Thread 18425232

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Schedule
8.5 Hyper Misao Produced Show "HYPE!3 (rerun)" @ Kitazawa Town Hall, Tokyo (VOD)[18:30 JST]
8.9 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Quarterfinals @ Shinagawa The Grand Hall, Tokyo (LIVE)[13:00 JST]
8.17 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Semifinals @ EDION Arena Osaka 2nd Stadium, Osaka (LIVE)[12:30 JST]
8.23 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Finals @ Korakuen Hall, Tokyo (LIVE)[11:30 JST]
8.30 Holy Light Ranbu~Kyoto Glass Chapter~ @ KBS Hall, Kyoto (VOD)[12:30 JST]

Previous
>>18420562

addis is winning

Soaking Uta with all of my juice

have we had any signs of life?

>>18425188

that's now the second highest in Act City (316 from 2023), higher from last year's low number of 237

I look forward to seeing the confidence inspiring games of Shino Suzuki

reddit general for fat pedos indeed

I'm not fat, I'm only slightly overweight

pico pico hammer has seen mizuki naked

>>18425375
hyper flatass

>>18425397
Mizuki sleeps with her hammer

>>18425375
I AM A HERO

>>18425375
the heavens shine down upon misao

>>18425232 (OP)
whos that? she cute

the piko piko hammer has more singles titles than hyper misao

>>18425431
that's Mahiro Kiryu

It's up!
https://youtu.be/Ram60ePkJOQ

>>18425232 (OP)
such a toight body

>>18425444
i meant the other one anon

>>18425484
Fairly sure that's Kiso

:|

>>18425489
kek

Yuka's in Japan.

Why isn't she supporting our players and games?

>>18425552
>all black wrestling gear
>black hair
Is this some kind of emo gimmick change?

>>18425559
no, she still acts exactly the same

Looking to find a tjpw oshi. Do any of these girls fart?

>>18425567
They're not like that

this retard is desperate for chinpo

What did she mean by this?

Big boota
Big boota
Talk about bootcakes, Don Pen's gottem yeah

>>18425632
I fear Chika is headed down a dangerous path

the chigussy got a nigga speakin' in tongues

chika would hate you

Chika needs to be more slutty

I've got the money so Chika would give me the honey.

>>18425632
unironically

>>18425232 (OP)
Happy birthday in America, Mifu Ashida (芦田美歩)

>>18426205
That's the third carry-on she's broken in a month, Shino is lucky she's so cute

>>18426312
it's the same one that broke last time. she can't afford to buy a new one yet

something tells me that pom's sister isn't really a newspaper journalist

>>18426205
I'll gladly carry Shino's bags so I can get a sniff of her gear

>>18425983
>>18425989
i need more

>>18426456
You just know

Aino shouldn't have been booked against Mizuki in round one
Kamiyu shouldn't have lost
Rika shouldn't have lost
Koda doesn't know what he's doing

toes

Kamiyu:
>I was thinking, ‘This feels familiar somehow,’ and then I realized there was a fairy of my favorite melon soda.

Shino games do not inspire me. They simply don't.

Shino is a sweetheart.

Shoko feet

Shino soles

All the players are like that

All the players enjoy sex.

>>18426964
cute!

i want a fairy of my favorite melon soda

>>18425552
Probably because she's a twat waffle

>>18425983
Such a sexy little runt

I miss Ram.

It... is... happening... again.

What's happening again?

David lunch lol

>>18426611
Agreed but its priced in, been that way for years. All we can do is sit back and enjoy Miyu's 2nd TPC victory

I just rubbed one out to Pom's sister

>>18427168
She's got crazy eyes

>>18427168
Got a light?

>>18427168
What horror story did she tweet about now?

>>18427329
Someone tried to put his chinpo on her dsl in the subway

>>18427329
>I found out that saying "McDonald's" in katakana can get a laugh pretty much anywhere.
>I think I'll stick with this one joke from now on.

MakuDonarudo

>>18427368
wait a minute, isn't that guy a sex pest?

I still don't think Shirai is very good when every name sounds the same from her slurred yells. Namba was able to enunciate the syllables with far better clarity.

>>18427507
It's been 3 weeks...

TJPW McDonald's Playplace PPV when?

And she sucks

>>18427507
>muh reverb was so based on god no cap fr fr
move on bitch

>>18427559
your gimmick sucks

nah namba does

bring back kentucky fried chicken hall

t's Morphin Time !

Who’s the biggest cock sniffer in this fed?

