Thread 18441550

Clownsuka Edition:

IYO will face Rhea and Naomi in a triple threat match for the world title at SummerSlam.
No match for Asuka, Kairi or Giulia at SummerSlam.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Giulia successfully defended the title against Zelina on SmackDown.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion.
Sareee is in Stardom's 5STAR Grand Prix.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>IYO SKY vs Rhea Ripley vs Naomi (c) for the Women's World Championship. SummerSlam, August 3rd
>Sareee & Takumi Iroha (c) vs Chihiro Hashimoto & Yuu for the AAAW Tag Team Championship. Marvelous, August 8th
>Sareee vs Suzu Suzuki. Stardom, August 9th
>Sareee vs Mika Iwata. Senjo the Biggest, August 24th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

KanaChan back at the hotel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pktb_PhUQs

Previous: >>18402889

>>18441550 (OP)
sex mother

>>18441550 (OP)
Do you guys think Asuka has an outie or an innie? Hairy or shaved?

>>18441550 (OP)
Let's go Cheeko Sky!

>>18441640
We have visual evidence of at least one point in time where it was completely hairless.
I'm thinking innie, nowadays probably big 80s rocker bush. She's old school.

>>18441738
Kairi looking very beautiful in her latest IG post
>>18441768
>the rare actual real Hitman real smile
even the most jaded bitter oldheads cannot help but smile around Kairi :)
Asuka and Kairi are doing fan meet and greets all this weekend there are some pics of them where they are tagged on IG

women's title match on first

ASUKA IS FOR EVERYONE

>>18441550 (OP)
IYO MATCH IS UP NOW

>>18441550 (OP)
>"Good luck against *your* friend Rhea Riprey!"

based moonsault to the outside by IYO

Naomi may have caught her with that knee for a shoot

Naomi won, as expected. Stole the win after Rhea hit an avalanche Riptide to IYO and rolled up Rhea. Very good match, though.

>Iyo protected in the finish
good

>>18442552
Naomi pinned IYO to win the title so it made sense for Rhea to get pinned here

>>18442549
I was afraid Naomi was gonna chuck Rhea out and pin Iyo after she took the super Riptide. Glad she didn't eat the pin again from Naomi.

>>18441553
>>18441575
>>18441621
Asuka is so hot

>>18442602
I'm glad Naomi was actively involved in the match and didn't spend most of the time on the floor. She came across like a legit champion instead of just being lucky. Wasn't as good of a match as the triple threat at Mania or at Evolution, but still very good.

>>18442577
they seem to be really serious about establishing Naomi in that top mix to let her pin Rhea like that too.
>>18442670
yeah she did way more than I was expecting too, I thought the big heat would be she wrestlers as little as possible and steals the pin/ruins the "good match" from the 2 faces.

>>18442877
>they seem to be really serious about establishing Naomi in that top mix to let her pin Rhea like that too.
I still think it was really weird they just took Naomi off SmackDown and put a temporary stop to her story with Bianca and Jade. It also made Jade's match with Tiffy completely pointless.

>>18442646
She turns 44 at the end of next month.
has no business still being this hot.
Ridiculous

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|[ |: Shut Up Asuka! |:| ] >>>{;!)

>>18442646
Everyone is saying this
>>18442971
It would seem they have pulled the plug on the Jade Cargill experiment completely. Which, as an Asuka fan, is kind of annoying for how much they sacrificed her to Jade to try & make that work. We all could have told you Jade was a bust 1 yr ago. But whatever. We move on.

>>18443315
>It would seem they have pulled the plug on the Jade Cargill experiment completely.
I wouldn't say that. They're just aware enough to know she should not be a singles champion. They'll get the Bianca/Jade/Naomi story back on track once Naomi drops the title. Could have Bianca or Jade cost her.

>>18441550 (OP)
She's so fucking hot bros

>>18444237
>NOOOOO GIANTESS ASUKA STAY AWAY FROM ME

>>18441876
I'm surprised Kairi got some sort of smile out of Bret seeing he likes the dark meat.

