Thread 18437077

LIVE FROM: MetLife Stadium, New Jersey

TONIGHT'S CARD:

>Undisputed WWE Championship, Street Fight: John Cena (c.) vs. Cody Rhodes

>Women's World Championship: Naomi (c.) vs. Iyo Sky vs. Rhea Ripley

>Intercontinental Championship: Dominick Mysterio (c.) vs. AJ Styles

>United States Championship, Steel Cage match: Solo Sikoa (c.) vs. Jacob Fatu

>Women's Intercontinental Championship, No DQ match: Becky Lynch (c.) vs. Lyra Valkyria

>WWE Tag Team Championship, TLC match: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c.) vs. Andrade and Rey Fenix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Saban) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

AS ALWAYS, STAY LITTY.

I thought the show was on yesterday

>>18437084
two night event, chud

Not excited for heel Cody because it’s gonna be Ike the Codyverse

>>18437091
DIMESOLA

>>18437091
I miss when wrestling was this exciting bros I don't want to go through another 10 years of shit just to get to another good 2

>>18437077 (OP)
>Dominick
Why is it so hard for retards to get his name right

imagine making a gamethread over 12 hours early
way to make E-Gods look pathetic ya dumb gayew tranny

>>18437135
rock is coming back tonight to deliver us kino

>no pirate princess games to injure someone
who the fuck booked this shit

Unironically, one of the best parts of last night. My expectations were, admittedly, super low, but he took a good amount of big bumps, and is one of the few celebrities who not only actually TRIED and practiced before hand, but also took a lost.
Still not going to listen to his music, though.

>CENA
>NAOMI
>AJ
>FATU
>LYRA
>WHO TF CARES
screenshot this

>>18437077 (OP)
>day2 worse than day1
grim

>>18437204
Sorry about your low IQ

>>18437077 (OP)
is it true that All In had more gamethreads than Summerslam?

>>18437399
Summerslam and Wrestlemania combined had less threads than All In I'm afraid

>>18437196
He was lost as fuck bro

if rock doesn't come back i nominate myself for kwaboty

heel cawdy is bad

>>18437077 (OP)
Hoping they kill Becky like they did Kross and Phil. Wish they would do it for Cody and Rhea as well but Hunter will never do that.

>>18437196
Jellyroll was an embarrassment and letting a fat, out of shape "musician" get literally any offense in on a pro wrester, and having them sell for him, exposes the business and makes wrestlers look less special. Jellyroll was terrible too and had to be carried and protected for the entire match.

>>18437399
>>18437405
people actually watch and enjoy big wwe shows, possibly even with friends or in some other social setting, rather than just shitposting and memeing on whatever aew dumpster fire is playing on the third monitor

I’m here for Buddy. Simple as.

>>18437077 (OP)
The TLC match and the last 5 minutes of the main event are the only interesting things to watch.

>>18437399
because it was in euro friendly hours

>>18437077 (OP)
Which thread is the real one? The crippled tried to split too early it seems. Still percolating over when I made 100 threads for that gay ppv in England. Head spinning, trying to samefag in dozens of game threads at once, and all these years later can’t execute my strategy on ETitans.

>>18437077 (OP)
Which gamethread do I use

>>18437077 (OP)
>I shan't be watching

The main event will be interesting. Cody will be booed because Cena just turned face or "face", the match will have to follow face vs face formula at least for a while but its a street fight.

Giulia will have a game tonight right? I like her theme song

>Lyra and Becky for the piss break snacks match

Nice

>>18439432
no she successfully defended against zelena on smackdown

>>18439471
nothing of value was lost, both are shit anyway, bayley mogs both

>>18439471
There's a 2nd womeme piss break match too which is good bc it is hard to justify watching 3 hours of this with all the ads mixed in.

>>18439393
They should drive cars around the ring for street fight matches.

>>18437077 (OP)
Every Champion Retains

This card is fucking based

>>18439482
aw such a shame, i wanted to see more of her

>>18437196
He'll be back in the ring one day

Hey guys what should I eat from uber? I’m thinkin Taco Bell or something from a taco truck.

