STOP SPLITTING THE GAMETHREADS EDITION

>>18445270 (OP)
>Could you please open the door now?
What's the point of the cage then?

>when one of these guys walks out the cage.

>>18445270 (OP)
Death To WWE
Death To TKO
Death To ɛ-drœnes

Seplur mordus oclus

I'LL SPLIT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER'S PUSSY

>>18445270 (OP)
I bet the main event is shit

>>18445270 (OP)
cena better not win

The cage door rule allows unathletic fatasses to be able to participate in cage matches, cage matches used to be done by crazy niggas only

Dom and AJ are main eventing because Liv is returning

NO YEET

>HES JUST GONNA WALK OUT THE DOOOOOOOOR????

Can someone post Lyra apologizing to the ref? That was very cute.

does anyone actually care about solo sikoa

>>18445342
she's not main event material unfortunately

>>18445356
me

>>18445356
no

>>18445336
Cena's going over, brother. HH from H

We're not through yet!

who the fuck are all these new coconut niggers what the fuck is going on

>Coconut theater in the year of our lord 2025

tama tonga
tonga loa
talla Tonga loa
Jimmy Uso
Jey Uso
Roman Reigns
Sammy Uso
Rikishi
Zilla Fatuso (rikishi son)
jc mateo

edrones please admit it

this is slop.

what are all these samoans going to do when they run out of other samoans to feud with?

>>18445359
Wrong!

>>18445270 (OP)
Good of you to make it anon
Would have prefered a naked Rondetty like I made last time but good job

>Large James

>>18445356
/pw/ is unironically a Solo board

>JC Denton

>>18445370
PURE SEX

>>18445329
You have a fungal infection

>>18445356
WWE for some reason

Jimmynetty?

CLOSE THE CAGE NIGGA. BASED FATU

bloodline shit is so pointless

lol @ the announcers scattering

>ref opens the door for you if you’re Samoan and you just ask nicely

>>18445356
He has funny reactions.

>censored
??

yadanameme

>>18445370
>Stephanie prowling the countryside looking for white boys

>>18445370
why didn't steph or penta get a spot on the card when they got over as quickly as they did
and where was la knight

Ventura approves

Join our based 4chan stream.
No faggot jannies.

Shouldn't the tribal chief get his family in order?

>>18445380
be honest /pw/ has any female ever looked at you like this?

FUCK DOORS

>>18445270 (OP)
Wow they’re locking it now

The cage door should open sporadically and only for like a minute or two then closes again

>>18445380
HUGE POP

I miss my wife.

>>18445399
thats a smooth ass combo

>>18445401
They had priorities.

What is the actual point of this shit without Roman being involved?

>>18445395
They live censored charlotte's nips last night too.

>>18445395
He said nigga

>>18445356
I think he's funny. Fatu is the real let down

My gf just texted me this and said she's tired of me wasting my nights watching wrasslin and wants to go out
wat do?

>>18445356
Yes bro, one of my favorites. His physical comedy is unparalleled

>>18445401
Penta and LA Knight are not PLE material anymore sorry.

>>18445405
One time, in 2008.

>handcuff spot after previous match had a zip tie spot
They didn't think this card through at all

solo is kino

>>18445425
thats a man, baby

they literally just did a handcuff bit

>>18445356
listen to the crowd

why did he wait that long to get cuffed on purpose

>two matches in a row with hands cuffed spots

>two handcuff spots in two consecutive matches

>>18445370
YUMOLA

Interference and handcuff spots in back to back matches. Hhh sucks

why isn't this a sticky again?

>>18445435
>immediately breaks them
based

>it’s another fucking handcuff spot

This card is way too overbooked. shit feels like an AEW show

lol the female referee is totally useless

Botched finish

Lol way to kill the crowd Haitch

Wow that was pointless

Why is the crowd so dead

LMFAO solo is so based

worst match of the night

Pretty sure the handcuffs weren’t supposed to break but he improvised pretty fucking well

>>18445447
Mods are AEW fans.

>solo takes the door to the head
>Jacob doesn't get it at all
>this means that Jacob is KO and Solo can get out easily

SOLO

kek what a shit match

Holy shit Paul is embarassing

THE GROAN A THE CUFFS HAHAHAHA

Good thing Ventura isn't calling this match

oh, we just walked out the doooooooor

Steel cage matches should have the door locked what the fuck is the point otherwise?

