Thread 18433944

SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK

>>18433944 (OP)
UH OH STINKY

>>18433944 (OP)
KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
OHNONONONONO HAHAHAHAHA

KWAB

The humiliation ritual continues

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18433944 (OP)
KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
KWAB

KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
LMAOOOOO

>>18433944 (OP)
OPBROS...

Sorry brother, that doesn't work for me.

not so fast

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF OP

>>18433944 (OP)
BURN IT DOWN

KWABOTY

I thought Punk winning was the gayest fucking thing and then Seth Rollins cashed in which was somehow gayer

>>18433944 (OP)
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd NEEEEEEEEEW KWABOTYC

>>18433944 (OP)
Nashian

lmao

>>18433944 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>18433944 (OP)
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KWABOTY

>>18433944 (OP)
AND NEW

>>18433944 (OP)

ANDDDDDDDDD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW

>>18433944 (OP)
KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I'm okay with Seth cashing in as long as Punk isn't the champ. Fuck that crybaby faggot.

>>18433944 (OP)
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80

KWAB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Drew is in gorilla right now openly jerking it.

>>18433944 (OP)
Still Tony

>>18433944 (OP)
Oh, you wanted to go to AEW?

>>18433944 (OP)
YOU WERE SAYING

>>18433944 (OP)
>dunked on by dirty dom
>spotlight stolen by seth
KWABOTY

FUUUUUCK!

>>18433944 (OP)
I honestly thought for a second Raw would be watchable for once. Boy what a fool I am.

KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
It would've been great if Rollins had Superman themed tights to beat Silly Billy Punk and his gay Fantastic Four panties.

dave literally said this was happening weeks ago

>>18433944 (OP)
AND
NEEEEEEEEEEEW
KWABOTYYY
ISSSS

>Punk wins
>no pop
>Rollins cashes in
>no pop
damn, dead crowd for a dead fed.

Seff coming out on crutches worked me hard, I was ready to start making fun of all the people saying the injury was a work when he stopped and threw the crutches down.

regretfully, kwab

>>18434087
CHRISTian Man Punk!

>>18434085
Why would Raw be better with a 47 year old champion?

BURN IT DOWN FAGGOTS

>>18434042
They're both super faggots and I wish they went to AEW

I GOT WORKED!!!

KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
KWAB

>>18433944 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18433944 (OP)
lol

Seth saved the show

>>18434124
Me too, brother.

>>18433944 (OP)
OH NONONONO

>>18434096
wish it was possible to follow wrestling online at all without obese faggots reposting every single spoiler the dirtsheets report
Probably would have made the Seff reveal hit harder

>>18433944 (OP)
don’t both guys have to be standing to ring the bell did they change that

>>18433944 (OP)
OH NO NO NO NO NO
KWAB!

>>18433944 (OP)
OPettyxirs...

>>18434107
I popped hard when he threw the crutches

KWAB

no one saw this coming

I watched that whole match and Punk is no way near ready to carry a championship run.
It was an undeserved win and Punk should retire he's got zero stamina left

>>18434096
>uhhh Roman was meant to do this and now I don't know the plan at all
sure dave, sure

>>18434096
>d-d-dave said!
Fucking kill yourself

>>18434141
You finna know it

>>18434358
>>18434364
the guy posted a pic of cope, starting to get the joke now?

I have zero interest in another seth rollins title reign, or feud with punk.

>>18433944 (OP)
>SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK SUMMER OF PUNK

kek he really do be burning it down

>>18434428
dont know why he and punk didnt get along, they both look nothing like wrestlers

>>18434334
>Gunther had to carry Yeetman through his own WM defeat
>Gunther had to carry fucking McAfee to a tight win in Backlash
>Now Gunther had to carry Old Man Punk to another defeat for himself tonight
I almost feel bad for the guy, being put in feuds with so many shitters.

Paul should have had seff hit a pedigree for he pin for some heat

>>18434428
hanglet looks like he's wearing eye shadow here, very strange

SUMMER OF PUNK?
more like SEMEN OF SPUNK, amirite?

>>18434489
thats why he as a bus, willing to elevate anyone

Holy shit punk stans are as diluted and fucked in the heads as punk himself.

>>18433944 (OP)
Since returning to wrestling, Punk has exactly 3 world title reigns which span under a week combined.

>>18434824
Should be 0

>>18434489
Punk wasn’t carried

>>18433944 (OP)
Summer is almost over you dumb retard.

>>18434741
Diluted? He's not squash

>Gunther gets killed by tapping out to Jey, not even retiring Goldberg can salvage him
>Has a mid world title reign, drops it, wins it back two months later, has another dud of a reign and loses to fragile Phil
>Punk wins and instantly loses due to the cash in everyone knew was coming
>Punk vs Seth is still fucking going

>>18434489
say what you will, but Gunther can have a match with a fucking Sea Cucumber and it'll be good. I feel Gunther is gonna be The Plan B whenever they need a transitional reign

>>18434096
And they blew their load for a SS moment, we could've got a build to the Cm Punk vs Gunther the runback and then cash in next PPV.

But a triplethreat doesn't sound like a bad match to build all things considered.

OHHH OHH OHHHH

>>18433944 (OP)
I don't think Poi's run at the tickle academy was as humiliating as Phils run in WWE.