>>18441801
>Jimmy trying to land the big Iyo management deal so he schmoozes her best friends
Kairi is the Beefcake to Iyo's Hogan.
>>18444519
Bret also had a soft spot for the Asian ladies in Japan when they would tour through the country there. Wrote in hilarious great detail about it in his book.
also WOW Kairi's account is tagged in a LOT of lewd stuff on IG lol. And Asuka's is tagged by that schizo "abuse coverup" spammer a ton as well.

>>18442670
After seeing that tag TLC match where Lumis and Gacy did jack shit in the match, yet won it, it's good knowing that Naomi was pretty involved in that match. Plus it helped to keep the Iyo versus Rhea segments to a minimum to make their eventual one-on-one match mean more. And this may help prolong things so Rhea can beat Naomi in her homeland, because even though it was a no DQ match, Naomi one by pulling the tights. So that may be setting up a match where a pinfall doesn't need to be factored in like a last woman standing or cage match and winning by escape.

>Becky retains after a way too long 30 minute match
So does the potato theatre continue or do they finally have someone else go after Becky? And if so, would Asuka or Kairi be involved or do they somehow get Nattie involved just to pad Becky's record?

>>18444881
Lyra can't challenge for the title anymore, but they'll still find a way for Potato Playtime to continue

>>18441550 (OP)
We need a health update on Giulia after eating that fan's cheese yesterday

>>18441550 (OP)
ASUKA NO, HE'S A MARRIED MAN!!!
CONTAIN YOURSELF

>>18441553
>>18441575
Mommy

>>18444380
Personally, I would be welcoming her in.

>>18445945
you wouldn't have a choice

>>18445361
Does he share her tastes in 80's heavy metal and classic rock bands? If not, she's not interested in him in that way, but he would still be welcome to play her stash of video game consoles in her baller crib in Japan.

>>18446010
Good

>>18446948
He exclusively listens to Christian rap.

I’m not making a joke.

>>18441550 (OP)
goonin to kanachan tv with a JOI audio playing

board is gonna go nuts with Lesnar's return lol

NO MORE DUCKING, BROCK

>>18446948
I know he's a big retro vidya guy like she is.
I saw a video of him on UpUpDownDown once in Japan shopping for rare old Atari Jaguar games to bring home. For sure has the arcade invite.

AJ and Asuka are gonna play vidya and chill

>>18448274
Patrician activities

>>18448692
chills.......
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6KGbZj6IpwE

>>18448692
kek classic meme

>>18448274
based. Thinking of doing the same, unironically

>>18441550 (OP)
..

schizo posting is tired

>>18449735
go outside, pal

>>18448692
mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jerry Fish

>>18449947
|[ What Is The Purpose? ]

>>18441553
Love this aging in reverse clown succubus like you wouldn't believe.

>>18441550 (OP)
One of the spammer Gamethreads for Summerslam was using this webm as it's OP lol

>>18450833
What supernatural entity has she made that terrible eternal bargain with.

>>18441553
What tunes is Iyo cruisin' to bros ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVCaSBawDpc

>>18450833
same

>>18441550 (OP)
SEXO CLOWN MOMMY

>>18450834
Cole and Corey can barely contain themselves lmfao

>>18441553
Kisses with mommy! Mwah!

>>18450833
pic related is her in 2013, for comparison to today >>18449287
U might be rite

No one likes Lyra. No Cornette, not Russo, not Alverez, not Meltzer, not VoW, not the fans.

>>18441550 (OP)
>>18441553
>>18441575
>>18441621
She's hot don't get me wrong, BUT you guys are getting worked by the makeup. The cat eye style eye liner works wonders

Asuka is built for Brock's steaming piss.

>>18451340
Wrong. Asuka is built to be a dommy mommy. Imagine her getting you to the edge then then telling you that you cant cum or else she'll turn on the electric cables she has pinching your nipples

>>18451364
And then she says that after this, she's gonna let Brock's BWC slam in her pussy as she begs him to impregnate her while you listen in the other room.
And then he'll let out the filthiest, thickest stream of piss on her face and ruin her makeup and mark her forever as a white man's slut.

Chanyota

>>18451392
weird.

>>18441575
God I wanna lick her pits

>>18451483
I wish this was on summerslam

>>18451499
could have replaced sami vs karen kross

>>18451499
should have been over that boring Sami vs Kross match

>>18451392
Based. Asians belong to white men.

