Thread 18432817

Logan is the best wrestler on the roster

BACK TO THE INDIES JOBBYROLL

Stupid match. Can we stop inviting dumb redneck singers into the WWE? Same with dumb e-streamers too?

>this was the match of the night so far
the absolute state of WWE

dubs and seff cashes in

how is jelly roll a better seller than 80% of the wwe roster?

The Jelly Roll experiment failed. Another L for Paul and the E.

Dogshit match

what was the point of this match if the celebrity loses

BASED
FUCK OUTSIDERS

LOGANG IS UNSTOPPABLE

Why do European continue to pretend they don't know who jelly roll is especially after this?

>>18432817 (OP)
What a waste of time

>>18432817 (OP)
JELLYKEKS LOST
LOGODS STAY WINNING

>>18432861
actual entertainer

LOGANG!!!!

6/10
a few fun spots

imagine jobbing in your debut. good booking triple fag

Logan is actually so good wtf

>>18432865
Logan won dumbass

honestly? not that bad

>>18432865
Holy shit shut the fuck up about point

>some fat guy is more over than half the division
how?

Horrible, shitty ahh match. Hope Uncle Dave gives it only 1 star

jelly roll is a really good babyface lmao

Buddy got his moves kicked out at one. I think being attacked by jelly roll is more respectable.

Anything else or just Phil and guntah

That match sucked so hard I'm gonna beat a nigger over it

I NEED A PICKUP TRUCK
MY NAME IS JELLY RAWL

Props to jelly roll for taking the big bumps and the story of the match was great but jesus christ they had to sell for this fat fuck's punches and awful maneuvering

>>18432865
so triple h and michael hayes can say that they worked us in unreal season 2

Surprisingly fun match, but never have jelly roll do a match again

>>18432874
I'm an Native American (white) and I didn't know who Jelly Roll was.

CAN IT BE?
IT IS
IT'S CINNAMON
JELLY ROLL'S BROTHER CINNAMON ROLL IS COMING IN FOR THE SAVE

>>18432853
Roman/Jey Vs Bron/Bronson was better. Everything else sucked though, especially Sami and Kross.

Celebs don't lose, wtf is wrong with Jelly roll?

jelly vs paul wrestlemania

>>18432865
Uhhhh you see uhhhh expectations subverted uhhhhh this isn’t just men in tights it’s literature uhhhh

The only person to rival Logan's frogsplash is Dom.

WTF?

WHO WAS IN PARIS?????

>>18432892
based grayson

WREN SPOTTED

LEMME JOB TO YA

gotta love the maga maverick

>>18432909
It's his first match, he's doing his best.

Jelly Roll sucked.

L for WWE

>>18432817 (OP)
I told all of you that would be the best match of either night. Simply too many greats to suck

LOGOD CHADS

>>18432892
I mean find the lie

It was fun 3.5* some nice spots and Jelly didnt' botch

seff should recruit jelly rollins into his crew when he heals up

>>18432860
Everything about this match was great

Dumb orange pedo

>>18432934
>real wrestler

IS THAT DRUMPF REEEEEE

BASED TRUMP

>>18432892
Trvth nvke, gotta love the Wallster.

>>18432865
I like when the celeb loses

>>18432940
>>Jelly Roll sucked
he sure did

is it over?

>>18432904
Seth vs Punk for the title after that

Isn't this show ending kinda early?

It's gonna be over by 9pm

Jelly Roll is based for taking that splash and doing the job. also for attempting to tell a story about actually being afraid to share the ring with someone who could kill him in kayfabe like Drew

ew get him off my screen pls

Why are they fucking shilling the White House fuck this chud company

>>18432944
Celebrity has a mediocre match and drones say it was the best on the show is routine at this point

>>18432817 (OP)
Troon bros….

OH NO
TRUMP AGAIN
XITTER WONT LIKE THAT ONE

Holy shit Donald made a return to Wwe

>Trump trash

amazing.

>>18432925
Kys Domfag

QUICK MUTE THE CROWD WHILE WE PLAY THE TRUMP VIDEO

We don't like that Orange Cheeto rapist

My wife Rhea regains her title tomorrow night.

KINOROLL

>>18432922
He looks like a cg character from one of those 2003 uncanny valley polar express movies

0 pop for becky and her hog KEK

Anyone got any links to legit incest porn? I need that nut.

I can't believe they had to carry a fat celebrity through the match. That's so unexpected.

>>18432973
Do you actually believe that

Night 2 looks fucking GRIM

>>18432932
HUGE if true

Wren and deaf orton in the slim jim commercial?

>>18432977
That was a top 10 celebrity performance, as far as I'm concerned.

