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Anonymous No.18448716 [Report] >>18448897 >>18448942 >>18449006 >>18449067 >>18449213 >>18450074 >>18450307 >>18451405 >>18451528 >>18452053 >>18452738
/birb/ - Lyra Valkyria General
HARDCORE JOSHI LEGEND EDITION!!!

/ourbirb/ had a banger with her former mentor at SummerSlam. The crowd was super into it and cheered for Lyra throughout the entire match, she is over BIGLY! Our joshi legend may have lost, but she proved that she had the grit, the heart, the will and beauty to win the people of New Jersey over! Lyra is now in an interesting spot due to the stipulation of the match being that she can't challenge Becky for the title again, but given how it ended, we are sure to see what's next for Lyra on RAW tomorrow.

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will be haunted by a lingering feeling of not being able to sneeze. How infuriating!

Previous: >>18415706

SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t


Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Anonymous No.18448730 [Report] >>18450074
Anonymous No.18448806 [Report] >>18448985
Future endeavored player
Anonymous No.18448817 [Report]
Post the webm where she apologized to the ref
Anonymous No.18448895 [Report]
>he's still seething over getting exposed by the crowd
lmao@u
Anonymous No.18448897 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
punished birb tried her best and will bounce back better than ever
Anonymous No.18448942 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
dimeless nepo SWINE fucking lost LMAOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.18448984 [Report]
I hated that her hands came out of the zip ties too soon. Took me out of the match a bit, but I'm excited to see the follow up with Bayley.

I shoot hope they become friends again and start tagging again.
Anonymous No.18448985 [Report]
>>18448806
Many people are saying this
Anonymous No.18449006 [Report] >>18449120
>>18448716 (OP)
This bitch ain't nothing without Becky Lynch
Anonymous No.18449055 [Report] >>18449074 >>18449123 >>18450508 >>18451319
Sloppy shop
Anonymous No.18449067 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
birb ryona was cool
Anonymous No.18449074 [Report]
>>18449055
god damn it
Anonymous No.18449086 [Report] >>18449759 >>18449788 >>18449908
I heard birb's thong was hanging out tonight, is this true?
Anonymous No.18449120 [Report] >>18449288 >>18449303
>>18449006
Becky wasted 4 months trying to get this bird over. It just ain't finna happen. She got no pop for her entrance and the crowd was quiet as fuck for her match. It's over birdbros.
Anonymous No.18449123 [Report] >>18449270 >>18449345
>>18449055
>dude just abandon the layout for the next 10 minutes of the match without asking management because of a shit prop
damned if you do damned if you don't desu
Anonymous No.18449213 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
Hopefully a feud with Kairi Sane is next
Anonymous No.18449270 [Report] >>18451160
>>18449123
Not really. You let the fucking heel stick your hand back in or go get another zip tie or anything. To be the babyface and have it visibly come undone for everyone to notice and then think you're sneaky enough to act like it didn't happen is not only a massive insult to every fan's intelligence but it also undermines every attempt being made by herself and by Becky get her sympathy. Because people aren't dumb and they can clearly see you were free and you put your own hand back in there. That's why fans stopped caring after that point
Anonymous No.18449288 [Report] >>18449308
>>18449120
>She got no pop for her entrance and the crowd was quiet as fuck for her match.
You lied and the opposite is true actually, the crowd exposed you hard.
>It just ain't finna happen.
Brown hands typed this.
Anonymous No.18449303 [Report] >>18449348
>>18449120
The only way I could echo this more is if I was in the crowd and shouted it during a Lyra match
Anonymous No.18449308 [Report] >>18449333
>>18449288
Ok show us the part where she got a pop
Anonymous No.18449333 [Report] >>18449350 >>18449458
>>18449308
Skip through the match and listen to the Woos, Let's go Lyras, cheers.
Anonymous No.18449345 [Report]
>>18449123
It does suck. I don't blame her for not knowing exactly what to do in the moment. And then to make matters worse, after the stagehand under the ring fixed it, she really couldn't get them off and then had to go back under the ring to get them cut off. Did take me out of the match a bit, but I still like the story.
Anonymous No.18449348 [Report] >>18449426
>>18449303
Why did you just reply to your own post?
Anonymous No.18449350 [Report] >>18449384
>>18449333
>listen to the Woos,
listen to yourself
Anonymous No.18449384 [Report]
>>18449350
You should probably listen to yourself a lot less and face reality or you wouldn't get exposed by the crowds every time.
Anonymous No.18449426 [Report]
>>18449348
You're probably hearing the echo from how quiet and cavernous a crowd gets during a Lyra Valkyria match
Anonymous No.18449458 [Report] >>18449509 >>18449510
>>18449333
I watched the match. Lyra got NO POP and only becky got any sort of reaction when she beat the shit out of Lyra. It was the worst match on the card and the crowd not giving a single fuck reflects this.
Anonymous No.18449509 [Report] >>18449537 >>18449556
>>18449458
nah sorry we're not deaf bro
Anonymous No.18449510 [Report]
>>18449458
They cared more about the drama between Becky and Bayley than anything with Lyra kek
Anonymous No.18449537 [Report]
>>18449509
Delusional and worked by piped in chants though? Very much so
Anonymous No.18449553 [Report] >>18449567
Which one of you is this?
Anonymous No.18449556 [Report]
>>18449509
kirdblt
Anonymous No.18449567 [Report]
>>18449553
Who cares about Twitter
Anonymous No.18449583 [Report] >>18449604 >>18449648
Kek it's so over for lyra. Becky just buried her on the post-show. LMAO what a jobber!
Anonymous No.18449604 [Report] >>18449627
Well, people were booing Becky Jarett out of the interview with becky gilmore.

