/birb/ - Lyra Valkyria General
HARDCORE JOSHI LEGEND EDITION!!!
/ourbirb/ had a banger with her former mentor at SummerSlam. The crowd was super into it and cheered for Lyra throughout the entire match, she is over BIGLY! Our joshi legend may have lost, but she proved that she had the grit, the heart, the will and beauty to win the people of New Jersey over! Lyra is now in an interesting spot due to the stipulation of the match being that she can't challenge Becky for the title again, but given how it ended, we are sure to see what's next for Lyra on RAW tomorrow.
Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will be haunted by a lingering feeling of not being able to sneeze. How infuriating!
Previous:
>>18415706
SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
RAW SEGMENT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Watch the CVV interview here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:50:22 AM
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>>18450074
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:52:08 AM
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>>18448985
Future endeavored player
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:52:28 AM
No.18448817
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Post the webm where she apologized to the ref
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:54:45 AM
No.18448895
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>he's still seething over getting exposed by the crowd
lmao@u
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:54:48 AM
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>>18448716 (OP)
punished birb tried her best and will bounce back better than ever
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:56:03 AM
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>>18448716 (OP)
dimeless nepo SWINE fucking lost LMAOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:57:12 AM
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I hated that her hands came out of the zip ties too soon. Took me out of the match a bit, but I'm excited to see the follow up with Bayley.
I shoot hope they become friends again and start tagging again.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:57:14 AM
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>>18448806
Many people are saying this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:58:03 AM
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>>18449120
>>18448716 (OP)
This bitch ain't nothing without Becky Lynch
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:59:45 AM
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>>18448716 (OP)
birb ryona was cool
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:00:03 AM
No.18449074
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I heard birb's thong was hanging out tonight, is this true?
>>18449006
Becky wasted 4 months trying to get this bird over. It just ain't finna happen. She got no pop for her entrance and the crowd was quiet as fuck for her match. It's over birdbros.
>>18449055
>dude just abandon the layout for the next 10 minutes of the match without asking management because of a shit prop
damned if you do damned if you don't desu
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:04:57 AM
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>>18448716 (OP)
Hopefully a feud with Kairi Sane is next
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:07:13 AM
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>>18451160
>>18449123
Not really. You let the fucking heel stick your hand back in or go get another zip tie or anything. To be the babyface and have it visibly come undone for everyone to notice and then think you're sneaky enough to act like it didn't happen is not only a massive insult to every fan's intelligence but it also undermines every attempt being made by herself and by Becky get her sympathy. Because people aren't dumb and they can clearly see you were free and you put your own hand back in there. That's why fans stopped caring after that point
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:07:51 AM
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>>18449308
>>18449120
>She got no pop for her entrance and the crowd was quiet as fuck for her match.
You lied and the opposite is true actually, the crowd exposed you hard.
>It just ain't finna happen.
Brown hands typed this.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:08:43 AM
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>>18449348
>>18449120
The only way I could echo this more is if I was in the crowd and shouted it during a Lyra match
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:08:55 AM
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>>18449333
>>18449288
Ok show us the part where she got a pop
>>18449308
Skip through the match and listen to the Woos, Let's go Lyras, cheers.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:10:45 AM
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>>18449123
It does suck. I don't blame her for not knowing exactly what to do in the moment. And then to make matters worse, after the stagehand under the ring fixed it, she really couldn't get them off and then had to go back under the ring to get them cut off. Did take me out of the match a bit, but I still like the story.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:10:58 AM
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>>18449426
>>18449303
Why did you just reply to your own post?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:11:02 AM
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>>18449384
>>18449333
>listen to the Woos,
listen to yourself
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:12:29 AM
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>>18449350
You should probably listen to yourself a lot less and face reality or you wouldn't get exposed by the crowds every time.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:13:53 AM
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>>18449348
You're probably hearing the echo from how quiet and cavernous a crowd gets during a Lyra Valkyria match
>>18449333
I watched the match. Lyra got NO POP and only becky got any sort of reaction when she beat the shit out of Lyra. It was the worst match on the card and the crowd not giving a single fuck reflects this.
>>18449458
nah sorry we're not deaf bro
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:17:31 AM
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>>18449458
They cared more about the drama between Becky and Bayley than anything with Lyra kek
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:18:48 AM
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>>18449509
Delusional and worked by piped in chants though? Very much so
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:19:54 AM
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>>18449567
Which one of you is this?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:20:07 AM
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:20:38 AM
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>>18449553
Who cares about Twitter
Kek it's so over for lyra. Becky just buried her on the post-show. LMAO what a jobber!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:22:44 AM
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>>18449627
Well, people were booing Becky Jarett out of the interview with becky gilmore.
