Thread 18434200

Jesus summerslam night 1 has hot garbage
>Bron and Bronson buried
>Roxanne and Raquel buried
>Kross buried, Sami going fucking over
>Jade buried
>Pointless celebrity match
>Goonter jobs to Phil after probably punk's most botch-filled match yet
>Seff Cash in

Solid 2/10. Seff cash was the highlight, and thats a bad thing.

>>18434200 (OP)
10/10 just because of the kino shot of Rollins throwing away the crutches and turning around

Opening match was ok, so was Jelly roll. Everything else was shit and Seth cashing in was the only memorable moment

10/10
cm punk kwab

It's already over?
not even 10pm where I live

>>18434278
Too bad you can’t do the same ya crippled bitch.

Jeff avenged

>>18434200 (OP)
Only caught Punk vs Gunther which was absolute garbage. I'll never understand how WWE has their wrestlers simultaneously do moves as slow as possible and look as fake as possible.
>3/10

>>18434337
i think they have to be out of the building by midnight because of ny labor laws

Punk getting punked made the whole night worth it. 10/10

>>18434200 (OP)
2/10 too. Show sucked really bad.

>>18434200 (OP)
>Roman and gay uso vs sneed and bron
didn't watch. I don't watch matches with gay retards in them
>Roxy and raquel vs chuck and bliss
2/10. It was like how the mania match wasn't very good when Liv has other matches that are good
>sami v kross
didn't watch. I figured Kross was going to lose so I'm not wasting my time watching a gay retard like sami
>Tiffy and Jade
didn't watch
>Logan and Drew vs Randy and Jelly Roll
pretty good, NGL
>gunther and phil
idk, I turned off summer slam after the Logan match because I don't watch gay retards

>>18434200 (OP)
It was pretty awful honestly I'm just gonna cope and call this the preshow and hope tomorrow doesn't suck too
The cash in was pretty good at least I liked the reveal that Seff was faking

>>18434374
they are in New Jersey, retardo

I came back to wrestling for Punk. I cant wait for him to retire so i can stop watching again

Bron was the best thing on the show and now he's injured and buried kek
Charles has a belt again
Orton was in a coma for 10 minutes while Drew and Logan were getting heat on Jelly
Gunther utterly buried, jobbed to fucking Phil who was barely standing up
the fucking crowd was still behind him, KWAB my ass
really can't see many more ways they could have fucked this up even more, except also burying Drew

>>18434200 (OP)
Better than I thought based on the card but all the good matches are tomorrow

Opener was fun, cash in was funny, and jelly roll was good. The rest of the show sucked

10/10 Shit all over All Tarps Texas. I can see why NXT keeps beating all 3 AEW shows.

Correction grok just told me Rampage was cancelled so NXT beats 2 AEW shows.

>>18434438
... the difference being, mr burgerman?

can rollins please fuck off. please? pretty please???

>Roman & Jey vs Brons
Exactly what I thought it would be. Slow, boring, cinematic garbage with Bron making a few cool spots of it.
>Women's tag
Awful match but Alexa and Charlotte are a fun team
>Kross vs Sami
Another match that was exactly what I thought it was. Total waste of time.
>Women's title
didn't watch
>Celeb tag
Great match. Logan continues to be the best wrestler in the world.
>Punk vs Gunther
Incredible match. Felt like a 90's wrestling match instead of the wannabe theater and social media spots bullshit most matches are now. Best match all year.
Overall night 1 is a 6/10. Incredibly good high points but mostly shit.

>>18434200 (OP)
You know it’s bad when Jelly Roll was unironically one of the best things of the night.

>>18434481
literally different states with different state governments and different laws.

>>18434508
i feel like you just made new jersey up
are you fucking with me here?

>>18434200 (OP)
Logan Paul created the best moment of the year

Drunk Jey Uso is over with me

>>18434200 (OP)
They should have called it Slumber Slam cause it was a real snoozer of a show.

This Peter Rosenberg guy rubs me the wrong way

>>18434508
That part of new jersey is in new york

>>18434569
He’s annoying as fuck. Rap fans dont fuck with him either

>>18434200 (OP)
Rollins cash in was pretty good
Opener was solid
Tiffy/Jade worked because it wasn't too long and the right person won
The celebrity tag was better than expected
Weak shit otherwise

>>18434200 (OP)
>The Brons should have won. Jey nor Roman need another fucking win and it could put the Brons as legitimate threats.
>Expected. Hopefully this finally leads to something INTERESTING in the Judgement Day (probably not)
>Stupid, this whole thing was now made pointless
>Why the fuck? Who is Tiffany fucking to keep on winning this much?
>The most meh match of the night, didn't hate but whatever
>This was so good, could have ended a decent night until...
>WE GET MORE FUCKING SETHvPUNK BULLSHIT. WOOOOOOOO!!!

is jey uso ok?

>>18434569
He comes off as fake, like most jews do

>>18434627
Critical head injury

>HBO Max doing commercials on WWE
welp it's pretty much confirmed they are dropping AEW and picking up a WWE show

>>18434573
it's fucking not, it's on the other side of the river
>>18434517
different states, different side of the river

>>18434668
You realize that everyone who lives in jersey and new york consider it to just be a 6th borough of new york right? also brooklyn is across the river too kek that means nothing. stop talking about my city you euro

>>18434668
it's the same place, bro
let it go

>>18434668
look pretty close and same to me

>>18434668
Both NEW YORK nfl teams play in the stadium btw

>>18434703
I live in NJ. new york is a gay shithole, basically yurop. it even smells like literal human shit
>>18434737
yeah because nyc is a shithole filled with aids and human shit

>>18434737
There are 3 New York teams

>I live in NJ.
yikes

>>18434786
you live in new york

>>18434786
a jersey is a clothing item, at least pick a believable name

>>18434811
I don't we need to sink your island
>>18434796
better than new york

>>18434200 (OP)
everything was great besides Punk getting buried. I hope Bron and Bronson get buried more, along with Kross, and I hope Seth and Becky suffer career ending injuries in the same night this Monday

>>18434786
You live 5 minutes from Brooklyn New York.

>>18434786
Half the people in Jersey only live in Jersey because its 5 mins from New York and its half the rent

>>18434908
and the other half live in jersey because its 5 mins from philly and half the rent kek

>>18434897
hey, with how ass mass transit it that's closer to an hour by bus/subway
>>18434908
>>18434928
I own my own home and I've only gone to nyc like 3 times in the past 8 years. upstate is ok, but the city is gay as shit

>>18434200 (OP)
Good tag match opener.
Good cash in.
That was it. This show fucking sucked.

>>18434200 (OP)
>Bron Shorter and Bronson Dweeb got buried
>Karen Cuck got buried
>Just'd Cargill got buried
>Jerry LOL eat the pin
>Cuckman Phil remains Cuckman Phil
A fine decision still a dud though.

7/10 until the retarded ending

>>18435051
that match put over bron more than anyone else
did you miss the part where he was the only one standing, taunting the whole arena?

>>18434844
I hope you die ;)

this ends with CM Punk destroying Seff

>>18435075
Trying to book Bore Shorter as a monster heel will never ever work, that's not how you book a midget.

>>18435140
Yeah they’ll have a hell in the cell match at mania for the belt

>>18435160
what about that makes you think monster heel? hes a very athletic brawler and he could be turned face at a moments notice without anyone complaining

>>18435140
>>18435161
>2 40 year olds with paper mache bones doing a hell in the cell.

Couldn't be more anti-dimes.

>>18435247
Punk vs Drew was incredible. Dont see why Seff and Punk can’t do it too

>>18435259
Don't even bother trying to argue with PDS fags