>>18427651
its teejin time

>>18427602
If only that was true

>>18427651
Neo was based

[Sad News] Endo Arisu had her arm amputated

>>18427682
Meant for this >>18427651

>>18427696
It's ok. She can still jack me off with the other one.

>>18427688
Yes

>>18427696
that's ok I'm into anal sex any ways
as long as her ass is there, we are all good

>>18427772
Who played Martha?
I always got a kick out him

>>18426098
mommy please don't step on me(please step on me)

>>18427792
masa takanashi who had a serious injury and cannot wrestle anymore

alium oot

>>18427810
Damn just looked him up, spinal injury that sucks

>>18427772
>azusa retired
>saki retired
>sakaguchi retired
>masa basically retired
misao is the last survivor

>>18427838
Misao should bring back NBG

>>18427769
Piston fucking Pom's Sister while Pom watches.

>>18427858
she kinda does fit that sakisama role at this point

>>18427858
what about viper misao?

Uta should do gravure already

Stupidest bait attempt in a while.

>>18427858
I mean without Sakisama that prime heel role is gone, and I do miss it
NBG were the only heels in TJPW

>>18427858
NBG is dimeless without Saki-sama.

>>18427955
I think you have to do something new it wont compare without her and will just seem like a watered down version

my hot take is that sakisama was always the jannetty to her tag partners

>>18427976
Kanna not really
Ai Shimizu not really
Yoshiko-sama not really
Charlotte yes
Martha yes
Yukio St. Laurent yes
Azusa Christie yes
Misao yes
Mei St. Michel no

>>18428013
more yeses than nos

>>18427958
Misaofag is a delusional retard who thinks every Misao tweet is some kind of cryptic hint to a grand storyline (in a promotion that hasn't done storylies in 6 years) or clue to future booking plans. The moron spent the last month insisting that Aino was going to be pushed to win the TPC because she was the main character in Misao's stage play. He's a moron.

are we even sure at this point that moka is alive?

>>18428070
Nope

>>18427858
call it neo neo bii-gun

>>18427810
never trust the english

Good morning, unagi pie value pack!!

>>18428418
Good afternoon.

>>18428418
eel player return confirmed

so now that we know that most of pom's interview was bullshit what else do we think she lied about?

>>18426312
>>18426329
She broke her own, then borrowed one from the agency and broke that one too.

She's such a klutz. Not worked.

>>18428663
being a virgin

pom has the best body in the business

>>18425552
She met with her gear maker and hair dresser in Tokyo. She's not traveling to Hamamatsu.

How does one even manage to break a suitcase, let alone two?

>>18428663
it's all real thoughever

>>18428663
They all lie
they try to protect their image
every interview with a Joshi they give as little info about them as they can
>ask them about other hobbies they have outside of wrestling
>"I just love wrestling and watch a lot of it to help myself get better"

>>18428737
Yuka needs to go back to her coconut hairstyle again. She has a perfect hairline and it looks weird. Also get a better costume. No idea why she thinks covering up is a good idea.

yuka came back to japan to team with mizuki again
magirabi vs kyokyo soon

>>18428764
>"I just love wrestling and watch a lot of it to help myself get better"
not a single player has ever said this. you're just making shit up to get mad about

I say that.

>>18428795
>magirabi vs kyokyo soon
has this match ever happened?

>>18428013
Mei was the michaels solely due to the pan bit

Multiple joshi have talked about literally trying to kill themselves, but this guy says they just talk about loving wrestling.

>>18426946
My wife and her (platonic) girlfriend.

>>18428764
We've been over this. None of the girls even like pro wrestling outside of TJPW and that's what makes them so good

>>18428663
her mom and step-dad talking to her through puppets is real desu

>>18425888
I am 100% convinced this camel toe is fake

>>18428796
Unagi said it you fuckin retard in an interview

>>18428823
no

>>18428927
>Unagi
has nothing to do with tjpw

the eel player owes me sex

>thinking that a woman in her 20s could make a full-time living from being a journalist
dumbest board on 4chan

>thinking that a woman in her 20s could make a full-time living from giving scalp massages
dumbest board on 4chan

>>18429048
She needs to get plump again

>>18429200
nobody thinks that though

>>18428768
>She has a perfect hairline and it looks weird.
kek

unc uploading some bangers right now

yuka's hair genes are strong

>>18429393
stress free life

>>18429393
it looks fake

>>18429304
>>18429393
cutie

my beautiful wife and daughter

its sad that yuka and misao are married and wont continue their lineage and potentially have future pro wrestling children to continue their legacy

>>18428388
why does it remind me of this?