>>18449583
Only until Haitch sends Naomi after her and not even her "creative freedom as booker of RAW" saves her
Anonymous No.18449615 [Report] >>18449660 >>18449665
Anonymous No.18449627 [Report] >>18449656
>>18449604
>Well, people were booing Becky Jarett out of the interview with becky gilmore.
That was rough
Anonymous No.18449648 [Report]
>>18449583
>AI making Becky attractive

alright alright, maybe science has gone to far
Anonymous No.18449656 [Report]
>>18449627
She really felt the insults off kayfaybe.
Anonymous No.18449660 [Report]
>>18449615
the little hip wiggle she does with her pose is so hot
Anonymous No.18449665 [Report]
>>18449615
That isn't entrance fog. It's dust kicked up from how fast everyone sped to the bathroom because they saw it was a Lyra Valkyria match
Anonymous No.18449688 [Report] >>18449815 >>18449841
Never posted in this general before, but Lyra was great in the match and she's super cute
Anonymous No.18449691 [Report] >>18449746
Naomi is over with the crowd while Becko got booed out with Becky Gilmore chants, and it got into her skin.
Anonymous No.18449720 [Report]
i just thought that it was cruel that the crowd would rather do the wave instead of watch the match
they were booing and cheering for when they failed or succeeded at doing the wave, that's why there were random crowd noises that didn't follow what was happening in the match
Anonymous No.18449746 [Report] >>18449826
>>18449691
Naomi put over Iyo as the "best of the best" and said she "looks up to her". Becky said Lyra did nothing to further Irish wrestling and is thankful she doesn't have to work with her anymore. Based Iyo getting the respect she deserves while not even Mama Becky cares about the hog anymore. Grim times coming for the birbcord.
Anonymous No.18449747 [Report]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LYRA FUCKING SUCKS! SHE'S ISN'T OVER AND FUCKING LOST!
Anonymous No.18449759 [Report] >>18449788
>>18449086
Many have been saying this
Anonymous No.18449780 [Report] >>18449820 >>18449826
the schizo is going to have us run through this thread before Raw at this rate
Anonymous No.18449788 [Report] >>18449797 >>18449831 >>18449908
>>18449759
>>18449086
What part of the match?
Anonymous No.18449797 [Report] >>18449831 >>18449908
>>18449788
Apparently the under-the-ring part
Anonymous No.18449815 [Report] >>18449843
>>18449688
Amen, brother
Anonymous No.18449820 [Report]
>>18449780
ikr he's so mad at the crowd cheering for Lyra
Anonymous No.18449826 [Report] >>18449871 >>18449940
>>18449746
Becky was always a garbage wrestler carried by Charlotte, Alexa and Rasputia Jax, plus the fact she married seff and got her a "creative control" clausule recently as Booker of RAW since her return, and she is already using it to bury every woman on the roster.
Watch her going after Naomi or even Tiffany, she is going all out on the Reign of Terror just for her "little girl" as an excuse.

>>18449780
Everyone knows by now that Lyra is going heel and moving to smackdown.
And they will feed the Becky vs Bailey shit all the way til Wargames
Anonymous No.18449831 [Report] >>18449908
>>18449788
>>18449797
If there is proof of this then I agree we should see it.
Anonymous No.18449841 [Report]
>>18449688
based. glad you liked it!
Anonymous No.18449843 [Report] >>18450137
>>18449815
>realvalkyria
>Posts a fake face done up with makeup and filters
What an ugly fraud
Anonymous No.18449868 [Report]
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
Anonymous No.18449871 [Report]
>>18449826
schizo headcanon
Anonymous No.18449908 [Report] >>18449926 >>18449992 >>18450019 >>18450064 >>18450166 >>18450183
>>18449086
>>18449788
>>18449797
>>18449831
Fire extinguisher spot.
Damn birb...that's a tiny little thing.
Anonymous No.18449926 [Report]
>>18449908
unf
Anonymous No.18449940 [Report] >>18450036
>>18449826
you've been begging for a heel turn for months, it's not happening, she will never get a real character or personality
Anonymous No.18449992 [Report]
>>18449908
Oh my goodness
Anonymous No.18449996 [Report]
No pop? No title? Not over? Botchfest? Crowd disinterested. Yep she's getting fired.
Anonymous No.18450014 [Report]
Stupid no talent cunt lmaooo. SHe's a complete shitter. I can't wait for her to be pushed down the card or exiled to Smackdown.
Anonymous No.18450019 [Report]
>>18449908
zero ass
Anonymous No.18450036 [Report] >>18451099
>>18449940
She's an embarrassment to herself everytime she picks up the mic. She should start screaming in Gaelic like Asuka does in Japanese because it's pathetic that all 4 japanese girls on the roster cut better promos than her. Russo was right.
>you could have put a 3rd grader in the ring and they would have cut a better promo than Lyra Velcro
>She doesn't have it, it is clear she doesn't have it, it is as clear as f-in day she doesn't have IT
>How did she get through system? She doesn't have it
>how do we go through this training center with all these professionals coaching to wind up with a girl like Lyra Velcro literally embarrassing herself on television?
>It's like having a guy batting .50 he gets a hit once every 20 times and now he's starting in center field for the New York Yankees... how the fuck does that happen?
>you can look at her and say nuh-uh
Anonymous No.18450057 [Report]
especially manic episode tonight
Anonymous No.18450064 [Report]
>>18449908
hot
Anonymous No.18450074 [Report]
>>18448730
>>18448716 (OP)
She shoot looks like the Undertakers daughter.