I love Solo so much lmao

he's the perfect Uso to me got the best of everything

wtf was that shit lmao

By watching this PPV, (You) support pedophilia, incest, racism, and evil

2025 is truly a cursed year for wrestling. Nothing is entertaining anymore

Shit match

>>18445401
please understand becky and lyra needed to go half an hour to have a 1 star match

That match was boring and had a terrible ending.

why does a cage match= no DQ??

wtf this match was garbage too

thank god for samoans

>haku's nepobaby is ruining another match
Shit match

>>18445370
Paul, put this girl on top. I never saw her before the Royal Rumble, and in all that sea of entrants I immediately took notice the second she walked out. She's actually "head turning" as they say. She's got it. Put the belt on her.

dogshit ending wtf

Samoans really are the jews of wrestling, it is time to expel them all

>>18445450
Except nowhere near as entertaining

>>18445470
Ventura is vindicated on how stupid the steel cage is

escape the cage is still a gay rule.

PAUL CANT FUCKING BOOK

Talla just beaned Solo in the head
That match was trash though

I am so fucking sick of Coconut Community Theater. They should fire all of them except Roman and Fatu.

>>18445481
Ok based

>Break the zip ties
>Becky still wins
>Break the handcuffs
>Solo still wins
Cody is going to go SSJ3, stop time, open all eight gates, and unlock his Quincy bloodline, and Cena will still win

Why are solo and the other guy just watching?

rate the match

Another superkick, Uce?

>>18445470
Why do people keep saying this when was the last time he called a match?

>>18445405
Not any female but a couple of males have

Solo can bring in whoever he wants. Santino in the family? Sure why not?

lol JC sucks dick

Jacob didn't even do a cage-top moonsault what was the point of this

Solid Raw match

The Nose can't book to save his life

BIG JIM JUST TURNED HEEL ON JC MATEO

Summerslop is NOT looking good lmfao im grinning ear-to-ear.... EPIC FUCKING FAILURE ON ALL FRONTS!

AEW WON
ALL IN WON

THATS MY BASED RETARD

Fatu finna break his leg

Only thing that can save this terrible show is an amazing main event or Liv

>>18445488
every match tonight has been no dq so far

Does Roman not care about all the infighting of his fellow coconuts?

oh they're doing the Snuka spot

Jacob finna die

Which one is Tonga Loa and which one is Loa Tonga?

Save us Dom

>>18445511
awful

HOLY SHIT

>>18445519
KWAB

What matches are remaining

Jacob doing a moonsault from the top after the match is over lmao

Fatu’s kids cannot produce a good match against each other.

nobody cares about the Bloodline wolfpac anymore

why didn't they do that during the match instead of after the match?

>>18445530
He's just letting them get the bad blood out before he returns with the largest stable ever.

>>18445481
Yes

>>18445519
Apologise

why the fuck would you let this spot out of the match???? Triple H is a fucking nigger

Buddy vs Jacob would’ve been good.

>ay don't let anyone in
>well uh the cameraman can go in

He just killed the botching tongan

Tonga took all of that one

>>18445541
dom aj

cody cena

why not do that during the match

I HATE when they leave a memorable spot for after the match

it sucks

>>18445270 (OP)
Moments like this make you miss Vince- he would have a slow zoom in shot of Jacob breaking the handcuffs through raw unbridled rage and strength coinciding with Solo crawling to the cage door, straight out of a comic book- Hunter just isn’t as creative and never will be

fatu is still cool

>>18445530
roman is a part time guy, but you still have jey not caring about his twin fighting all his cousins

>>18445541
Aj VS Dom
Cena VS Cody

>Retain
>Retain
>Retain
>Retain
....
What's the point?

AEW FUCKING WON


WATCH IT

Lmao wtf

>>18445539
>>18445552
What's the fucking point of doing it after the match? He should've won with it.

The cage match was one of the few matches I was looking forward to and it was disappointing

What a lunatic lol cool, glad that match was short

wwe here doing their very best to be a AEW ppv

damn that kinda sucked the way they shot it

Doing that after the match is retarded
Solo was not even there anymore

Cool but why didn’t he do that IN THE MATCH

snapped neck KWAB

>>18445405
>be honest /pw/ has any female ever looked at you
No

Did the coconut get legit knocked out by that moonsault

>>18445514
Saturday Nights Main Event, ge bitched when Priest won just walking out.

just confirms dom and the main event are losing

Two bad nights of wrestling. Find a new booker. I’ve bitched about triple bypass forever and now look where we are.