>>18432976
Titile match is going 1 hour

>>18432996
>Orange Cheeto rapist
That's a funny nickname for Tim Walz

>>18432981
He’s a wwe hall of famer you retard

>>18433006
Holy fuck I need a name here

>>18432996
Beloved

WWE Hall of Famer, Current President, and Epstein Client list member Donald Trump

>pop every mens match announced
>no pop every womens match announced

Lole!!!

>all these gimmick matches tomorrow but none tonight
What were they thinking?

Iyo turns me the fuck on with everything she does. Even her matchup pic motion is sexy

When's the women's threeway?

>>18432981
Yeah I try and keep wrestling and politics separate but they won't stop shoving it down my throat.
Its all so tiresome.

seff

>>18432951
motn so far, which is grimm for the fed, but actually cool for jelly roll

Imagine unironically being a WWE fan

>>18433006
Gee I hope that’s a man with a cute feminine penise

I don't even give a shit about stip matches anymore since nobody blades

>>18433023
Who aligned with you?

TIME TO MAKE PEE DUB SEETHE

the sweltering summer of 05...

>>18432981
You can thank Triple Epstein for that. He loves glazing the criminal President

Man, I wish libtards pretended to care this much about pedos all along.

Kek reddit live thread all saying they’ve turned off because the orange man was on the screen for 5 seconds
Imagine sitting through all this slop for the past 3 hours only to turn it off before the only watchable match because you got mindbroken by a fat 70 year old pedophile. Kek

>8:30pm EST
>Main Event

no summer of 92

>Trump got an Austin-level pop
BASED

THE SCORCHING SUMMER OF 2011

seth roll or jelly rollins?

GIve Gunther your energy

>>18432995
DONALD, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>>18433011
she's in the LA Knight and Jey Slim Jim commercial

wwe was shit in 2011 btw

>ring of (w)hores title
lmao

Man they really acknowledged the roh summer of punk

kek based punkster

>gunther v punk ends
>BURN IT DOWN

>releasing Kacy and then advertising american ninja warrior during a ple
kek

>RoH mentioned
I didn't expect that, honestly

We do love chez here

>>18433071
True

>>18433020
Seconding this

>another punk tribute package
hes jobbing

>>18433060
In new york too. Its unironically over for the dems

>>18432981
>>18433052
Niggermala lost LOL!

Did I miss Iyo vs Rhea?

So Punk's gimmick is basically "hey remember the time..."

HEIL GUNTHER o/

I think Phil goes over tonight lads

>>18433055
Too busy grooming kids or killing them in the womb to pretend to care

>>18433070
Was pretty entertaining actually

>>18433096
Iyo vs. Rhea vs. Naomi is tomorrow

Is Seth cashing in tonight?

>>18433096
that's tomorrow, silly goose

>>18433096
that's tomorrow

Rollins cashing in on Punk would be an excellent end to the night. I doubt it happens though.

Punk is going to win isn't he.

Why is everyone talking about President Pedo? Did Joe Biden appear?

GOOOOONTA

blue buffalo killed my cat in 2014

>>18433098
what's up with lolis and nazis? why is this combination so based?

>>18433096
tomorrow

>>18432817 (OP)
Use the proper gamethreads numbers aewtist.

>>18433107
think he cashes in tomorrow to spice up the ending of face vs face
here it's either clean gunther or clean punk

>>18433113
I hope so
Fuck Walter

Rollins is defo coming back since the show has been very mid so far and Jasethy's goons lost

>>18433107
God I hope so. It's the only thing that can save tonight and even that's shaky.

The shows in the tri state have to end early because transit stops running and people get murdered in the subway and streets after certain hours because it’s a shithole

Gunther is the real best in the world

>>18433113
>>18433101
I hope not.

>>18433113
He suddenly wants to become champion after Hangman won. Punk still chasing Hangman

>>18433037
i imagine it will open tomorrow

Since WWE are going full corpus lol anyway I kinda wanna see a YEAH/YEET tag team partnership where they wear slim Jim themed attire and stop the match every 3 minutes to do the catchphrases with the audience

>>18433117
That’s not a loli

how did tony fumbled cm punk?

MUSSOLINI

Giga pop for Punker as usual

>>18433114
Yeah, he wandered on stage and shit himself

>>18433133
who's hangman? is that a UFC fighter?

>>18433057
You've been conditioned

>D'Brickashaw
The fuck is that a real name?

Wtf is this the main event already??

I’d sell my soul for Buddy on tv god damn it. I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take this anymore.

>>18433113
>>18433113
Why are they giving Punk the secondary title? Why aren't they treating Punk like the true star that he is?
He should be in Cody's spot, what the fuck. He keeps doing these night one "main events", fighting for the inferior title.