>>18449583
Only until Haitch sends Naomi after her and not even her "creative freedom as booker of RAW" saves her
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:23:32 AM
No.18449627
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>>18449656
>>18449604
>Well, people were booing Becky Jarett out of the interview with becky gilmore.
That was rough
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:24:51 AM
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>>18449583
>AI making Becky attractive
alright alright, maybe science has gone to far
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:25:08 AM
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>>18449627
She really felt the insults off kayfaybe.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:25:11 AM
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>>18449615
the little hip wiggle she does with her pose is so hot
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:25:45 AM
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>>18449615
That isn't entrance fog. It's dust kicked up from how fast everyone sped to the bathroom because they saw it was a Lyra Valkyria match
Never posted in this general before, but Lyra was great in the match and she's super cute
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:26:48 AM
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>>18449746
Naomi is over with the crowd while Becko got booed out with Becky Gilmore chants, and it got into her skin.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:28:34 AM
No.18449720
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i just thought that it was cruel that the crowd would rather do the wave instead of watch the match
they were booing and cheering for when they failed or succeeded at doing the wave, that's why there were random crowd noises that didn't follow what was happening in the match
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:30:18 AM
No.18449746
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>>18449826
>>18449691
Naomi put over Iyo as the "best of the best" and said she "looks up to her". Becky said Lyra did nothing to further Irish wrestling and is thankful she doesn't have to work with her anymore. Based Iyo getting the respect she deserves while not even Mama Becky cares about the hog anymore. Grim times coming for the birbcord.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:30:18 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LYRA FUCKING SUCKS! SHE'S ISN'T OVER AND FUCKING LOST!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:31:07 AM
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>>18449788
>>18449086
Many have been saying this
the schizo is going to have us run through this thread before Raw at this rate
>>18449759
>>18449086
What part of the match?
>>18449788
Apparently the under-the-ring part
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:34:38 AM
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>>18449843
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:34:57 AM
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>>18449780
ikr he's so mad at the crowd cheering for Lyra
>>18449746
Becky was always a garbage wrestler carried by Charlotte, Alexa and Rasputia Jax, plus the fact she married seff and got her a "creative control" clausule recently as Booker of RAW since her return, and she is already using it to bury every woman on the roster.
Watch her going after Naomi or even Tiffany, she is going all out on the Reign of Terror just for her "little girl" as an excuse.
>>18449780
Everyone knows by now that Lyra is going heel and moving to smackdown.
And they will feed the Becky vs Bailey shit all the way til Wargames
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:35:40 AM
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>>18449908
>>18449788
>>18449797
If there is proof of this then I agree we should see it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:36:15 AM
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>>18449688
based. glad you liked it!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:36:25 AM
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>>18450137
>>18449815
>realvalkyria
>Posts a fake face done up with makeup and filters
What an ugly fraud
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:37:47 AM
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Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:38:04 AM
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>>18449826
schizo headcanon
>>18449086
>>18449788
>>18449797
>>18449831
Fire extinguisher spot.
Damn birb...that's a tiny little thing.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:41:36 AM
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:42:07 AM
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>>18450036
>>18449826
you've been begging for a heel turn for months, it's not happening, she will never get a real character or personality
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:46:13 AM
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>>18449908
Oh my goodness
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:46:55 AM
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No pop? No title? Not over? Botchfest? Crowd disinterested. Yep she's getting fired.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:47:55 AM
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Stupid no talent cunt lmaooo. SHe's a complete shitter. I can't wait for her to be pushed down the card or exiled to Smackdown.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:48:29 AM
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8/4/2025, 4:49:52 AM
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>>18451099
>>18449940
She's an embarrassment to herself everytime she picks up the mic. She should start screaming in Gaelic like Asuka does in Japanese because it's pathetic that all 4 japanese girls on the roster cut better promos than her. Russo was right.
>you could have put a 3rd grader in the ring and they would have cut a better promo than Lyra Velcro
>She doesn't have it, it is clear she doesn't have it, it is as clear as f-in day she doesn't have IT
>How did she get through system? She doesn't have it
>how do we go through this training center with all these professionals coaching to wind up with a girl like Lyra Velcro literally embarrassing herself on television?
