Thread 18441785

>Undisputed WWE Championship, Street Fight: John Cena (c.) vs. Cody Rhodes

>Women's World Championship: Naomi (c.) vs. Iyo Sky vs. Rhea Ripley

>Intercontinental Championship: Dominick Mysterio (c.) vs. AJ Styles

>United States Championship, Steel Cage match: Solo Sikoa (c.) vs. Jacob Fatu

>Women's Intercontinental Championship, No DQ match: Becky Lynch (c.) vs. Lyra Valkyria

>WWE Tag Team Championship, TLC match: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c.) vs. Andrade and Rey Fenix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Saban) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

first for finner

Where's Cardi B

>>18441785 (OP)
I'm really excited for these matches.

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE HAITCH

Fuck you Hunter you fucking shit booker. Die!

Why aren't they booing him.

>>18441780
dumb newfaggot anime tranny the entire card is stacked

look at that big ol iyo sign

Here comes haitch

I speak for everyone on this board when I say we want Buddy.

Gunna take a 2 hour piss break after the IYO match
Why do they only have like 5 good matches over 2 days?

Nobody likes Lyra kek

Why is the tron so segmented? Couldn't they have brought the lcd's closer together?

>>18441814
New Jersey is MAGA Country!

IM READY TRIPLE GOAT

me personally? I am hoping for blood
I want to see blood

>>18441785 (OP)
Will you shut the fuck up and start the show already?

ARE YOU READY FOR SHIT BOOKING AND BORING FINISHES?

LET'S GET READY TO WWEEEEEEEEEE!

>>18441785 (OP)
Now listen to me you fucking retards
The thread is going to be fast, just like always
I can only make FIVE fucking threads at once

Someone else is going to have step the fuck up
I will happily make all of them duting the Beckster/Birdster match

nobody thought the night 1 card was something hunter

BOW DOWN TO THE DIDDLY

I MIGHT SWERVE BEND THAT CORNER WHOOOOOOA OH

>"if you thought last night was something, you ain't seen nothing yet"
Oh god this is gonna be worse than night 1?

Trips not making everything about himself challenge

>>18441817
>2 womeme matches
Maybe on planet troon

Hope this old faggot's heart pops in the middle of the ring one of these days

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN

>>18441814
Don't they know that morbidly obese AEWtists say he's a terrible booker?

kek that looked like shit

I watch for she.

>cardi b didn't want to show up to day 2

SAD!

>sends Cardi B out to do the intro on night 1 when the crowd was a bit shit
>full crowd for night two? It’ll look best if I do it myself and get some good PR shots
Kek it’s all about the game and how you play it I guess

Couldn't see a fucking thing

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>>18441814
Are you fucking stupid or what

>rap music for wwe

I miss when we had rock and metal

Why does this ego starved bitch gotta start every show and make it about him?

does he really have to do this every ppv

truly embarassing. wwe really said fuck off boomers. company died with vince.

skulton rhea is something else

THIS IS MY BRUTA-

Hunter Hearse Helmsley shoving that unto AEW smarks faces

So Cena is gonna keep the belt and fight Gunther in a couple months?

I hate that pyro now is exclusive to Haitch self marking, it should be after the intro like God intended, Dunn would never

was that necessary

>>18441872
its a young mans world u geriatric fuck get used to it

>PPV night 34
>Paula Veck opens the show
>Rhea in a title match

And repeat

>they blew all that money on fireworks
>to light them up during daytime
>so you can't even see them
kek WWE is ran by a bunch of rich retards

(S)HE NEEDS MORE ESTROGEN ASAP

YOU TOLD ME CENA AND CODY WERE FIRST AND I BELIEVED IT

Was I worked?

>>18441839
You're worrying about nothing. Threads don't disappear after 315 posts. They just don't bump. Threads can be 1000's of posts long before they fall off the board.
Who cares?

