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TONIGHT'S CARD:
>Womenโs Tag Team Champions Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss
>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. CM Punk
>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul
>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed
>WWE Womenโs Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill
>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kros
>>18431074 (OP)Alicia Fox looks like she would agree to get face fucked for a bottle of jack daniels.
>>18431074 (OP)why is Sami hard?
love him or hate him, you have to respect logan paul
>>18431074 (OP)Alicia Fox started my attraction to black women.
>Logan Paul is an outsider
What?
>>18431162In the presence of Scarlett.
>veteran territory
>21 matches
Alright y'all , I will see you tomorrow. No one is watching this shit match.
Time for some LoGOD kino bros
Lowkey but also highkey think this will slap
double turn
logan paul and jelly form the new outsiders
randy and drew kiss
>>18432108For me it was Jacqueline.
I swear, if I wasn't a no-life-having friendless loser I'd completely stop watching this dreck.
>>18432105> you have to respect logan paulNo, I donโt. Heโs an idiot youtuber who only gets booked because his energy drink sponsors wwe
>>18431074 (OP)>>18432114I hope this literal who fat fuck gets shoot injured
>>18431074 (OP)Why is jelly roll wrestling now
>>18431947Tiffy looks so hot and fuckable in pics but looks old and busted on live tv.
>Randy Orton & Jelly Roll vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul is YOUR Summerslam WWE 2025 main event
holy fucking GRIM...this must be why ticket sales are down in record numbers...
>>18431145If I could film it and share the link here I'd buy her 2 bottles. The big ones.
My money is on jelly roll. I hope he beats logan paul's ass and gets his revenge.
tyronewillis i know you're here, you're right, this is a white man's game
Insider here. Druski jumps in and starts shooting on Logan when Jelly is getting pounded. They go over and take a photo in the middle of the ring.
Enjoy.
>>18432117>No more Scarlett now since they buried Kross and for sure aren't renewing his contract
I hope Drew shoots on Jelly tbqh
Will Jellyroll spill his Jelly?
>>18432145Punk and Gunther is the main event
when was the last time drew had that coat
>>18432141Logan Paul is like Hangmaam but actually a draw and good at wrestling
Yeah I'm gonna go jork it to male on futa doujins. See you boys at the main event
i would honestly like to see world champ logan paul
he just needs a little something more than "its me logan paul from youtube"
>teaming up with the maga maverick
based
>>18432145Still outselling AEW :)
>You were gonna call him a faggot
WTF COLE
>>18432145You forgot Punk and Gunther
>>18432145me prolapsing your anus is the real main event
>jellygod gets an austin level pop
https://x.com/theanglejoey/status/1951788470411678152?s=46
bye krossโฆ
they've been hyping up jelly roll's training and all that shit, but weren't they saying the same of feinguy?
>>18431074 (OP)what BWC does to a kween
>>18432144She looks fine in motion too.
>MAGA Maverick
wow. they're not even hiding it anymore
>>18432186Punk vs Gunther.
damn why is the production/presentation this year so soulless looking
>Calls Logan the Maga Maverick
>Tells Cole to eat a dick
Wade is incredibly based.
Why would you use this as entrance music?
Fuck it, I like Jelly Roll
>>18432116But who's the third man brother?
I've never heard a Jelly Roll song before.
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Jelly Roll's face tattoos are awful
WHO'S YA DADDY
WHO'S YA BABY
WHO'S YA BUDDY
WHO'S YA FRIEND
You can hear a pin drop in there.
>new york city new jersey
didn't this guy used to be like 600lbs
Why are both threads active? FUCK PICK A SINGLE THREAD YOU PRICKS
this guy drinks bud light
>>18432185Man....if what I'm hearing is real....
Poor Kross.
Alright, this is a good time to go on a LONG shitting and pissing break
Kross for Buddy. Good trade.
