Thread 18441813

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TONIGHT'S CARD:

>Undisputed WWE Championship, Street Fight: John Cena (c.) vs. Cody Rhodes

>Women's World Championship: Naomi (c.) vs. Iyo Sky vs. Rhea Ripley

>Intercontinental Championship: Dominick Mysterio (c.) vs. AJ Styles

>United States Championship, Steel Cage match: Solo Sikoa (c.) vs. Jacob Fatu

>Women's Intercontinental Championship, No DQ match: Becky Lynch (c.) vs. Lyra Valkyria

>WWE Tag Team Championship, TLC match: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c.) vs. Andrade and Rey Fenix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Saban) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

>STREAM
https://shrimpstr%65ams.live/

Rhea looks a lot slimmer.

should have started with the TLC match, triple h

FEIN
FEIN
FEIN

BORING!
BOOOOORING!
BOOOOORING!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

>the star studded main event for the biggest Summerslop of all time is Becky Lynch vs. Lyra Valkyria

Grim....no wonder half the arena is tarpped

>forced out of the company
lmao not quite how it happened

Pits.

this match sucks

I was told that Naomi sucks but she looks great here. Wtf did /pw/ lie to me AGAIN?!?!

these bitches suck at timing. especially naomi

This match should just be Naomi beating the fuck out of them both easily

>Triple Threat Match
>No one is using weapons

>Just realized Naomi is wearing pantyhose
SEXOOOOOOO

>>18442249
you're retarded

>>18442265
it's a woman's match. they always suck

This match pales in comparison to Rhea/Iyo/Bianaca from WM

I got some boneless wings from the hyvee microwave to eat section gonna heat them babies up brb

rhea black pantsu

>>18442278
>a gorilla looking woman is sexy

okay sure

Everyone wants the Iyo rub

>>18442248
She is on whey anon, she is off that to get pregnant
My cousin had to cut that shit off her body because it was messing up with her hormones to get pregnant.

>>18442276
Until now thats basically what it was

heh more like dia-rhea

why is ivo sky even in this match+

KEK
WEAKEST GERMAN SUPLEX I'VE EVER SEEN BY RHEA

>>18442240
i thought i was the only one who noticed. her legs look like twigs

>>18442303
smarks would cry otherwise

People that wear those neon smiley shirts in the crowd are the most obnoxious, attention seeking faggots

Let me guess, a face will have the match won and then Naomi will throw them out of the ring and steal their pin.

KINO SKY

rheas sorta trash

I’d literally kill myself to see Buddy in this match.

>>18442292
Never understood why indians hate black women. Every other race lusts over a good piece of chocolate ass

WTF

Could Rhea and Iyo just do one smooch?

remember years ago when Naomi pulled the race card and got a wrestlemania title win out of it

>>18442308
really? who the fuck even likes her?

>>18442318
wait a few months into 2026, AEW wont last long

>>18442318
who is buddy?

>>18442333
When?

I have drumsticks but if I eat one now it would spoil my dinner.

>>18442333
based carnie sister

>>18442333
kek what a fucking carny

GOAT match

>>18442321
>Every other race lusts over a good piece of chocolate ass

Shut the fuck up, jew. No one actually likes blacks sexually. They're lowest matched race and gender on all dating apps.

JOIN OUR EXTREMELY RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, ANTISEMITIC STREAM

>>18442336
she's an asian woman, that alone immediately grants a fanbase

Sty bros…

>>18442333
no

i know this is preaching to the choir but iyo really is excellent

perfectly landed moonsault. Damn. Iyo is based

Guys don't date a woman with an ass like Naomi's. They want sex too much. Its exhausting.

>>18441813 (OP)
i'm just tuning in now i had to drive home
how is the match so far

>>18442343
Save it for later, don’t forget to use your dude wipes to clean up

This is awesome chant piped in while the crowd looks completely out of it. Poor ladies.

>>18442318
He's in the third row

>>18442370
naomi just won by naomidriver

>>18442366
Rhea has a nicer ass

I’d KILL MYSELF AND BUDDY for Naomi to twerk on me. And that’s a worked shoot brother.

Wish Iyo would knee me in the face bros

>Advertising his friendship simulator in OP
Poor boggy no mates kek

post-vince wwe is the worst jewish shit ever

Just realized they’re using regular ring post

>>18442391
That was good

why is all womens wrestling 5x slower than if men were doing the same match

>>18442265
I never would have predicted this

Cole is kinda bad again huh

>>18442397
ring collapse tonight then

This is a pretty good match bros

This match rules

I like this match

>>18442383
lmfao

>>18442391
she is so extra

>>18442400
>why are women worse at everything men does

Who knows, anon. Who knows.