>Rhea lip syncing her entrance theme

Cringe tranny

.

Is being a “night 1 guy” cucked?

I LOVE RHEA

>>18441867
So people can rally against The Rock or whoever is the person that fires him down the line

My mom thinks Rhea is shoot trans

wtf I was sure TLC was gonna open, they usually do

Rhea is a couple of mm of nose job away from bring perfect.

>the star studded main event for the biggest Summerslop of all time is Becky Lynch vs. Lyra Valkyria

Grim....no wonder half the arena is tarpped

My wife!!

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Rhea is insane

iyo :3

Cody elevator confirmed

NO POP FOR IYO

KWAB

IYO
IYO
IYO

>>18441823
>not enjoying Axiomkino
are you even a fan of WRESTLING?

IYO THIGHS

>>18441785 (OP)
Mild pop for Iyo

HAHAHAHAHA THE CROWD WENT SILENT FOR IYO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>no pop for Iyo
Please tell me it's finally over, she's fucking shit.

>>18441897
cause aew thread splitting fag likes to split threads to promote his ip harvesting link

>>18441909
I wish

hey that’s my WIFE out there

>>18441899
Aussie women are so fucking ugly.

>>18441909
I hate wrestling too.

>>18441905
this but Jade

Why'd they mute the crowd for Iyos entrance?

>>18441900
Night 1 Phil main events every preshow now. That’s not a bad spot for him

Becky is balding worse than her husband KWAB

Damn that pop was nothing compared to Rhea kek

Rhea is pinning IYO to set up the match with Vaquer in France where Naomi screws Rhea out of the belt as revenge for never getting pinned to lose the belt.

>>18441814
They're fake as fuck, just like how they refused to boo Hogan after he died.

If Iyo loses we complain on Twitter

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Why aren't they cheering for Iyo?

>Rhea having to carry non-whites for the 10th time this year
White women's burden

>>18441891
They can blew all the money and still have record profiles

iyo is built like a fat toddler

>>18441919
slopdown's tag division is just a bunch of gay retards

they really should add an option to watch the events without commentary on Netflix

>>18441949
whos iyo? she the one who just came in?

>>18441839
I don't give a fuck about who is making threads I'm just here for the shitposting and webms

Any crowd who gives Iyo a small reaction is garbage.

>>18441955
A tale as old as time

>>18441938
That pretty much sets wargames

>>18441900
WM night 1 main event shat all over night 2. I'm assuming it'll be much the same here.

WTF is Joe Tess doing at the spanish table?

Yum.

I'm sick of triple threat matches. Fuck Triple tHreat.

>Phil loses
>3.0 earthquake in Jersey as Summer Slam lets out

what happens tonight when Cody loses? Will the hellmouth open?

>>18441963
retard

>>18441964
It's what the little piggy deserves.

Lyrafags coping rn.

AAAAAAAAAATAANNNGANAAAAAAAA

Iyo gonna legit cry in the back for getting no pop

>>18441943
Im gonna im gonna im gonna voice my displeasure

Luv Marcelo
hate Jerry
simple as

Night one was a glorified episode of Raw. The card is stacked on night two.

>silence for Oinko
but iyopedos told me she was over???

I fucking hate that jabroni of jerry soto, where's carlitos?

>>18441960
which team are you on then?

Iyo's pop was muted but, I still love her and always will.

>>18441964
No one is getting a pop in this domeless stadium

>>18441938
Vaquer shall not win.

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well gosh I wonder who wins this one
surely not the one with the live entrance

NAOMI MY GOAT
Probably one of the better live entrances they've ever done

Naomi is actually dimes wtf

Literally no pop for Naomi

>>18441938
>>18441966
naomi is winning via cheating. they aren't wasting steph vs IYO or steph vs rhea on a ppv in third world country

wtf is that random black guy

>>18441984
Ok Hugo

>>18441943
You jest, but Twitter complaints have swayed plenty of booking decision recently and in the past.