Ghastly white face.
Anonymous No.18450127 [Report]
What a fucking embarrasing flop. Lyra is just trash.
Anonymous No.18450137 [Report]
>>18449843
Yeah we’ve all seen iyo without makeup kek.
Anonymous No.18450142 [Report]
>Haitch gave zero fucks about becky gilmore and praised Naomi as better than her
KEK
Anonymous No.18450166 [Report]
>>18449908
No wonder she has such large wet spots, that wouldn't even cover her cloaca. What a slut!
Anonymous No.18450181 [Report] >>18450270 >>18450285
Worst match of the entire two day SummerSlam which is saying something since every match was shit. This loser is not over despite all the tv time and being paired with bigger stars. She's not getting another push.
Anonymous No.18450183 [Report] >>18450570
>>18449908
She's always so unintentionally lewd, kek.
Anonymous No.18450231 [Report]
Lyra was paired with Iyo, Bayley, and Becky and still couldn't get over. She's trash. If she's not over no one will get over working with her. Time to push her down the card,
Anonymous No.18450270 [Report]
>>18450181
Potato community theater is finally over! Mama Becky aborted her nepohog. Thank You Mama Becky!
Anonymous No.18450280 [Report] >>18450310 >>18450348 >>18450349
>had her lil g-string out during the match
WHORE!!!!
Anonymous No.18450285 [Report]
>>18450181
You don't actually believe that. Karrion Kross had a match.
Anonymous No.18450297 [Report] >>18450315
>rovert and iyoschizo teaming up to bury lyra when becky was buried live by Triple H a few minutes ago
Naomi is getting her belt soon
Anonymous No.18450307 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
this birb is cute as hell
Anonymous No.18450310 [Report]
>>18450280
>Imagine the pee and sweat soaked stank of it
Anonymous No.18450313 [Report] >>18450335
Anonymous No.18450315 [Report] >>18450342 >>18450366
>>18450297
Becky didn't get buried. Lyra did because Haitch didn't even mention her name. That means she isn't getting a push.
Anonymous No.18450335 [Report] >>18450364 >>18450370 >>18451764 >>18451778 >>18451791 >>18452444
>>18450313
Damn when did they start allowing webm's with sound?
Anonymous No.18450338 [Report]
Anonymous No.18450342 [Report]
>>18450315
He mentioned Naomi and put her on top of becky
she is losing that belt soon to Naomi.
And no creative control as booker will save her from top orders.
Anonymous No.18450348 [Report] >>18450435
>>18450280
Birb is very pure. We try not to sexualize her.
Anonymous No.18450349 [Report] >>18450368
>>18450280
I'm so fucking horny right now. Someone post her with the chain in her mouth.
Anonymous No.18450356 [Report] >>18450368 >>18450421
Anonymous No.18450364 [Report]
>>18450335
Lmao got em
Anonymous No.18450366 [Report]
>>18450315
Lyra is so irrelevant that if she isn't directly in front of you you don't even think of her.
Anonymous No.18450368 [Report]
>>18450349
see
>>18450356
this match was basically lezdom
Anonymous No.18450370 [Report]
>>18450335
lol
Anonymous No.18450375 [Report] >>18450404 >>18450409 >>18450422
>Lyra vs Bayley round 353557
Ok
Anonymous No.18450387 [Report] >>18450474 >>18450529 >>18452471 >>18452649
Anonymous No.18450395 [Report] >>18450501
>beats the snot out of her daughter in you're path
Anonymous No.18450404 [Report]
>>18450375
I want more American strong style kino.
Anonymous No.18450409 [Report]
>>18450375
It's gonna be a main event and by that I mean it will be on Main Event
Anonymous No.18450419 [Report]
Anonymous No.18450421 [Report]
>>18450356
fuaark
Anonymous No.18450422 [Report] >>18450458
>>18450375
Bro their last two matches were MOTN. Let the birb family cook!
Anonymous No.18450435 [Report] >>18450615
>>18450348
Is Lyra having Vietnam flashbacks here?
Anonymous No.18450452 [Report] >>18452485
Anonymous No.18450458 [Report]
>>18450422
Bayley is negative dimes. This feud is going to be dogshit. It won't see a PLE
Anonymous No.18450474 [Report]
>>18450387
How bricked up were the dudes in the front row seeing this
Anonymous No.18450495 [Report]
Anonymous No.18450501 [Report]
>>18450395
>yfw this is vince vs steph but with two chicks
Anonymous No.18450508 [Report] >>18450515
>>18449055

