18428325
What movie

>>18428328
Imagine them twerking until your heart monitor goes out. FUCCCCCCCK

Why are they raising the title of my Undisputed WWE Champion? Did they beat John Cena for the title? I don't get it. I don't really get it so can someone explain it to me?

Hi, Guys!

>>18428339
Jaxton you are fucking retarded

>>18427664
Water.

>>18423703 (OP)
lmao what even is this card holy fuck why do we do this to ourselves

>>18428331
who

>>18428297
thanks

but what about on /pw/?

>>18428329
>Public records suggest the trust connected to AEW is Tony Khan's mother, Shanna Khan.

>>18428334
Blue Evening. he produced and acts in it, it's an indie short

this smashing machine shit better be kinographic

This was pretaped by the way.
>Chez wins
>Jade wins
>Bron and Bronson win
>Flair and Alexa win
>Sami wins
Now you dont have to waste your time. Watch the Collision and Rampage from this week instead.
Youre welcome.
:-)

>>18428362
Did Tony really get his mommy's money to create AEW?

Rocky’s hitting the roids again I see

>>18428372
the nepobaby is such a fucking embarrassment lmfao

>>18428372
No. Thats jaxtons headcanon.

Jej

>>18428381
Judge Matthew F. Leitman says youre full of shit

>>18428392
See >>18428274

>>18428402
>trannies cries to some irrelevant boomer
kwab

>>18428030
>>18428259
its called ozempic

8888

was that a hotmic?

Is ublock seriously still broken on the peacock website? What the fuck man.

>>18428405
Oh, and don't talk to me you disgusting piggiE bitch. Ewww. Wtf. Go away. Shoo. Shooo. I don't want to speak to the likes of you. Don't ever reply to my posts.

>>18428417
AEW will die in your lifetime

Have you guys seen this? Tickets are $83, just for the house admission. Are they worth it? A bit much just to walk around getting jumpscared I think but idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xVzetkL_hI

>>18428422
Sure thing jaxxyboy

>>18428433
>dying boomer dave still clinging to 2019
this is so fucking sad lmao

>>18428422
Good

Can I get a QRD on smackdown please? Anything of note happen?

Hey guys for the next three days I’m gonna work 14 hours at a liquor store so I’ll probably watch and work while ordering DoorDash.

hoggies do you really just watch WWE shows to rage? get another hobby bro

>>18428445
Cena turned face

Join us on picrel

>>18428445
Cena worked /pw/ by pretending to turn face

>>18428314
Remember when they tok the belt off of him after like 52 days? Vega held her belt longer

>>18423703 (OP)
Gay ass peadick raised the price by $4 dollars ;/

Kos...
Or some say Cosm

WHAT THE FUCk

and i dream broken dreams...

>>18428467
LMFAO imagine paying when you can watch for free on picrel with racist 4chan chat

So do adblockers just not work for any browser for Peacock or what

>>18428480
>peacock
https://wwestream.pag%65s.dev/
no ads

Board is dead, How is this stil gamethread 1? Fuck bitchtits and all the other tards that turned this place into an asylum

>>18428480
I stopped using Peacock because for some reason its all blurry the resolution isnt as good as the pirate streams

>>18428487
He brought his discord friends jaxton and karly to help his bullshit

>>18428445
giulia tummy

>>18428487
no one really cares to talk through the pre-show

CHING CHONG PING PONG SPONGE BOB COCK

>>18428487
gamethreads are pretty garbage now anyways
spamming porn addicts, spamming shills
it's all bad

>>18428493
stop creating imaginary friends and seek medication

>>18428487
It doesn’t start for another hour and half

Babe on the screen

>Roman vs Bron Bron opening the show
Thank fuck. I was afraid it would be hour 3

PUNK STACY

>>18428487
real fans get to their seats early

SEX WITH CATHY

>>18428504
nah you are

Guys can we move it back a couple hours I'm gonna take a nap

>>18428504
>hour and half
starts in 36 mintues, more like a half hour

>>18428484
Give me a hint to fix this link

>>18428522
it's not broken, just paste it as is

>>18428487
>>18428493
The show has zero hype. Also stop projecting, you aewtist discord trannies.

NEW
>>18428534
>>18428534
>>18428534
>>18428534

seth Rollins rumoured to have injured himself legit while preparing for his kayfabe miraculous recovery. Paul le veck is currently panicking and nick khan is screaming at him down the phone. sloppy shop

>>18428313
Sure, doctor chud.

>>18428521
Main card?

>>18428531
Oh shit lit, thank you senpai

>>18428544
Ok Dr troon

>>18428491
>I stopped using Peacock because for some reason its all blurry the resolution
Peacock controls the bandwidth you get. So if they want to stream a Soap Opera to you at 1080p you have little choice but to take it. Same with knocking a sporting event down to 480p on you.