Thread 18445728

>>18445728 (OP)
Why champ first?

>>18445728 (OP)
This show feels longer than the one from yesterday

DICKS OUT FOR AJ

Has this summerslam sucked?

>>18445798
AJ probably has a special entrance

Is Logan Paul wrestling tonight? #Logang

>>18445806
'fraid so

Dom is going over

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>18445728 (OP)
>liv comeback
>doesn't have a picture of her in the OP
>instead it's two faggots

ANON YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

>>18445801
Matches are longer and there's much less advertising

>>18445806
yup
mostly since hunter is punishing people who wanted longer shows

>>18445801
I agree. I just started watching 30mins ago and it is a rough go.

He’s in an old man car. Wow..

I wasn't really watching that match but is Tama Tonga back yet?

BASED BBAJ

>>18445815
He pinned Ozempic Roll last night

>aj doing Eddie's entrance

Lmao why

Based AJ

Based AJ

Damn Unc nice whip

FUCKING BASED

KINO

>>18445806
It's pretty dogshit so far

Based AJ

>they don't trust anyone to drive after stone cold
Lmao

BBAJ

Where is Stephanie?

Hell yeah

WTF AJ JR

>the custody ladder match was 20 years ago
Feel old yet, brehs?

AJ in his comedy jobber arc

AJ GUERRERO

GAY COMMUNITY SPOTTED

Cringe.

BIG BIBLE AJ COMING OUT IN HIS JESUSMOBILE

do do do DO DO DO do do do DO DO DO

Do they hate Eddie that much lol.

why does everybody in the company have a fucking awful theme now?

>>18445806
oh yeah

AJ PLEASE DON'T CURSE YOURSELF WITH A HEART ATTACK

>>18445869
Mmmmdudup

HOLY BASED EDDIE REINCARNATED

Based

>>18445856
No I am younger than that match

They had people pushing the car lmaoooo what a sloppy shop

>even AJ is digging up Eddie's corpse for cheap pops

When will it end

AJOMINIC

I'M

YOUR

PAPIIIIII

Please let her come back tonight.

Eddie's not up there....

Eddie wasn't even that good, everyone sucks him up because he died on stage.

is that fucking eminem?!

>>18445856
You were alive during that?

Good palette cleanser before the main event

PAPI AJ

i cant take AJ losing anymore anons

>>18445728 (OP)
Shouldn’t dom be coming in like that?

Big Bible AJ is appropriating culture. I’m feeling personally attacked as a Latino.

This is the equivalent of me coming out wearing a skinsuit of my enemy's dead mother

>>18445852
in my bedroom. 'fraid so.

AJ in this gear is sick KEK
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

already more invested in this than any other shitty match tonight

How much is Mercedes seething?

>>18445815
no unless he interferes in the main event, his match was yesterday

>>18445866
>check em

>>18445879
get to pushin' wagies

All this Eddie worship is kinda annoying

Shit AJ taunting Dom's dad

Beautiful lowrider

>>18445852
She's busy with her husband, me.

why are you even saying she's coming back now? wouldn't have been better she did it yesterday, in the tag match?

>He is not even mexican
Neither was Eddie, for that matter.

Join our based 4chan stream.
No faggot jannies.

Dead crowd

Hope Dom puts a finger in AJ's bootyhole and freaks him out

92? KWAB

92 IN WHAT WAS VOTED THE GREATEST SUMMERSLAM MATCH OF ALL TIME................ AHHHHH 92

>>18445886
if rollins injury was a work liv's can be as well lets hope

What else happened in 92 Cole?

AJ Estilos

>>18445919
BASED DEAF ANON

Alright have Dom drop the belt.

>>18445926
I hear it was sweltering that summer

>>18445899
He can come to the asada

>>18445910
You had to be there

>>18445888
>died on stage
What alternate universe are you from?

>>18445728 (OP)
>white tape

I love when wrestlers just try new stuff for no reason this is definitely gonna go down as cursed

Chavo Guerrero is gonna be pissed they are using his dead uncle for a cheap pop yet again.

>>18445919
turn on speakers

>>18445917
Eddie Guerrero sure sounds very white American.

AJ can’t hide that massive dong in those tights

>>18445890
I was 16, nigga

>>18445926
>>18445923
>>18445921
That sizzlin' summer............

Rey Mysterio's son not being called Príncipe Mysterio is such a waste

>>18445936
While not technically dying right there and then he was already agonizing.

really REALLY need Cornette or Eric right now. I'm having a panic attack. Summerslam has been really bad

Anyone else distracted by AJ's hog?

