I know the match hasn't even begun yet but fuck it.
WE DID IT PEPSICHADS! After 12 long years /ourguy/ is back on top your new World Heavyweight Champion. There will NOT be a screwjob cash in. Guara-damn-teed.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS ACTUALLY A FUCKING WORK
SETH GODS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
They need to retire the MITB concept already.
>>18433137 (OP)KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>18433137 (OP)Get cucked Philly Phil you cancer KEK
Paul hugging Seff was cute
POST YFW LAUGHING AT PHILKEKS
YALL NIGGAS GOT WORKED BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Not watching a Seff reign of terror, sorry Hunter
>Seth actually faked an ACL tear and took a loss to LA Knight to cash in
diabolical
That don't work for me brother.
>>18434105All will be revealed in WWE Unreal season 2
So Kross and Punk both leaving the promotion huh
>>18434047Nobody got worked. He got injured and just healed fast.
>>18434105Was LA Knight in on it or was he worked?
>piss and moan and throw tantrums until you get booked way beyond your look, ability, and sheer (lack of) likability merits
>one thing goes wrong in 2014, so you take your ball and go home
>decide getting into MMA in your 40s is the move
>KEK 0-2
>sign on with new promotion since they don't know any better
>know you're an emotional blind spot for MJF; ride his coattails to some semblance of relevance
>manage to make it a full two years before burning that bridge
>come crawling back to WWE
>get hurt immediately
>recover, finally get to main event "night four of a buy one get one extravaganza"
>do the same potato salad promo every week until Summerslam
>win the belt!
>a guy named after a type of cheese hits ya with the 'ole Willy Wonka, and you lose the belt in 5 minutes
Did I miss anything? KWABOTY confirmed.
>back on top
>with the company's #2 belt
WHEW
>>18435946>>a guy named after a type of cheeseThere's a type of cheese called Seth?
>>18436016he means colby like the jack cheese
>>18436146There's a type of cheese called Jack?
>>18436427first off you can't be this dumb bruh
even if you never heard of colby jack which was what the anon was talking about
you should have at least heard of monterey jack which also has jack in its name thanks to doritos
or even pepper jack
i don't even like cheese and i know these things
>>18436594Yeah but it's not just called Jack thats different. So technically your wrong.
OHHHHHHHH WHOOOOOOOAAAAA
OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH
>eliminated by the youtuber in royal rumble
>choked out in elimination chamber
>punches in the balls by heyman during mania main event (night 1)
>gotta chase cena to saudi arabia and have to apologize in front of angry saudis
>finally get a title after decades (five minutes) and a guy on crutches takes it from you
HUMILIATION OF PUNK CONTINUES