Seff has go away heat with me. No good heel heat

even if we ignore the seth thing
its already the last full month of summer bit late for a summer of whatever?

>>18434252
>wheel of fortune is shit
>I buy it every time

Why am I like this

>>18435440
That's because you're a retard:)

I am no sherlock but judging by the replies to this thread and OP's intent, I can deduce that things did not go well for OP or the aforementioned celebrity he posted, meaning that cm Punk lost the match at summerslam? Is it true watson

>>18435598
your mom loves my retarded dick

>>18434252
Nope

CM Punk is now a 10-time world champion.
Cope, seethe, dilate.

>>18435599
'fraid so, Sherlock
Now let's go, we need to investigate that open case about the gangrape in Detroit from 33 years ago

>>18435771
Nash?

>>18433944 (OP)
HHH cut Punk's cock off and shoved it up his ass in the middle of the ring. That was for all of the bullshit while he was there, the Nash shit, the "You need to have a match with me" and the "Buy 1 get 2 free" shit later too.

>>18435774
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>18435953
WHC is the main title, and will stay that way until Cody and Cena stop hogging it in Cena's boring retirement tour

>>18435981
>WHC is the main title
You think Haitch is giving Punk the main title and not Cody/Cena?

>>18435989
>giving Punk
Anon, I...
But seriously, the WWE title has been put on standby because of Cena's retirement run. I get why they do that, it's John Cena, he is a big draw and people wanted to see it. But since no one else can touch it but him or Cody, the WHC becomes the main title at least until Cena is finally gone - because at least we see it change hands and is put on the line every now and then in storylines that aren't extremely predictable.
It's on Raw too, giving it a bigger spotlight as it's in the main show.

>>18434252
1 in 4 chance. I’ve bought that 100+ times it has never worked once. I never fuck with that now and Balatro fucking sucks. 100% luck based bullshit. I beat it 4 times and that was enough. You have to be autistic as fuck to do the same shit over and over like that.

>>18436022
You have it backwards, the WHC is moving around because it's a secondary title, not the main, that's why they have done two one minute reigns in the span of two years.

>>18436050
Well, I disagree here. I get the WWE is normally the main one, but having a title frozen hogged by one guy for long periods of time makes it boring, and I refuse to call it the main title when that happens. On the other hand, the WHC is held by main eventers and a lot more entertaining, and that's all I care about as a simple guy watching it.

>>18436022
Cena is taking the Vince "merch" belt with him when he retires. He has told the truth. The title Seth is holding now will become the new unified title and be reworked to look more like the Big Eagle belt.

Anyone saying Gunter got buried by losing this match after they already let Yeet man tap him out is retarded. He is one of those heels that is constantly going to be in the title picture. I'd be willing to bet he ends up holding the WHC more times than anybody.

>>18435981
>WHC is the main title
no one believes this

>>18436074
I agree that they should move the title around but the WWE title will always be the top prize. I wish they had an annual Gran Champ though so we wouldn't have to argue over who is the real champ for awhile.

>>18433944 (OP)
LMFAAOOOOO you chezlets were going to be so insufferable about his win but he got KWABBED

>>18433944 (OP)
I liked the redhead Chad behind him booing and giving him a thumbs down when he won

>>18433944 (OP)
I was literally fucking shaking with anger and red in the face when this happened and im not afraid to admit it. Fuck HHH that piece of shit. hes just mad Punk fucks NXT girls with his daddy dick.

>>18436196
*when Seth cashed in

>>18436074
>but having a title frozen hogged by one guy for long periods of time makes it boring
WWE was drawing its biggest crowds when the Hulkster hogged the title in the 80's
>On the other hand, the WHC is held by main eventers and a lot more entertaining
Because Cena isn't the Hulkster no matter how hard WWE has organically pushed him.

>>18436213
>organically
in-organically

>>18436213
It's not the 80s anymore
Nta

>>18436161
>I wish they had an annual Gran Champ though so we wouldn't have to argue over who is the real champ for awhile
Supposedly they're doing that in Crown Jewel, I read that somewhere

>>18434905
HHH wants Seff to seriously injure Punk and will keep their feud going until it happens

In the last 5 years Seff has exclusively feuded with guys that have pissed off HHH for some reason

>>18433944 (OP)
kek

>>18433944 (OP)
kek

>>18434334
>>18434489
I think punk is too used to calling the match, having to listen to gunther call the match and gassing out really slowed him down.

Forced reddit-tier thread

>>18433944 (OP)
Wow he got..... cashed in on by Seth Rollins........ that was completely unpredictable...... you gotta love WWE where anything can happen

>>18434104
Check your ears for cum, bud. They place went crazy when Seff dropped the crutches.

>>18437718
who raped you?

HHH is a booking Genius he makes it look like he's giving Punk something good while at the same time shoving his face in shit and smearing it in it.
Its so much fun to watch

>>18433944 (OP)
AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW KWAB OF THE YEAR

>>18434107
commentary sold it well, saying it was seth reminding him whats coming. I bought it until seth turned around and exaggerated the limp too much

>>18433944 (OP)
looks like pedoPhil got to last like 3 whole seconds like usual

>>18440128
Nah, it was ruined by Paul not walking back with Seth, and staying out way too far

>>18433944 (OP)
Haha fuck you faggot

>>18440282
No it wasn't you fucking Teletubby.