>>18432213jelly roll's entrance isn't even one of his songs
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>>18432195>The MAGA Maverick
please drew KWAB this guy
>>18432210During his sit-down interview on Smackdown he was unironically charming.
>>18432216Every face tattoo is awful
>>18432220He was born in 1984
>>18432175 Donโt do that brother
>>18432220you gotta be ribbing me
NGL bros I haven't enjoyed a PLE in months. The booking has been so boring.
Is Jelly Roll gonna sue his giant swinging moobs to give Logan a bitchtitagree?????
Mum walked in on my watching this. Gave me a look of disappointment and closed the door
Probably deserved as I look back at 1:10am to my Netflix screen showing Jelly Roll vs Logan Paul
i thought this guy could sing
>>18432185Being a Drew and Kross fan is suffering.
holy fuck wwe is TERRIBLE
Jellyroll is definitely on ozempic, he's gonna change his name to veggieroll soon.
This card fucking sucks. Too many niggers.
>no pop
JELLYROLLS IS DIMELESS
This shit does NOT feel like Wrestlemania. It feels like a basic PLE
>fat tattoed fuck married to some bimbo whore
This always happens
jelly roll finner tear both his quads
Damn Jelly's got a bimbo wife
>>18432227this is the only active thread
>He's the son of a sinner
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>His finisher is the Jelly Roll
>Makes his opponents Roll in his Jelly
why does the ring announcer use a fake voice
I think Wade has been drinking all night
Paul chads it's time for us to drop this fat fuck outsider
>Lost 230lb
What? Was this literally who morbidly obese before?
>>18432185wow he's leaving the ring while selling like literally every wrestler who just ate a pin does
What exactly am I supposed to be getting from this?
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>a podcast host
>>18432257if he was a pothead he'd be bluntroll?
Imagine the loose skin on Jelly Roll if he takes his top off btw
>>18432270...I had the same thread open in 2 different tabs and kept switching back and forth thinking they were separate threads...
>>18432253Great match btw.
Crowd will be dead when the bell rings
>janny woke up and is deleting the shrimp spam and the tranny shitpost spam threads
janny face turn???? hunter did you book this?????????
>>18432280Gooner Wade is my current favorite Wade. Dudes an absolute horn dog.
Potential matchkino incoming
>>18432284Based.
Fuck outsiders and celebs.
why is jellyrolls mouth always open
Iโve never seen an industry plant like " Jelly Roll " in my life. Why the fuck is he everywhere, who likes this shit?
Jelly Roll weighs twice as much as me and is probably an inch shorter
>>18432185Can we keep scarlet
kek Logan hitting the pose
>>18432287Yup he looked like a typical amerishart
>No pop for me! NO POP FOR ME!
>>18432227Why the fuck isn't there a sticky? Dealing with these trannies making 100 different splits is fucking annoying.
>>18432266nigga wrestlemania 3 months ago it's august.
>Roman/Jey vs Bron/Bronson was good
>Women's tag was okay but who cares about the women
>Sami and Kross was godawful
>Jade squashed
Can JellyGODS turn this around /pw/?
>>18432308Jelly Roll is over as fuck.
>>18432297thatโs every wwe match
>>18432269living the american dream
>>18432287>Was this literally who morbidly obese before?He's named after a Little Debbie snack cake, what do you think?
>entrances start
>go to the store for some snacks
>return
>still entrances
>>18432305he's an obese mouth breather like 95% of the inhabitants of this board.
>>18432308>Billie Elish>Sabrina Carpenter>All the hood Latino artitsts
JUST START THE DAMN MATCH ENOUGH WITH THE MEME SING ALONG
jelly GOD finna do a moonsault trust the plan
>>18432266feels like summerslam to me
>>18432320Retardkun, Summerslam is supposed to feel as big as Wrestlemania. That's why it has 2 nights, it's supposed to be equal.
