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Anonymous No.18453007 [Report] >>18453029 >>18455380 >>18455730 >>18456031 >>18456744 >>18462467 >>18470177
/birb/ - Lyra Valkyria General
BROKEN BONDS EDITION!!!

SummerSlam is over and our beloved joshi lost. No way of sugarcoating it. The stipulation prior to the match rules that she may not challenge for the IC title for as long as Becky is champion. Bayley showed up during the match and while she seemed well-intentioned at first, her mistake cost Lyra the match. She could have probably broken up the pin had really wanted to, so perhaps that is the direction the story will take from here. That's where we're at for now, and we'll see how things go on RAW. We've had a successful couple of weeks and today was no different with yet another banger that captivated the crowd. Joshi wrestling is over, brother! With that said, /ourbirb/ who is now also known as a joshi hardcore legend, will forever have the support of millions because she is cute. CUTE!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!

Previous: >>18448716

SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t


Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Anonymous No.18453010 [Report]
Lyra-chan, ganbare!
Anonymous No.18453011 [Report]
sex with bex
Anonymous No.18453023 [Report] >>18453030
https://files.catbox.moe/jerm66.mp4
Anonymous No.18453025 [Report] >>18465834
I see two cute players.
Anonymous No.18453029 [Report]
>>18453007 (OP)
She fucked up completely putting her hands back in the zip ties like a moron and with any luck will finally stop getting TV time.
Anonymous No.18453030 [Report] >>18453034
>>18453023
did you get the gstring slip in there? very sexual match.
Anonymous No.18453034 [Report] >>18466598
>>18453030
No I just focused on the ryona moments. Sorry uce.
Anonymous No.18453043 [Report] >>18453047
Anonymous No.18453047 [Report]
>>18453043
Duck confit
Anonymous No.18453060 [Report] >>18454366
Poor Birb, always has wardrobe malfunctions.
Anonymous No.18453064 [Report]
BIRB SEXO
Anonymous No.18453083 [Report] >>18453263
I want to drink birb juice
Anonymous No.18453109 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18453136 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18453161 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18453189 [Report]
>lyra velcro
Anonymous No.18453263 [Report] >>18453272
>>18453083
>wrestling makes her wet
I wonder if she was turned on today as well. With all the lezdom going on and all.
Anonymous No.18453272 [Report] >>18453370
>>18453263
That's piss. Women athletes pee themselves all the time. I guess because they nave no prostate they can't hold their pee in good like us men so when they exert themselves or lift heavy some pee shoots out their bladder.
Anonymous No.18453370 [Report]
>>18453272
Anonymous No.18453497 [Report]
I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love
Anonymous No.18453518 [Report]
Bros, it is so hot watching Becky sexually humiliate Lyra. I hate that this feud is over.
Anonymous No.18453524 [Report] >>18453538 >>18453724 >>18454257 >>18454383
Wow already a new general? The Iyofag really likes Birb.
Anonymous No.18453538 [Report] >>18454395
>>18453524
Lyra is the most discussed about wrestler on this forum I'm afraid, she's a massive unrelenting draw
Anonymous No.18453724 [Report]
>>18453524
biggest draw on /pw/
Anonymous No.18453997 [Report] >>18454048
Anonymous No.18454048 [Report]
>>18453997
I feel so conflicted. Her boobs are so sexy but so cute and I can't decide if I should be turned on.
Anonymous No.18454067 [Report]
Anonymous No.18454134 [Report] >>18454379
When she will be fired alongside bayley now that becky buried both the same way Nash did to Goldberg? because Becky Jarett was livid and broke kayfabe when everyone began yelling Becky Gilmore in her face and mainly to mock her scenes being cut off.
Anonymous No.18454248 [Report]
>You keep calling Lyra a joshi
>make your own YAJ type gifs
>same paragraph story intros as old OP
You want to be us so badly.
Anonymous No.18454257 [Report]
>>18453524
Yeah, he spammed the last thread.
Anonymous No.18454366 [Report] >>18454378
>>18453060
Too bad she's so mid and frumpy looking. If she was hot she'd be able to get over despite her lack of talent
Anonymous No.18454378 [Report] >>18454390
>>18454366
Shouldn’t you be bumping your own general.
Anonymous No.18454379 [Report] >>18454529
>>18454134
>everyone began yelling Becky Gilmore in her face
When did this happen?
Anonymous No.18454383 [Report]
>>18453524
He can't stop talking about her, half the iyo general is about Lyra
Anonymous No.18454390 [Report] >>18454422
>>18454378
Who do you think I am, tranny?
Anonymous No.18454395 [Report]
>>18453538
This is what I've been saying
Anonymous No.18454422 [Report] >>18454432
>>18454390
Wow you’re so angry.
Anonymous No.18454432 [Report]
>>18454422
I simply take joy in clowning on Lyra and her failures
Anonymous No.18454470 [Report]
Bump again.
Anonymous No.18454487 [Report]
>having to bump your dead general with fake replies
KWAB
Anonymous No.18454493 [Report]
>Lyra is so captivating she makes people spend their entire day thinking about her
Anonymous No.18454506 [Report]
He bumped it again :) he’s so nice.
Anonymous No.18454510 [Report] >>18457047
Which one of you was this?
Anonymous No.18454529 [Report]
>>18454379
yesterday at the post live
she lost her shit and broke kayfabe, it really got into her skin.
