Thread 18434578

BURN IT DOOOOOOWWWWWNNNN

>>18434578 (OP)
seth is so cool

Based

Kek HHH thought this was gonna be some legendary moment.

I didn't get worked. I knew he faked injury.

>>18434578 (OP)
Based legendary moment

>>18434578 (OP)
popped me

This is not a work, he legit is injured but he is recovering rapidly.

>>18434578 (OP)
I love the Seffster

>>18434578 (OP)
Kino sparkly Jericho jacket
I wanna hear break the walls down once again

>>18434578 (OP)
Can't decide whether I hate this guy or whether he is one of the best modern wrestling talents

>>18434578 (OP)
you da man Seff

>>18434578 (OP)
Based Seth Metal. U da man seff

>>18434648
I like his matches but his paul-esque hour long promos and gay midget stable have go away heat with me

(You) need to apologize to Dave immediately.

The modern GOAT.

>>18434682
Same.
>>18434683
That guy played both sides of the story like a typical jew why would anyone need to apologize.

>>18434578 (OP)
>"So, only 5 people knew about the Ruse of the Century. The Rock, Paul Heyman, Nick Khan, Jelly Roll and Seff.
>"HA, we got you!"

Shades of the late great Willy Wonka!

Exactly no pop

U da man seff

>>18434578 (OP)
I'm so happy I turned the stream off after the jelly roll match

>>18434578 (OP)
Every single person popped during this

>>18434648
Why not both

>>18434578 (OP)
Fuck this dude

>I faked an injury so I could trick you into wrestling a normal match so when I do my entrance and give you minutes to prepare and counter it, I still win
>Don't worry that I also have two strong guys backing me up so I could just run out and beat the shit out of all of you anyway

This shit is dead.

>>18434615
Just admit you got worked, ya mark

>>18434816
would be cute if she lost 40lbs

>>18434578 (OP)
I popped. Fuck you guys

>>18434595
>>18434602

I guess people with PDS hate getting worked even more than they hate Punk. This Rollins working thing really got them bubbling

>>18434820
The whole storyline makes no sense anyway because Seth said heyman had the power to make title shots so there was no need for him to win Mitb in the first place. I swear HHH has CTE and can't process basic logic.

>>18434929
Ah yes I got very worked by a multi time champion winning another meaningless belt

>>18434816
>somewhere, some trailer trash hoe is crying over wrestling
THANK YOU BASED SEFF

>>18434941
MitB is anytime anywhere. The round Jew is powerful but not that powerful.

>>18434578 (OP)
He's faggot but not as big a fag as Phil is

>>18434822
I admit it but then again, the injury is legit

>>18434595
Judging by the crowd reaction, it was.

>>18435420
Everyone gets a pop for cashing in

>>18434578 (OP)
they should have brought this shit back for just one night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=135nABm6sPg

>>18435420
The crowd chanted you deserve it to nia jax back in the day

>>18434578 (OP)
Not a sethetty fan, but this was dimes.

>>18434578 (OP)
Kino shot

>>18435493
this

>>18434578 (OP)
The pop he got doesn't count because this is the same shitty crowd who popped for a fucking Jelly Roll match

>>18434820
Seems like MITB is a shoot work they need to do away with for say three years so they can get story telling on track and then bring in back. We are better off without telegraphed swerves.

>>18434578 (OP)
KINO

>>18434578 (OP)
Seth has top notch music, aura, promos, presentation but his ring work fucking sucks

>>18435900
what kind of retarded take is that? are you serious?

>>18434578 (OP)
I was so bummed when he came out on crutches, I did NOT want chez as champion. This made me mark out

>>18434578 (OP)
Seth is such a faggot

>>18434978
KWAB

>>18434588
This but unironically

>>18434880
No she wouldn't.

>>18434578 (OP)
:O he swerved us all bros he had a legendary surprise cash-in on CM Punk and it was an amazing moment

>>18434774
nigga the entire 1/3 full stadium went mental

>>18434816
looks like a tranny.
a typical wwe fan i presume?

>>18434978
all belts are meaningless nigger, why even watch?