>>18445926
Ric Flair won the WWF Championship at the Royal Rumble, entering at number 3.

dom needs to get on roids, his arms are just too small man

Stupid old man get REKT

AJ STYLES
>DIRTY DOM
AJ STYLES
>DIRTY DOM

based dueling chants

Is Dom insecure about his bulge?

keep getting ads between matches for Erectyle dysfunction

how can i just get naturally stiffer erections??

>>18445954
Rey Mysterio JR is already the prince

Chael Sonnen told me that Eddie is overrated and people only worship him because he died young

This is a great match.

What do you think chat?

>>18445958
Unfortunately I'm not gay so no.

>>18445954
El Hijo del Rey

cole just fruedian slipped dom winning at summerslam kek

>>18445964
He’s insecure about taking a shirt off

>>18445946
>>18445958
>>18445964

Based and bonerpilled

>>18445943
Mexican is not a race, retard.

>>18445935
I WAS there. Anyone that references him is simply highlighting the fact that they will never be anywhere near Eddie's level.

>>18445728 (OP)
finally a match that feels like a big deal

>>18445970
better than anything else on the card in like 2 minutes so

I'm going to bed

>>18445972
match of the night so far

>>18445961
This

Low dose ANAVAR.

>>18445963
is not based when the same people do both chants like rn, and how it happens with the cena chants

>>18445943
I think he means he was born in Texas, making him American.

>>18445946
Since you enjoy looking at wrestler crotches who is small? Besides CM Punk.

>>18445980
tell that to the mexicans

>>18445981
>I WAS there
Prove it

I can’t believe aj styles has been in the wwe for ten years

This gear actually works for AJ wth

>>18445966
You can order viagra and cialis from india for super cheap (before tariffs, i don't know about now)

Join our based 4chan stream.
No faggot jannies.

>minding my own business watching summerslam in the living room
>dad walks in
>he sees dominic and says "who is that guy with the weird mustache?"
>explain he's reys son
>tell him something he might find interesting
>"Hey, he's the same age as I am and you're the same ages as rey"
>he immediately says "Well he's a champion with thousands of fans and you're still living at home. I'm envious of lil'Rey Mysterio the giant killer."
>mfw
I just got up and walked into my room, opened up a stream and now I'm posting with you guys. Why did he do this to me?

the crowd wont even boo Dom anymore lmao

split him off from JD and turn him face you fucks

>>18445980
So Mexicans are white now?

>>18445969
that's every entertainer who died. Its like that Rucka Rucka Ali parody song "celebrities should commit suicide"

>>18445913
i am NOT happy i looked up that video, very disappointed actually

didn't get all of that pele kick

AJ without gloves looks so wrong

These Jersey trashbags are doing the fireflies during the best match of the night.

>>18445984
Fr fr thanks for the dono

>>18445998
For me, it's the fact AJ wrestled in WCW and is still going strong.

>>18446007
Judgement Day is dying today.

>>18446009
To Americans yes

>>18446009
Depends on how we're feeling that day/what argument we're being used in

I miss wrestlers who wore tights cool designs, everyone wears the same shit generic tights

>>18446006
Based heel dad. You should've called a deadbeat.

they need the IC belt on AJ for clash in paris he's winning 100%

Crowd is into this match

>>18446006
Hahahaha

Dom should win clean

>>18445990
The dirty dom chants sound lower pitched strangely enough

>>18446006
Get a job faggot

>>18445991
According to MAGA and white Christian nationalists only whites are Americans.

>>18446019
he's going to the dub to reunite with his WCW BROTHER

Isn't it interesting that Taka Michinoku was essentially a joke in the WWE but that driver is like a legacy he's left behind

BRAINBUSTAH

>>18446006
Maybe you should have become a wrestler instead of shiposting on here

>>18446009
The term "Non-hispanic white" implies there are hispanic whites, no?

>>18446028
if cena retains they don't need AJ belted up

>>18446006
No one likes you here, either. Now stop whining or i'll change the wi-fi password

Dom should just keep stealing all the coolest moves everyone has until he has the best moveset ever

>>18445728 (OP)
Someone else make a thread instead of the spammer for the next one

>>18446006
ask his bitch ass why you're not a nepo-babby millionaire

>>18446019
I didn’t he was in wcw, but I wouldn’t say he’s still going strong

>>18446040
maybe a little

>>18446037
Consider the background of these supposedly white hogs

AJ Styles is such a good wrestler man

>>18446037
Well that's how it should be but that's not reality unfortunately

Why is THIS AJ Styles best match since Cody in France?

Buddy also steals moves.