Anonymous No.18455056 [Report]
I can't wait to find out what's next for Lyra!
Anonymous No.18455358 [Report] >>18455372
I love Lyra even though her hand came out of the zip ties too early. I bet she felt bad when she got backstage and started thinking of all the other things she could've done.
Anonymous No.18455372 [Report] >>18455384 >>18455703
>>18455358
>I bet she felt bad when she got backstage and started thinking of all the other things she could've done.
as she should. she fucked up the entire thing by sticking her own hand back into the zip tie. she shit all over the fans as well as all of the work she and becky had put into the match. all she had to do was nothing and lie there and let the heel deal with it
Anonymous No.18455380 [Report]
>>18453007 (OP)
Anonymous No.18455384 [Report] >>18455440
>>18455372
The absolute state of the Iyofag.
Anonymous No.18455440 [Report] >>18455537 >>18455600
>>18455384
>a wrestler acted retardedly and completely fucked up her match
>you MUST like this other wrestler
lyretards are about as dumb as lyra herself
Anonymous No.18455445 [Report]
Kek the absolute state of the Iyofag.
Anonymous No.18455524 [Report] >>18455600
kek the absolute state of the lyretard
Anonymous No.18455537 [Report] >>18455548 >>18455599 >>18455600
>>18455440
This tranny in particular spends his life bumping this general, talking to himself, and spamming every other thread about any women more over than his favorite worthless bitch
He's been trying his hardest to antagonize every brand of simp against each other but he's such a nutcase he hasn't noticed there are like 30 people here and he sticks out like a sore thumb
So yeah these days he's convinced everybody shitting on this soulless corporate botch machine is a iyofag, next week it will be Vaquer or Rhea, who gives a shit, he's mental
This is why nobody likes this bitch kek not only does she suck but she has the worst simps
Anonymous No.18455548 [Report] >>18455571 >>18455659
>>18455537
but enough about the IYO SKY general
Anonymous No.18455571 [Report]
>>18455548
At least there are a couple different schizos in this one and most of them are pleasant fellows as far as simps go
You're just a braindead lolcow
Anonymous No.18455591 [Report] >>18455608 >>18455614 >>18455788
Why doesn't Zelina Vega make people on here as angry as Lyra does? The audiences were way quieter during Zelina's reign with the championship than Lyra's. And I don't say that to put down Zelina but it's just true.
Anonymous No.18455599 [Report] >>18455659
>>18455537
kirdblt
Anonymous No.18455600 [Report] >>18455640 >>18455659
>>18455524
>>18455537
>>18455440
Kek he’s talking to himself.
Anonymous No.18455608 [Report]
>>18455591
Because zelina didn’t beat iyo once. That’s really it. zelina would be getting the same treatment plus with Aleister back it would’ve been “haha she sucked his dick and now she gets a belt wow”
Anonymous No.18455614 [Report] >>18455683
>>18455591
zelina has been around for a while and was at least vaguely over for some time (holding the belt made her less over kwab), people didn't mind seeing her get a pity run even if it was shit
the hog getting the most forced push of all time despite not being over at all was the key factor here
Anonymous No.18455640 [Report]
>>18455600
>Kek he’s talking to himself.
Every Lyra general summed up in five words
Anonymous No.18455659 [Report] >>18455698
>>18455548
>>18455599
>>18455600
Look at this fucking sack of shit lol
Literally spends 14 hours a day posting some variation of that every time someone shits on this piece of shit bitch and her piece of shit general lol
>I'll defend your honor ma'am
Hahahaha
Anonymous No.18455683 [Report] >>18455746
>>18455614
The only people who wanted a zelina run were Dakota fans. Stop pretending anyone gave a shit just because you’re mad over iyo losing.
Anonymous No.18455698 [Report] >>18455726
>>18455659
Didn’t you say your job was defending iyo here?
Anonymous No.18455703 [Report]
>>18455372
Signs of a jabronie who don't know when to sell. Tragic truly
Anonymous No.18455726 [Report]
>>18455698
No, I know it's really hard for you to get but I'll try to make it clear: not everybody who shits on your dimeless bitch, her failed push and your incessant spam is the same fucking person
I don't give a fuck about Iyo, but I want Lyra off my screen and you off my board
Anonymous No.18455730 [Report] >>18455752
>>18453007 (OP)
Me behind them in that position, in my bed ofc
Anonymous No.18455743 [Report] >>18455761
LJ Cleary watching the match last night
Anonymous No.18455746 [Report] >>18455757 >>18455758
>>18455683
i'm simply telling you why it did not evoke the same reaction, don't seethe because nobody wanted to see your dimeless irish pig bitch get forced into everybody's face
Anonymous No.18455752 [Report]
>>18455730
Even a lesbian ryona bondage match couldn't get Lyra over. She didn't even win after that meltdown. Get this dimeless jabroni off my TV screen.
Anonymous No.18455757 [Report]
>>18455746
Kek gotcha Iyofag.
Anonymous No.18455758 [Report]
>>18455746
What is this strange compulsion to argue for hours every week with Lyra Valkyria fans trying to convince them that no one likes Lyra Valkyria?
Anonymous No.18455761 [Report] >>18455778
>>18455743
How do Lyra and Becky have enough pull back stage to get him a WWE tryout? Does Becky really make that much money for them?