Oh man it's Bumblebee McGuire!

What if Naomi wins?

Why is the WWE so "urban" now?

Based Naomi getting her pops a gig

>>18441975
>>18441980
at least there’s a few people in the crowd with Iyo signs

are they starting with the bitches? wake me up when the real nigga shit starts

Based Naomi's Daddy

>Naomi getting a live band entrance
Retaining then. Maybe Belair turning heel?

>her dad

Well isn't that sweet

>that negro who nobody knows, well, he's world famous so let us tell you who he is since nobody knows him

right

will never not nootice the "na" fading in together but the rest of the letters are just single letters

NAOMIS FATHER PLAYS THE THEME??? WTF BLACK PEOPLE DONT LIKE METAL?!?!?!

>>18442013
She will

SHE'S CHIMPING OUT

>>18442014
Jews control the world

>>18441994
seff got a huge pop thoughbeit

Holy shit it's Shawn McKay from the David Mack band

>>18441996
Vaquer reign of terror starting in Paris

>racism in the chat
literally cant even right now

Naomi's body is fucking ridiculous. Jimmy must be unloading every night

Yeah naomi is losing so they’re getting her special entrance out early

that’s p cool that’s her dad also chids btfo some blacks have dads

Rhea will have Iyo beat but Naomi will steal the pin. Rhea will pin Iyo at WM.

Naomi is so fucking cool now

>>18441980
I laugh when guys get no pop but the simp in me gets sad for the women.

I had no clue Iyo's push was this dead and Naomi was this over

Not as over as Rhea but still over

The special live sympathy special guest entrance they give Naomi is… her dad
Kek

How is it that the crowds are so dead in any PLE compared to a Raw or Smackdown?

>i wish i was naomi
wade....

naomi is old and walled and anti dimes

Kinda cool not gunna lie

>>18442014
They want you to think that Niggers are cool.

Tbf, Iyo's music is too much of a vibe to go nuts for.

>>18442020
Punk got a live band entrance at Mania and then he lost.

>>18442014
It's a brown world and you're just living in it

>>18441785 (OP)
Sheeeeeeeeit

>>18442025
Black people invented metal, whiteboy

Should have played voodoo chile

Holy shit, schizo Naomi is dimes

Iyo bros... Rhea bros... I got a bad feeling about this one.

that guitar tone is ass

All of a sudden Naomi liking this music doesn't feel fake

>Wrestlemania Night 1 ends with Seth and Punk
>Night 2 opens with IYO and Rhea in a triple threat, closes with Cody vs Cena

>Summerslam Night 1 ends with Seth and Punk
>Night 2 opens with IYO and Rhea in a triple threat, closes with Cody vs Cena

That's really cool that her dad played for her entrance.

>>18441785 (OP)
all you anti-Iyo posters, you do not get to complain about what will happen when Lyra Valkyria comes out. You made your bed now lie in it

>>18442052
shut up, lying kike

This song is really dope

>Playing music for your daughter to come out like an exotic prostitute
Hits pipe*

Wtf... Naomi is cool now?

>>18442025
Anon.. the new giganigga in NXT is a metalhead.

Rhea is so skinny now. What happened?

>>18442025
Wait until you find out who's the lead vocalist for Sevendust and who was the second vocalist during the peak of Killswitch Engage

>>18442024
That's the cross bar on the A, anon.

Jimmy gets to plap that every night

Did any of you guys have a cool dad

>>18442020
special entrance means losing

>>18442061
If you watched Total Divas, you'd know Naomi is a rocker

Black women don't listen to metal.

>>18442052
the beatles aren't black, my guy

Why are people already cooming over that entrance? He sucked.

I really wish they fire that sheboon announcer

SEXY MATCH TIME

>>18442060
Walked too far away and lost bluetooth connection

>>18442063
long
term
booking
prefare for travis

>>18442058
Naomi should retain. This is coming from a massive iyofag

>>18442040
>black with a dad
About as rare as it gets, they'd want to advertise it.