>>18442394
Why are you against people sharing streams?
You must be jewish

Iyo's Shoryuken?

Holy pure strikes

>>18442400
Slower = better

>>18442386
same

>>18442406
cody and cena arent big enough for that so... BROCK LESNAR???

>>18442400
Oh gee I dunno.... maybe because men are physically superior or is that too chud to say?

what the fuck man, i didnt even know it was on this weekend and missed yesterday

Rhea vs IYO vs (insert third woman here) is a winning OLE match formula.

>>18442383
IYO's is better than both.

Naomi is hotter than Bianca

bros could my 4.7 inch white manhood satisfy ANY of the 3 women in this match?

>>18442425
>when buddy says maybe that's enough shrunken heads in the house

everyone made fun of Edge for his assraping pin back in the days but now that Rhea does it its super over

>>18442429
didnt watch it to the end but punk is our new champion

>>18442414
You're ethnically Ashkenazi though kek

>>18442429
You didn't miss shit.

big jims a lucky uce

Iyo wins lol

Why has a woman never paralyzed herself in a ring?

>>18442433
Naomi’s body with Bianca’s face would be pinnacle black woman.

These rigs seem a little conservative, couldn't we go a little more substantial?

>>18442430
What's an OLE match?

>>18442440
No I'm maori
>capitalizes ashkenazi
lmfao

What ever happened to Rhea, she used to be huge and she looks like Charlotte now

what happened to rheas ass

GENIUS OF MY DICK

iyo told rhea to lose weight because she was too fat to lift

>>18442435
hows the weather in india?

>>18442444
Nope

>>18442429
You missed NOTHING

>>18442445
too weak to actually break bones on bumps

so i've only been watching old wrestling (attitude era, at year 2000 now) and I just tuned to this and I must say... the wrestling is good??? Definitely much better than the pathetic state of women's division in 2000.

How's modern wrestling otherwise? Are the storylines kino?

>>18442451
people lose weight sometimes. she's likely on a cut diet.

IYO IS A VIOLENT PERSON

>>18442451
both of them have body dysmorphia

>>18442435
Yeah just throw in some punches

>>18442451
>>18442452
I'm seeing it on a TV for once I can't believe how skinny she's gotten

HEY RETARDED JANNY
THE STREAM LINK IS IN THE OP YOU MORON

>>18442451
>>18442452
She's slimming up in preparation for pregnancy most likely

JOIN OUR EXTREMELY RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, ANTISEMITIC STREAM

>>18442465
kek what I was thinking

What the fuck is a shoutai upper cut

I'll be damned

Kek based Naomi

>>18442311
how did you know?

Fuck off

>>18442452
Off cycle

Glad that shitter Rhea got pinned

One fucking job rhea

>>18442311
Dont be fucking stupid, they wont do that

Anyone noticed Rhea looks thinner?

>>18442463
>How's modern wrestling otherwise? Are the storylines kino?

better than the match at eveolution

>>18442463
finlay saved womens wrestling by telling women in NXT to just hit each other for real since they cant harm each other anyway and its been awesome ever since

Good match
Flat finish

based naomi

>>18442311
ANOOOON

SLAYOMIIIIII

Good match

naomi MONSTER RUN coming

she will be champ for at least a year

BASED NYE-OH-ME PILLED

kwab fuck you

LMAO FUCK OFF

Based shaniqua

BASED FUCK RHEA

woah never could've predicted this, so anyway

>>18442479
It scrambles the brain

>>18442463
Nobody watches the AE stuff for workrate.

Reminder the stream spammer is a polish jew

iyo bros we knew she wasn't winning so her not eating the pin was all we could ask for
and we got that - iyo basically won really

>>18442311
Kek close enough

IYO DIDNT EAT THE PIN!!

Rhea just jobbed clean to a roll-up?

Why don't we get cheat pins in more no DQ matches?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

That match fucking ruled, we’re already doing better than yesterday

>>18442463
>Are the storylines kino?
not really, no, last year had some good stuff though

BASED NAOMI

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR ASS RHEA

THAT'S WHY NAOMI HAS THE TITLE RHEA

NAOMI TITTY SLIP

>>18442435
IYO is Japanese so she's built specifically for sub 5 inch dicks

love naomi
simple as

Oh wow Rhea had the match won guess she gets another rematch

BASED NAOMI!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. CAUTIONARY TALE NIGGAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh great! Another Rhea Ripley storyline where she's chasing the title and gets yet another title shot

>This match was brought to you-
It certainly was, Cole.

>>18442526
no

>rollup win on a big ppv
thank god the match is over but that shit belongs on smackdown or fastlane, not summerslam

>>18442311
god damn