I was already on the fence with the match when it took Becky like 2 minutes to put the zip tie on Lyra while she purposely held her hands up and together, but when her arm came out and instead of just adjusting the match to do the spots without the zip ties, she just shoved her hand back in and we were supposed to pretend we didn't just see what we saw.
Anonymous No.18450514 [Report]
Anonymous No.18450515 [Report] >>18450535
>>18450508
Lyra fucking sucks
Anonymous No.18450529 [Report]
>>18450387
This is how they beat lockdown violators in India.
Anonymous No.18450534 [Report] >>18450589 >>18450597
I'm just gonna say it. This was the weakest Becko/Lyra match they had. They're both top 5 best wrestlers in the company. They didn't need this gimmicky match. It was fun, but a major step down wrestling wise.
Anonymous No.18450535 [Report] >>18450599
>>18450515
who booked the entire match was Becky, this was literally a humiliation ritual on par with the rousey screwjob with Liv
Anonymous No.18450544 [Report] >>18450636
Anonymous No.18450565 [Report] >>18451034
Anonymous No.18450570 [Report]
>>18450183
God this spot is so overdone and cringe.
Anonymous No.18450589 [Report]
>>18450534
Bro, they couldn't have three consecutive plain old singles matches. They needed to shake it up.
Anonymous No.18450597 [Report]
>>18450534
I didn't mind it, but I would definitely have liked a straight up one on one without gimmicks. Also Triple H needs to stop booking these run ins and interruptions.
Anonymous No.18450599 [Report] >>18450613
>>18450535
Based Becky knows this chick just ain't got IT. I've never seen Becky try so hard to get somebody else over before. Lyra deserved to be buried tbqhwyf. 4 months of guaranteed tv time with the GOAT and you still get crickets... even in smark central where they hate bEcKy HoGaN. What a waste of time. You could have called up Sol Ruca, Jacy or put Steph or Roxanne in her spot.
Anonymous No.18450603 [Report] >>18450613 >>18450646
>Becky teased murdering Lyra
>crowd didn't care
Anonymous No.18450610 [Report] >>18450657
Anonymous No.18450613 [Report] >>18450632
>>18450599
>>18450603
then fire her for fucks sake, let the news tomorrow be that she, bailey, kross and drew were unceremoniously released
Anonymous No.18450615 [Report]
>>18450435
She served in 'Nam? She's a boomer?
Anonymous No.18450632 [Report] >>18450649
>>18450613
They've invested a ton of money in birb. They gotta turn her heel and see if there are any dimes there before she gets sent to work at taco bell.
Anonymous No.18450636 [Report]
>>18450544
She ran right into it omg
Anonymous No.18450637 [Report]
Anonymous No.18450638 [Report]
For me? It's Jimmy Eat World's song 'Sweetness'.
Anonymous No.18450646 [Report] >>18451119
>>18450603
>>Becky teased murdering Lyra
When?
Anonymous No.18450649 [Report]
>>18450632
she was always a damn heel at indies, who hade the face idea was becky.
she always wore black like stone cold for fucks sake before she went to main NXT
Anonymous No.18450654 [Report] >>18450714 >>18450888 >>18450911
>the untrimmed nails anon is still here shitting up the general
thanks for the bumps :)
Anonymous No.18450657 [Report]
>>18450610
This was fucking BRUTAL hs
Anonymous No.18450714 [Report]
>>18450654
He does it for free and has conversations with himself. I sometimes think it's almost endearing how disingenuous and shameless he is.
Anonymous No.18450736 [Report] >>18450816
Again, WWE should fire her today if she is such a failure alongside bailey, kross and drew
Anonymous No.18450811 [Report] >>18451147 >>18451359 >>18451751
I wish Becko took that crowbar and killed Birb like Joker did Robin.
Anonymous No.18450816 [Report] >>18450885 >>18450894
>>18450736
Bayley and Drew aren't failures though