>It's another Rhea and Iyo match
Wow, how original HHH

>>18442078
I didn't have a dad

>>18442063
Esoteric?

MAMI PITQUEEN

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>>18442065
Every Lyra fan loves Iyo. Every Iyo fan minus one loves Lyra.

>>18442075
based Howard Jones

Iyo looking plump and piggish

Naomi looking the most fuckable out of these 3

>>18442074
This is my favorite Rhea look.

>>18442074
Cross fit.

>>18442052
They invented/laid the foundation for rock, which then led to metal, but didn't invent metal itself

I wonder how it feels to be that dad and know every BWC cooms for Naomi's fat ass

Rhea looking very happy, she is winning

get the belt off this dimeless black bitch

>>18442089
No one in this match is attractive.

>>18442087
So what it’s wholesome ya finna miserable prick

>>18442087
Um sweaty, did you not pay attention to the color of his skin?

>>18442078
My dad is cool but wasn’t there for me as a kid so our relationship is awkward at best

OK /pw/
Buddy, Jimmy Uso or EVIL?

>>18442069
I'm sorry you can't hype your daughter's debut at the Howard Johnson's parking lot

>>18442104
but enough about you

>>18442081
Niggers hijack every hobby from anime to video games.

>>18442006
Again, Naomi will drop the belt at Wargames, but to Bianca, Rhea is getting a preg break and Naomi now has to face Bianca.
Also WWE is probably negotiating a contract to get Buddy out of AEW and set he and Rhea as the new Power Couple.

damn naomi has lickable pits

Naomi struggles to be a convincing heel, she's just too happy. Uso is a lucky guy.

Naomi seems pretty over rn

>>18442105
Go to sleep Cody.

>>18442065
Didn’t you just spam the thread laughing about “no pop” when Lyra came out?

I miss indoor shows where the crowd noise doesn’t die

>>18442113
Baron Corbin?

>>18442114
>LE HECKIN WHOLESOME HEEL
Fuck off

Rhea lost her ass

>>18442122
Is Rhea pregnant?

MMMMMMMM NEEED TO DESTROY NAOMI'S BLACK GENES

>>18442105
focus on your match with cena cody

>>18442086
I thought Rhea had titties, what the fuck am I even looking at here?

the naoim hype is fake af. she has always been a boring wrestler

Its almost 620
I want Naomi to win

Daammmnn Naomi

>>18442106
i like this one

>>18442103
That's my boy right there. KSE ain't shit anymore since Jones left

Rhea or Iyo turns

>>18442078
My dad is the one that got me into wrestling.

>>18442078
my old man was a fake tough guy who thought showing your kids any emotion as a father made you less as a man

>>18442147
looks too much like a man, but hey if thats your thing

lol at that white boy giving naomi the thumbs up

>>18442144
She is

>>18442105
Don't you have a Street Fight tonight?

Didn't rhea used to have an ass? What happened?

>two zoomers with green shirt guy shirt

You gotta be kidding me

This is racism

Buddy is such a lucky guy. I would never stop talking about my wife if I was him.

>>18442142
>>18442122
I have a feeling Rhea is off gear to get preggers. She's been looking thinner lately

I mute the volume every time that nigger announcer speaks

iyo getting GYATT mogged

>>18442142
Probably wrapped to avoid pop outs

White and Asian alliance to beat up the basic black bitch

BASED

Green shirt guy got himself over. Now there's green shirt cosplayers in the crowd....

Fuck this world...

>Whites and Asians bullying blacks
Tragedy

>>18442139
She is getting skinnier and people are already hinting that is because she is getting ready to get pregnant.
Trips and Steph giving her a break as they did to asuka when she had her kid is something they would do.

RACISM

>>18442153
I MEAN FOLKS......

let's kill this honky bitch

Rhea looks like a twig, what the FUCK happened?