>>18439811
Subway turkey sandwich

>>18439811
I haven’t made leftover tombstone pizza and buffalo wangz, why did you not prepare? I got some boiled peanuts too if you want some. I guess order a clue.

>>18439874
Because I’m working 14 hours for the next 4 days so I don’t have time.

>>18439893
Lmao

>>18439893
Sir, it's the weekend.
Get a job for adults.

>>18439893
I wish I had a job and I’m sorry for being rude to you anon. Taco Bell is the best though, get a Bell Grande, and a variety of taco supremes and those stacker tacos. Make sure you have your syringe ready to put that Baja Blast into your veins

>>18439897
It’s my business I run with my brother but he’s taking a few days off to go visit my mom(I did that 3 months ago so it’s his turn.) I can’t just close the business.
>>18439899
I’m gonna try some of those new burritos and then a Gordita crunch.

>>18437077 (OP)
>John Cena vs Cody Rhodes has to live up to Mox vs Hangman
LMAOOOOOO

>>18439910
Really can’t go wrong. Even if 80% of the menu is the same thing in a different shape, I always like the new stuff they try thats a bit different. Shit, I may hop in my truck and get some, fuck a tombstone pizza

>>18439910
Get a real job

>>18439927
Eff you he’s cool, like I said I don’t even have a job and you didn’t make fun of me bitch

>>18439927
It’s a real job.
>>18439925
Everytime I look at my cart I suddenly decide I want something else. Shits annoying.

>>18439941
lol, I have to just wing it at the drive thru. I had a digital gift card for TBell recently and yeah it was anxiety inducing trying to pick

>>18437196
Dude this sucked. He was gassed 1 minute in and they all had to constantly check on him and tell him the spots. Fucking Snookie was a better celeb wrestler

>>18439940
>>18439941
>bro working weekends and eating fast food slop is based as fuck yo

Aight homie, you do you nigga.

I'll be over here with the other White people eating healthy food.

>>18439986
Taco Bell is probably the healthiest fast food you can get. It’s not grilling weather here either or I’d be OUT BY MY POOL. Yes, the guy without a job has an inground pool.

>>18439999
it's still unhealthy slop compared to real food, anon
You have a pool. A pool does not guarantee quality food.

Iyo’s got this!

>>18439986
Some of us have to support our old families anon.

>>18440007
But I do laps with weights if I ever eat poorly. My ex girlfriend was a manager at le cordon bleu, my bff is a chef too. Don’t talk shit about my Taco Bell like you think you know me.

>>18440016
>>18440020
None of this is relevant to the fact that eating taco bell is eating sloppy, inferior food.

I understand completely if you're poor and need to survive (not live) on fast food slop. That's fine.

Just don't compare it to proper food, thanks.

>>18440009
nails status ya fat tranny?

So what's the pissbreak match
I'm assuming the mysterio/styles one

>>18439471
I hope Lyra pisses herself on the ring again tonight

>>18440035
Eating fast food is far more expensive than cooking a quality meal you dumb fool. Work on yr pwns. Summerslam, Mania, fall football kickoff, these are all acceptable times to indulge. Not poor, already stated, in fine shape, 6ft 190, and you are uninvited to my next pool party (the one with the hot girls)

>>18440047
None of them. Bring a bottle or hold it in.

>>18440035
It’s just convenient man. It’s very close to my job and cheaper.

>>18440057
Don’t worry about him, Taco Bell holds some bad memories, clearly. He do what he wants but I’m gonna be feed me more-ing all night

>>18438466
>people actually watch and enjoy big wwe shows, possibly even with friends or in some other social setting.
Why are you lying? You don't even have friends how could you watch a PPV with them?

There was a nice deal on my local Walmart for one of those 12 packs with different types of beers from the same brewer. I'll try not to drink all 12 tonight.