>>18429553
Its better for Misao not to pass down her menhera traits desu

>>18428950
>Literally worked for TJPW
I accept your concession

>>18429553
i can help

>>18429304
>>18429393
she got the mcgregor special hair plug line up

>>18429611
she's been out of tjpw for 4 times as long as she was in. also if you're taking a known constant bullshitter like her as representative of anything you're retarded

>>18429712
>moves the goal post

I am retarded though.

>>18429553
Yuka Sakazaki (40)
Hyper Misao (29)

>>18429772
don't use phrases you don't actually know the meaning of

I minored in philosophy with an emphasis in formal logic.

>>18429561
>>18428388
I always thought Pom looked like Nancy from the 198 sci-fi classic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Kiso's raise has been put on hold.

>>18430024
yeah I see it

>>18430024
1978*

https://forms.gle/hsXFHmDcotndKB1d9
Predictions form for the TPC quarterfinals

Mizuki
Arisu
Arai
Miu

This is the best Yuka pic

>>18429553
only one of them is confirmed married

>>18429814
>address more and more points after the initial counter-argument has been satisfied, refusing to concede or accept the opponent’s argument.

>she has nothing to do with tjpw
>she literally worked for TJPW
>n-n-no i meant she's out of tjpw and a liar.

>>18429712
seething like a little bitch
ya fucked up just move on

Wakana should tap Arai out

>>18430083
>mizuki anti pov

>>18430139
>n-n-no i meant she's out of tjpw and a liar.
no, i meant that she has nothing to do with tjpw. having worked there for a tiny fraction of her career doesn't change anything
>>18430141
but enough about you

>>18430083
I wonder why if she likes to ride Harleys now she's in America

>>18430242
Just a bit more.

>>18430083
Nope, the two best are the one where she's holding Neko and the "Those who wish to leave should leave" one. I thought I still had them.

>>18430387
she has nothing to do with tjpw. working there 5 years ago doesn't make anything she says or does now tjpw related

>>18430434
Her upside down photo is the best.

The best Yuka pic is of her storming out after her shitty match at CFF

>>18427858
I said this before but NBG was Takagi's idea. Koda does not like factions. The opportunity arose, and he got rid of them.

>>18430571
wtf i love koda now

>>18430571
yes koda sucks. we know.

>>18430571
good thing koda is getting fired

>>18430571
koda is right

>>18430571
You've said it before and it's still not true.

>>18430476
Incorrect. Posting her, Maho, Azusa, Nodoka, etc. counts since it's on topic with the general since they were apart of tjpw. That's why Saki-sama, NGB, and Nadoka's farm life are allowed too.

>>18430768
The main members just so happen to be DDT members. Koda also said in an interview he doesnt like factions.

>>18430947
>Koda also said in an interview he doesnt like factions.
no he didn't

>>18429712
>>18430977
You just know what this guy looks like in real life. You just know.

>>18429859
>>18428486
sexo

>>18431046
take your meds

based

>>18431261
hmmmmm... abunai...

Moka just threw the seafoam belt into the trash on the Fed premium live event

>>18428486
she's always begging for it

>>18429772
>>18430141
>>18431046
stop samefagging

the big soft ass of mahiro kiryu

>>18432517
yeah I'm thinking kino

Moka was my favorite and I hate that you guys are talking about her like this

>>18432561
>Moka was my favorite
nobody has ever said this

>>18432561
She isn't anymore? Do you know something?

If what I'm hearing is true... poor Moka

I'm going to miss Moka

wait... is Runa okay?

CM Punk wrote "Summer of Moka" on his wrist tape

itoh just ran in and laid out gunther

Maki got railed at a Buceee's restroom

I am so fucking in love with this woman I can't even.
https://files.catbox.moe/sabu0k.mp4

bogged alien freak

>>18433665
She sounds kind of like she is legit mentally retarded when she speaks English.

>>18433706
I think it sounds more like a deaf person speaking. But hey I respect that she's just using it as much as she can. Too many Japs are too pussy to confront their bad English and actually learn. She'll probably always have a husky accent but she's able to successfully communicate what she wants to with people and that's the whole point of any language.

>>18433754
>pack of jeets over her shoulder
amazing

welp summer slop sucked

I haven't watched WWE in like a decade at this point.

>>18433890
Ok now that you say it, your right she sounds like a def person trying to speak English
I've heard Japanese speak English and she just sounds off

>>18433665
is she using ai voice filters too

>>18433983
good thing our girls didnt watch.

