Thread 18431074

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TONIGHT'S CARD:

>Women’s Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss

>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM Punk

>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul

>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed

>WWE Women’s Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill

>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros

>>18431074 (OP)
Alicia Fox looks like she would agree to get face fucked for a bottle of jack daniels.

>>18431074 (OP)
why is Sami hard?

love him or hate him, you have to respect logan paul

>>18431074 (OP)
Alicia Fox started my attraction to black women.

We got this Jellygods

>Logan Paul is an outsider

What?

>>18431162
In the presence of Scarlett.

>veteran territory
>21 matches

Alright y'all , I will see you tomorrow. No one is watching this shit match.

Time for some LoGOD kino bros

Lowkey but also highkey think this will slap

double turn
logan paul and jelly form the new outsiders
randy and drew kiss

>>18432108
For me it was Jacqueline.

I swear, if I wasn't a no-life-having friendless loser I'd completely stop watching this dreck.

>>18432105
> you have to respect logan paul
No, I don’t. He’s an idiot youtuber who only gets booked because his energy drink sponsors wwe

>>18431074 (OP)
>>18432114
I hope this literal who fat fuck gets shoot injured

>>18431074 (OP)
Why is jelly roll wrestling now

>>18431947
Tiffy looks so hot and fuckable in pics but looks old and busted on live tv.

>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul is YOUR Summerslam WWE 2025 main event

holy fucking GRIM...this must be why ticket sales are down in record numbers...

>>18431145
If I could film it and share the link here I'd buy her 2 bottles. The big ones.

My money is on jelly roll. I hope he beats logan paul's ass and gets his revenge.

tyronewillis i know you're here, you're right, this is a white man's game

Insider here. Druski jumps in and starts shooting on Logan when Jelly is getting pounded. They go over and take a photo in the middle of the ring.
Enjoy.

>>18432117
>No more Scarlett now since they buried Kross and for sure aren't renewing his contract

I hope Drew shoots on Jelly tbqh

>>18432130
eww

>>18432135
same

Will Jellyroll spill his Jelly?

>>18431074 (OP)
Nigger

>>18432145
Punk and Gunther is the main event

when was the last time drew had that coat

>>18432135
Same

>>18432141
Logan Paul is like Hangmaam but actually a draw and good at wrestling

Yeah I'm gonna go jork it to male on futa doujins. See you boys at the main event

i would honestly like to see world champ logan paul
he just needs a little something more than "its me logan paul from youtube"

>teaming up with the maga maverick
based

>>18432145
Still outselling AEW :)

THE MAGA MAVERICK

>You were gonna call him a faggot
WTF COLE

>>18432145
You forgot Punk and Gunther

>>18432145
me prolapsing your anus is the real main event

https://x.com/theanglejoey/status/1951788470411678152?s=46

bye kross…

this is the main event?

they've been hyping up jelly roll's training and all that shit, but weren't they saying the same of feinguy?

The Maga

>>18431074 (OP)
what BWC does to a kween

MAGGOT

>>18432144
She looks fine in motion too.

>MAGA Maverick

wow. they're not even hiding it anymore

>Wade corpsing
KEK

>>18432186
Punk vs Gunther.

LETS GO JELLYBROS

damn why is the production/presentation this year so soulless looking

that jelly roll pop lmao

Dimes incarnate tag team

>Calls Logan the Maga Maverick
>Tells Cole to eat a dick
Wade is incredibly based.

Why would you use this as entrance music?

Fuck it, I like Jelly Roll

gigapoo for the jellster

>>18432116
But who's the third man brother?

I've never heard a Jelly Roll song before.

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Jelly Roll's face tattoos are awful

WHO'S YA DADDY
WHO'S YA BABY
WHO'S YA BUDDY
WHO'S YA FRIEND

>>18432198
man head lmao

>jelly roll is 26
jfc

You can hear a pin drop in there.

didn't this guy used to be like 600lbs

Why are both threads active? FUCK PICK A SINGLE THREAD YOU PRICKS

this guy drinks bud light

>>18432185
Man....if what I'm hearing is real....

Poor Kross.

Alright, this is a good time to go on a LONG shitting and pissing break

Kross for Buddy. Good trade.

>>18432213
jelly roll's entrance isn't even one of his songs

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>>18432195
>The MAGA Maverick

please drew KWAB this guy

>>18432210
During his sit-down interview on Smackdown he was unironically charming.