>It's like having a guy batting .50 he gets a hit once every 20 times and now he's starting in center field for the New York Yankees... how the fuck does that happen?
>you can look at her and say nuh-uh
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:51:06 AM
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especially manic episode tonight
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:51:25 AM
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8/4/2025, 4:52:03 AM
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>>18448730
>>18448716 (OP)
She shoot looks like the Undertakers daughter.
Ghastly white face.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:55:17 AM
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What a fucking embarrasing flop. Lyra is just trash.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:55:42 AM
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>>18449843
Yeah we’ve all seen iyo without makeup kek.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:56:02 AM
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>Haitch gave zero fucks about becky gilmore and praised Naomi as better than her
KEK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:57:31 AM
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>>18449908
No wonder she has such large wet spots, that wouldn't even cover her cloaca. What a slut!
Worst match of the entire two day SummerSlam which is saying something since every match was shit. This loser is not over despite all the tv time and being paired with bigger stars. She's not getting another push.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:58:22 AM
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>>18450570
>>18449908
She's always so unintentionally lewd, kek.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:01:56 AM
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Lyra was paired with Iyo, Bayley, and Becky and still couldn't get over. She's trash. If she's not over no one will get over working with her. Time to push her down the card,
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:04:34 AM
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>>18450181
Potato community theater is finally over! Mama Becky aborted her nepohog. Thank You Mama Becky!
>had her lil g-string out during the match
WHORE!!!!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:06:03 AM
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>>18450181
You don't actually believe that. Karrion Kross had a match.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:06:49 AM
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>>18450315
>rovert and iyoschizo teaming up to bury lyra when becky was buried live by Triple H a few minutes ago
Naomi is getting her belt soon
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:07:31 AM
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>>18448716 (OP)
this birb is cute as hell
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:07:59 AM
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>>18450280
>Imagine the pee and sweat soaked stank of it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:08:12 AM
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>>18450335
>>18450297
Becky didn't get buried. Lyra did because Haitch didn't even mention her name. That means she isn't getting a push.
>>18450313
Damn when did they start allowing webm's with sound?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:09:30 AM
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:09:50 AM
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>>18450315
He mentioned Naomi and put her on top of becky
she is losing that belt soon to Naomi.
And no creative control as booker will save her from top orders.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:10:20 AM
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>>18450435
>>18450280
Birb is very pure. We try not to sexualize her.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:10:23 AM
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>>18450368
>>18450280
I'm so fucking horny right now. Someone post her with the chain in her mouth.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:11:26 AM
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8/4/2025, 5:11:48 AM
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>>18450315
Lyra is so irrelevant that if she isn't directly in front of you you don't even think of her.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:11:49 AM
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>>18450349
see
>>18450356
this match was basically lezdom
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:12:03 AM
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>Lyra vs Bayley round 353557
Ok
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:13:55 AM
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>>18450501
>beats the snot out of her daughter in you're path
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:14:23 AM
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>>18450375
I want more American strong style kino.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:14:56 AM
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>>18450375
It's gonna be a main event and by that I mean it will be on Main Event
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:15:31 AM
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8/4/2025, 5:15:39 AM
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8/4/2025, 5:15:44 AM
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>>18450458
>>18450375
Bro their last two matches were MOTN. Let the birb family cook!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:17:09 AM
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>>18450615
>>18450348
Is Lyra having Vietnam flashbacks here?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:17:53 AM
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>>18452485
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8/4/2025, 5:18:28 AM
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>>18450422
Bayley is negative dimes. This feud is going to be dogshit. It won't see a PLE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:19:23 AM
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>>18450387
How bricked up were the dudes in the front row seeing this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:20:28 AM
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:20:48 AM
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>>18450395
>yfw this is vince vs steph but with two chicks
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:21:24 AM
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>>18450515
>>18449055
I was already on the fence with the match when it took Becky like 2 minutes to put the zip tie on Lyra while she purposely held her hands up and together, but when her arm came out and instead of just adjusting the match to do the spots without the zip ties, she just shoved her hand back in and we were supposed to pretend we didn't just see what we saw.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:21:48 AM
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8/4/2025, 5:21:53 AM
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>>18450535
>>18450508
Lyra fucking sucks
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:22:58 AM
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>>18450387
This is how they beat lockdown violators in India.