Anonymous No.18455778 [Report] >>18455821
>>18455761
It's a tryout, so it probably wasn't all that hard to get when they push Lyra so hard for being their perfect little corporate pet
Now if they take the shitter and keep pushing Lyra, then you know they all sacrifice kids to moloch in pizza parlors or some shit
Anonymous No.18455788 [Report] >>18455869
>>18455591
Zelina only got a pity belt and we knew it wouldn't last. Zelina is actually uglier than Lyra and botches even worse than Birb. The difference is we were never subjected to terrible 20 minute Zelina matches and segments every week and Zelina didn't get booked as the Zelinaverse with all the top faces and geels feuding with Zelina trying to get her over.
Anonymous No.18455821 [Report] >>18455864
>>18455778
>Cleary started his excursion in Japan with Pro Wrestling Noah, making his debut at NOAH Monday Magic #1 on October 9, 2023, where he teamed up with Ryohei Oiwa in a losing effort against Good Looking Guys (Anthony Greene and Jake Lee). After the bout, Cleary was presented as Good Looking Guys' stable's newest member

Surely it was an ironic joke that TJ's stable was called the Good Looking Guys. Is Seth being HHH's favorite enough political pull to allow Seth's wife to do whatever she wants and give 4 month long rocket pushes to dimeless jabronis like Lyra? Becky is writing these promos and booking these matches herself- it's almost like she's trying to destroy and bury Lyra while pretending she's trying to help.
Anonymous No.18455864 [Report]
>>18455821
Yeah I have honestly no idea what's going on here because the push lasted forever and I don't understand what they saw that even made them greenlight the idea in the first place
Either Becky used up all her political capital because she saw herself in that girl or they all wanted to have a Vince-style giggle at watching her flounder, I have no idea, my best bet is that she's the closest thing to a pure performance center product they had and they wanted to get her on the big stage right as they were moving up their best outside prospects from NXT like Stephanie and Giulia
Anonymous No.18455869 [Report] >>18455898
>>18455788
>openly admits to thinking that Zelina is worse than Lyra in every way
>still filled with rage over the fact that Lyra exists and that people like her
What medications are you taking?
Anonymous No.18455898 [Report] >>18455931
>>18455869
Not him but if you think this post is filled with rage you fucking need medication lmao
Anyway, not only do you have a hard time reading emotions, you have a hard time reading at all because his main point is that Lyra is aggressively pushed in a way that Zelina never was, at the expense of obviously more talented people.
Forced promo segments that were awful, PPV length matches on tv every week, forced interactions with people much higher than her on the card that sucked
Nobody likes Lyra. That much screentime pisses everybody. Your spam makes everything worse.
Anonymous No.18455931 [Report] >>18455952 >>18456081
>>18455898
>at the expense of obviously more talented people
There it is. She beat your waifu and you're still mad about it.
Anonymous No.18455952 [Report] >>18455994
>>18455931
Ah yeah it's been 3 seconds since you last pretended everyone is an iyofag
I'll tell you what fucktard, I would watch literally anybody on the roster, male, female, they can even bring in a troon for all I care, instead of this bitch and her lifeless segments
Anybody would do better, even the cook
Anonymous No.18455994 [Report] >>18456059
>>18455952
Anonymous No.18456031 [Report]
>>18453007 (OP)
why does this buried midcarder gets her own general?
Anonymous No.18456053 [Report]
Lyra is broken and the crowd is indifferent to her. How would you fantasy book Lyra to get her over, either as a heel or face?
Anonymous No.18456059 [Report] >>18456088
>>18455994
looks like the short fat home invader from home alone
Anonymous No.18456081 [Report] >>18456681
>>18455931
Nta. You keep accusing me of being a butthurt Iyofag too. I don't like Iyo, Lyra or Zelina. If anything I'm a Sol Ruca fag and my wrestling waifu is Stacy Keibler. Lyra just sucks but if she didn't get 20 minute segments every week I wouldn't mind her so much. The forced push that never ends is what's leading me to hate her.
Anonymous No.18456088 [Report]
>>18456059
Joe Pesci? Kek
Anonymous No.18456098 [Report] >>18456275 >>18456665
why did michael cole say becky felt like juan soto in a match with two people from ireland who dont know who juan soto is
Anonymous No.18456224 [Report]
I miss this
Anonymous No.18456275 [Report] >>18456665
>>18456098
cause hes in new york and a baseball fan and was too dumb to realize she was doing a golf swing (you know after being in happy gilmore 2). you can tell someone corrected him in his headset after that
Anonymous No.18456614 [Report]
Anonymous No.18456616 [Report]
Damn, Iyoschizo really is mad about Lyra earning the J-word pass
Anonymous No.18456665 [Report]
>>18456098
>>18456275
He's also a big fan of the team Soto plays for and likely wanted to pop himself without really thinking it through
Anonymous No.18456681 [Report] >>18456921
>>18456081
Lyra is just a dogshit wrestler. Her fan (singular) cannot understand that because he has an ugly woman fetish and severe schizophrenia so anybody who criticizes her is the same person in his demented mind.
Anonymous No.18456731 [Report] >>18456785
it's crazy to me how desperately he wants to convince others that Lyra isn't over and everyone is indifferent to her when she's been getting great reactions
Anonymous No.18456744 [Report]
>>18453007 (OP)
Anyone got the golf swing prep Becky was doing? That was hot af with her ass popping up.