>>18442166
I hate her hair so fucking much

Based solution against the crime

>>18442113
this incel thinks because a woman doesn't look like the animu vtuber shark detective girl he jacks off to that means they aren't attractive

>>18442162
good

>>18442160
She forgot to pack the good PAWG straps.

>>18442151
female referees have no business in the ring.

The ref reacting to shit is kinda funny, is this something she always does and I've never noticed?

>All those green smiley tshirts
Reddit incarnate.

How many green shirt guys are there now?

Rhea Rhipley carrying this match, desu. Only reason I'm even watching this match. And couldn't have WWE gotten any better Japanese wrestlers? Is it a money thing or visa? Do the Japanese wrestling leagues not like WWE? Who would you like to see from Japan in WWE?

So what's the deal with green shirt guy?

What year did it become mandatory to have at least one middle rope topa sucida a match?

Naomi > Rhea > power gap x3 > iyo

>>18442074
same thing that's happened to every woman that can afford $1200 a month for ozempic niggaaaaaa

>just standing there awkwardly while Naomi slowly sets up her cross body

Wow...

>Asian and Asutralian team up against nog

Wtf, I like this match now

>>18442142
They're right there. She's just wearing gear that doesn't emphasize them.

>>18442179
She looks great

>>18442195
rhea is a tranny

KEK BASED NAOMI BITING THESE BITCHES

>>18442186
Jej

>>18442197
maybe about 5 years back

welp i've seen enough this match sucks ass

Can someone tell me why ivo sky is pushed so hard for being so generic? I dont know anyone who actually likes her

>>18442208
No she doesnt

>>18442174
Asuka?

>>18441905
My mom thinks this about pretty much any athletic woman. I think it's a Facebook thing.

>>18442179
stopped roiding up because she's trying to have a kid with buddy

Visiting this board for the first time and I can’t believe it’s so active.

If Naomi and Rhea win, how many threads will the Iyofag spam seething about them?

>scratching iyos back

Based retard naomi

>>18441813
>>18441813
>>18441813
new

>hoodrat rules
Naomi is winning

Iyo and Rhea tag run when

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE CROWD HAS DIED FOR THIS MATCH THEY ARE COMATOSE

>>18442164
This entire Naomi shitshow began with Bianca, but Bianca broke her fingers and was sidelined, now they will bring her back and have Bianca get the belt off her.
Rhea leaves but have Bianca take her place

>>18442195
shrimp nigga, is the site legit?

Poor Iyo screaming as Naomi scratches her :(

>>18442225
what boards do you browse

>>18442196
Son of an energy magnate with infinite money that just enjoys wrestling

>>18442225
lol

BASED BACK RAKE

>>18442228
too soon faggot

>>18442174
That doesn't make any sense.
If anything you should want to put on weight if you're planning on getting pregnant.

FMK in this match?

F Rhea
M Iyo
K Naomi

Did Rhea lose her tits AND her ass?

baked mods are faggots

>>18442246
you have to go soon otherwise you get 2 threads

>>18442248
not if you need to simply ease it with the testosterone to slim down

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>>18442256
>>18442256
>>18442256

>>18442228
Fuck off with the spam link, thread will get deleted

>>18442257
she took a cut obviously

>>18442253
Fuck Naomi
Marry Rhea
Kill Iyo

>>18442238
/fit/ and /biz/

>>18442253
Kill 'em all

>>18442253
Fuck Rhea, Marry Naomi, Kill Iyo

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>>18442160
She's been losing weight lately. Speculation to either cracking under pressure or thinning out for pregnancy plans

>>18442253
F Naomi
K Rhea
M Iyo (and hate my life til death do us part)

>>18442257
She lost weight clearly, but she has also worn more revealing gear

>>18442253
Marry iyo
Kill the others

>>18442273
>>18442281
Samefag