I'm just gonna say it. This was the weakest Becko/Lyra match they had. They're both top 5 best wrestlers in the company. They didn't need this gimmicky match. It was fun, but a major step down wrestling wise.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:23:14 AM
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>>18450599
>>18450515
who booked the entire match was Becky, this was literally a humiliation ritual on par with the rousey screwjob with Liv
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:23:44 AM
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>>18450636
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:25:03 AM
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>>18451034
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8/4/2025, 5:25:25 AM
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>>18450183
God this spot is so overdone and cringe.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:26:55 AM
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>>18450534
Bro, they couldn't have three consecutive plain old singles matches. They needed to shake it up.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:28:40 AM
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>>18450534
I didn't mind it, but I would definitely have liked a straight up one on one without gimmicks. Also Triple H needs to stop booking these run ins and interruptions.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:28:51 AM
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>>18450613
>>18450535
Based Becky knows this chick just ain't got IT. I've never seen Becky try so hard to get somebody else over before. Lyra deserved to be buried tbqhwyf. 4 months of guaranteed tv time with the GOAT and you still get crickets... even in smark central where they hate bEcKy HoGaN. What a waste of time. You could have called up Sol Ruca, Jacy or put Steph or Roxanne in her spot.
>Becky teased murdering Lyra
>crowd didn't care
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:29:56 AM
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>>18450657
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8/4/2025, 5:30:10 AM
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>>18450632
>>18450599
>>18450603
then fire her for fucks sake, let the news tomorrow be that she, bailey, kross and drew were unceremoniously released
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:30:27 AM
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>>18450435
She served in 'Nam? She's a boomer?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:32:54 AM
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>>18450649
>>18450613
They've invested a ton of money in birb. They gotta turn her heel and see if there are any dimes there before she gets sent to work at taco bell.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:01 AM
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>>18450544
She ran right into it omg
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:20 AM
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:22 AM
No.18450638
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For me? It's Jimmy Eat World's song 'Sweetness'.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:34:13 AM
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>>18451119
>>18450603
>>Becky teased murdering Lyra
When?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:34:46 AM
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>>18450632
she was always a damn heel at indies, who hade the face idea was becky.
she always wore black like stone cold for fucks sake before she went to main NXT
>the untrimmed nails anon is still here shitting up the general
thanks for the bumps :)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:35:14 AM
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>>18450610
This was fucking BRUTAL hs
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:40:12 AM
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>>18450654
He does it for free and has conversations with himself. I sometimes think it's almost endearing how disingenuous and shameless he is.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:42:10 AM
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>>18450816
Again, WWE should fire her today if she is such a failure alongside bailey, kross and drew
I wish Becko took that crowbar and killed Birb like Joker did Robin.
>>18450736
Bayley and Drew aren't failures though
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:55:58 AM
No.18450875
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The crowd was pretty dead throughout Day 2. Even for the kino TLC match. It was a fun little match. Not everything has to be Angle vs Benoit.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:21 AM
No.18450879
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I'm convinced most of Lyra's fans are jeets
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:38 AM
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>>18450816
they are, and their contracts werent renewed, they were buried today
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:56 AM
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>>18450654
>untrimmed nails anon
Qrd?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:57:18 AM
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>>18450816
neither is Lyra
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:58:41 AM
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>>18450912
I'm convinced most of Lyra's fans are bots
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:59:00 AM
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>>18450654
Everybody in the gamethreads ignores him. Dude is a lolcow.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:59:05 AM
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:11:55 AM
No.18451016
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Lyra's retarded botching tonight should end her push if there's any justice in this world. Dear god she's terrible
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:14:28 AM
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>>18450565
Lyra is such a shitter it's unreal
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:17:24 AM
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>>18451076
we're outdrawing Iyo's thread at this rate kek what a dime drawing bird
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:18:43 AM
No.18451076
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>>18451066
Based. We might have a new thread before Raw.