>>18451508
>>18451511
this match was way better than that shit stinker Kross match. Should have been in the stadium

last

>>18451611
based gulia stepping on her kek

>>18441550 (OP)
わぁぁぁぁ美しい

>>18451611
thanks Webmbro

>>18451611
femdom

>>18441550 (OP)
Asuka is still the prettiest joshi ever and thats a shoot brother

Sorrty to my fav joshi but I will never watch WWE ever again. I hope they leave and head to Stardom or AEW so I can watch them again. Any company that does bujsiness with someone named in a sex traffiking lawsuit is evil and I refuse to watch or support it. And SummerSlam sucked too lol./

>>18451732
Good riddance redditor bitch

>>18451738
being against sex traffiking and rape is not reddit or woke.

>>18451664
I ran this post through an AI fact checker.
It came back rated 100% accurate.

what does sliding your dick into asukas pussy feel like

>>18451738
Fuck you. It was a spit in the face to every woman who has ever worked for this company and every victim of assault or trafficking who has ever watched this company. They just showed you what they stand for clear as day. A bunch of fucking losers who don't give a fuck about the safety of others.

>>18451822
see ya bitch LMAO

>>18451812
Heaven

>>18451848
These are screencaps from virtue signalers taken from Twitter. Anon is just trolling with them

>>18441553
>>18441550 (OP)
why the actual fuck is she getting hotter as she gets older? what kind of Asian black magic is this?

>>18451861
i would literally cut off a foot for a chance

>>18451918 it's probably >>18450833

>>18441550 (OP)
based SEXO Asuka drawing (you)s and gallons of cum

all kabuki's need to gain weight and wear gear like mina does

all kabuki's need to leave the rape fed

wwe is a rape and sex trafficking fed

the joshi must leave the rape sex trafficking fed

asuka kairi iyo and giulia must leave wwe i don't care about the others

wwe is a rape and sex trafficking org that is unsafe for women the joshi must leave or they will be stained by association

>>18452421
>>18452459
>>18452464
>>18452496
>>18452499
fuck off retard

im scrolling @summerslam x and i think im having a nervous breakdown i don't want the joshi reputation ruined or for them to be hurt or harassed

been a long time since this schizo popped up

i can't mentally rest until i know that the joshi are safe and their reputation is in tact.

people can't think they are in league with sexual crimes and chud logic or turning the other blind eye

>>18452679
Cringe bitch

wwe is finished

>>18452019
yumola

>>18452017
I'd part with my non dominant foot for that

>>18453539
>P7 in 40 mins
WTF is going on right now ?

>>18453842
Some schizo has been sliding the board all day

Asuka milk :)

honestly the way things were going on the board I'm surprised the thread made it through all the spam
thanks to you guys who kept it going

>>18454288
the drink of champions

Please get Iyo out of the racist right wing WWE. Yesterday its Janel Grant. Tomorrow its Iyo.

>>18454607
And today it's (You)

>>18441768
>"Remember, fuck Goldberg"

>>18452408
hehe boober

>>18452408
are minas minas real

>>18455233
Yes, she’s talked about how she hit puberty hard at her all girls middle school and everyone noticed her big boobs.

>>18455263
Based. If I were a woman I would be jelly of Mina

>>18455263
Oh yeah? Even her teachers?

>>18455233
clearly not when you see how they move as she wrestles

WENDY BROS IM SCARED

>>18455475

>>18455796
fuck off hogwheels

>>18455796
oh well

>>18455233
They look fake. But I dont judge, I feel like more joshis could experiment with fake boobs

Not Asuka though, she has perfect naturals

>>18454434
/Kabuki/ strong

Hope ourgals are up to something good on Raw tonight. Asuka is in the unique position now of having held Tag Titles with both the current champions in the past.

>>18454607
She agrees with her sisters political beliefs, so she's fine staying with WWE and the worldwide recognition that comes with it.

>>18454810
Sally :)

/arrr/ died again.

>>18456227
time to give up

>>18455976
She sure does

>>18456178
Japanese are even more right wing than we are

I can tell you right now neither Iyo, Asuka or Kairi care about lefty faggot tears because Brock came back. They are excited to have him

>>18454434
>>18456064
We are Legion

>>18455976
they're pretty damn rockin'

>>18456694
a cool refreshing drink.