>>18440054
>the poor thinks price = quality
nope
>>18440057
I am not judging you for being a poor

>>18440069
I just don't eat slop

>>18440055
Considering it's two of the worst wrestlers, it's the piss break match

>>18437077 (OP)
Cody (and no heel turn from either)
Naomi
AJ (because they're gonna put the AAA belt on Dom)
Solo by some wacky shit, I dunno
Lyra
Wyatt Sicks

how good was night 1? I missed it

>>18440072
I think they play the big ppvs at buffalos and other such places around here, especially when it’s off season for football. I’ve hosted a few parties but sometimes it’s just better with you guys anon. That other guy doesn’t have friends tho, correct.

>>18440086
>Summerslam night 2 main event
>street fight
>face vs face with no turns
It’s so retarded it’s probably what Hunters Heart Hurts has booked

>>18440084
You’re the dumb fuck who equated price to quality and somehow didn’t get your numbers right. lol.

>>18440094
I got kicked out of buffalo wild wings (and received a lifetime ban) for doing monkey chants when Travis Scott ruined WM

>>18440089
Wasn't complete shit but wasn't great
Roman's match was predictable and shit including a break for 'ay yo negro worshippers gotta do a yeet moment and get that mexican wave in ya'll'
Women's tag wasn't bad at all, quite good for a Charlie Flair match
Muslim/Kross I skipped since Muslim/Kross
Obese celeb who hunter like to suck off was, as everyone could guess, utter slop
Gunther somehow managed to get Punk to a 1/5 match which is a miracle
Seth isn't injured but we all knew it since Meltzer reported it as a real injury

>>18440100
Nope

>>18440105
Bro I saw that! Total bullshit I almost wanted to follow you out and check on ya but didn’t want a ban by association. Godspeed, try Chueys next time maybe. They throw these on the sets at the bars here too but I already drank enough for life.

Bings until the preshow?

>>18440121
Huh, funny how you don’t even understand the words you use.
>>18440035
Typical white trash poster projecting nonsense onto others.

>>18440130
One bing IIRC

>>18440139
>Sar, do you mean if I do a racism

Why yes, yes I do

>>18440098
Who the fuck are they going to have as a face still? At most, cody'll be a tweener/babyface who's willing to do dirty things like Rhea, but they're not going to turn him, and they just had Cena be tired and had him shit on the Rock and Scott connection.

>>18440152
Okay you can’t read so we are done here. Heading to Taco Bell ^3^

>>18440153
The Rock appears and steals the belt just like that

>>18440153
Cena chasing the title as a babyface vs corporate Rock

>>18440161
Enjoy your slop, anon
Seriously, enjoy it. I want you to eat the slop and go 'yummmm this is nice shitty food'

Then post back here and tell us about it

>>18439918
It's not even gonna live up to Punk vs Gunther

>>18440161
Go get some of the new chicken burritos

>>18437399
lol no. All In retards inflated their gamethread count by going 1, 3, 5 etc and made new threads 260 posts in.

SummerSlam gamethreads went until 380+ posts until new ones were made. There was even one that went 440 posts deep lmao

>>18440200
It's a bit weird
With the spammer who spams the IP harvesting stream link and gets mass deleted by the mods, both WWE and AEW PPV threads probably are at about 250 posts instead of 330
But All In did get more so far. The reason is that more people make the game threads far, far earlier in AEW PPVs as it's 'they kultah' according to the faggots who do it
WWE also has a lot of thread splitters who do it to troll

That said, I'll try to make a few tonight. Last night I was busy watching and didn't notice nobody was making news so I ended up making Rondetty and Alicia Foxxy ones

>>18440214
Half In also lasted like 12 hours, no? SummerSlam only went for 3-4 hrs

>>18440256
Alli in was around 7 hours iirc. It started at I think like 1pm and went through past SNME but stopped before the Goldberg match

Rate my SummerSlam
(ie Chad was never injured and HHH was fired)