>>18432216
Every face tattoo is awful

>>18432220
He was born in 1984

>>18432175
Don’t do that brother

>>18432220
you gotta be ribbing me

NGL bros I haven't enjoyed a PLE in months. The booking has been so boring.

kek based rollster

Is Jelly Roll gonna sue his giant swinging moobs to give Logan a bitchtitagree?????

Mum walked in on my watching this. Gave me a look of disappointment and closed the door
Probably deserved as I look back at 1:10am to my Netflix screen showing Jelly Roll vs Logan Paul

i thought this guy could sing

>>18432185
Being a Drew and Kross fan is suffering.

>>18432232
no

holy fuck wwe is TERRIBLE

Jellyroll is definitely on ozempic, he's gonna change his name to veggieroll soon.

This card fucking sucks. Too many niggers.

>no pop

JELLYROLLS IS DIMELESS

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAR

This shit does NOT feel like Wrestlemania. It feels like a basic PLE

>fat tattoed fuck married to some bimbo whore

This always happens

jelly roll finner tear both his quads

Damn Jelly's got a bimbo wife

>>18432227
this is the only active thread

>>18432220
Nah you are

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>His finisher is the Jelly Roll
>Makes his opponents Roll in his Jelly

why does the ring announcer use a fake voice

I think Wade has been drinking all night

>>18432246
Same, bro.

Paul chads it's time for us to drop this fat fuck outsider

>Lost 230lb
What? Was this literally who morbidly obese before?

>>18432185
wow he's leaving the ring while selling like literally every wrestler who just ate a pin does
What exactly am I supposed to be getting from this?

>>18432257
if he was a pothead he'd be bluntroll?

Imagine the loose skin on Jelly Roll if he takes his top off btw

>>18432270
...I had the same thread open in 2 different tabs and kept switching back and forth thinking they were separate threads...

>>18432253
Great match btw.

Crowd will be dead when the bell rings

>janny woke up and is deleting the shrimp spam and the tranny shitpost spam threads
janny face turn???? hunter did you book this?????????

Time for garbage

>>18432280
Gooner Wade is my current favorite Wade. Dudes an absolute horn dog.

Potential matchkino incoming

>>18432284
Based.
Fuck outsiders and celebs.

why is jellyrolls mouth always open

>>18432257
kek

I’ve never seen an industry plant like " Jelly Roll " in my life. Why the fuck is he everywhere, who likes this shit?

Jelly Roll weighs twice as much as me and is probably an inch shorter

>>18432185
Can we keep scarlet

>>18429404
>>18429404
>>18429404
>>18429404
>>18429404
SummerKwab

kek Logan hitting the pose

>>18432287
Yup he looked like a typical amerishart

>>18432227
Why the fuck isn't there a sticky? Dealing with these trannies making 100 different splits is fucking annoying.

>>18432266
nigga wrestlemania 3 months ago it's august.

>Roman/Jey vs Bron/Bronson was good
>Women's tag was okay but who cares about the women
>Sami and Kross was godawful
>Jade squashed
Can JellyGODS turn this around /pw/?

>>18432295
lol retard

>>18432308
Jelly Roll is over as fuck.

>>18432297
that’s every wwe match

>>18432269
living the american dream

>>18432287
>Was this literally who morbidly obese before?
He's named after a Little Debbie snack cake, what do you think?

Jellybros…

>entrances start
>go to the store for some snacks
>return
>still entrances

>>18432295
KWAB

>>18432305
he's an obese mouth breather like 95% of the inhabitants of this board.

>>18432315
Fatmala lost

>>18432308
>Billie Elish
>Sabrina Carpenter
>All the hood Latino artitsts

JUST START THE DAMN MATCH ENOUGH WITH THE MEME SING ALONG

jelly GOD finna do a moonsault trust the plan

>>18432266
feels like summerslam to me

>>18432320
Retardkun, Summerslam is supposed to feel as big as Wrestlemania. That's why it has 2 nights, it's supposed to be equal.

JELLYROLL IS OVER BROTHER

if jelly roll doesn't do a shooting star press we are not watching

>>18432338
the first two are hot

JELLY STARTING

>>18432339
you have autism, entrances are based

>Crowd actually chanting Jelly Roll
He's so over bros

>>18432336
I bet you cried when it happened. Too much estrogen in your system? KWAB

>>18432338
Billie had some decent songs

>>18432335
Still skinnier than Redditfags

>>18432336
a pedo won...