>>18451061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8X3BAwfwag

>>18451061
Koda Kumi songs

>>18451061
obvs;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

>>18456695
That shit popped me when it happened live.

>>18441550 (OP)
>>18441553
>>18441575
>>18441621
she is an actual yokai, right? no woman gets hotter as she ages the way Asuka does, must be some ancient Ashiya Doman tier omnyo magic shit

>>18456695
how do I get a cute az autistic gf like Kairi?

>>18456695
love these funtime gals

>>18457127
>az
*azn

>>18456876
That's something in Asuka's playlist and not Iyo's. Iyo has some mix of J-Pop and anime soundtracks in hers.

>>18457142
do you think they ever shared a dick

>>18457122
many people say

>>18457122
I think Asuka may already be hundreds of years old.

>>18457156
they're not like that

>>18457156
Kairi's not like that.
Asuka might've....

>>18457122
>>18457191
I'm more than sure Asuka is actually a kitsune, you know the vixen demon that takes human form to drain life energy from men via coitus

>>18457191
the Eternal Mommy

>>18457191
Going by some of her musical and video game choices, she may be. Or she's at least in the 60's.

>>18457218
nah.....hardly.........

pov: you are about to get sexually bullied by the asian gym-rat duo

>>18457330
old boomer soul
prs undastand

>>18457191
That would explain why she's more agile than women half her age as well. She defies human age because she's not a human. She's a shinigami

>>18457625
bet they wash each others’ butts in the shower after workout

>>18457308
<3

>>18457799
just common courtesy

no announcement for what Asuka, Kairi or IYO are doing on Raw. I'm guessing we get the Kabuki Warriors and Alexa/Charlotte feud started

>>18458070
Here's hoping!

>>18457742
That's scary, Mommy

>>18457560
>>18458369

>>18458146
>>18458070
I do not want them to see buried by them

I still miss chubby Xia

|[ No Comment Current|y. ]

>>18460281
|[ Sorry, That Was Meant for {Chubby Xia}. ]

[ Least You Got a ~{Chubby Xia] Out of It. ]|

(( [ No - I'm Actual|y God. ] ))

From tonight’s raw

>>18460343
yum

>>18460343
Fiendish

>>18460343
anything happen?

>>18461163
Nah. They were on screen for a few seconds before Rhea talked to Iyo

IYO vs Naomi next week. So basically expect shenanigans and IYO to lose

>>18461163
teasing the feud for rhiyo and kabuki warriors

>>18461662
wouldn't mind a triple threat for the tag team titles between Alexa/Charlotte, Kabuki Warriors and RhIYO at Clash in Paris

Xia posted pics from the last week when she celebrated her birthday

>>18459512
Those traps are insane.

extremely rare IYO and Xia pic

>>18461163
Rhea came in a bit later and Asuka glared at her made a snide remark about Iyo going with her friend Rhea then her and Kairi left and Iyo told Rhea she got a match against Naomi next week and Rhea said she'll get her title back from whoever the champ is after the match, then Iyo reminded Rhea she still hasn't beat one-on-one.

new Kairi pics, too

>>18462033
I need video of Iyo, Kairi and Xia riding that mechanical bull to Xia's left.

>>18462052
Zheda needs to introduce Kairi to the notion of getting her tits out for extra cash.

>>18459898
She was just in a bulking phase.

>>18462136
Xia rode it. I don't think Kairi or IYO did.

just checked Zeda's page and she uploaded some pics a couple of days ago

>>18462133
I need to coom in all three holes

>>18462121
based Asuka sassing that ugly goblin bitch Rhea. Teach her her place nee-san

>>18441575
Wtf had no idea asuka has some great pits

>>18462391
where have you been?