Anonymous No.18450875 [Report]
The crowd was pretty dead throughout Day 2. Even for the kino TLC match. It was a fun little match. Not everything has to be Angle vs Benoit.
Anonymous No.18450879 [Report]
I'm convinced most of Lyra's fans are jeets
Anonymous No.18450885 [Report]
>>18450816
they are, and their contracts werent renewed, they were buried today
Anonymous No.18450888 [Report]
>>18450654
>untrimmed nails anon
Qrd?
Anonymous No.18450894 [Report]
>>18450816
neither is Lyra
Anonymous No.18450906 [Report] >>18450912
I'm convinced most of Lyra's fans are bots
Anonymous No.18450911 [Report]
>>18450654
Everybody in the gamethreads ignores him. Dude is a lolcow.
Anonymous No.18450912 [Report]
>>18450906
sure rovert
Anonymous No.18451016 [Report]
Lyra's retarded botching tonight should end her push if there's any justice in this world. Dear god she's terrible
Anonymous No.18451034 [Report]
>>18450565
Lyra is such a shitter it's unreal
Anonymous No.18451066 [Report] >>18451076
we're outdrawing Iyo's thread at this rate kek what a dime drawing bird
Anonymous No.18451076 [Report]
>>18451066
Based. We might have a new thread before Raw.
Anonymous No.18451093 [Report] >>18451123 >>18451141
Animal Crossing bros. The IC belt chase is over :(
Anonymous No.18451099 [Report] >>18451111
>>18450036
Russo is based if he actually said this
Anonymous No.18451111 [Report] >>18451179
>>18451099
he did in fact say it
ironically his mortal nemesis cornette (more from cornette's perspective actually i bet russo doesn't care about him) echoed similar sentiment
Anonymous No.18451119 [Report]
>>18450646
Becko wrapped the chair around Birbs neck. And was about to smash her beak with the crowbar but Bayleaf saved her.
Anonymous No.18451123 [Report]
>>18451093
imagine when we get to awkwardly paste a world title on this picture tho
Anonymous No.18451141 [Report]
>>18451093
Kek i forgot she can't challenge Becky anymore. Things looking a bit grim.
Anonymous No.18451147 [Report]
>>18450811
Lyra hit her with a Nightwing before the spot too
Anonymous No.18451160 [Report]
>>18449270
Lyra doesn't have IT. She can't improv. If everyrhing doesn't go exactly to plan, she completely falls apart. She sucks at every aspect of being a professional wrestler. If she was hot like Stacy Keibler I'd give her a pass but she's so fucking mid looking. HHH needs to put Becky's hog out to pasture, and also never allow Becko to book a match or be involved in creative ever again. Turning Lyra heel won't fix her. Just get her off TV.
Anonymous No.18451179 [Report] >>18451245
>>18451111
Got any links? I love hearing people shitting on Lyra's lack of talent. Is Becky really the only reason she's gotten this undeserved massive rocket push? She just ain't over, chief.
Anonymous No.18451189 [Report] >>18451192 >>18451196 >>18451203 >>18451209 >>18451220 >>18451257
Today proves that Lyra is undeniably over. The crowd was cheering for her the entire match and that's against Becky, the most successful joshi in WWE
Anonymous No.18451191 [Report] >>18451217
>me to birb antis
Anonymous No.18451192 [Report]
>>18451189
afraid fucking so
Anonymous No.18451196 [Report]
>>18451189
the crowd was doing the wave during their match kek
Anonymous No.18451203 [Report]
>>18451189
the crowd was so bored and disinterested they did the wave
Anonymous No.18451209 [Report]
>>18451189
The crowd is completely indifferent to her
Anonymous No.18451211 [Report]
Can't wait for Monday Night Birb
Anonymous No.18451217 [Report]
>>18451191
Kek, they do deserve a concussion!
Anonymous No.18451220 [Report]
>>18451189
Lyra is a failure(much like your legs). Everyone is making fun of her
Anonymous No.18451241 [Report] >>18451248 >>18451260
Reddit is running desperate damage control to defend Lyra.