Animal Crossing bros. The IC belt chase is over :(
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:21:12 AM
No.18451099
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>>18451111
>>18450036
Russo is based if he actually said this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:22:14 AM
No.18451111
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>>18451179
>>18451099
he did in fact say it
ironically his mortal nemesis cornette (more from cornette's perspective actually i bet russo doesn't care about him) echoed similar sentiment
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:22:57 AM
No.18451119
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>>18450646
Becko wrapped the chair around Birbs neck. And was about to smash her beak with the crowbar but Bayleaf saved her.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:23:09 AM
No.18451123
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>>18451093
imagine when we get to awkwardly paste a world title on this picture tho
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:25:13 AM
No.18451141
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>>18451093
Kek i forgot she can't challenge Becky anymore. Things looking a bit grim.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:26:03 AM
No.18451147
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>>18450811
Lyra hit her with a Nightwing before the spot too
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:28:09 AM
No.18451160
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>>18449270
Lyra doesn't have IT. She can't improv. If everyrhing doesn't go exactly to plan, she completely falls apart. She sucks at every aspect of being a professional wrestler. If she was hot like Stacy Keibler I'd give her a pass but she's so fucking mid looking. HHH needs to put Becky's hog out to pasture, and also never allow Becko to book a match or be involved in creative ever again. Turning Lyra heel won't fix her. Just get her off TV.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:30:32 AM
No.18451179
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>>18451245
>>18451111
Got any links? I love hearing people shitting on Lyra's lack of talent. Is Becky really the only reason she's gotten this undeserved massive rocket push? She just ain't over, chief.
Today proves that Lyra is undeniably over. The crowd was cheering for her the entire match and that's against Becky, the most successful joshi in WWE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:32:53 AM
No.18451191
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>>18451217
>me to birb antis
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:33:10 AM
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>>18451189
afraid fucking so
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:33:47 AM
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>>18451189
the crowd was doing the wave during their match kek
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:34:50 AM
No.18451203
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>>18451189
the crowd was so bored and disinterested they did the wave
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:35:19 AM
No.18451209
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>>18451189
The crowd is completely indifferent to her
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:35:49 AM
No.18451211
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Can't wait for Monday Night Birb
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:37:09 AM
No.18451217
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>>18451191
Kek, they do deserve a concussion!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:37:42 AM
No.18451220
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>>18451189
Lyra is a failure(much like your legs). Everyone is making fun of her
Reddit is running desperate damage control to defend Lyra.
www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1mgyb6m/spoilers_post_wwe_summerslam_2025_night_2_match/
What did Lyra do to get so over with those faggots? Is she a big time abortion supporter or something?
>>18451179
becky is definitely the main reason she's getting this push. it was a push to try to get her over as opposed to a push in response to her getting over (ala tiffany). narcissist becky only wants to work with another irish woman because she sees herself in her hog.
i'm trying to find that particular clip, i think i saw it on twitter, here's an instance from his podcast in the mean time of big dimes russo shitting on this dime repellant feud
https://youtu.be/9V8X77WSlnE?t=2087
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:41:16 AM
No.18451248
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>>18451241
>losers supporting a loser
Makes sense bro
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:42:47 AM
No.18451256
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>>18452568
Smooches
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:42:49 AM
No.18451257
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>>18451189
This one REALLY got him oinkin'
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:42:59 AM
No.18451260
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>>18451282
>>18451241
i dunno i even see some of them waking up to reality
>>18451245
I have no clue what people see in Tiffany but I can't deny she is over like rover for some reason.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:44:51 AM
No.18451272
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>>18451314
>bro is roaming through reddit and X to find people shitting on Birb
Grimmy grim
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:45:15 AM
No.18451276
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>>18451261
hot bimbo that does flips and tells charlotte flair to go fuck herself = infinite money printer, instantly giga over
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:45:41 AM
No.18451282
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>>18451308
>>18451260
I opened the link and it doesn't look like that. Is that what it looks like if you have a reddit account?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:47:19 AM
No.18451297
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Ya guys got the old hoggola of cholesterolla oinking up a storm in here! He loves that dumb potato with wings.