>>18459482
Literally built for oiled paizuri
Good Lord

>>18462391
Have you been in a coma for 8 years or something

>>18460343
>>18461163
Subtitled translation of their seg tonight
https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/1952546490335003124/

>>18462391
How does one not know this

>>18462860
Pitslut

>>18462794
I hope she brought marshmallows

>>18462860
I would imagine there's nothing in this world that tastes and smells better than those mommy pits other than her mommy shithole

>>18462391
r u new ?

cancel wwe

>>18462794
Smoking pot in the woods with uncle Nak

>>18462537
*10 years
she debuted September 2015 in NXT

>>18463247
>>18459067
Its a been a decade and the shinigami mommy still hasn't aged.

>>18463247
looks the exact same wtf

>>18463291
this pic >>18463247 isn't from her original NXT run tho, it's from like 2019/20 when they went back for 1 night to defend the Tag belts.
pic related is from 2015 when she 1st debuted there

>>18463312
Imagine the smell

She's a legit smokeshow.
Hope she goes to AEW so I can watch her
Hot mama indeed

Think of all the kino matches we missed out on with her being stuck in wwe for a 10 years wrestle trash like zelina vega.

AEW trannies are not welcome ITT

>>18463341
make me leave faggot
ohhh righttt, YOU CANT
FUCKING LOL
Go cry on Reddit or bluesky ya biotch
XD

>>18463347
kek you smoked that pedo piggie faggot

>>18463355
its easy because they're either pajeets or retarded
I'm off to play some CS2 premier before Pipefitters union orientation in a few hours
PEACE NIGGAS
SEE YOU HOMIES WEDNESDAY

i love mommy asuka. dont know what these retards above are spazzing over

>>18463399
you also love cock in you ass

>>18462794
Alone in the woods with three men?

>>18463405
turn on your monitor. type that without crying. etc.

Hey, so after Summerslam I am seeing a lot of people who are saying they are done with WWE. I know a lot of people who feel like this are new fans or are fans who have only really experienced WWE and I've been seeing a lot of sentiment that people feel they can no longer enjoy pro-wrestling because of WWE. I wanted to write up this post to say to people, particularly women and LGBTQ+ fans who feel unwelcome by WWE's progressively more politically right-wing approach, you are still welcome and wanted in the wrestling community.

Imagine trolling this thread, a thread that bothers nobody and stays in our lane and doesn't try to start shit with other threads or any of that kind of retardation. We just stay in here and chill.
And that still makes you seethe uncontrollably.
So you paste a Reddit post that made you mad ITT as troll bait;
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1mhei8e/matches_for_those_who_are_done_with_wwe/
a truly KWAB existence

>>18463507
>SSSTTOOP MAKING FUN OF US!!
Fuck off faggot
kek

>>18463507
why are you taking the bait every time? just ignore it, retard

kwab what a lazy bitch

>>18463521
I didn't take the bait though. Taking the bait would be responding to the initial post earnestly, and not realizing it's lazy cut n paste shit.
Pointing out it's lazy cut n paste shit is the exact opposite of getting worked by it/biting on it.

>>18463528
I agree with all of this. FUck wwe.

>>18463548
still taking the bait
fuck anon
get a grip

>>18463556
>pointing out some guy is trolling with shit bait
>"YOU'RE GETTING WORKED STOP TAKING THE BAIT"
pointing out that someone is trolling (badly) is not "getting trolled" by them

>>18463575
fucking kek this anon is lost
holy shit

>>18463575
>>18463548
>>18463507
This anon is melting down holy shit lmao!

fucking kek this anon is full on schizo mode
holy shit

>>18463405
>you also love cock in you ass
GMS!

>>18463128
imagine the smell

>>18463312
Luv big butt Asuka

>>18463979
that gear was litty af

>>18463128
Seems like it would be a good time.

So, it's pretty much confirmed that Giulia & Inamura are together?

>>18464256
If so, good for him. Inamura got over with me and I hope he takes the NXT title off of Oba.

>>18464256
last I heard she was engaged/married to Hideki Suzuki? Has that changed?

I'll work on new soon

>>18464368
thx boss

NEW
>>18464398

why sliding

>>18465975
The thread was at 315 posts when New was made >>18464399.
A bunch of troll posts got murked since then and brought it back under 310

>>18467022
Wow

>>18467022
thought the limit was 300

Well let's get this off the catalog

>>18467022
Nice of them to murk the trolls only after the thread is done.

I love kabuki

Okay, that is the end.