>>18432338
I'd cum in Billie Eilish, even if she is a coalburner.

You got to be mentally ill to have face tattoos. All the people i know in real life with face tattoos are scumbags

if drew doesnt kick mr. roll's head into the nosebleeds then he is doomed to midcard hell

jelly roll's that guy who wears a shirt to the beach

wtf jelly roll sucks

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>>18432348
Until they have elaborate entrances like they do during Wrestlemania, it won't be

>>18432352
Billie Elish looks like she sleeps in a dumpster

>>18432266
Wrestlemania PPV was months ago you chud

Jellyroll is such a disgusting fat sweaty fuck

JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL

>>18432365
Yeah, Joe Biden won 5 years ago

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JELLY
JELLY ROLL

JELLY
JELLY ROLL

>>18432291
If he were French, he'd be Profiterole

KEK

so is this gonna lead to like a randy and drew feud
what are we doing here

This dude sucks ass

That "too heavy" spot would've made sense when Jelly Roll was 500lbs, he probably weighs the same as Orton now.

>>18432375
>implying drew isn’t already doomed to midcard hell and back

>slow walking finisher

FAT BOY IS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IN THE RING

jelly heel turn

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First time I heard about Jelly Roll was from Jeff Jarrett on a Giant Bomb podcast. I wonder if they're friends.

I'll never forgive the bongs for this goddamn chant

This is fucking stupid

This nigga Jelly Roll is trash

Go on Jelly!

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why does jelly roll have better worked punches than anyone else in wrestling right now

This is pissing me off

This is definitely one way to kill time

bad bunny was better

Why do white women love Sabrina Carpenter so much

JELLY IS ON A ROLL
JELLY IS ON A ROLL
SOMEBODY CALL PIGJAMA
SOMEBODY CALL PIGJAMA

ngl bros, this guy is not good in the ring

Thread pretty slow for a fed show

who has that picture from NXT i think deadline of ethan page with his face in oba femi's tits
that's what jelly and drew just did kek

So is it just going to be Jelly trying to solo the two, wearing them down a bit but getting fucked up and then Randy squashes them?

Is he actually fucking scared? What the fuck is this shit

Get Bad Bunny fucking back in here

Jelly Roll is still a better wrestler than any woman

The jellster is tellin a story brother

How’s the show been?

Drew please kill this fat fuck.

Anyone else going for a smoke break during this shit tier match?

Might rub one out to Trish Stratus too. Care to join, fellas?

Is there a reason they put all the tag matches on one night

He's better than Ospreay that's for sure

jellygods...

The weeknd should work a match. I would love to see that crying manlet get suplexed

sorry jelly jay did it better

>>18432444
WORKED

>>18432420
Americans don’t sing it properly. It’s like half a beat too slow because their brains have been fried by high sugar goods
Plus they overuse it. You may hear one chant to this tune at a 90 minute football match in the UK but yanks only have about 3 different tunes for chants so they use it every 10 minutes

Pretty boring Summer Slam. Props to this Shrimp guy for streaming it though.

APOLOGIZE

Jelly has better facials than most everyone in AEW. He can actually emote in the ring

>>18432441
>No more Scarlett now after burying Kross

Jelly is getting a couple stiff shots on him. I bet he told them to make hurt backstage.

>>18432459
The tlc tag cluster fuck is tomorrow

Finna go make some nachos

Jelly with some pure strikes there
mmmmmm

>It's a comedy match
Why?

>>18432444
look at his build
he can take himself to snap city with the simplest mistake

>>18432459
the smackdown tag TLC is on tomorrow
but that's the only good one

>censoring crowd a chants
>on a streaming service

fatass dies on camera

WHY ARE THEY CENSORING FUCK YOU CHANTS ON A PLE

>bleeping cursing on PPV

We live in the worst timeline

>>18432459
They put all the gimmick matches on one night too

>>18432469
it's embarrassing watching Drew sell for him,I can understand why you would want to deflect

>>18432468
>He will never come back because they chose no dimes kill tony over him
Fire Paul

jelly hair is banishing midmatch

Logan bouncing Jelly Roll's head off his crotch was good shit.