JELLYROLL IS OVER BROTHER
if jelly roll doesn't do a shooting star press we are not watching
>>18432338the first two are hot
>>18432339you have autism, entrances are based
>Crowd actually chanting Jelly Roll
He's so over bros
>>18432336I bet you cried when it happened. Too much estrogen in your system? KWAB
>>18432338Billie had some decent songs
>>18432335Still skinnier than Redditfags
>>18432338I'd cum in Billie Eilish, even if she is a coalburner.
You got to be mentally ill to have face tattoos. All the people i know in real life with face tattoos are scumbags
if drew doesnt kick mr. roll's head into the nosebleeds then he is doomed to midcard hell
jelly roll's that guy who wears a shirt to the beach
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>>18432348Until they have elaborate entrances like they do during Wrestlemania, it won't be
>>18432352Billie Elish looks like she sleeps in a dumpster
>>18432266Wrestlemania PPV was months ago you chud
Jellyroll is such a disgusting fat sweaty fuck
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL
>>18432365Yeah, Joe Biden won 5 years ago
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JELLY
JELLY ROLL
JELLY
JELLY ROLL
>>18432291If he were French, he'd be Profiterole
so is this gonna lead to like a randy and drew feud
what are we doing here
That "too heavy" spot would've made sense when Jelly Roll was 500lbs, he probably weighs the same as Orton now.
>>18432375>implying drew isnโt already doomed to midcard hell and back
>slow walking finisher
FAT BOY IS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IN THE RING
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First time I heard about Jelly Roll was from Jeff Jarrett on a Giant Bomb podcast. I wonder if they're friends.
I'll never forgive the bongs for this goddamn chant
This nigga Jelly Roll is trash
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why does jelly roll have better worked punches than anyone else in wrestling right now
This is definitely one way to kill time
Why do white women love Sabrina Carpenter so much
JELLY IS ON A ROLL
JELLY IS ON A ROLL
SOMEBODY CALL PIGJAMA
SOMEBODY CALL PIGJAMA
ngl bros, this guy is not good in the ring
Thread pretty slow for a fed show
who has that picture from NXT i think deadline of ethan page with his face in oba femi's tits
that's what jelly and drew just did kek
So is it just going to be Jelly trying to solo the two, wearing them down a bit but getting fucked up and then Randy squashes them?
Is he actually fucking scared? What the fuck is this shit
Get Bad Bunny fucking back in here
Jelly Roll is still a better wrestler than any woman
The jellster is tellin a story brother
Drew please kill this fat fuck.
Anyone else going for a smoke break during this shit tier match?
Might rub one out to Trish Stratus too. Care to join, fellas?
Is there a reason they put all the tag matches on one night
He's better than Ospreay that's for sure
The weeknd should work a match. I would love to see that crying manlet get suplexed
sorry jelly jay did it better
>>18432420Americans donโt sing it properly. Itโs like half a beat too slow because their brains have been fried by high sugar goods
Plus they overuse it. You may hear one chant to this tune at a 90 minute football match in the UK but yanks only have about 3 different tunes for chants so they use it every 10 minutes
https://x.com/amisylle/status/1951793960344776739
Pretty boring Summer Slam. Props to this Shrimp guy for streaming it though.
Jelly has better facials than most everyone in AEW. He can actually emote in the ring
>>18432441>No more Scarlett now after burying Kross
Jelly is getting a couple stiff shots on him. I bet he told them to make hurt backstage.
>>18432459The tlc tag cluster fuck is tomorrow
Finna go make some nachos
Jelly with some pure strikes there
mmmmmm
>>18432444look at his build
he can take himself to snap city with the simplest mistake
>>18432459the smackdown tag TLC is on tomorrow
but that's the only good one
>tfw Drew is gonna have to eat the pin from Jelly Roll
>censoring crowd a chants
>on a streaming service
WHY ARE THEY CENSORING FUCK YOU CHANTS ON A PLE
>bleeping cursing on PPV
We live in the worst timeline
>>18432459They put all the gimmick matches on one night too
>>18432469it's embarrassing watching Drew sell for him,I can understand why you would want to deflect
>mfw Collision got preempted for this
>>18432468>He will never come back because they chose no dimes kill tony over himFire Paul
jelly hair is banishing midmatch
Logan bouncing Jelly Roll's head off his crotch was good shit.