>>18434018
haven't watched it in 15 years and refuse to until it at least goes TV-14. not watching that kid slop.

I only watch royal rumble and wrestlemania matches that seem interesting.

Maki Itoh is literally retarded.

Who do you think the TPC winner is gonna cash their briefcase on?

It's unfair to call Maki retarded when we know she dropped out of junior high

>>18434162
Tam Nakano

Hyper Misao should win the Yen in the Bank

You guys are so mean, I never call your waifus deaf retarded middle school dropout drug addicted cocksleeves.

You know who isn't retarded
Miu

>>18433983
I liked the main event

>>18434321
she's borderline

>>18434463
jesus christ

>>18434091
RR isn't even good anymore. I don't know when this started but it needs to fuckin stop.
Soon as the ring starts filling up everyone but two people go laydown somewhere and take a fuckin nap
The Japanese are just as bad with this from what ive seen.
all the girls will jump out of the ring and just let two others wrestle
Its like what even is the fuckin point?
the fun of a RR is its chaotic and shit is going on all over the ring.

>>18434463
Do Mahiro/Rika ever talk in English?

>>18434586
Tokyo Joshi Pro is the only entertaining professional wrestling promotion left. Unironically.

>>18434463
Gammy is dumb

Is Mahiro the most intelligent player?

>>18434654
misao

>>18434605
not unless they're talking to gaijin. the test was only grade school level iirc

>>18434681
>besenber
never fails to pop me

>>18434654
Pom and Wakana are probably smarter

>>18434654
Fumirin probably.

If you don't count her it's probably Misao or Mahiro. Arai and Mifu might be in that group too, I don't know how much of their schtick is a work.

>>18432539
If any one tweet could embody Moka that's it. Not even trying to sound excited, no personality, just a terse and dry statement, lazily put out and without a hint of personality.

>>18434760
>Mifu
Went to Waseda
>Arai
Was put in the tard group with Miu, Arisu and Uta at the last fan meeto

8.9 Card

>bird vs sheep
based

>>18434803
HYPE GANG

Why is Haru in the main event? Is it happening?

>>18434869
she isn't

>>18434921
Sure looks like it to me
https://www.tjpw.jp/news/688ebd078665950002424dbe

>>18434933
>he doesn't know that the listed order for tpc matches is never the actual match order
www

>>18434955
Ah. Sorry, I'm new here. I'll try to learn.

>>18434965
fair enough

>Yesterday, after the quarterfinal matchups were decided, the number of people buying advance tickets suddenly increased, and for some ticket agencies, there are only a few seats left for certain sections.

>You should still be able to buy tickets if you try a different agency, and tomorrow, when each agency resumes business, the ticket quantities will be adjusted.

>In any case, please purchase as soon as possible. All 9 matches—who would've thought!

white hot i fear

pendulum status?

>>18434803
koda never books misao and itoh together in regular matches

>>18434463
Did Shoko, Misao, Pom, Himawari, Raku, or Mizuki take this test?
if so how did they score?

>>18434203
Miyu vs. Tam will be a hell of a match

>>18425232 (OP)
Any more pics of her armpits?

>>18434987
>>18435015
>>18435024
Arai is swinging that pendulum. The view count for the Hamamatsu show jumped by nearly 200 during her match. And when she makes it to the finals, that Korakuen show will probably sell out. Like it or not the domestic audience is making Arai the new Ace of TJPW

>>18435078
they have shoot heat

>>18435142
the korakuen show is gonna do below average at best because it's running directly against the 5star finals

>>18430024
The black and white version is my favorite, this is definitely a close second. The 90’s version had its moments and the less said about the nicole kidman veraion the better.

>>18435158
i wish. that would at least be a good enough reason.

I’m watching the concert show with all the uup groups and notice Miu is the only one really dripping sweat, does your average idol perapire as much as Miu?

>>18435294
link?

Pic related

getting sweaty with Miu-chan

I want to full nelson anal Mifu and bend her like a pretzel

>>18435301
It’s the show from a few months back. If no one uploads it i’ll upload it in about an hour

>>18435294
probably not. she's always been an excessive sweater and the extra muscle mass makes it worse

I too sweat a lot

anyone got the interview with hima from the latest official program (the one with ober eats on the cover)

>>18435368
They haven't even been shipped yet

>>18434933
Why in the hell would you think that Miu vs. Haru would main event over Mizuki vs. Shoko?

>>18434803
eh

new thread
>>18435406