I can’t wait until jelly roll get to inducted into the wwe hall of fame in 10 years

>>18432497
he has the exact same build as brody king who wrestles all the time in aew

Drew his channelling his 3MB era

YOU WORKED REAL HARD TO MAKE THEM FORGET DREW

DON'T DO IT

DON'T GO BACK

Christ.

Jellyroll has a bald spot

>>18432499
ywnbad

>>18432483
because it has an obese non-athletic rapper in it?

>>18432399
If he were Japanese, he'd be Sushi Roll

>>18432511
Made me kinda hard ngl. Not a faggot though.

Beat that nigga's ass

>>18432520
Jim Cornette is a faggot ass nigger

>>18432523
so does drew
randy is bald
logan's hairline was receding but he may have gotten plugs

hmm this nicca jelly roll kinda wack match is too slow his fat ass need to be carried too much

save this randal

>Jelly Roll having to sell for these jobbers
lol

I FEEL GASSES IN MY ASS
THEY RUMBLE HARD
THEY WANT TO PASS

>>18432518
sorry aew's not on lil bro

>>18431074 (OP)
Do announce tables not break anymore?

jelly roll BTFO

Jelly didn't know how to take the punch lmao

>>18432520
When people like Cornette and his wife exist, how is anyone a virgin? Wouldn't it be easy to just find a swinger/cuck situation and bang someone's wife?

jellyroll w/ cream filling

This card needed one of the gimmick matches. Tomorrow has the cluster fuck ladder match and the steel cage match

>>18432556
KEK

THE JELLY HAS BEEN ROLLED
I REPEAT
THE JELLY HAS BEEN ROLLED

Jellygods we can still win this trust the plan

HES PRIMED AND READY TO FLY

NOOO SAVE THE JELLYSTER

Drew deserves better than this.

>>18432571
People have standards, you mong.

This is just a regular Randy Orton tag match- you could replace jelly with any jobber on the smackdown roster and this plays out the exact same? Why isn’t jelly roll doing frog splashes and canon balls? What’s the point of booking a celebrity if you don’t make them look absurdly and cartoonishly good? That’s the whole point- I miss Vince, Paul doesn’t understand the business and never has

this fat idiot just adjusting and obviously preparing on the table

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>>18432563
they’re reinforced or whatever (but only sometimes)

KEK BASED

damn... right in the rolls...

JELLY ROLL SQUISHED

KILL HIM DREW

"Vintage Orton"
Cole is such a massive retard

Holy fuck that splash kek

GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT

I never expected Jelly Roll to take something like that

JELLY HAS DIED

>>18432572
what did he mean by this?

JELLY IS DEAD

>>18432571
Some people don't want to mate with farm animals

jellygods...

Alright that was sick

Holy fuck lol

kino

HOLY SHIT

>>18432572
That's insane lmfao

made me think of this kino

>>18432586
Nah, scottish “people” deserve to be ritually humiliated

RIP jello guy or whatever

Jellybros not like this...

>adjusting his position to get slammed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Kek imagine telling someone last year Jelly Roll would be taking bumps like that

jelly roll is dead

jelly is ded

Jelly Flat more like it

Jesus

bah gawd they killed jelly roll!!!!!

I feel like the desk didn't collapse correctly... Look at all of the debris.

Splash with the sunglasses on is crazy man

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Props to Jelly for taking that.

KINO

>>18432572
>it's ok when WWE does it

Kek that table didnt have enough give, Logan fucked him up

Logan can splash all he wants, he will never be over with me.

LOGOAT KILLED MR. JELLY!!

JELLY NOOOO

>>18432626
i wish he was as fat as he was last year doing it

HOLY SHIT

Ok, fine. I'll pop for logan on that one. Holy fuck.

oh shit
that table is truly FUCKED

FUCKING BASED

It's over

Jelly Splat

MAGA MAVERICK

>>18432608
Logan took it on his knees & elbows. Genuinely didn't touch him with the splash.

RIP Jelly

>>18432646
this but unironically

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he's actually fucking dead

the new tables they've been using are so fucked

Owen Hart voice's when?

Logan Paul is a sensational athlete, absolute top tier wrestler

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>>18432572
godtier heel

This is crazy

Logan paul actually sucks and cant wrestle

>>18432674
and youtuber, i agree

Jellyroll gonna do the mick foley spot

smelly hole

What the hell is on Logan Paul's chest?