I canโt wait until jelly roll get to inducted into the wwe hall of fame in 10 years
>>18432497he has the exact same build as brody king who wrestles all the time in aew
Drew his channelling his 3MB era
YOU WORKED REAL HARD TO MAKE THEM FORGET DREW
DON'T DO IT
DON'T GO BACK
>Drew tagged in and wasn't holding the tag rope
Jellyroll has a bald spot
>>18432483because it has an obese non-athletic rapper in it?
>>18432399If he were Japanese, he'd be Sushi Roll
>>18432511Made me kinda hard ngl. Not a faggot though.
>>18432520Jim Cornette is a faggot ass nigger
>>18432523so does drew
randy is bald
logan's hairline was receding but he may have gotten plugs
hmm this nicca jelly roll kinda wack match is too slow his fat ass need to be carried too much
>Jelly Roll having to sell for these jobbers
lol
I FEEL GASSES IN MY ASS
THEY RUMBLE HARD
THEY WANT TO PASS
>>18432518sorry aew's not on lil bro
>>18431074 (OP)Do announce tables not break anymore?
Jelly didn't know how to take the punch lmao
>>18432520When people like Cornette and his wife exist, how is anyone a virgin? Wouldn't it be easy to just find a swinger/cuck situation and bang someone's wife?
jellyroll w/ cream filling
This card needed one of the gimmick matches. Tomorrow has the cluster fuck ladder match and the steel cage match
THE JELLY HAS BEEN ROLLED
I REPEAT
THE JELLY HAS BEEN ROLLED
Jellygods we can still win this trust the plan
HES PRIMED AND READY TO FLY
Drew deserves better than this.
>>18432571People have standards, you mong.
This is just a regular Randy Orton tag match- you could replace jelly with any jobber on the smackdown roster and this plays out the exact same? Why isnโt jelly roll doing frog splashes and canon balls? Whatโs the point of booking a celebrity if you donโt make them look absurdly and cartoonishly good? Thatโs the whole point- I miss Vince, Paul doesnโt understand the business and never has
this fat idiot just adjusting and obviously preparing on the table
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>>18432563theyโre reinforced or whatever (but only sometimes)
damn... right in the rolls...
"Vintage Orton"
Cole is such a massive retard
Holy fuck that splash kek
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
I never expected Jelly Roll to take something like that
>>18432572what did he mean by this?
>>18432571Some people don't want to mate with farm animals
>>18432572That's insane lmfao
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made me think of this kino
>>18432586Nah, scottish โpeopleโ deserve to be ritually humiliated
RIP jello guy or whatever
Jellybros not like this...
>adjusting his position to get slammed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Kek imagine telling someone last year Jelly Roll would be taking bumps like that
bah gawd they killed jelly roll!!!!!
I feel like the desk didn't collapse correctly... Look at all of the debris.
Splash with the sunglasses on is crazy man
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Props to Jelly for taking that.
>>18432572>it's ok when WWE does it
Kek that table didnt have enough give, Logan fucked him up
Logan can splash all he wants, he will never be over with me.
LOGOAT KILLED MR. JELLY!!
>>18432626i wish he was as fat as he was last year doing it
Ok, fine. I'll pop for logan on that one. Holy fuck.
>here comes the viral moment!!
oh shit
that table is truly FUCKED
>>18432608Logan took it on his knees & elbows. Genuinely didn't touch him with the splash.