On a different note. WWE needs to make more Birb shirts. She only has two designs.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:48:18 AM
No.18451308
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>>18451282
i don't have one but whenever i use reddit like if i google something and it comes up or i click a link, i set it back to the old site layout because the new one is ugly as can be and unreadable
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:48:38 AM
No.18451311
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>>18451317
No one likes Lyra. No Cornette, not Russo, not Alverez, not Meltzer, not the fans.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:49:00 AM
No.18451314
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>>18451272
no grimmer than how much he spends spamming the entirety of this dimeless board desu
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:49:10 AM
No.18451317
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>>18451311
this isn't true. trevor likes her.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:49:35 AM
No.18451319
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>>18451402
>>18449055
I just don't understand why they didn't just use cuffs to begin with. We see cuffs being used later in the show so we know they had them. It's not like the Jacob/Solo Match needed them.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:49:40 AM
No.18451320
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>>18451303
what's the point of printing merch that won't sell
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:50:24 AM
No.18451323
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>>18451261
She's bimbomaxing and is an actual athlete with a competitive gymnastics background.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:55:12 AM
No.18451359
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:56:48 AM
No.18451366
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Lyra owes me sex. Fraid so.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:00:32 AM
No.18451388
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>>18451245
Russo is dimes as a youtuber bro, this is his true calling
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:00:54 AM
No.18451394
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>>18451303
This, her two shirts are kinda lackluster. Her new shirt has an awful colour scheme
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:00:57 AM
No.18451395
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>>18451414
Kek what a fighting spirit this player has!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:01:33 AM
No.18451402
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>>18451319
Booker Becky is retarded. She needs to retire please
>>18448716 (OP)
She looks like Robert Smith in that picture
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:02:17 AM
No.18451409
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>lyra velcro
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:02:38 AM
No.18451412
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>>18451405
kek what a mannish bitch
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:02:52 AM
No.18451414
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>>18451395
They thought Lyra could fake it til she makes it, but the more they fake it, the harder Lyra fails and buries herself deeper.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:03:54 AM
No.18451421
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>>18451405
Holy shit if you put a blue tipped wig on him he looks just like Becky's hog Lyra!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:04:21 AM
No.18451423
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>>18451405
What an insult to Robert Smith
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:04:45 AM
No.18451430
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FUCK YOU BITCH! UNLIKE LYRA VELCRO THIS GENERAL IS OVER! IT'S DONE! FINISHED! BURN IN HELL!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:05:23 AM
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>>18451405
i knew there was a reason i liked morrissey better
>can't go after the IC belt anymore
>tag belts are Smackdown focused now
>WHC is caught in the Rhea vortex with Iyo and Naomi as side characters
I guess we're back to limbo.
Fine. YOU guys win. I'm retiring the Lyra Valaria general and won't be making a new OP. SHe isn't a joshi, she isn't over, and she isn't deserving of a general. I kneel.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:07:02 AM
No.18451449
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uh birb bros why didn't larry make big e's five count????? but becky did??????????? ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:08:00 AM
No.18451454
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>>18451440
the show might be watchable... FUCK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:09:05 AM
No.18451459
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>>18451440
Useless beltless feud with walled Bayley, and weekly 20 minute Lyra vs Bayley matches with Becko interference is the hell we are going to get if Haitch doesn't step in to mercy kill this dimeless hog and put her out of her misery.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:09:28 AM
No.18451463
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>>18451481
Brother, instead of having a melty here. The Iyo and company generals are dead at the moment. Maybe you should go over there
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:10:04 AM
No.18451469
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>>18451487
No... She wouldn't... Becky wouldn't just abandon her like this... right?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:10:06 AM
No.18451471
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>>18451503
>>18451445
We forgive you.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:49 AM
No.18451481
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>>18451463
>p-p-please stop being mean about lyra
LMFAO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:12:31 AM
No.18451484
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>he's rping as a birbGOD
lmao he's so mindbroken over Lyra earning the J-word pass
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:12:51 AM
No.18451487
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>>18451469
Becky gave everything and used all her backstage favors trying to get Lyra over, and Kyra did nothing but flop and botch her way to self-burial. She will be lucky to be the next Nikki Cross at this point. The crowd is completely indifferent to the bird despite the massive 4 month long push and without the crowd you're nothing in this business. She simply has negative charisma.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:13:42 AM
No.18451492
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>lyra velcro
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:14:26 AM
No.18451500
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>when someone says Animal Crossing is a kids game and you're too old for it
>>18451471
Thanks, bro. I'm sorry for buying in and polluting the log with this shitter. I now see that she just fucking sucks and is boring. She can't work and can't promo and will never be over. SHe got a big push and wins for Iyo, Bayley, and Becky but she just fucking sucks.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:18:20 AM
No.18451519
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This turley is cooked.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:19:45 AM
No.18451525
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>>18451503
You're based for admitting your mistakes atleast.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:20:20 AM
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>>18448716 (OP)
its not fair bros... it thought we dropped the belt to becky so she can add prestige to it...she was supposed to drop it back to us...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:20:24 AM
No.18451531
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Rough night for the hogcord
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:24:05 AM
No.18451554
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>lyra velcro
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:25:07 AM
No.18451562
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>he's been spamming nonstop for hours
lmao
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:25:22 AM
No.18451564
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>>18451613
This is the fastest /birb/ general in history. Lyra is the biggest draw on /pw/. Fraid so.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:27:00 AM
No.18451575
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>>18451590
Do we have anymore g-string pics from Lyra?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:28:03 AM
No.18451579
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Lyra is done after the zip-tie botch, she cant even be trusted for the simplest shit its ogre
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:29:58 AM
No.18451587
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I can't belive what i just saw. It really is over. My birb is a fucking shitter and it's over. Just let this general die. I won't be posting here anymoer.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:30:23 AM
No.18451590
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>>18451593
>>18451575
It probably smelled like pee. Since Becko didn't potty train her
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:30:55 AM
No.18451593
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:31:17 AM
No.18451595
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>lyra velcro
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:32:44 AM
No.18451605
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Goddamn Lyra fucking sucks. I have never seen such a shitty wrestler
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:33:35 AM
No.18451613
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>>18451683
>>18451564
Kek what a successful general unlike those 'other' ones.