Good for jelly for taking that bump

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You guys getting worked

Jelly roll is a fat fuck and has a hot wife. Feels bad man

JELLY KWAB

Yjk Jelly Roll's wife steps out on him any chance she gets.

is he shoot ded or he's gonna go "actually, let me come back"

>>18432702
bitch ass ngga is crying lmao

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jelly selling well with his big fat sad face

he's working us, HE'S WORKING US

>>18432705
He is gonna Mick Foley it.

>>18432699
He's rich and famous you idiot

Jelly lost all of his jelly

>>18432687
I'd rather see Drew hit his fat ass head 12 times

I hope this fat fuck is injured

LOL LOGANS BYE BYE. What a fucking dick. I love it.

mr orton.... i dont feel so good..

more like jelly crepe

>>18432705
Its a work but i'll pop like a good dronie anyway kek

RIDDLE WITH A RUN IN

>>18432705
the second one

>>18432692
Jelly’s jacket has vinyl lettering and it keeps coming off

>>18432705
Hes gonna hulk up you fucking mark

100% this is a work

jelly is a good performer ngl unless he is shoot injured lmao

DIMES

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GO ON JELLY

>>18432721
seconding

hes coming back

Haven’t kept up with country music but I don’t remember them having face tattoos

KINO ROLL

>>18432572
Where's the splash webm?

Here comes the Rollster

JOLLY ROLL IS OVER AS FUCK

>>18432729
would blow the roof off

>>18432716
same

GO JELLY GO

NANI??!!

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MICK JELLY

JELLYSLAM

WHERE'S THE BLACK HOLE SLAM

logan sold that chokeslam so well

>>18432745
jelly is somehow universally liked for the most part

>>18432732
Kevin Steen wearing a shirt in the ring is strange but a jacket is wild work

jelly didn't hear no bell DIMES

>drew jobbing to "jelly roll"
drewbros......

Where's the thread?

Holy fuck they are killing Drew with this shit.

It's never been more over for Drew.

>>18432738
LoGOD nails it once again

>>18432738
Most based wrestling moment of the year

I'm smiling. They got me.

They fuckin killed him

Chokeslam would have been kino if Jelly hadn’t taken so long

WWE should seriously implement a height limit to use the chokeslam. It never looks good when a short guy does it

>>18432704
She does look like a trailer park whore

Jelly Roll is the zoomer Mankind

>some fat guy can kick it with professional wrestlers
nice semen slurping sports entertainment ya got here

>too fucked up to pull up logan's leg
kek

Jellybros, not like this…

LOGANG

this might be Drew's last match as well
FUTURE ENDEAVOR soon

BASED

jellygods...

>>18432791
Jelly Roll isn't short you fucking retard

Haha get fucked jelly roll

Jelly roll sucked as well, v sloppy

HUMBLE

LOGODS

JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL
JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL
JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL
JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL

We lost jellysistwrs....

How is that a not a DQ? The ref saw Randy come in and RKO.

jelly bros....

>>18431074 (OP)
That ending sucked

>Drew McIntyre had to take the world's slowest black hole slam from fucking Jelly Roll
It's fucking over Drew bros

Niggers suck and should be lynched

kwab fuck you jelly

>>18432817
>>18432817
>>18432817

BASED LoGod

HUMBLE

lmao get fucked Jellycucks
LoGODS win

HE’S HULKING UP

the jelly roll slam wasnt enough...

NEW
>>18432815
>>18432815
>>18432815

>>18432809
Relatively shorter to the ones who use chokeslam and make it look good

Drew bros, we got a win.

Holy shit that was really good

>>18432801
meanwhile

GOAT

>>18432635
They spent half a mil on R&D with a stunt prop company to design the new tables. They safely hold the weight of 2 wrestlers and can take minor impacts without collapsing. Then when needed the supports can be removed and they'll collapse/explode in a satisfying way.

LOGOAT WINS!!

Does jelly eat an RKO for losing?

that shit sucked
the entire night has sucked so far

I’m glad Jelly was willing to job unlikely most celebs

>>18432841
Big Boom AJ has like 15 years of in-ring experience.

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>Promoting Trump during the Epstein controversy
Surely this won’t bite them in the ass

>>18432986
It won't.

>>18432986
Let's not pretend it was ever going to be released.

>>18432986
Like it or not that POS is the sitting President and signed an EO to combat obese kids.

>>18432905
How many matches has he had?