>I know I just lost the match, but watch what I can do.
This is dog shit nigga

>>18445494
>Paul, put this girl on top

>>18445270 (OP)
Hahaha! Tanga Loa flattened like a pancake

oooh nooo towa tunga just moonsaulted unga bungo and tunga tonga, insane character building and storytelling

>>18445342
>>18445527
Don't give me hope

Cooperation camera view

>>18445545
>>18445545
>>18445545
>>18445545

>so uhhh we get all the samoans
>and then they do a bunch of spots or whatever

What the fuck does MFT mean?

>>18445530
The last five years of storytelling in WWE is Roman not caring about his family.

legit TKO fire HHH ASAP, put HBK in charge that man can fucking book

that nigga camacho took the brunt of the force
he dead

>fatu can do a moonsault from the top of the cage
>dont let him do it during the match
????

>>18445534
Neither of them, that's JC Tonga and Tonga Otunga, Tonga Loa and Loa Tonga have a match later against Tonga Two Tone and Acid Tonga

Vince would never book this shitty
(No pun intended)

That made no sense to do that at the end like that

>>18445595
fuck off retard still 120 replies off

>>18445534
The tallest one is Talla
The second tallest with short hair is Tonga
The medium sized one that shakes his head and tweaks out is Tama
The Islander Rhyno guy is Mateo
The dreadhead is Jacob

>>18445597
My family tree/mother fucking tongans

Solo just crawled ou the door! Why is that allowed???

>>18445595
spam thread, do not redeem

Time for more ads!!!!!

>>18445565
I think you're slightly over romanticizing Vince

>>18445595
Kill yourself.

>>18445486
whole show so far, both nights

PAPA JOHNS IS SHIT PIZZA

MR IGUANA

>>18445370
this chick exudes sex appeal like no one else in WWE right now

Mr Botchguana

>>18445405
No

Free AAA PPV on YouTube? Kinda based

IGUANA POP

>>18445632
yeah it really is

>>18445597
My Family Tree, the Bloodline name doesnt really make any sense anymore after Roman is no longer involved

bros last night i went to a club downtown and ended up with a girl out of my league
we ended up in the employee bathroom and long story short she took my cock out and said “let me get you fully hard”

but i was already fully erect.

before she could go in on me or make it more embarrassing; i left ASAP.


Did i fuck up? or did i avoid massive embarassment?

AAA Guys getting the biggest pop of the night

WE LOVE THR IGUANAMEISTER

>>18445425
Go out rewatch on peacock

Dom and AJ finna save this PPV

that was so lame

>>18445636
Anyone got the botch

>>18445329
Meds, now

really REALLY need Cornette or Eric right now. I'm having a panic attack

Summerslam has been an unmitigated disaster

>>18445632
Did it taste better before they got rid of their founder?

There's been so much interference and plunder matches so far...what are Cody and Cena going to do...?

YAAAAAAAY MR REDDIT HAHA HE'S SO FUNNY

dom losing the belt for some stupid reason

kek iguana is still over

Liv coming back to cost Dom the title

Based Unc Allen

Piss break time

>>18445635
She's only rivaled by Liv Morgan

>>18445405
Once, and I didn't even notice, my cousin told me later he saw her staring.

MR. IGUANA!!
I guess I'll actually watch Triplemania this year if its gonna be on YouTube

I got a good feeling Livamaniacs!

>>18445595
WARNING

ARGENTINE JEW THREAD

WARNING

Dominick should retire John and Roman and Cody and have entire WWE just be about him getting increasingly bigger harem

>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE IS THAT MR IGUANA?!?!?!

>>18445614
>is tall.
>named talla.
bravo haitch.

>two weeks from yesterday
Just say the fucking date

Dom is dropping the belt then..

>>18445632
I tried that Fantastic 4 pizza from cesaers and it was good, you gotta get it fresh though

>>18445661
It always sucked ass

EVIL WAYS

>>18445663
Hang yourself tranny

Iguana crowd shot AGAIN
sigh
Where's Bloke Manroe

Please AJ save us, this show has been total dogshit so far.

>>18445648
ranjid please...

AEWtists spammed those Iguana botches and he still got a pop kek

I think this might be the worst Summerfest I've ever seen

I wish BBAJ and Dirty Dom could both win.