>Cody vs Cena (wwe championship)
>-Roman vs The Rock
[Tribe on Tribe civil war]
>Jelly/RKO VS Drew/Logan
(winners get a blowjob from Cardi)
>Psycho Clown/Iguana man vs Grande Americanos TLC match
>Chelsea green vs Stephanie vaquer vs Tessa Blanchard (Unified Women's champion)

>Preshow
Punk vs Gunther (WHC)
[Seth Rollins cash in]

ONE NIGHT EVENT SATURDAY 7ET
UFC MOVED TO SUNDAY

>>18440329
0/10 get Chelsea off the card

God I love being white.

preshow soon

Countdown is live bros time for the biggest party of the summer

>>18440497
>white

You're not White, friendo. If you were, you'd understand that White is to be capitalized

>>18440039
project harder. ywnbaw

>>18440498
>>18440499
GIMMIE THE GREENLIGHT

>>18440497
Many are saying this

Calling it now
>Cody is about to win
>R-Truth comes out to stop him
>Cena thanks Truth but after the match delivers a beatdown on him citing 'I don't need help' as the reason

Dwaynexirs...
TravisScottxirs...

Ok I am ordering this
Gordita
Chipotle burrito
Bean cheese steak burrito
2 Doritos taco

That should be enough for 7 hours.

>>18440575
>Fat fuck Cletus

>>18440575
I under purchased don’t make my mistake. I only have 8 tacos left and almost finished my nachos. God bless anon

>>18440591
Says the guy without a pool. Why don’t you take that dildo out of your ass and be a good bro, it’s Summerslam.

>>18440594
Order more

>>18440575
AND HERE'S YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

>>18440591
I am 6”3 and 206 pounds.

>>18440612
Overweight BMI

>>18440612
What a hoss! We should start a Taco Tag Team and bury pretentious foodies

This beach montage rules hard

Dom and AJ are co main eventing? Liv coming back?

holy shit primo and epico

>>18440612
Let me book ya

>>18437135
wasn't this like 6 months ago? is my time perception that fucked?

Just going into the MetLife now. Word is trickling down from crowds way ahead of us that Dwayne was spotted going in earlier - can’t confirm as I didn’t see it myself but people sound pretty convinced

:)

>>18440649
How can ten years be only six months? Lay off the LSD it dilates time.

>>18437077 (OP)
Night 1 was a fucking fumble.
>Bron and Bronson buried
>Roxanne and Raquel buried
>Kross buried, Sami going fucking over
>Jade buried
>Pointless celebrity match
>Goonter jobs to Phil pointlessly after probably punk's most botch-filled match yet
Literally only saving grace was the Seff cash in.

How bad is Paul gonna fumble night 2?

>>18440663
It was for sure disappointing and I’m sure they are aware of that, maybe they saved stuff or will call an audible. At the very least we have AJ and LA Knight on the card, has to be better. Iyo too.

>>18440663
>Roxanne and Raquel buried
Just because they lost their title doesn't mean they got buried, dumb spic lover

That Gatorade midnight ice is delicious.

>>18440673
>LA Knight
Fucking where? Hes not wrestling tonight

>>18440701
wtf :( what the FUCK?

kek that was a nice seff impression

Didn't watch yesterday, shan't be watching today

Naomi threatening to injure cathys toesies

My wife is eating.

KEK BASED AUTIST ABOUT TO SLAM THAT KID

Off topic thread, wwe isn’t wrestling

just watched last night's slop. what a fucking disaster
and tonight we get coconut slop and potato slop

i think i'll catch the highlights on youtube tomorrow, i'm done with this shit

Dom getting a car entrance.

>>18437077 (OP)
Cena and Cody are the first match? Seriously?

>>18440811
Jealous of Jelly Roll actually losing weight and being able to walk, hoggies?

>>18440812
oh, shit...i turned off the stream before seff cashed in.
I guess that makes it a little better, wish i would've seen it live without the spoiler tho

>>18440824
He’s been eating Taco Bell thats why he’s getting healthier.

>>18440643
>Liv coming back?
God I hope so.

holy shit this bitch is ugly

Rheas gay little ripleys museum is cringe as hell. What a sicko.