www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1mgyb6m/spoilers_post_wwe_summerslam_2025_night_2_match/

What did Lyra do to get so over with those faggots? Is she a big time abortion supporter or something?
Anonymous No.18451245 [Report] >>18451261 >>18451388
>>18451179
becky is definitely the main reason she's getting this push. it was a push to try to get her over as opposed to a push in response to her getting over (ala tiffany). narcissist becky only wants to work with another irish woman because she sees herself in her hog.
i'm trying to find that particular clip, i think i saw it on twitter, here's an instance from his podcast in the mean time of big dimes russo shitting on this dime repellant feud
https://youtu.be/9V8X77WSlnE?t=2087
Anonymous No.18451248 [Report]
>>18451241
>losers supporting a loser
Makes sense bro
Anonymous No.18451256 [Report] >>18452568
Smooches
Anonymous No.18451257 [Report]
>>18451189
This one REALLY got him oinkin'
Anonymous No.18451260 [Report] >>18451282
>>18451241
i dunno i even see some of them waking up to reality
Anonymous No.18451261 [Report] >>18451276 >>18451323
>>18451245
I have no clue what people see in Tiffany but I can't deny she is over like rover for some reason.
Anonymous No.18451272 [Report] >>18451314
>bro is roaming through reddit and X to find people shitting on Birb
Grimmy grim
Anonymous No.18451276 [Report]
>>18451261
hot bimbo that does flips and tells charlotte flair to go fuck herself = infinite money printer, instantly giga over
Anonymous No.18451282 [Report] >>18451308
>>18451260
I opened the link and it doesn't look like that. Is that what it looks like if you have a reddit account?
Anonymous No.18451297 [Report]
Ya guys got the old hoggola of cholesterolla oinking up a storm in here! He loves that dumb potato with wings.
Anonymous No.18451303 [Report] >>18451320 >>18451394
On a different note. WWE needs to make more Birb shirts. She only has two designs.
Anonymous No.18451308 [Report]
>>18451282
i don't have one but whenever i use reddit like if i google something and it comes up or i click a link, i set it back to the old site layout because the new one is ugly as can be and unreadable
Anonymous No.18451311 [Report] >>18451317
No one likes Lyra. No Cornette, not Russo, not Alverez, not Meltzer, not the fans.
Anonymous No.18451314 [Report]
>>18451272
no grimmer than how much he spends spamming the entirety of this dimeless board desu
Anonymous No.18451317 [Report]
>>18451311
this isn't true. trevor likes her.
Anonymous No.18451319 [Report] >>18451402
>>18449055
I just don't understand why they didn't just use cuffs to begin with. We see cuffs being used later in the show so we know they had them. It's not like the Jacob/Solo Match needed them.
Anonymous No.18451320 [Report]
>>18451303
what's the point of printing merch that won't sell
Anonymous No.18451323 [Report]
>>18451261
She's bimbomaxing and is an actual athlete with a competitive gymnastics background.
Anonymous No.18451359 [Report]
>>18450811
Kill birb
Anonymous No.18451366 [Report]
Lyra owes me sex. Fraid so.
Anonymous No.18451388 [Report]
>>18451245
Russo is dimes as a youtuber bro, this is his true calling
Anonymous No.18451394 [Report]
>>18451303
This, her two shirts are kinda lackluster. Her new shirt has an awful colour scheme
Anonymous No.18451395 [Report] >>18451414
Kek what a fighting spirit this player has!
Anonymous No.18451402 [Report]
>>18451319
Booker Becky is retarded. She needs to retire please
Anonymous No.18451405 [Report] >>18451412 >>18451421 >>18451423 >>18451432
>>18448716 (OP)
She looks like Robert Smith in that picture
Anonymous No.18451409 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18451412 [Report]
>>18451405
kek what a mannish bitch
Anonymous No.18451414 [Report]
>>18451395
They thought Lyra could fake it til she makes it, but the more they fake it, the harder Lyra fails and buries herself deeper.
Anonymous No.18451421 [Report]
>>18451405
Holy shit if you put a blue tipped wig on him he looks just like Becky's hog Lyra!
Anonymous No.18451423 [Report]
>>18451405
What an insult to Robert Smith
Anonymous No.18451430 [Report]
FUCK YOU BITCH! UNLIKE LYRA VELCRO THIS GENERAL IS OVER! IT'S DONE! FINISHED! BURN IN HELL!
Anonymous No.18451432 [Report]
>>18451405
i knew there was a reason i liked morrissey better
Anonymous No.18451440 [Report] >>18451454 >>18451459
>can't go after the IC belt anymore
>tag belts are Smackdown focused now
>WHC is caught in the Rhea vortex with Iyo and Naomi as side characters
I guess we're back to limbo.
Anonymous No.18451445 [Report] >>18451471 >>18452298
Fine. YOU guys win. I'm retiring the Lyra Valaria general and won't be making a new OP. SHe isn't a joshi, she isn't over, and she isn't deserving of a general. I kneel.
Anonymous No.18451449 [Report]
uh birb bros why didn't larry make big e's five count????? but becky did??????????? ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous No.18451454 [Report]
>>18451440
the show might be watchable... FUCK
Anonymous No.18451459 [Report]
>>18451440
Useless beltless feud with walled Bayley, and weekly 20 minute Lyra vs Bayley matches with Becko interference is the hell we are going to get if Haitch doesn't step in to mercy kill this dimeless hog and put her out of her misery.
Anonymous No.18451463 [Report] >>18451481
Brother, instead of having a melty here. The Iyo and company generals are dead at the moment. Maybe you should go over there
Anonymous No.18451469 [Report] >>18451487
No... She wouldn't... Becky wouldn't just abandon her like this... right?
Anonymous No.18451471 [Report] >>18451503
>>18451445
We forgive you.
Anonymous No.18451481 [Report]
>>18451463
>p-p-please stop being mean about lyra
LMFAO
Anonymous No.18451484 [Report]
>he's rping as a birbGOD
lmao he's so mindbroken over Lyra earning the J-word pass
Anonymous No.18451487 [Report]
>>18451469