Anonymous No.18456785 [Report]
>>18456731
It's very weird and I've never seen anything quite like it for as long as I've been a wrestling fan.
Anonymous No.18456921 [Report] >>18456959 >>18456978 >>18457003 >>18458164
>>18456681
She is ugly but can atleast do some moves- unfortunately that's the only thing she can do. She can't promo. She can't connect with the crowd. She can't improv or go off script. She doesn't understand psychology or basic storytelling. She's like a zero charisma autistic retard who can only do wrestling moves but falls apart as soon as anything goes off script.

She never explains her Morrigan bird gimmick either. It had potential to be cool but she makes it lame. If she's a Morrigan worshiper, her bird wings should be black like a crow and her promos and backstage segments should involve celtic witchcraft and shit. Instead she comes out in bright rainbow colors like a Brazilian carnival dancer, then takes off the wings, and nothing about her Morrigan worshiper gimmick ever comes up in her ringwork or promos. What's even the point of her bird lady gimmick if she never explains or talks about it. Everything about Lyra's presentation is stupid.
Anonymous No.18456959 [Report] >>18456978 >>18456991 >>18458164
>>18456921
She's been on TV for over a year and all I know about her is she is a bird from Ireland that likes Becky Lynch. Her character hasn't evolved at all and that's on her. She gets more promo time than 99% of the women's roster.
Anonymous No.18456978 [Report] >>18457007
>>18456921
>>18456959
You know more than me kek. I just like her thighs.
Anonymous No.18456991 [Report] >>18457027
>>18456959
Is she writing her own promos, or reciting scripts Becky writes for her word for word? I think Lyra sucks but this is ultimately on Becko for booking her this way.
Anonymous No.18457003 [Report]
>>18456921
idk why they want her to do these long 2015 Roman Reigns promos about Becky stompers and shit, I feel like even good talkers can rarely pull that off. I guess they expect all talent to do that sorta thing now
Anonymous No.18457007 [Report] >>18457030 >>18457058
>>18456978
I think a lot of it has to do with the Irish accent being antidimes when it's a woman. It's just terrible to listen to an Irish woman. Conor McGregor and Sheamus are dimes on the mic but Lyra and Becky are annoying and I think people naturally tune out when they talk. This is probably why alcoholism and domestic violence rates are sky high in Ireland.
Anonymous No.18457027 [Report] >>18457045
>>18456991
Becky isn't booking shit. The most Becky got away with was asking to work with Lyra. Lyra just failed to deliver on what creative gave her which was a megapush as far as women go. It's on her for not getting over. She is a professional wrestler. It's her job.
Anonymous No.18457030 [Report] >>18457053
>>18457007
You aren't wrong, they stutter and slur their words. Same with Nikki Cross and her Scottish accent. That's why they always get what chants
Anonymous No.18457045 [Report]
>>18457027
Who is responsible for the Lyraverse and Lyra push? Who is responsible for Lyra getting 20 minute segments every week?
Anonymous No.18457047 [Report]
>>18454510
that was me btw, me and my fat 5 incher!
Anonymous No.18457053 [Report] >>18457234
>>18457030
which is sad really because girls with scottish and irish accents are cute and if they could just talk like themselves itd be even cuter
Anonymous No.18457058 [Report]
>>18457007
Whenever Lyra gives a promo, she sounds like she's whining and complaining. I have no idea how she graduated the performance center and got this undeserved main roster push.
Anonymous No.18457234 [Report]
>>18457053
Irl they are cute, it doesn't work in pro wrestling when you can't even understand what they're saying
Anonymous No.18457376 [Report] >>18457395
>they're still mad
Holy shit
Anonymous No.18457381 [Report] >>18457416 >>18457423
coom
Anonymous No.18457395 [Report] >>18457809
>>18457376
they're just gonna samefag and repeat the same 3 things they've said over and over again with different wording hoping we'll believe them. never have I ever seen such a desperate attempt to make a person that got cheers seem like they didn't
Anonymous No.18457416 [Report]
>>18457381
If I love Lyra, why do I want to do this to her?
Anonymous No.18457423 [Report]
>>18457381
Lyras face when I go BLUBLUBLUBLUBLU in her ass
Anonymous No.18457809 [Report] >>18458140 >>18461957
>>18457395
The only cheers she gets are woos for her entry theme. The crowd was doing a Mexican wave they were so bored of her summerslam match.
Anonymous No.18458140 [Report]
>>18457809
Incorrect. There were many instances of the crowd cheering for Lyra specifically during the match.
Anonymous No.18458164 [Report] >>18461957
>>18456921
>>18456959
I'll say this again, being tied to Becky Lynch RUINED her character as of now, and she has to stay as far as possible from her to re-invent herself back as a heel.
Becky literally used her and Bailey as Jannety to Her Michaels just for a fucking belt
Anonymous No.18458563 [Report]
birb tonight?
Anonymous No.18459583 [Report]
Anonymous No.18460310 [Report]
brb
Anonymous No.18460404 [Report] >>18460452 >>18460480 >>18462315 >>18464258
Lyra looked like she came straight from a coffee date to RAW
Anonymous No.18460452 [Report]
>>18460404
That was a super cringe segment
Anonymous No.18460480 [Report]
>>18460404
Poor Bayley
Anonymous No.18461526 [Report] >>18461816
Anonymous No.18461816 [Report]
>>18461526
Heel look?