>>18445524
Finna molest you

>>18445270 (OP)
Why are these matches 15 minutes long? I went to get some Mexican food and the cage match was over.

Big Bible AJ WE LOVE YOU

>>18445663
He's Mr. 4chan actually. He gave us a shout out

>>18445684
ok thanks

>>18445511
Hate Haku's Neponephew

>>18445663
meds now.

>>18445678
iguana board, fag

>>18445670
staring at your bloated gut maybe

Finally, the gay community

What a dogshit Summerslam so far
And I can’t see Cena/Cody helping it at all, either they do a double turn or Cena pulls the whole 4d chess BS with pretending to go face just to remain a heel.

>Carlito in the background
Bros...

in for refbae

my wife left me.

Possibly the last AJ Summerslam match pay respects

LMFAOOOOOOOO https://x.com/Kazeem/status/1952157681122173038

If AJ loses I'll burn a statue of Meltzer

THE GAY COMMUNITY

Where is Cardi B tonight?

>>18445683
that pizza turned u gay bc of capeshit. seek a doctor asap

>>18445632
I never had it because there wasn’t one near me and now there is and I want to try it

>>18445721
Take this fish off your head

>it was the adrenaline in my soul
KEK

Is the Weekend shoot gay? He sounds like a fruit.

>>18445708
You mean Reddit

>>18445708
No it’s not. Fuck off

>>18445722
Still more entertaining than Becky vs Lyra

>>18445725
She doesn’t care about wrestling. And she smells like shit.

Dom is a Dem. AJ is MAGA. If that changes your opinion on who you root for

>>18445611
report his ass for link spam

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>18445648
are you an older dude? like over 40?
I had something like this happen to me too but only because she was kind of mid. I was trying my best to get diamond erect but it wasn't there

>>18445722
This would never happen at an AEW event

>AJ’s final Summerslam match is against Dominic Mysterio
Feels fucking terrible

Why did they think NJ deserved a PLE

Steel cage to prevent outside interference, interference still happens.

>>18445722
BASED PUERTO RICANS

>>18445689
>>18445689
Cry about it kek

I want to have gay (happy) sex with Rhea

>>18445708
BASED

>>18445662
rhodes maybe turning or cena could turn again, idk

>>18445545
>>18445545
>>18445545
>>18445545

>>18445738
>>18445742
>they don't know

>>18445722
Sign em!

>>18445747
Take your political shit to your containment board

Was that menthol ad a knock on the Outrunners?

>>18445747
AJ hates fags
If that changes your opinion on who you root for

Sorry not even John Tesh can get me to watch niggerball

Dom is the first person to get a real pop in about 2 hours

>>18445767
no

>>18445648
you dodged a bullet. I cant imagine the embarrassment of a girl im about to have sex with see my erection.

does Del Rio return here or will it at Triplemania?

>>18445764
Aussie fag detected

YOU ARE
YOU ARE
I AM
I AM

>>18445765
Nice pepe you got there

>>18445722
That sucked

>champion comes first
Finally, a fucking title change

>>18445625
I’m not- go watch savage vs warrior, absolute masterclass in storytelling visually and verbally

>>18445728
>>18445728
>>18445728
>>18445728
REAL NEW THREAD

>>18445767
Fuck off retard

>>18445775
ANON NO THIS IS A BLUE BOARD AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>18445765
>BASED

>>18445728

>>18445764
I could a dart through this bint's ear

>>18445788
And was that what you were getting for the last 15 years of Vince?

>>18445722
what is haitch cooking here

>>18445545
>>18445545
>>18445545
>>18445545
>>18445545

>>18445722
Niggers ruin everything

>custody match mentioned
W

>>18445722
Malls, grocery stores, beaches, cruises, and now wrestling events...

>>18445722
Fucking New York hoodrats lmao based

Dom has a dead dad and a dead beat step dad. Sad.

They just pushed the fucking car in

>>18445722
LET THEM FIGHT!
LET THEM FIGHT!
LET THEM FIGHT!
LET THEM FIGHT!

>>18445796
cringe

>>18445810
Ok punk vs Cena, Bryan vs Evolution, Fiend debut, Belair vs Banks, Streak ending, Rollins heel turn, Edge rumble return etc etc etc Vince even at his cte stage still knew the basic principles of cinematic storytelling and stage play