>this is my first child
>shows a dog
holy shit poor buddy

What time EST does this start? Because I tuned in at quarter after 8 last night and it was the Jelly Roll match which I thought was starting the card after the pres-show.

>>18440916
She def fucks dogs imo. There is no way she does not. Horrible.

I Kek https://x.com/WWE/status/1952093594812121322

Finished my meal. The new items were weird. Bbq stuff from Taco Bell is strange and the other burrito had really old chicken so I didn’t touch it.

>>18440943
6pm EST is when the event starts
preshow is 3 hours and on youtube now but has no matches

>>18440954
>the poor fuck actually got the fucking mexican shitting food

TOPKEK

Judgement Day is losing their belts today to be humbled and to shatter the group thanks to Finn balor;

>>18440961
We have already established that you are the poor one can you please take your war against tacos elsewhere we are trying to watch wrestling tonight

>>18440961
Thanks. I haven't watched in a long time. The last time was WM41 at the end of Night 2 to see how the Cena turn was going. And it's been a really long time before that.

Kek what a sultry minx

>>18440954
kek

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=meRGy7_Ib40

Holy fuck this white milf cosplaying Naomi just popped my dick

HHH in the crowd selecting rats for after the show.g5hh4

>long running NXT tag team champions
>get called up
>beat the los garzas
>beat pretty deadly
>beat the street profits
>beat diy
>job ever since
Paul is never gonna do right by my niggas is he?

Cody isn't turning heel

Oh god, there's two Seths.

>>18441006
It's /pw/'s worst nightmare

well, is novaonline a pedo? i don't follow iwc influencers

What the hell is a homie hopper

>>18441023
A girl who hops from black guy to black guy

>>18441089
Sounds like my sister.

now we know cena will retain and gunther will be his next opponent

>>18437077 (OP)
match order for tonight
- Naomi vs Rhea Ripley vs Iyo Sky
- TLC Tag Match
- Becky Lynch vs Lyra Valkyria
- Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
- Dominik Mysterio vs AJ Styles
- Cody Rhodes vs John Cena

>>18440759
Think there's beans in that?

>>18441116
Looks like it.

fuck man both nights cards are dismal

>>18440973
>tacos
>implying
muddafucka, dey ain't be no tacos

>>18440976
Might want to catch up on Friday's Smackdown regarding Cena and actualy the past few weeks of r-Truth

>>18441126
Reecca/Aoife sohuld be good
Cage match should be good
Cena staying heel should be good

>>18441126
post your card, faggot

>>18441125
she looks great

>>18441114
>- Naomi vs Rhea Ripley vs Iyo Sky
Show stealer if Naomi can keep up
>- TLC Tag Match

>- Becky Lynch vs Lyra Valkyria
Show stealer if Becko can keep up
>- Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
Show stealer if Fatu can keep up
>- Dominik Mysterio vs AJ Styles
Show stealer if Dom retains
>- Cody Rhodes vs John Cena
Meh will probably be in bed at this point

>>18441154
Nah you do.

>>18441114
>match order for tonight
>- Naomi vs Rhea Ripley vs Iyo Sky
Eh, if the negress can do something other than 'muh ass muh ass' then she might not drag down the other two
>- TLC Tag Match
Clusterfuck and will be fun
>- Becky Lynch vs Lyra Valkyria
Both are good but doing two hardcore matches in a row is a bit weird. But they do need to feud with others and Lyra needs to have title defenses with fucking anyone else at tihs stage
>- Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
I'm assuming some fuckery from Solo's negros and some weapons left in from the previous match
>- Dominik Mysterio vs AJ Styles
Pissbreak
>- Cody Rhodes vs John Cena
Cena is staying heel. He's just going to 'swerve' everyone again. Kinda retarded there's a no dq match yet again but it's to fuck around I guess

how long until start time?