Anonymous No.18461882 [Report]
*steals your tv time*
Thank you Based Nikkisawa
Anonymous No.18461915 [Report] >>18461923
>xhe is reduced to pretending to like Shitti Bella
kek
Anonymous No.18461923 [Report]
>>18461915
No Nikki hate but that’s his new schtick. He seethed about Nikki when iyo gushed over her and now suddenly pretends to like her because of Becky. He did this with Stephanie and Liv.
Anonymous No.18461957 [Report] >>18462102
>>18457809
Lyra is not boring. What it's boring is getting booked to the same 2 wrestlers for 4 months, with no progress, no changes, the same boring plot and promos. Lyra can be a great contender, as proven in Evolution.

>>18458164
I agree. I fucking hate Becky Hogan. Becky is worse than B-Fab.
Anonymous No.18461994 [Report] >>18462024 >>18462070 >>18462357
>Catching up with Summerslam
>Find out about Lyra losing
>Check the salt mines in previous threads
>Find this post
>>18446011
I guess the AEWtist called wheels really lurks here, how do you guys feel about sharing the general with him?
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/accusation/
Anonymous No.18462002 [Report] >>18462013
>hoggers is having a melty over Nikki Bella now
Lmao working yourself into having to be a lyra fan must be awful.
Anonymous No.18462013 [Report] >>18462070
>>18462002
What happened now? I'm catching on
Anonymous No.18462024 [Report] >>18462064
>>18461994
that phrase has nothing to do with hogwheels. Touch grass holy shit
Anonymous No.18462064 [Report] >>18462086 >>18462094 >>18462097
>>18462024
Click the threads where those posts are featured in the archive search, now check the shitstorms made by 1 guy in those threads
>Same posting style
>Same images used like the projector and those posts pics
>Same filenames
He is a shoot retard and can't help himself to repeat the same phrases
Anonymous No.18462070 [Report] >>18462309
>>18461994
The entire bird thread is literally him talking to himself when we aren't in here shitting on birb and causing him to meltdown.
>>18462013
Nikki is Becky's new opp and had a banger promo segment with her.
Anonymous No.18462086 [Report] >>18462103
>>18462064
>>Same posting style
>>Same images used like the projector and those posts pics
>>Same filenames
This sounds exactly like the guy (singular) that trolls these threads thougbeit
Anonymous No.18462094 [Report] >>18462103
>>18462064
It's not a phrase that's unique to your boogeyman. Once again, touch grass.
Anonymous No.18462097 [Report] >>18462111 >>18462123 >>18462135 >>18462155 >>18462194
>>18462064
I thought you were lying but this is some pretty concrete proof. Wtf is wrong with him?
Anonymous No.18462102 [Report]
>>18461957
Calling heer Becky hogan is a insult to Brother HH.
She is literally Jeff Jarett at TNA Now
Anonymous No.18462103 [Report] >>18462108
>>18462086
>>18462094
I mean I don't know about the other guy I just came here but ctrl f confession and admission in the link to filter them a little better and you will see
Anonymous No.18462108 [Report] >>18462131
>>18462103
Those are common words.
Anonymous No.18462111 [Report]
>>18462097
Yup that's what i was trying to showcase, the projector pic is a giveaway
Anonymous No.18462116 [Report] >>18462156 >>18462209
Reminder only one thread was caught faking discussion and it wasn't this one.
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/17811013/#17820575
Anonymous No.18462123 [Report]
>>18462097
HW confirmed for birbschizo
Anonymous No.18462131 [Report] >>18462139
>>18462108
But in the same sentence, in multiple threads, with same pics that the AEWtist and filenames use?
Anonymous No.18462135 [Report]
>>18462097
Even has one of his patented murked posts
Anonymous No.18462139 [Report]
>>18462131
>with same pics and filenames that the AEWtist uses?
Fixed
Anonymous No.18462155 [Report] >>18462277 >>18462282
>>18462097
Yeah that's definitely wheels. I wish I could say I can't believe he's been samefagging the bird thread for months but we all know that's all he does on here.
Anonymous No.18462156 [Report] >>18462186
>>18462116
He tried to blame this on birbchads IIRC
Anonymous No.18462167 [Report]
Most of the proof he posts is legit nothing. I’m so confused as to why he thinks this is something worth going “gotcha” over.
Anonymous No.18462169 [Report] >>18462181
Stop watching WWE. Break free.
Anonymous No.18462181 [Report]
>>18462169
Fuck off retard.
Anonymous No.18462186 [Report] >>18462202 >>18462205
>>18462156
I remember the falseflagger melting down like a bitch when the kairi thread went through his reddit account that he doxxed like a retard. That shit was funny as fuck.
Anonymous No.18462194 [Report] >>18462237
>>18462097
Well the blatant Iyo vs Lyra spam all over the board pretty much gave it away anyway, birbfags were the only ones in denial about the topic
Anonymous No.18462202 [Report]
>>18462186
lol still clinging to that lameass defence
one of your thread is a certified weirdo that was faking discussion, just get over it
Anonymous No.18462205 [Report] >>18462220 >>18462265
>>18462186
Kek that dork did not think that through
Anonymous No.18462209 [Report]
>>18462116
he's already getting more agitated that you linked this btw
Anonymous No.18462220 [Report]
>>18462205
Buried
Anonymous No.18462237 [Report]
>>18462194
It's crazy how he does this shit 24 hours a day. I guess you don't have to sleep when only half of your body works.