>>18434880
*kgs

>>18434578 (OP)
How cool is that? You the man Seff

>>18434578 (OP)
Trevor wishes he could do that

/pw/ predicted this immediately

>>18434820
he needed a knee scope so this was his excuse to get written off tv for a month

>>18435896
>fat autist is still worked by a heel Rollins staring down a fan
how can you be this big of a mark?

>>18434578 (OP)
He had me there for a second but then as soon as he stopped in his tracks I knew what was coming next

>>18434820
exactly what do you think should happen in a pro wrestling organization?

>>18438865
You laughed at this for years when he was just fucking Seff Tarpins. Now you share nutsucking time with his bulimic mick wife. Make up your mind, edrone faggot.

>>18434578 (OP)
That was absolute kino. Even if you dont like Seth. His crutches even fell in sync with his music.

>>18434648
All his stuff pisses me off, between the look of his clothes, the grating squeezed voice that's annoying to listen to, the endlessly long promos where he, won't, stop, talking, like, you're, stupid, and the swerves that are predictable yet frustrating every time.
He's a brilliant heel.
What a pity and a shame that they don't book him that way.

>>18434820
A heel is nothing without a babyface to fuck, but they're booking heels and heel action like they're the babyfaces and everyone else is just there to put the heels over.
It's the exact opposite of the Attitude Era problem where they had all the babyface but no heels to fight them.
It's the Nitro problem where the heels booked themselves to the top and wouldn't put any babyfaces over at any time unless they were figured in like DDP... oh. That's exactly what they're doing, isn't it.

>>18438872
For me it was heyman holding up the briefcase, that telegraphed it a bit too much

>>18434978
LOL, way to confirm you are mad that you got worked Crippy.

>>18434578 (OP)
I don't fucking understand Triple H booking. One minute I'm hating his fucking guts then the next week I'm calling him a genius I fucking hate him so much

>>18437813
You are really bad at math. For 54,000 people to equal 1/3 capacity, that would need to be a 162,000 seat stadium.

Is Metlife Stadium the largest stadium in the entire world now all of a sudden, or are you just lying because you are a fat seething crippled bitch?

>>18434578 (OP)
I will not lie. I genuinely popped seeing this. I got worked. I confess.

Ummmm why so many comments got deleted!!!

This was objectively a kino moment.
Probably the best since Punks re-debut.

>>18434588
Everybody is saying this

Legend

>>18434941
Heyman did get him this title. Did you not see the interference he ran in the mitb match?

>>18435432
That's not cashing in though, you moron.

>>18434578 (OP)
Nobody is as cool as Seff is. I bow the fuck down

>>18434820
>the heel wins at first but the face triumphs in the end
Unless you've been watching this for 3 months, you should know by now that's how wrestling works.
As for the minutes CM Punk got, it didn't matter because Gunther beat him bad and only lost because he got cut and freaked out

>>18438892
Not only that, the titantron changes to show his name at that moment too. Legit good production from the guys in charge of that and great timing from Seff, who understands spectacle really well

>>18434578 (OP)
Burn down WWE? Already being done.

>>18434578 (OP)
ill admit i got worked
well done

>>18434588
Makes me sad that he fucked his knees so bad. Shield Seff was on another level.

>>18434578 (OP)
Kevin R Nash did it better, this looks like a homosexual visual performance from which I've seen many.

>>18442092
>92
DEAR OH DEAR

>>18434820
Wrestling is all about hype moments and aura, don't expect shit to make sense.

>>18442092
>first mentioned of Nash in the entire thread
>gets a 92
Legit scary

>>18434578 (OP)
it's even lamer when you think about how many times they rehearsed him doing that.

>>18442092
people will laugh at the mention of Nash but this is unironically true. WCW even in it's dying stages made things look a lot better than wwe is able to these days.
everything WWE does now looks like it was rehearsed 100 times.

>>18434578 (OP)
they have to make everything look as gay as possible. you're not allowed to watch a second of their shit without cringing anymore

>>18441054
it's true

>>18442092
HEAVENS