>>18445998
There will come a point where AJ’s WWE career will be longer than his TNA career

How do worked brainbusters not fuck you up completely. At least with a german suplex you're landing on the top of your back. Brainbusters look like they just fuck the bottom of your neck

>>18446040
TAKA
IS
COMING
MOTHERFUCKERS

>>18446006
based dad, get a clue

>>18445996
I remember when I first saw Eddie, it was when he got back from his car crash in '99 on Nitro. In WCW, they spelled his name Eddy.

FIGHT AT SUMMERSLAM
>>18445868
>>18445868
>>18445868

>>18446040
Vince never let taka get the belt because he couldn't cut promos in english, foley said once "if belts were decided by talent, taka would had held it for a long time"

>>18446059
he has been dealing with a injury

flying nothing into the calf crusher

damn the gamethread died

American politics are retarded. Let’s talk about professional wrestling.

>>18446006
damn dad turned heel on you

AJ being 48 years old just casually doing a backflip in the ring while my tight hip flexors have me moving like Quasimodo.

L'Oreal should've sponsored this match.

KEK

Kek classic

AJ IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME

BASED AJ

KEK

kek based aj

kek never gets old

>>18446064
Remember when he came to the wwe and Vince didn’t know he was a big name outside wwe?

>>18446059
Because dom is unironically good

The leg twitch got me

KEK BASED SPOT

>>18446083
True

so based

>>18446006
Based Dad

Kek based AJ

great spot lmao

wouldn't that disqualify him and aj loses??

I’m growing my hair out like AJ so I can get some bitches

>>18446072
poat webm

This comedy match is 5 stars

Gotta love uncle allen baby

Love comedy AJ

Why would AJ want a DQ win in a title match. Retard logic booking

Nutshot match

KEK

AJ is so based

AHAHAHAHAHA

Is AJ the most underrated comedy guy of all time? Dude funny

Doesn’t Dom retain if he gets dq’d?

LOL that was funny

LMAO

>>18446074
Yea at least he did well in Japan.

Dom vs Logan Paul would be crazy

>>18446119
yes

Somewhere Nakamura is smiling

I love wade bros…

>>18446108
Wrong motive. You should be doing it to look like our Savior like AJ did.

why can't women do the same spot?

>AJ is a high flyer but he's getting too sawdusted
>becomes a technician
>AJ is a technician but he's getting too sawdusted
>becomes a comedy wrestler
AJ is the most evolved wrestler ever

>>18446119
Then AJ gets a no dq match for free

Awww

Did dom get better?

How would a boot be a weapon

>>18446119
>>18446122
sometimes you just need to smile and mark

>skelly socks
based

I JUST POPPED. BASED DON

ok that match rocked

>>18446080
Quasimodo was actually quite agile and could climb around the bell tower with ease, he was also incredibly strong.

>>18446123
Reminder that he really outfucked Trips in his match til the classic squash.

I hope they run it back at Clash of Paris
Based match

>>18446069
You looked that up

Well that was pretty fucking good.

Nigger are you serious?

Match of the weekend

>No Liv
Bros...

Good fun match. Could have watched them go for another 10 minutes

How is the boot an illegal weapon when Dom wears the boot his entire match and has already kicked AJ several times????

MOTN
Based Big Bible AJ

Great match, love Dom, love AJ, love Eddie

Thia match was brought to you by writer and director Quentin Tarantino

That was it?

Good Eddie Guererro tribute match. Could have been better tho.

If Cena retains its AJ vs Cena in Paris?

good match. thank you AJ and Dom

best match of summerslam, cody vs cena slop wont be able to follow this

kek at that voice crack

Good match

Skeleton socks!

great job incorporating eddie-spots without it feeling completely forced

luv me dom
luv me AJ
great match

just gonna get this off my chest

i put a sharpie in my ass hole and cummed with it in me last night and have felt immense and indescribable shame since. i havent even left my room all day. i cant even pay attention to the show because its all i can think about.

fuck man. and i have to go to work tomorrow.
just.
fuck.

How would hitting someone with their boot be a dq, but kicking them with the boot on not

wild that Dom winning automatically makes his match like 2-3 stars better

I hope this nigga steamrolls the whole roster

>>18446119
You me and one other person caught how illogical that was. WWE truely books for the 95% retards

>>18446143
batteries in the toes

Does Triple H know getting kicked with a boot hurts far more than just kinda hitting someone with one?

wish it was another few minutes but still a great match

Good match. Give them 40 minutes for the rematch.

>>18446144
Nah I’m not forgo my intelligence and accept mediocrity just because you will

uh
okay?

Night 1 or 2?

>>18446143
want to get smacked by one?

>>18446132
I’m not religious so that doesn’t work for me, brother

>>18445728 (OP)
Why did the match end so early? The main event will probably be fast too.

200IQ move

>no liv
Trash.