Becky gave everything and used all her backstage favors trying to get Lyra over, and Kyra did nothing but flop and botch her way to self-burial. She will be lucky to be the next Nikki Cross at this point. The crowd is completely indifferent to the bird despite the massive 4 month long push and without the crowd you're nothing in this business. She simply has negative charisma.
Anonymous No.18451492 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18451500 [Report]
>when someone says Animal Crossing is a kids game and you're too old for it
Anonymous No.18451503 [Report] >>18451525 >>18452298
>>18451471
Thanks, bro. I'm sorry for buying in and polluting the log with this shitter. I now see that she just fucking sucks and is boring. She can't work and can't promo and will never be over. SHe got a big push and wins for Iyo, Bayley, and Becky but she just fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.18451519 [Report]
This turley is cooked.
Anonymous No.18451525 [Report]
>>18451503
You're based for admitting your mistakes atleast.
Anonymous No.18451528 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
its not fair bros... it thought we dropped the belt to becky so she can add prestige to it...she was supposed to drop it back to us...
Anonymous No.18451531 [Report]
Rough night for the hogcord
Anonymous No.18451554 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18451562 [Report]
>he's been spamming nonstop for hours
lmao
Anonymous No.18451564 [Report] >>18451613
This is the fastest /birb/ general in history. Lyra is the biggest draw on /pw/. Fraid so.
Anonymous No.18451575 [Report] >>18451590
Do we have anymore g-string pics from Lyra?
Anonymous No.18451579 [Report]
Lyra is done after the zip-tie botch, she cant even be trusted for the simplest shit its ogre
Anonymous No.18451587 [Report]
I can't belive what i just saw. It really is over. My birb is a fucking shitter and it's over. Just let this general die. I won't be posting here anymoer.
Anonymous No.18451590 [Report] >>18451593
>>18451575
It probably smelled like pee. Since Becko didn't potty train her
Anonymous No.18451593 [Report]
>>18451590
Anonymous No.18451595 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18451605 [Report]
Goddamn Lyra fucking sucks. I have never seen such a shitty wrestler
Anonymous No.18451613 [Report] >>18451683
>>18451564
Kek what a successful general unlike those 'other' ones.
Anonymous No.18451658 [Report] >>18451666 >>18451670
That leg drop she does is going to KWAB the shit out of someone soon
Anonymous No.18451666 [Report]
>>18451658
Word on the streets is she is getting sent back to NXT again
Anonymous No.18451670 [Report]
>>18451658
This moment got a big pop from me.
Anonymous No.18451683 [Report] >>18451758
>>18451613
If success is Lyra getting bodied by the entire board while you samepig in a seething rage then sure pal you are killing it
Anonymous No.18451691 [Report]
kek this is a great troll thread. no way this fucking loser lyra velcro actually has real fans
Anonymous No.18451708 [Report] >>18451718 >>18451729 >>18451823
It pisses me off how active this general is. Lyra is the most plain-jane girl I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.18451718 [Report]
>>18451708
Thanks for the bump
Anonymous No.18451729 [Report] >>18451746
>>18451708
>keeps bumping said general making it more active
Anon...
Anonymous No.18451746 [Report]
>>18451729
I read that as sad general
Anonymous No.18451751 [Report]
>>18450811
imagine is based becko actually started hitting birb like that
Anonymous No.18451758 [Report]
>>18451683
Just because you have the body weight of four people, doesn't mean the entire board is dunking on her.
Anonymous No.18451764 [Report]
>>18450335
KEKAROONI
Anonymous No.18451774 [Report] >>18451799 >>18451835
Anonymous No.18451778 [Report]
>>18450335
TOP KEK
Anonymous No.18451791 [Report]
>>18450335
we know thats you talking shit, phil
Anonymous No.18451799 [Report]
>>18451774
>Lyra fans are cats
>Lyra is a bird
>Cats and birds are natural enemies
What da
Anonymous No.18451823 [Report] >>18451828 >>18451879 >>18452015
>>18451708
The Stephanie Vaquer general died immediately. And the Liv one is about to die too. Yet, this one is chugging along. I just don't get it.
Anonymous No.18451828 [Report]
>>18451823
It'll die soon. Just like the Lexi and Sashit generals. It's all a troll. No one actually cares about this no talent hog.
Anonymous No.18451835 [Report]
>>18451774
lyra is booked like the terminator for the most part
Anonymous No.18451870 [Report]
Sorry, Lyra, I love ya babe, but brining back Brock was too much. It was a spit in the face to every woman who has ever worked for this company and every victim of assault or trafficking who has ever watched this company. I will never watch WWE ever again. I'm free at last!
Anonymous No.18451879 [Report] >>18451890
>>18451823
>And the Liv one is about to die too
Might not believe me but I started the Liv general (only made the first one, other anons took over after) and did not expect it to last as long as it did. I'm happy with it dying until Liv returns
Anonymous No.18451890 [Report] >>18451959 >>18451987
>>18451879
I've been keeping it bumped because I saw he tried to fuck with your general too.
Anonymous No.18451897 [Report] >>18452004
Holy shit /pw/ finally fucking won we are getting rid of this bitch.
Gonna check the gamethreads for salt.
Anonymous No.18451908 [Report]
Now change up your writing style and mix up the wording and repeat it five more times.
Anonymous No.18451959 [Report] >>18451988
>>18451890
Thanks. I noticed you changed the title as well. 'Goddess General" was just something lazily came up with.
Anonymous No.18451987 [Report]
>>18451890
>he
Anonymous No.18451988 [Report]
>>18451959
Not as OP, just as participant. Whenever I see it hit page 7-10 I bump it
Anonymous No.18452004 [Report]
>>18451897
It's been saltier than a motherfucker. Imagine getting this mad because Lyra lost a match.
Anonymous No.18452015 [Report] >>18452026
>>18451823
Its one guy. Always just one guy keeping trash like this bumped