That leg drop she does is going to KWAB the shit out of someone soon
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:43:10 AM
No.18451666
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>>18451658
Word on the streets is she is getting sent back to NXT again
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:43:44 AM
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>>18451658
This moment got a big pop from me.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:46:42 AM
No.18451683
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>>18451758
>>18451613
If success is Lyra getting bodied by the entire board while you samepig in a seething rage then sure pal you are killing it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:48:03 AM
No.18451691
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kek this is a great troll thread. no way this fucking loser lyra velcro actually has real fans
It pisses me off how active this general is. Lyra is the most plain-jane girl I've ever seen.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:52:27 AM
No.18451718
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>>18451708
Thanks for the bump
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:54:40 AM
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>>18451746
>>18451708
>keeps bumping said general making it more active
Anon...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:10 AM
No.18451746
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>>18451729
I read that as sad general
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:13 AM
No.18451751
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>>18450811
imagine is based becko actually started hitting birb like that
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:48 AM
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>>18451683
Just because you have the body weight of four people, doesn't mean the entire board is dunking on her.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:00:56 AM
No.18451764
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:03:09 AM
No.18451778
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:05:02 AM
No.18451791
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>>18450335
we know thats you talking shit, phil
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:06:44 AM
No.18451799
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>>18451774
>Lyra fans are cats
>Lyra is a bird
>Cats and birds are natural enemies
What da
>>18451708
The Stephanie Vaquer general died immediately. And the Liv one is about to die too. Yet, this one is chugging along. I just don't get it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:11:41 AM
No.18451828
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>>18451823
It'll die soon. Just like the Lexi and Sashit generals. It's all a troll. No one actually cares about this no talent hog.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:13:53 AM
No.18451835
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>>18451774
lyra is booked like the terminator for the most part
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:18:33 AM
No.18451870
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Sorry, Lyra, I love ya babe, but brining back Brock was too much. It was a spit in the face to every woman who has ever worked for this company and every victim of assault or trafficking who has ever watched this company. I will never watch WWE ever again. I'm free at last!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:20:03 AM
No.18451879
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>>18451890
>>18451823
>And the Liv one is about to die too
Might not believe me but I started the Liv general (only made the first one, other anons took over after) and did not expect it to last as long as it did. I'm happy with it dying until Liv returns
>>18451879
I've been keeping it bumped because I saw he tried to fuck with your general too.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:22:14 AM
No.18451897
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>>18452004
Holy shit /pw/ finally fucking won we are getting rid of this bitch.
Gonna check the gamethreads for salt.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:23:39 AM
No.18451908
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Now change up your writing style and mix up the wording and repeat it five more times.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:31:15 AM
No.18451959
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>>18451988
>>18451890
Thanks. I noticed you changed the title as well. 'Goddess General" was just something lazily came up with.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:35:42 AM
No.18451987
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:35:51 AM
No.18451988
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>>18451959
Not as OP, just as participant. Whenever I see it hit page 7-10 I bump it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:37:47 AM
No.18452004
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>>18451897
It's been saltier than a motherfucker. Imagine getting this mad because Lyra lost a match.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:40:23 AM
No.18452015
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>>18452026
>>18451823
Its one guy. Always just one guy keeping trash like this bumped
The Iyo general might have 2-3 guys because its the most enduring general. But the rest of them, its literally one guy
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:42:47 AM
No.18452026
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>>18452015
yeah the liv gen is bumped by one person, it's a pointless thread
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:48:26 AM
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:05:11 AM
No.18452102
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>>18452233
https://x.com/wrestlepurists/status/1952149261447246230?s=46
what a shitter LOL oh god this bird brained bitch is embarrassing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:32:26 AM
No.18452213
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>>18452260
Why would Auntie Bayley cost Birb!!??