>>18446166
gotta be

FUCK YOU GAITCH AJ CONSTANTLY LOSES AND EVERY FINISH YOU HAVE IS SOME STUPID REF BUMP OR INTERFERENCE I DONT CARE IF VINCE SEX TRAFFIC SOME SLAG OR COVERED UP DIDDLING THOSE KIDS GET VINCE BACK NOW

Dominik has improved a lot

300 iq wrestler Dom

this is low key making me want to uber eats wingslop for 40 bucks... should i do it bros

triple h is a faggot that books for reddit and twitter

rate the match

DOM IS A GENIUS

CODY BROS, I DON’T FEEL SO GOOD.

>Dom unzipped his boot after taking the calf crusher earlier in the match
Holy based

Worst summerslam of all time

>No Liv
It's over. Unless the Main event is a 5 star all timer Night 2 is the worst PPV all year

>>18446155
We don't say that word here

IT'S TIME

The Cole cam is weird

>>18446202
8/10

Dom in kayfabe is a 300iq genius

>>18446190
You kick people in the face and mouth while wearing them though

>>18446202
*3/4

KURT ANGLE MENTIONED

Run this back in Paris PLEASE

They needed more time it was getting good

cena is a better actor then the rock

>>18446202
2/5

Based High IQ DOm

>Eddie’s greatest hits rehashed

Does he have any original ideas?

>>18446166
niggas in paris 2: Cena vs AJ

Shouldn't a boot have no more force than an average stomp?

>>18446202
10/5 stars

>>18446202
solid 7/10 double tortilla tiny tacos

>Chair shot
>Boot trick
How many endings did Eddie come up with

>>18446176
one more time
one more time
one more time

Am I the only one that's completely whelmed by this summerslam

Night of Retaining Champions
Also, Haitch is such a history nerd

if dom becomes a ~30% better worker he'll probably be my favorite wwe talent

>everyone retains
Is HHH really that autistic?

Every heel has won today. Who's taking the world title?

So Triple H is going to overbook Cody vs Cena for sure. I think we're in for a Cody heel turn, then a double turn, then another double turn after the match.

>>18446224
Rock ruined his career with his own ego
Cena is just a Autobot in automatic mode

>went to eat a small snack
>it's over already

>>18446221
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>18446240
ibou had this take about trick williams

>>18446229
more like a big boot, hence the frog splash to really finish it off.

>>18445728 (OP)
Petco park is such a random place to have survivor series

All dom has to do is start juicing and change his ring gear

>>18446243
youre the autistic for notice that

>>18446152
Nigger I turn 37 in 2 weeks, idk how else I can prove it to you.

>>18446252
>>18446252
>>18446252
>>18446252
>>18446252

I suddenly have the urge to drink Cody Rhodes vodka now

>>18446238
Yeah it's alright. Just feels like SummerSlam.

Time for CENAWINSLOL

>>18446227
They even took off the correct boot.

>>18446243
cody bros...were finna gonna eat good tonight

>>18446224
cena doesn't have a role better than rock in pain & gain

moscow mule is a goat tier drink

C U N T

that match proved dom is an absolute fucking shitter

>>18446270
Cena didnt whored himself as Rock Did to Pedowood

>>18446243
Was the WHC he only title change so far?
Hopefully Cody can break the trend of night 2

>>18446258
Happy birthday, build me a time machine and take me back in time

>>18446280
its great (not as good as a sidecar though)

>>18446238
Yep feels just average, just glad to have some wrestling to watch.

god i'd love to tittyfuck stephanie mcmahon

GOD I LOVE STEPHANIE

Are you having fun with us milking you?

>>18446250
good call, I like trick
I also think bron is a single good angle away from pure dimes

>>18446268
Anon…wrestlers always do spots on the left side so they don’t forget what side they’re working…

>French
>Mohammedi

LMAO

Steph reminds me Angela White

>>18446313
Paul you're married to her, go do it after the show

>>18446343
shit that was exactly the post i was going to make KEK

>and still
>And still
>And still
Yawn

>>18446355
She doesn't let me, I only lick her pussy and then she rolls over and goes to sleep.

>>18446380
I met a girl in a club and went back to some house party, she pulled me into a spare bedroom and told me to eat her pussy, I did for about 20 minutes and she even squirted, then when I went to put my cock in she rolled over and said no she's finished. I had blue balls bad bros

>>18446380
Stop playing the game every time you two fuck then

>>18446427
give her a gift card, bitches love gift cards

>>18446427
That happened to me too with my sister's friend who I had been chasing for like a month, I finally fucked her and she came in like 30 seconds and then rolled over, when I was like hey what about me she said "don't ruin it" and went to sleep and I had to jack off in the shower.