Goonther is not a main event level talent

>>18433113
Sethany made a promise Punk won't be champion

Punk's the only dime drawer they have left

Remember when punk said he would never wrestle in the wwe again

IT'S SLOBBERIN TIME

BOOONOOO FACE!!!! ITS OVER

CM Israel

>tko rushing night 1 of summerslam for a fucking ufc gaypex card at 9 est
lmao

phil needs to bring this look from AEW over, it was insanely based

>fantastic flop costume
he's losing

Looks like he's jobbing

Wait, is this really the main event???? But it's not even 9pm yet kek

Punk dressed as the israeli flag to fight a nazi

>>18433155
Not enough hours of adverts?

TWELVE YEARS PUNKGODS
THIS IS THE NIGHT HE WINS ANOTHER TITLE

>>18433163
Recommend me a good hentai with tons of rape

hey guys it's me cm p-ack!

>>18433048
I don’t appear in the Epstein files anon, Trump does

Punk gotta be mad he has to follow Trump

I hope punk has a career ending injury or something.

Dam, crowd is DED!

>>18433159
he is literally in the main event

>>18433055
I don't understand why Americans act like calling people they don't like a pedo at every available chance will automatically make them win at life.

>Punk cleaned up his beard and hair
Gunther bros it's so over...

Punk should put Gunther over here

Ball Ball Ball

cm cuck

AWIEIEOWOWOWOWHAHA :dddd LET'S FUCKING GOOOG :-))DDD

>>18433158
whod wanna see a slim old guy in the main spot

>No clobberin time
They fear the Fantastic 4

>>18433176
No homo but he has great hair. Shouldnt waste it going with a fade

>Trump tributes
>Punk is israeli now

I am shoot just going to start watching Tony's circus if this nonsense doesn't stop

>>18433189
Naw, that's you, not Trump

did phil trip what the fuck was that

Cunny Muncher Punk

>Glass Bones Phil vs. Unstoppable German

Seriously, why did they book this waste of time when we could have had an LA Knight or Bron Breakker push?

Everyone knows Punk is gonna job.

>>18433196
Yuros do the same, bitch.

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Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

[spoiler]soon[/spoiler]

>>18433189
Epstein has nothing on you bud

>>18433207
wtf he doesn't have great hair, he's got the same hairline as walton goggins.

GOONTAH

NEWPORT PUNK
>NEWPORT PUNK
NEWPORT PUNK

>>18433209
>not watching the best of both anyway

BOOBOO FACE

>>18433221
based gimmick

>>18433196
It's not Americans, it's leftists and they always project

GOONTAH

Gunther has final boss energy

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>>18433188
>dom shooting at punk with his ufc history
based

>>18433189
Joe Biden is in the Epstein files tho

>>18433204
Dirty Dom being dangerously based, as usual.

>>18433190
at this point punk would fight at that ufc july 4 card next year and throat trump on the way to the octagon before getting raped by colby covington

I don't care who wins, I just hope it is a good match and that Seff doesn't insert himself in it

FUCK DINO AND FUCK FRED FLINTSTONE

>>18433225
he's had that exact same hairline since he was a teenager, that's pretty good

Punk needs to do something about those eyebags, I heard putting ice a few minutes a day will fix them.

>>18433228
Kek

>>18433214
>>18433223
>All Trumpfags can do is try to deflect while Trump has thousands of mentions in the Epstein files

Großer Gunther, schlag den alten Punk

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>>18433244
>falling for a worked shoot with the lowest hanging fruit because you love your fat Mexican
Kek

We're about to see if Gunther can politic

This company does not have the roster to warrant a 2-night Summerfest.

Dubs and Seth screws Punk after he wins the title

The bags under Punks eyes reflect a tired, miserable man, devoid of meaning. I know this because I have the same bags.

>>18433222
Pretty much. Punk will win and Seth will cash in on him, restarting their feud.

>>18433242
he needs his reich again

>>18433242
You're a faggot

>>18433246
Everyone in the US establishment is in it, that’s why neither democrats or republicans will release it

GUNTHER NEEDS TO WIN

>>18433257
Preparation H will do the trick.

I know that sounds like a joke because CM Punk is a notorious asshole but it really works.

>>18433257
my grandmother kept spoons in her freezer for eye bags

>Bron and Bronson look like bitches
>Roxanne and Raquel buried
>Kross buried, Sami not a heel or having any seeds planted for him to become one
>Jade squashed
>Pointless celebrity match
Did you rike it?

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>>18433158
it's impressive that punk can be simoultaneously in ring making his entrance and shitposting on /pw/
How's aj? she aged like milk, huh?

>>18433246
Kill him too then you cultists

>>18433218
HHH sees every non-Wrestlemania show (even the “second biggest PLE of the year) as filler which should be exclusively filled with predictable matches and long drawn out feuds to get through the year to the big payoff show

this nappy head announcer

>>18433242
final solution energy*

>>18433253
Doesn't Punk make Dino cry like a little bitch in that show?