Yesterday i noticed that Naomi's outfit is literally a throwback to Owen Hart when he used the same hazard stripes and caution outfit before the blue blazer shit was forced unto him again by Bucky Beaver Dunn, Ed Ferrarra and Vince Russo

>>18441114
>- Naomi vs Rhea Ripley vs Iyo Sky
Sadly Naomi
>- TLC Tag Match
who gives a fuck?
>- Becky Lynch vs Lyra Valkyria
Lyra since Seth won
>- Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
Jacob
>- Dominik Mysterio vs AJ Styles
Stupid Dom
>- Cody Rhodes vs John Cena
Cena

>>18441239
48 mins

>>18441257
thanks!! I came here for this answer and it's the first thing posted hell yeah (37 seconds ago)

I actually think Sam genuinely doesnt like that blonde girl

left my keys inside the car and now I have to wait for the locksmith to open the door, sad.

>>18441249
It is obvious that Judgement Day is getting buried today, because Styles will obviously drop the belt to Bron Breaker later.

>>18441249
Naomi is dropping the belt at Wargames to Bianca.

>>18437091
This is the most kino shot in wrestling history

>>18441323
break the windows dumbass

Stream?

>>18441374
solid, thanks b

>>18441374
scam btw, DO NOT ENTER!

Bork return tonight?

>>18441382
>scam btw
what scam?
it's literally a videoplayer.
fucking retard

>>18441382
too much kino for 2025

ordering shake shack

>>18441392
i'll take a lemon pepper hand job

>>18441386
why do jannies keep deleting my posts?
then they complain I spam the shit out of the threads.
fucking retards

>>18441349
>Men in Tights
kek, good choice

My summerslam meal.

>>18441448
yummy!

reminder that shrimp is harvesting your ip and cookies

>>18441325
what would AJ dropping to bron on his way out a belt he’s held twice already do for bron
maybe a world title

>>18441448
>scrambled eggs instead of soft boil
fucking gross everything else is gas though

Kino video package

Why put a rubber dildo in your soup?

>>18441448
uhm

do I have time for a beer run?

>>18441448
why is there a penis in it?

>>18441456
learn how the internet works retard

>>18437077 (OP)
The TLC match is gonna be a clusterfuck and I'm all for it

>>18441448
grim

>>18441481
garnish

>>18441488
so triggered

My butt feels hot is that good bros

Hardy boys are in attendance.

>>18441371
It's on youtube now since it's the pershow but the main show starts in about minute
psp-tv.com
use ublock origin with firefox

Beware the the spammer with his ip harvesting links

>>18441486
You got 15 minutes before it starts
Naomi/Iyo/Ripley are on first so with entrances and recaps, you might get the first match in 10 minutes after it starts

so yeah my negro, run yo little slave legs off to the store

>>18439811
Wings

>>18441515
sad, should've been there for the Punk match

TLC match bout to go wild
All the good matches tonight (and Becky/Nepohog)

>>18437077 (OP)
>promoting unreal during the preshow, just to remind you everything you're about to watch is fake
why

>>18441448
Fucking Armin Meiwes over here

Wow the clown crew commentators just pulled a Heenan spoiler about John staying heel no shit

I'm surprised they gave Chelsea a spot in Unreal while there are no interviews from Roman or Seth at all

was the TLC Match always sunday or did they move it from Saturday?

Not appearing on WWE Unreal:
>Chelsea's husband
>Rhea's husband
>Punk's wife

Appearing on WWE Unreal:
>Bianca's husband
>Cody's wife

10 finna minutes

>>18441540
Buddy was shown on raw and was shouted out by Corey graves and Cardona was shouted out by John Cena. Good enough exposure for those shitters.

>>18441456
how the fuck did he get my cookies

>>18441458
because bron is eyeing the other belt and he can get the IC just to get the heavyweight later
And Paul always implied that Bronson isn't the Plan B, but Bron himself.

What's the opening match?

>>18441562
You are anon. Hurry up and lace your boots

>>18441562
Rhea Naomi and iyo.

I HATE ALICIA TAYLOR

why does alicia taylor's graphics have the Sonic font?

>>18441564
Thanks, I can start watching 30 minutes late.

