Can't wait to see the meltdown on UNREAL

hate pepsi phil, simple as.

>>18434754 (OP)
>congratulates seth and goes to fuck his young wife to his suite in a luxury hotel

based

>>18434754 (OP)
I think Punk only cares about making money for his road wives and dog. He had sold out.

>>18434801
>38
>young wife

>>18434872
Roxanne is 23 yo

>>18434754 (OP)
You realize Unreal is all a work, right?

>>18434801
>and goes to fuck his young wife to his suite in a luxury hotel
GMS!

>>18434924
How do you work showing the producers live calling matches

>>18434754 (OP)
Drew has to have posted something on twitter

Why would there be a meltdown? Because you're still hoping for a meltdown to prove it wasn't anyone at AEW's fault? Get over it dude.

>>18434754 (OP)
>*sobs* Even through... the darkest days... *chokes back tears* this fire burns... always... *voice breaking* this fire... burns... always... *weeping*

>>18434966
You do know that all reality shows are not real right?

Phil got paid a few million bucks and doesn't have to defend the WHC every live event? I'm sure he's DEVESTATED

>>18434989
Yes. What does that have to do with this

>>18434951
fuck off, where is the typo?

>>18434872
AJ Lee doesn't look 38 tho

>>18434754 (OP)
Just how new are you to this you dumb nigger? What meltdown? This is literally the story Phil has been telling with Seth since his return, learn how wrestling works you retarded ass plebbitor

>>18435278
>goes to fuck his young wife to his suite in a luxury hotel
is not a coherent sentence. You sound mental if you think this is a normal way to speak/type.
>fuck his young wife to his suite in a luxury hotel
>to his suite in a luxury hotel
?????

>>18434754 (OP)
>Picks up a million dollar check from Paul and texts an NXT slut to meet him at the hotel

>>18435578
also it should be [...] goes ON to [...]

>>18434754 (OP)
>Trannies think Punk wasn't on board with the cashing in
Do they also think Drew didn't know that Punk will attack him and that Priest will cash in on him?

>>18434972
Drew should have come down and pointed at him and just laughed.

>>18434801
>pulls seth's hair and goes to fuck an underage child
FTFY

>>18435292
Yeah, she looks 48

>>18435578
>>18435591
you got me buddy, but I am no indian I am guatemalan

>>18434754 (OP)
you guys know wrestling is a work right?

>>18434754 (OP)
The belt isn't real.

>>18435969
you are a piece of shit

>>18435278
That part >>18435578

>>18435969
Of course chezlets are brown

>PUNK WINS LOL
>Never loses clean
He's feeling fine

>>18434754 (OP)
Kek

>>18434754 (OP)
unreal:
>YEAH AND AFTER I WIN AND RAISE MY BELT, WE PLAY SETH'S MUSIC AND OUT COMES SETH ON CRUTCHES AND TALKS ABOUT HOW I SHOULD KEEP THAT BELT AS LONG AS I CAN BECAUSE HE'S COMING FOR IT, THEN HE TURNS AROUND TO WALK AWAY BEFORE HE REVEALS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY HURT AND CAN MOVE JUST FINE AND HE

>>18434754 (OP)
One thing I noticed in Unreal was that there's a lot of crying involved after matches and Triple H talking to the wrestlers and hugging them and telling them how good they are
So it probably went like that with CM Punk crying a bit, everyone clapping, him hugging Seth and being like "That was fucking awesome"

>>18434966
By showing the favourable bits and working the interactions directly after the show.

>>18435578
You don't fuck your wife towards the hotel suite?
You don't have your wife helicoptering from your dick as you walk to the suite, open the door, and then proceed to fuck her into the bed like she's being jackhammered?

>laughs with Seth about worked obese smarks and goes back to the hotel fapping to Cora's latest Of post

>>18435969
>/pw/ is full of latinos

of course

Kek Punk fans can eat shit