Anonymous No.18462246 [Report] >>18462257
>Deflecting with Kairischizo
Kek, I remember this embarrassment but still won't erase the AEWtist from posting here, you are stuck with him birbies.
Anonymous No.18462254 [Report]
Stop watching WWE. Break free. YOu don't have to support rape and sex trafficking.
Anonymous No.18462257 [Report] >>18462283
>>18462246
>hogwheels deflecting after getting mogged by bitchtits again
Must be a day that ends in y.
Anonymous No.18462265 [Report]
>>18462205
Kek what a loser.
Anonymous No.18462277 [Report]
>>18462155
>samefagging the birdthread for months
He only keeps it going because an Iyobro made fun of lyra for not having a general. He seethed about it and started his hugbox like a retard. Most of these threads are void of any actual discussion and contain single word bumps like any thread he keeps going for weeks.
Anonymous No.18462282 [Report]
>>18462155
>samefagging the bird thread for months
You're doing that this very moment thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.18462283 [Report] >>18462296
>>18462257
I'm not bt, and never interacted with him, but when wheels interacts with anyone is so easy to spot him
Anonymous No.18462296 [Report] >>18462331 >>18462332
>>18462283
I don't think bt exists. It's just whoever is making fun of vert at the time. He isn't very smart so it's easy to catch him slipping. You can make a thread mocking AEW or birb at any time of the day and he will be seething in it in a matter of minutes. I don't know why he spends so much time here. Maybe he is too poor to have other hobbies.
Anonymous No.18462309 [Report]
>>18462070
Nikki Bella is actually a talented pro wrestler and despite her bogged face has charisma too.
Anonymous No.18462315 [Report]
>>18460404
Why are they still giving Lyra TV time? Absolutely NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER
Anonymous No.18462321 [Report]
>I hate waifu threads
>I will spend my time in threads I hate while seething
kek
Anonymous No.18462331 [Report]
>>18462296
Well that's sad, but yeah he says that bt thing to everyone
Anonymous No.18462332 [Report] >>18462339 >>18462492 >>18463996
>>18462296
Rovert is the pro-AEW/anti-WWE spammer. BT is the pro-WWE/anti-AEW spammer. Both of them keep their threads necrobumped for as long as possible and samefag stuff like "this one got e-drones oinkin" "hogcord hates this one" etc.

That's assuming they're not bot Carter being the biggest autist on all of 4chan like he demonstrably was when /asp/ was around. But people aren't prepared for that conversation
Anonymous No.18462339 [Report]
>>18462332
*not both Carter
GMS to myself
Anonymous No.18462357 [Report]
>>18461994
Jesus.
Anonymous No.18462397 [Report] >>18462439
Lyramania is running wild
Anonymous No.18462439 [Report] >>18462444
>>18462397
I don't think I've ever seen a melty of this magnitude on here before. Dude has been shitting up our thread for like the past week and gets progressively more unhinged
Anonymous No.18462444 [Report]
>>18462439
I've never seen anything like it. I think he has a crush on Lyra but he's embarrassed to admit it.
Anonymous No.18462467 [Report]
>>18453007 (OP)
What is this cringy ass Redditor OP?
You type like a fag and your shits all retarded
Anonymous No.18462492 [Report] >>18463996
>>18462332
If it is carter I would ask he use his autism for some good and get the finna filter brought back.
Anonymous No.18462500 [Report]
>bubblin in dublin
Based Nikki worked this retarded reddit thread into a shoot
Anonymous No.18462546 [Report]
KWAB
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Anonymous No.18463090 [Report] >>18463384
stop watching wwe
Anonymous No.18463384 [Report] >>18463397
>>18463090
I'll never watch AEW. Good for those who like it, but it's just not for people like me.
Anonymous No.18463397 [Report] >>18464038
>>18463384
>people like me.
pedophiles?
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Anonymous No.18463996 [Report] >>18464148
>>18462332
>>18462492
It's absolutely Carter and he is still the saddest faggot on the entire internet. Keep in mind, he only shits up this board cause his bullshit doesn't get over on any other boards.
Anonymous No.18464038 [Report]
>>18463397
You.
Anonymous No.18464148 [Report] >>18464154
>>18463996
He shits up this board for the same reason every other schizo ends up here, because you can't get permabanned on 4chan just for being an annoying retard like you will on literally any other forum
Anonymous No.18464154 [Report] >>18464215 >>18464226
>>18464148
gonna cry you sissy fascist homo? Go to reddit and cry if you want censorship and jannies to coddle you.
Anonymous No.18464215 [Report]
>>18464154
Not remotely what I said but I seemed to have hit a sensitive topic.
Anonymous No.18464226 [Report]
>>18464154
Sup Carter? How is your obesity these days?
Anonymous No.18464231 [Report] >>18464746
its over for lyra. she just can't fly w/ the big birds
Anonymous No.18464258 [Report]
>>18460404
Bayley looking hot af lately
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Anonymous No.18464446 [Report] >>18464473 >>18464487 >>18464494 >>18464756 >>18464785 >>18465096 >>18465277
Anonymous No.18464473 [Report]
>>18464446
What the fuck is this???? Why is WWE fille dwith rapists and sex pests? THis is bullshit!