Whyyyy are these newer commentators such faggot emotional saps? This is hard to watch

>>18441448
erm.. waiter... there's a penis in my soup!

is new jersey a nice place?

>>18441571
Rhea and Iyo were literally in the two best matches of the year so far.

jackie>cathy

COLEMINERS

>>18437135
The cyclical cycle of the little wrestlemaniac industry never changes, brother. You get two, three years of kino max, dude, and then ten long years of cringe, jack. Jabronie marks will watch the cringe and think it’s kino. -HH

>>18441595
Always was. Cathy is so tryhard.

>>18441594
Don't watch nor care for women's wrestling, sorry. I'm not trans, you see.

are people really insane enough to watch hours of these preshows

>>18439482
Tbh, giulia vs Selina could have replaced Sami vs kross

>>18441606
I’m surprised how awful E is, all three of them are clowns as is tessawhorie and Cole always sucked

cute ugly laugh from jackie

>>18441613
tbf I struggle to tell the difference between darkies sometimes

>>18441594
Was that match at evolution actually that good?

>>18441619
How? Naomi is thicker than Bianca. Jade is taller than them.

>>18441613
Most humans can't, desu

naomi fucking sucks and is about to shit up the ring

>>18441613
She's shoot retarded, they look completely different.

>>18441523
thanks your post inspired me to buy malt liquor

>>18441624
Genuinely one of the best matches I've ever seen. It actually moved me to tears at one point.

>>18441637
I'm trans btw

>>18441624
better than any seff or assplay match ever

why did they stop singing America the beautiful?

Peacock won't work for me on firefox and all my adblockers are off. What the fuck?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no fucking pop for these bitches jej

Get these rednecks off my screen right now

>tigerlilly
>2 white women
what?

>>18441624
It was fucking awesome

I would literally sell my home for Buddy vs Aj.

why dont they have two mics

USA USA USA USA USA

>>18441644
have you tried not using a tranny browser?

>>18441615
Count how many times E says the word "opportunity" per minute. He's astoundingly awful.

>>18437091
Actual sovl, what a fucking shot

Starting with some more stupid troop humping

>Aisha taylor
Just fire her black ass

>>18441666
Small indie company please understand

>>18441657
>white
>women

>>18441641
shalom and GMS! aew fan

Much better than that. Ooga booga nigga yesterday

>>18441644
Works on my machine.

USA USA USA USA USA

>>18441644
Do you fucking nerds not have TVs?

talent show tier singing sadly

Lyra has nice little boobies

USA USA USA

>lyra shows up on screen
>fucking SILENCE

LMAO

I miss the "don't pirate our PPV" starting screen

Lyra boonies.

>>18441674
isn't that the girl who always made ubisoft e3 cringekino

>>18441114
>- Naomi vs Rhea Ripley vs Iyo Sky
naomi will win through some negritude and trickery
>- TLC Tag Match
hoping for any team besides the wyatt shits, maybe fenix/andrade or fraxiom or even MCMG again but they probably have the worst chance
>- Becky Lynch vs Lyra Valkyria
WHO CARES HOLY PISS BREAKOLA
>- Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
i feel like solo will retain here somehow, even though it’s a steel cage and the MFTs can’t interfere, but i am unsure of what’s next for either of them
>- Dominik Mysterio vs AJ Styles
AJ will win, they’re not giving him a world title run before he hangs the boots up sadly, this is the best they will do, dom will get sent to AAA after judgment day collapses
>- Cody Rhodes vs John Cena
cody will probably win but he should turn heel if he does

God bless America.
I wish I was american. Such a beautiful country.

Birb is sexy I just gotta say and Becky looked damn good in her interview with cole earlier

>cody walking from his bus smiling at nobody in particular segment
I hate TKO I hate TKO I hate TKO

>>18441694
No.

>>18441644
Try Brave and if that doesn’t work, can someone post the psptv link for anons struggling?

