Thread 18439539

What did he mean by this?

Chadsrael board

>>18439539 (OP)
Not a jewstar and Israel did not invent blue.

>>18439539 (OP)
picrel. also why he says "it's clobberin time"

>>18439539 (OP)
Looks more like a reference to the new Fantastic Four movie. Phil is always posting capeshit like Doctor Doom.

>>18439571
That fella wouldn't happen to be Jewish, would he?

>>18439582
Well there are some who say that superheroes are a Jewish invention so, make of that what you will

>>18439579
wow amazing
every single shot looked like absolute dogshit. thats really impressive

>>18439587
>oy vey

>>18439539 (OP)
Common CM Punk humiliation ritual.

Blood covered dick status? Sucked!

>>18439579
Why is Galactius so smol and why is Sliver Surfer a girl? Is Surfer trans?

>>18439595
Looked better in the theater.

>>18439573
america lost
palestine won
israel won
netanyahu won

>>18439663
So did your moms chocolate starfish

>>18439642
They usually nerf characters in MCU.

>>18439642
(((Disney))) couldn't help themselves

>>18439539 (OP)
He was going up against an Austrian. They couldn't make it any more obvious.

>>18439598
>grimm
never seen real life jews with that surname

>>18439642
Galactus has always been that size. The silver surfer is a woman in this so Johnny can have a subplot with her.

>>18439587
all the old comic books and strips are jewish invention

>>18439539 (OP)
Its a jews place to always be on the losing side, no mater how stacked the deck is. -HH

>>18439761
any popular characters DC or Marvel created by non jews?

>>18439539 (OP)
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A RELAX BUFF OF NICOTINE
TAKE CARE OF YOUR ANGER
NO NEED TO SEETHE
JUST GRAB SOME NEWPORT BREEZE

>>18439579
Capeshitters seriously watch this garbage?

>>18439769
Of the old ones, only wonder woman and that is based on a jewish myth
https://screenrant.com/wonder-woman-classic-origin-based-on-jewish-folklore/
Explains why they tried so hard to take over Spawn

>>18439769
Shazam I think, reason why the publishers were sued into bankruptcy

>>18439579
Lee and Kirby are rolling in their graves

>>18439863
ah yeah shazam
>>18439842
>The comic book medium is a Jewish invention. The superhero genre is a Jewish invention. In fact, with the exception of Wonder Woman and Shazam (Captain Marvel), every Golden Age character, every significant one, was a Jewish creation.
>And by the way, if you think of Wonder Woman's original origin before in 2011, they retconned it that she was the illegitimate daughter of Zeus. She was sculpted from clay and given life. She's a golem.

Even Phil has had it with lefties. He’s finally embracing E-MIGA with Papa H and it’s beautiful to see

>>18439539 (OP)
Fantastic Chez

>>18439579
That what big G gets for hiring a female silver surfer

>>18439842
>Explains why they tried so hard to take over Spawn
what do you mean some big company wants to bought Spawn™ right?

>>18439890
it feels good to be an israElchad

>>18439905
they've tried really hard to sue/smear Todd McFarlane

>>18439539 (OP)
>Corporate Monkey Phil
He's called that for a reason

>>18439579
You know, back in the day they actually tried to make movies look good to "hide" the money laundering
They aren't even trying anymore

>>18439579
Marvelslop is so shit. How do Americans watch this?

>>18439571
He didn't say it last night.

>>18439894
Cheztastic 4
>>18440006
He literally did

It's giftcardin time

>>18439539 (OP)
Punk would get along nicely with anxious pedro

>>18439539 (OP)
Punk is a Babylonian symbol enjoyer for obvious reasons

>>18439938
They don't need to try anymore. Audiences are completely dumbed down and no one cares.

It was kino I have to agree with chez on this sadly

>>18440249
I was about to say Pedro is basically a beaner Phil.

>>18439642
Galactus can canonically change his size and this version of Silver Surfer is Shalla Bal, who is originally Silver Surfers wife that he had to abandon in the comics to become the Silver Surfer and spare his planet from getting eaten. They just swapped him and his wife for the movie.

>>18440249
Sexual Pedrotor
Pedrophile

>>18440429
>Galactus can canonically change his size
That is so gay why doesn't he change his size to a human so he doesn't have to eat planets

>>18439579
For me it's the guy completely engulfed in flames looking at his wrist which sudenly isn't on fire before going back to being on fire in the next shot.

>>18440702
the whole suit and watches made with unstable molecule material thats why pedro pascal character can Strech without ripping his outfit
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Unstable_Molecules
>A synthetic material created/discovered by the famous scientist Reed Richards, which can be altered easily and adapt to a certain environment, allowing them to be incredibly resilient to drastic changes in heat, cold, pressure, density, dirt, etc. making them ideal for use as superhero costumes.

>>18440507
His hunger isn’t relative to size. He’s not a “person” or some type of alien. He’s a cosmic force.

>>18440738
He's a faggot man with a butt ugly face wearing a cheap cringe mask

Fantastic Four always sucked

Phil is too much of a whiny bitch to use thing's catchphrase

>>18439938
Back in the day they used CGI that was made by hand.
Guaran-damn-teed that they don't do that anymore and let AI figure out all the effects. It's what it looks like.

>>18440737
Ooooh that's not what he means brother
The fire is turned off
It's on and then they cut to his perspective and the fire is off, and then back to distance and the fire is on again
This is like in Jurassic Park where the car door is closed when they cut to inside the car, open again, then closed when Trex walks by, closed when they get the torch, closed when Trex walks to the car and open when the rex is right next to it and Tim closes it for the big scare moment.
Continuity error. A major production botch.

>>18440249
>>18440465
wait, give me the tldr on this guy. I've never heard of him.

>>18440887
>CGI that was made by hand.
>physically handcrafted CGI

>>18440887
It all went downhill when Hollywood started outsourcing their special effects to India.
>>18439642
>Why is Galactius so smol
He's not

>>18439642
>and why is Sliver Surfer a girl? Is Surfer trans?
To pair her with Human Torch

>>18440887
PracticalChads were warning you this would happen. Get fucked now, cuck

>>18440938
Redditors are seething that he likes to touch women

>>18440958
Yeah with digitisers and mice and keyboards, instead of a prompt and a go button.

>>18441011
Hahaha holy shit everything about this movie looks like total dogshit

>>18439886
>>The comic book medium is a Jewish invention.
I had to check this and yep even the first costumed superhero The Phantom had a Jewish creator. All the big three DC Trinity have Jewish creators. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby obviously Jewish and even Chris Claremont is Jewish.

>>18440994
>>18441011
Post the thing going to a synagogue

>>18440938
Some guy who was in one Nic Cage movie and is now in every movie and TV show that's been released for the past 2 years.

>>18440994
>an entire city is being stomped by some big guy
>only 1 person notices who is conveniently part of the hero squad
This is so bad

>>18441011
Based flametard mackin' on t-1000 Julia Garner.

>>18440994
They aren't even trying to make things look real
The whole sequence minus the blonde guy close-up could've passed as an early '10s 3D cartoon film
>>18441011
Jesus it gets worse

>>18439579
why is Reed just acting like Spider-Man here? slingshotting himself to Galactus would've been better

>>18441011
I watched this with my dad who is a big F4 fan and I swear to god, besides fighting Johnny spent the whole film just trying to get in fem surfers pants