Anonymous No.18464487 [Report]
>>18464446
jesus christ lmao
Anonymous No.18464494 [Report]
>>18464446
this has skit vibes to it but the fact that i can't tell for sure makes it fucking insane
Anonymous No.18464746 [Report]
>>18464231
She can, but she need to be as FAR as is humanly possible from Becky Gilmore's storytelling and ditch her name Lyra Valkyria and reinvent herself as Stone Cold did
Anonymous No.18464756 [Report]
>>18464446
Is there any photo with wrestlers that show as much of a scared emotion than this?
Anonymous No.18464785 [Report]
>>18464446
in the weirdo's defense, she does have some spikes on her shoulders so you can't really do a normal hug
Anonymous No.18465096 [Report] >>18465214
>>18464446
https://www.tiktok.com/@cbl4coppersgold/photo/7455674350537051425
Anonymous No.18465214 [Report]
>>18465096
Kek
Anonymous No.18465277 [Report] >>18466676 >>18466943
>>18464446
The virgin Lyra fan:
>is 50+ years old
>dresses like he came straight out of a trailer park
>can't afford Mania tickets
>probably voted Trump
>makes female talent uncomfortable
>touches them and ignores obvious social cues

VS

The gentlemanly IyoGOD:
>is in his 20s, successful and in the prime of his life
>has so much disposable income, he buys Mania tickets and the meet and greet package
>traveled all the way from Puerto Rico to meet his idol
>is an accomplished and respected member of the IWC
>doesn't touch or hug her, respectfully hoverhands so he doesn't make her uncomfortable in the least
Anonymous No.18465404 [Report]
Daily reminder that lyra lost again, got buried and has no title.
Anonymous No.18465800 [Report] >>18465964
I don't want to wait another week for more Lyra
Anonymous No.18465834 [Report]
>>18453025
Beckys arms look... Different and veiny
Anonymous No.18465964 [Report] >>18465992
>>18465800
this was her last week at RAW for the time being.
possibly for the best now, let becky gilmore burn herself out burying other people til the higher ups decides to screw her out of the title with seff's agreement since he is a company guy first and family guy last.
Anonymous No.18465992 [Report] >>18466002
>>18465964
Lyras gonna finish her feud with Bayley and then she can do main event stuff. Hell, let Rhea and iyo win the tag belts, call Tatum up once she inevitably gets betrayed by Izzi and let her and Lyra feud with Rhea and iyo.
Anonymous No.18466002 [Report]
>>18465992
She wont anon, 100% sure she is going to miss to not being booked into this retarded feud either that buried her both in front of the crowd thanks to Becky Jarrett's work
Anonymous No.18466521 [Report] >>18467498 >>18475501 >>18476050
Many are calling Lyra a "pit slut". Are these shocking allegations true?
Anonymous No.18466598 [Report]
>>18453034
We need an entire women's fed just for the ryona
Anonymous No.18466676 [Report] >>18466943
>>18465277
>The gentlemanly IyoGOD:
Really?!?
Anonymous No.18466943 [Report]
>>18466676
Why does he have the aura to touch her and
>>18465277
Doesn't
Anonymous No.18467474 [Report] >>18467534
Anonymous No.18467498 [Report]
>>18466521
afraid so
Anonymous No.18467534 [Report]
>>18467474
Get it? A CROWbar. KA-CAW!
Anonymous No.18467841 [Report] >>18467865
kino pic
Anonymous No.18467865 [Report] >>18468246
>>18467841
Still was the worst spot in the match, please burn all images and let it go
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Anonymous No.18468227 [Report] >>18471322 >>18471427
Anonymous No.18468246 [Report] >>18468413
>>18467865
nah you're a gay retard
Anonymous No.18468413 [Report] >>18469439
>>18468246
>if i dig deep enough maybe I can find some redeeming qualities
Nigga it was a spot fest with cringe moments
Anonymous No.18469439 [Report] >>18470537
>>18468413
The only cringe moment is you having a melty in this thread for the past four days.
Anonymous No.18469552 [Report] >>18469565 >>18470143
Grok confirmed Lyra's woos are piped in and that Iyo has more charisma and star power than the turdbird.
Anonymous No.18469565 [Report]
>>18469552
Indians use grok.
Anonymous No.18470143 [Report] >>18470766
>>18469552
>Grok confirmed
stopped reading
Anonymous No.18470177 [Report]
>>18453007 (OP)
Maybe don't botch the fucking promo before the match IDIOT, Lyra isn't ready for primetime
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>>18469439
kirdblt
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>>18470143
Need this back for at least one more run!
Anonymous No.18471187 [Report]
Lyra-chan, faito!
Anonymous No.18471322 [Report]
>>18468227
Emporio Invankov-looking bitch
Anonymous No.18471427 [Report]
>>18468227
Bazz B
Anonymous No.18472119 [Report]
birb
Anonymous No.18472821 [Report]
Lyra Valkyria was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 2025
Anonymous No.18473019 [Report] >>18473378 >>18473620
Anonymous No.18473378 [Report]
>>18473019
DIE
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Anonymous No.18473620 [Report]
>>18473019
When I did karate my teacher told me to never punch with your thumb inside your fist.