>>18441114
>Becky Lynch vs Lyra Valkyria
>right in the middle
perfect time for a break and a maintenance puff

compare the “pop” lyra got to the POP becky got

>>18437091
Pretty sure I was at this show

>>18441692
especially when watching a pirated stream, always made me feel like a real bad boy

why do they have some gay black guy?

get this fucking nigger off my screen

How did Lyra mindbreak a man this badly

but it happened in front of him

I like Druski

Get this fat, loud coon off my screen.

>>18441694
That was Jade Raymond! Mmmm Jades game :D

>>18441715
turn on your monitor

cardi b got removed for this black guy lol

>>18441717
Beat his waifu clean as a whistle not once but twice I'm afraid

why were the soldiers in those bases black, asian and latino? doesn't the us have white poeple?

t. thirdie

i might swerve bend dat corna woahhhh

>>18441716
So turn your monitor on

Druski was a big diddy guy iykwim

oh here he goes again i-it’s just one guy!!!

>>18441724
eviscerated that freak

>>18441716
Ummm, racism isn't allowed outside of /b/

>>18441114
ok so I don't need to tune back in until 8 because I only care about the IYO match and the AJ v Dom match

Gelo song lol

>>18441720
Get the fuck out now.

These promos are so fucking gay

this nigga druski be anywhere but home

>>18441635
Based negro drink

>>18441644
psp-tv.com
there's a stream
use ublock origin as an adblocker

No idea on peaccok

I'm not a fan of seeing people fucking smoke cigars. So fuck whoever this fat nigga is. It's like if you smoke cigars in public that's fine and dandy. Whatever you do you. There's no need for this fat fuck. Be smoking a cigar for any of this

>>18441728
It’s just another form of welfare nowadays

>>18441725
Druski is dimes

Join us on our based 4chan racist stream.

Who is the unathletic boring black nerd blowing vapes

>>18441728
the military accepts practically anyone. in the us there's a culture of joining if or when you have no other prospects

Should I start reaction streaming so I can be in these video packages

>>18441740
He's funny, I'm sorry.

>>18441728
the government just spent 4 years trying to make the military gay and retarded

wack intro

Is Solo or Jacob gonna pull the Rikishi cage splash spot tonight?

>>18441708
I had to reboot my computer apparently.

>>18441751
you have no class

Why don’t they number Summerslam?

I only know druski because the ‘rithm always sends me shorts of him on theo von

What a selfmark

>>18441708
Just get peacock poorfag

What's Cardi B's job meant to be as host? She hasn't shown up at all.

So the main event is going to be the only match worth watching?

*bows down*

*bows down*

>>18441753
>>18441760
>>18441765
sad

Uhh wtf don't they know he supports Trump? Why are they cheering??

>Summerslam is so dead nobody made a new gamethread
grim

if i was there i would boo HHH

BOW DOWN

>>18441780
AJ v Dom

WE LOVE YOU GOAT
ON YOUR KNEES DOC

>>18440663
>Brons getting buried

are you retarded or just pretending

Hope this bald fuck drops dead

>>18441779
She was here yesterday

>>18441762
I'm afraid they don't want pig looking obese cretins like you on video

>>18441780
i doubt rhea is main eventing

>>18441787
Trump almost won New jersey

>>18441780
The TLC match on Smackdown a few months back was insane, so I'm hoping this one is similar. AJ vs Dom will be fun for shitposting purposes

>no pop for Triple Kike

it's over

>>18441778
Retard.

>>18441728
you think the US military cares about the colour of the cannon fodder its going to send to get blown up by chinese and russian drones?

>>18441800
She showed up, waved, and that was it no?

>>18441807
>women's match
>worth watching
wew lad

>>18441838
She did what haitch just did.

>Triple H getting a jobber's entrance to start the show
He's on his way out, isn't he?

>>18440663
>Pointlessly
Seths entire motive for the past year is make sure Punk never gets to be champion at all so him cashing in after beating Gunther makes sense

S.O.S.
Same Old Shit

>>18441888
They have a lot more planned tonight than last night. Dont wanna waste time with Haitch struggling to get to the ring