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:36:01 AM
No.18452233
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>>18452102
Becky's fucking sell while she's looking at the dude is so funny
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:37:39 AM
No.18452240
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:41:01 AM
No.18452260
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>>18452213
She's had enough of this bratty lass.
>>18452236
>no pee wet spot
[Terrible News]
New General ideas? This one went way too fast. So we should plan for the new one.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:47:30 AM
No.18452289
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>>18452267
It went fast cause a particular anon was crashing out more than usual.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:50:24 AM
No.18452298
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>>18452267
Don't bother. Lyra is finished. The og OP has given up.
>>18451503
>>18451445
>>18452267
I vote for SNIIIIIFFFFF Edition. But that's just me.
>>18452267
I was honestly really hoping that they'd have released the SS pics by now, but it's still not on there. So I suppose we could do
>>18452315
with
>>18452236
as image?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:07:01 AM
No.18452372
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>>18452490
>>18452267
One that has to do with SummerSlam plz.
>>18452315
Too lewd! :/
>>18452334
I like this one. Tells a story. Broken family edition? Idk someone can come up with a better title.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:31 AM
No.18452444
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>>18450335
I'm a Birbchad, but holy kek!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:34:56 AM
No.18452471
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>>18450387
God, this is so hot.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:38:16 AM
No.18452485
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>>18450452
What a talented Birb!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:40:16 AM
No.18452490
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PICK:
>>18452315
>>18452334
for the memes
>>18452372
for no lewding
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:46:25 AM
No.18452503
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oh wait nvm the pics are kinda up
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:51:14 AM
No.18452522
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it honestly annoys me that we haven't gotten any nice close up pics of her posing in a while
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:52:17 AM
No.18452525
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:54:26 AM
No.18452540
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>>18452554
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:23 AM
No.18452552
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:57:30 AM
No.18452554
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>>18452540
>brandishing murder weapons
THis sucks. Corny and RUsso are gonna bury this fake hokey shit. So we are supposed to belive that you're just going to commit murder in Metlife stadium? FUck no. It's hokey and stupid.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:58:18 AM
No.18452558
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>>18452566
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:59:32 AM
No.18452566
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>>18452558
Me in the middle with the fat sweaty obese bitch tits and neckbeard
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:59:38 AM
No.18452567
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:00:05 AM
No.18452568
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:05:50 AM
No.18452596
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>>18452632
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:16:47 AM
No.18452632
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>>18452596
Becky looking real jacked
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:19:46 AM
No.18452649
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:37:50 AM
No.18452738
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>>18448716 (OP)
lezdom and pure sexual friction in this match tonight
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:38:21 AM
No.18452743
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Humiliation ritual WILL continue
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:42:32 AM
No.18452757
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>Worst match of both nights was the 3rd one (Sami and Kross, Becky and Lyra)
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:42:36 AM
No.18452758
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:43:37 AM
No.18452763
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Yup, I'm thinking MOTN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:45:35 AM
No.18452776
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>>18452812
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:47:53 AM
No.18452791
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:51:45 AM
No.18452812
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>>18452840
>>18452776
My fucking dick
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:58:48 AM
No.18452840
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>>18452877
>>18452812
ikr, pits, thighs and a little lezdom
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8/4/2025, 11:59:51 AM
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8/4/2025, 12:03:31 PM
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8/4/2025, 12:05:58 PM
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>>18452891
>>18452840
Lezdom is based beyond belief
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:34 PM
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>>18452998
>>18452877
Next OP image might be to your liking then.
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8/4/2025, 12:09:07 PM
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8/4/2025, 12:12:52 PM
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>>18452982
Why is the board still moving so fast tho
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8/4/2025, 12:13:55 PM
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lmao they really autosaged the thread instead of reigning in the schizo
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:01 PM
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oh, nvm I guess it bumped again
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8/4/2025, 12:21:12 PM
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>>18452920
blud's sliding hard
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:30 PM
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>>18452891
i'll be waiting for it. birb's screaming while she was being kendo'd made me fucking leak kek
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:29:03 PM
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