The Iyo general might have 2-3 guys because its the most enduring general. But the rest of them, its literally one guy
Anonymous No.18452026 [Report]
>>18452015
yeah the liv gen is bumped by one person, it's a pointless thread
Anonymous No.18452053 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
cute
Anonymous No.18452102 [Report] >>18452233
https://x.com/wrestlepurists/status/1952149261447246230?s=46

what a shitter LOL oh god this bird brained bitch is embarrassing
Anonymous No.18452213 [Report] >>18452260
Why would Auntie Bayley cost Birb!!??
Anonymous No.18452233 [Report]
>>18452102
Becky's fucking sell while she's looking at the dude is so funny
Anonymous No.18452236 [Report] >>18452240 >>18452260 >>18452334
Anonymous No.18452240 [Report]
>>18452236
sniff worthy
Anonymous No.18452260 [Report]
>>18452213
She's had enough of this bratty lass.
>>18452236
>no pee wet spot
[Terrible News]
Anonymous No.18452267 [Report] >>18452289 >>18452298 >>18452315 >>18452334 >>18452372
New General ideas? This one went way too fast. So we should plan for the new one.
Anonymous No.18452289 [Report]
>>18452267
It went fast cause a particular anon was crashing out more than usual.
Anonymous No.18452298 [Report]
>>18452267
Don't bother. Lyra is finished. The og OP has given up. >>18451503
>>18451445
Anonymous No.18452315 [Report] >>18452334 >>18452372 >>18452490
>>18452267
I vote for SNIIIIIFFFFF Edition. But that's just me.
Anonymous No.18452334 [Report] >>18452372 >>18452490
>>18452267
I was honestly really hoping that they'd have released the SS pics by now, but it's still not on there. So I suppose we could do
>>18452315
with
>>18452236
as image?
Anonymous No.18452372 [Report] >>18452490
>>18452267
One that has to do with SummerSlam plz.
>>18452315
Too lewd! :/
>>18452334
I like this one. Tells a story. Broken family edition? Idk someone can come up with a better title.
Anonymous No.18452444 [Report]
>>18450335
I'm a Birbchad, but holy kek!
Anonymous No.18452471 [Report]
>>18450387
God, this is so hot.
Anonymous No.18452485 [Report]
>>18450452
What a talented Birb!
Anonymous No.18452490 [Report]
PICK:
>>18452315
>>18452334
for the memes
>>18452372
for no lewding
Anonymous No.18452503 [Report]
oh wait nvm the pics are kinda up
Anonymous No.18452522 [Report]
it honestly annoys me that we haven't gotten any nice close up pics of her posing in a while
Anonymous No.18452525 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452540 [Report] >>18452554
Anonymous No.18452552 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452554 [Report]
>>18452540
>brandishing murder weapons
THis sucks. Corny and RUsso are gonna bury this fake hokey shit. So we are supposed to belive that you're just going to commit murder in Metlife stadium? FUck no. It's hokey and stupid.
Anonymous No.18452558 [Report] >>18452566
Anonymous No.18452566 [Report]
>>18452558
Me in the middle with the fat sweaty obese bitch tits and neckbeard
Anonymous No.18452567 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452568 [Report]
>>18451256
MMMWAH!
Anonymous No.18452596 [Report] >>18452632
Anonymous No.18452632 [Report]
>>18452596
Becky looking real jacked
Anonymous No.18452649 [Report]
>>18450387
https://files.catbox.moe/jerm66.mp4
With audio
Anonymous No.18452738 [Report]
>>18448716 (OP)
lezdom and pure sexual friction in this match tonight
Anonymous No.18452743 [Report]
Humiliation ritual WILL continue
Anonymous No.18452757 [Report]
>Worst match of both nights was the 3rd one (Sami and Kross, Becky and Lyra)
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.18452758 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452763 [Report]
Yup, I'm thinking MOTN
Anonymous No.18452776 [Report] >>18452812
Anonymous No.18452791 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452812 [Report] >>18452840
>>18452776
My fucking dick
Anonymous No.18452840 [Report] >>18452877
>>18452812
ikr, pits, thighs and a little lezdom
Anonymous No.18452845 [Report]
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Anonymous No.18452877 [Report] >>18452891
>>18452840
Lezdom is based beyond belief
Anonymous No.18452891 [Report] >>18452998
>>18452877
Next OP image might be to your liking then.
Anonymous No.18452899 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452920 [Report] >>18452982
Why is the board still moving so fast tho
Anonymous No.18452928 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452933 [Report]
Anonymous No.18452943 [Report]
lmao they really autosaged the thread instead of reigning in the schizo
Anonymous No.18452954 [Report]
oh, nvm I guess it bumped again
Anonymous No.18452982 [Report]
>>18452920
blud's sliding hard
Anonymous No.18452998 [Report]
>>18452891
i'll be waiting for it. birb's screaming while she was being kendo'd made me fucking leak kek
Anonymous No.18453018 [Report]
>>18453007
>>18453007
>>18453007
>>18453007
NEW!