>>18432646this but unironically
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he's actually fucking dead
the new tables they've been using are so fucked
Logan Paul is a sensational athlete, absolute top tier wrestler
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Logan paul actually sucks and cant wrestle
>>18432674and youtuber, i agree
Jellyroll gonna do the mick foley spot
What the hell is on Logan Paul's chest?
Good for jelly for taking that bump
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Jelly roll is a fat fuck and has a hot wife. Feels bad man
>A nigga named Jelly Roll
Yjk Jelly Roll's wife steps out on him any chance she gets.
is he shoot ded or he's gonna go "actually, let me come back"
>>18432702bitch ass ngga is crying lmao
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jelly selling well with his big fat sad face
he's working us, HE'S WORKING US
>>18432705He is gonna Mick Foley it.
>>18432699He's rich and famous you idiot
Jelly lost all of his jelly
>>18432687I'd rather see Drew hit his fat ass head 12 times
I hope this fat fuck is injured
LOL LOGANS BYE BYE. What a fucking dick. I love it.
mr orton.... i dont feel so good..
>>18432705Its a work but i'll pop like a good dronie anyway kek
>>18432692Jellyโs jacket has vinyl lettering and it keeps coming off
>>18432705Hes gonna hulk up you fucking mark
jelly is a good performer ngl unless he is shoot injured lmao
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Havenโt kept up with country music but I donโt remember them having face tattoos
>>18432572Where's the splash webm?
JOLLY ROLL IS OVER AS FUCK
>>18432729would blow the roof off
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WHERE'S THE BLACK HOLE SLAM
logan sold that chokeslam so well
>>18432745jelly is somehow universally liked for the most part
>>18432732Kevin Steen wearing a shirt in the ring is strange but a jacket is wild work
jelly didn't hear no bell DIMES
>drew jobbing to "jelly roll"
drewbros......
Holy fuck they are killing Drew with this shit.
It's never been more over for Drew.
>>18432738LoGOD nails it once again
>>18432738Most based wrestling moment of the year
I'm smiling. They got me.
>wwe champion that beat brock lesnar for it jobbing to jelly roll
Chokeslam would have been kino if Jelly hadnโt taken so long
WWE should seriously implement a height limit to use the chokeslam. It never looks good when a short guy does it
>>18432704She does look like a trailer park whore
Jelly Roll is the zoomer Mankind
>some fat guy can kick it with professional wrestlers
nice semen slurping sports entertainment ya got here
>too fucked up to pull up logan's leg
kek
Jellybros, not like thisโฆ
this might be Drew's last match as well
FUTURE ENDEAVOR soon
>>18432791Jelly Roll isn't short you fucking retard
Haha get fucked jelly roll
Jelly roll sucked as well, v sloppy
JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL
JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL
JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL
JOBBYROLL
>JOBBYROLL
How is that a not a DQ? The ref saw Randy come in and RKO.
>>18431074 (OP)That ending sucked
>Drew McIntyre had to take the world's slowest black hole slam from fucking Jelly Roll
It's fucking over Drew bros
Niggers suck and should be lynched
lmao get fucked Jellycucks
LoGODS win
the jelly roll slam wasnt enough...
>>18432809Relatively shorter to the ones who use chokeslam and make it look good
Holy shit that was really good
>>18432635They spent half a mil on R&D with a stunt prop company to design the new tables. They safely hold the weight of 2 wrestlers and can take minor impacts without collapsing. Then when needed the supports can be removed and they'll collapse/explode in a satisfying way.
Does jelly eat an RKO for losing?
that shit sucked
the entire night has sucked so far
Iโm glad Jelly was willing to job unlikely most celebs
>>18432841Big Boom AJ has like 15 years of in-ring experience.
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>Promoting Trump during the Epstein controversy
Surely this wonโt bite them in the ass
>>18432986Let's not pretend it was ever going to be released.
>>18432986Like it or not that POS is the sitting President and signed an EO to combat obese kids.
>>18432905How many matches has he had?