Anonymous No.18473834 [Report] >>18473945 >>18474069 >>18477201
Anonymous No.18473945 [Report] >>18474069
>>18473834
TWERK!
Anonymous No.18474069 [Report]
>>18473834
>>18473945
Lyra when she hangs out with Liv and the other sluts and they corrupt her
Anonymous No.18474496 [Report] >>18475381
Lyra-chan getting mating pressed!
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Anonymous No.18475381 [Report]
>>18474496
I LOVE WATCHING LYRA GET ABUSED!
Anonymous No.18475501 [Report]
>>18466521
Absolutely. She knows what shes doing.
Anonymous No.18476050 [Report]
>>18466521
The fairest pits in all the lands.
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Anonymous No.18476541 [Report] >>18477234
Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title
Anonymous No.18477017 [Report] >>18477185
kek, what a goat
Anonymous No.18477185 [Report]
>>18477017
WE LOVE YOU GOAT
Anonymous No.18477201 [Report]
>>18473834
neurons activated
Anonymous No.18477234 [Report] >>18479325
>>18476541
Daily Reminder that shitposting at /sp/ as you are doing right now changes nothing, ur still a criple fuck who lives at ireland with a batista toy full of shit up the ass.
Anonymous No.18478001 [Report] >>18479680
Birb's impeccable butt.
Anonymous No.18479325 [Report]
>>18477234
Nobody knows what you're referring to, schizo
Anonymous No.18479680 [Report]
>>18478001
100%
Anonymous No.18480275 [Report] >>18480340
Anonymous No.18480340 [Report]
>>18480275
kino
Anonymous No.18480902 [Report] >>18480918 >>18480919 >>18481045
Next OP image and edition suggestions?
Anonymous No.18480918 [Report]
>>18480902
Lyra, Instead of a glory hole, she's topless in a birbcage.
Anonymous No.18480919 [Report]
>>18480902
The Bayley vortex.
Anonymous No.18481025 [Report]
Gat unover HOG Iyo is 1000000x the wrestler you are
Anonymous No.18481045 [Report]
>>18480902
Just show her ass, bro.
Anonymous No.18481656 [Report] >>18481949
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Anonymous No.18481949 [Report]
>>18481656
>>18481924
Shit two star match fuck WQWE fucking faggot pedo rape fed scum
Anonymous No.18482468 [Report] >>18482674 >>18483006 >>18485553
eefa
Anonymous No.18482674 [Report]
>>18482468
qsack
Anonymous No.18483006 [Report]
>>18482468
Cusack
Anonymous No.18483526 [Report] >>18485439
Anonymous No.18484289 [Report] >>18484410 >>18484866
Anonymous No.18484410 [Report]
>>18484289
I don't like her being near a stripper pole, but at least it looks like she doesn't know what to do with it.
Anonymous No.18484866 [Report]
>>18484289
what a bunch of goobers
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Anonymous No.18485434 [Report]
Stevie Richards and his British co-host were saying mean things about birb...
Anonymous No.18485439 [Report]
>>18483526
Gorgeous look.
Anonymous No.18485502 [Report] >>18486140
Do normalfags really have a problem with the wings?
Anonymous No.18485553 [Report]
>>18482468
finna aoife
Anonymous No.18485676 [Report]
I feeling every since she went part time theres been this weird Beckyverse thing where people working with her are in a silo. I don't like it, but I suppose it makes sense because birb is just Becky's current project.
Anonymous No.18486140 [Report]
>>18485502
it's a weird reason to dislike someone lol
Anonymous No.18486148 [Report] >>18488927
Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title
Anonymous No.18486605 [Report]
Anonymous No.18486892 [Report] >>18487006
Anonymous No.18487006 [Report] >>18487082 >>18488404
>>18486892
next op image found
Anonymous No.18487082 [Report] >>18488020 >>18488404 >>18488899
>>18487006
Anonymous No.18487415 [Report]
The Beckmeister with the bants!
Anonymous No.18488020 [Report]
>>18487082
aura
Anonymous No.18488404 [Report]
>>18487082
Kino

>>18487006
Yes
Anonymous No.18488899 [Report]
>>18487082
I wonder how many banger pics she has that were never uploaded
Anonymous No.18488927 [Report] >>18489296
>>18486148
the only woman that got buried was Jade
Anonymous No.18489296 [Report]
>>18488927
this
Anonymous No.18489660 [Report]
Aoife.
Anonymous No.18489678 [Report]
i want to sniff the birb
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Anonymous No.18490250 [Report] >>18490533
>Sol Ruca thread turns into a thread about /ourbirb/
kek what a primary player
Anonymous No.18490533 [Report] >>18490542 >>18490826
>>18490250
I like both!
Anonymous No.18490542 [Report]
>>18490533
Me too.
Anonymous No.18490826 [Report]
>>18490533
so do I, just making an observation
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>>18491033
Seeds of betrayal.
Anonymous No.18491072 [Report]
Wild to see Lyra in NXT and then see her success on the main roster. One of the few stars that I've been fortunate enough to watch grow into a star in real time

Also, someone make a new thread
Anonymous No.18491089 [Report]
>>18491078
>>18491078
>>18491078
>>18491078
>>18491078
AND NEWWWWWWW!