I fucking hate these streaming apps they always pause my video for no reason and ask if I’m watching then I have to get up and find my remote it is very upsetting

>>18433237
Thank you

>>18433261
This pedo is seething, lmao

CM Punk? Supports a pedo.

>>18433189
Poorfag.

>>18433262
AUF DIE FRESSE
AUF DIE FRESSE
AUF DIE FRESSE

Why is there a steel cage hanging tonight?

Something funny from someone who lives in Chicago. The actual punks and leftists won't let him protest with them anymore. Last time he tried, they sent his ass home lmao

>>18433158
if you wanna make the secondary title feel important at all you need top level stars like punk to hold it, not damian priests and jey usos

both these niggas have boo boo face

>>18433158
Wasn't the world heavyweight his first big title win?

I miss when ring announcers looked the part and didn't look like theater kids

>>18433246
All the presidents are. You don't get to that position without having dirt on you to keep you in control.

>>18433286
Looks fine

>>18433240
lol

lmao even

The one thing the American 2 party system can actually do is bipartisan efforts to restrict freedom by using muh pedos as an excuse

>>18433306
For Solo and Fatu tomorrow night

Seth cash in it is..

It's funny how after Samantha left they got another black chick and made her do the autism voice

Call it bros. Clean finish or some shenanigans

Lol I've done a 100% flip on Philip after hearing his Helwani interview.
I still think he's a faggot who stole main card money from Curtis Blaydes etc, but

Ryne Sandberg didn't die for this

>>18433294
Sounds like your TV, not the app.

>>18433261
Pedo Joe Biden lost the 2024 election. Cry harder.

>>18433299
half of america supports a pedo nowadays.

>>18433218
LA Knight is trash bro.

You think Phil saw the latest Whora pics?

>>18433310
Rollins winning confirmed

>>18433308
cant be a chameleon forever

Punk should suck Gunther's titties.

>>18433315
now show a full body picture

>>18433306
they probably just don't wanna set it up for tomorrow
funny enough i saw punk/gunther at a house show last year and it was actually in a steel cage

skinny fat vs muscular fat

>>18433321
She was doing it before her in NXT

Recycle this thread when the bump limit is hit.
>>18432815
>>18432815
>>18432815

>>18433315
My cock can only get so hard.
Isn't that the fine shyt from Lucifer? I'm so jealous of Punk. He gets them taking turns riding him

>>18433086
>>18433086
>>18433086

I brush my teeth three times a day

Seth ruins this match for Punk to lose and cashes tomorrow

>>18433315
>Aimee Garcia is 45

>>18433267
just this week a video of gunther showing off his private bus went viral, he'll do what he's told and be the greatest fed soldier, at least for now.

Gunther's getting chunky again huh?

Punk wins with a buckshot lariat, smirks to the camera and says "suck it TK". Rollings cashes in and takes punk's new title.

Seth isn't going to save this shit fags stop coping

>>18433348
alicia should still be down there
get mike rome up here ASAP

>>18433356
Dimes

>>18433167
>Sucks blood money covered dick in your path

>>18433355
Fuck off

>>18433354
It is

they ran this show early for a fucking ufc filler card that starts on the hour btw

>Open Peacock just the watch punk vs gunther
>Loads the first 3 seconds of the PLE today (cole talking about the women's tag up next)
>black screen
>buffers
>plays this over and over never going live
the fuck

I hear some retards trying to do the sing with cm punk. It doesnt work you dummies

I despise that England ruined chants making that CODY CODY RHODES chant and now they do it for all wrestlers in the US

CM, CM PUUHUUNK
>CM, CM PUUHUUNK
have the european tours ruined wrestling chants forever?

>>18433356
You should only brush up and down, not side to side, and use a soft brush.

how long until Punk gets hard

Clean Gunther as always

>>18433374
no fucking way lol

Punk dont have to body to wrestle ina speedo

what is this botchmania-tier match

>ring general
>botches a stomp
lmao

>>18433381
No, smark fans ruined it.

>>18433361
Seems a little fanciful to think Punk could do the necessary somersault.

>>18433375
Turn off uBlock, it breaks it.

>>18433384
What's wrong with side to side?

punk move in slow motion. I can see why they dont let him wrestle much

why are they doing mat work in front of normie Hype Moments and Aura crowd

>>18433421
It's harsh on the enamel and leaves abrasions

>>18433374
Fuck GAYFC
who watches that shit

>>18433437
None of these shows have any aura

This Unreal shit is going to kill this already terminally gay business.

>>18433293
yeah it's kind of fucked up

BURN IT DOWN INCOMING