BROKEN BONDS EDITION!!!

SummerSlam is over and our beloved joshi lost. No way of sugarcoating it. The stipulation prior to the match rules that she may not challenge for the IC title for as long as Becky is champion. Bayley showed up during the match and while she seemed well-intentioned at first, her mistake cost Lyra the match. She could have probably broken up the pin had really wanted to, so perhaps that is the direction the story will take from here. That's where we're at for now, and we'll see how things go on RAW. We've had a successful couple of weeks and today was no different with yet another banger that captivated the crowd. Joshi wrestling is over, brother! With that said, /ourbirb/ who is now also known as a joshi hardcore legend, will forever have the support of millions because she is cute. CUTE!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!

Previous: >>18448716

SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t


Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

Lyra-chan, ganbare!

sex with bex

https://files.catbox.moe/jerm66.mp4

I see two cute players.

>>18453007 (OP)
She fucked up completely putting her hands back in the zip ties like a moron and with any luck will finally stop getting TV time.

>>18453023
did you get the gstring slip in there? very sexual match.

>>18453030
No I just focused on the ryona moments. Sorry uce.

>>18453043
Duck confit

Poor Birb, always has wardrobe malfunctions.

BIRB SEXO

I want to drink birb juice

>lyra velcro

>lyra velcro

>lyra velcro

>lyra velcro

>>18453083
>wrestling makes her wet
I wonder if she was turned on today as well. With all the lezdom going on and all.

>>18453263
That's piss. Women athletes pee themselves all the time. I guess because they nave no prostate they can't hold their pee in good like us men so when they exert themselves or lift heavy some pee shoots out their bladder.

>>18453272

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love

Bros, it is so hot watching Becky sexually humiliate Lyra. I hate that this feud is over.

Wow already a new general? The Iyofag really likes Birb.

>>18453524
Lyra is the most discussed about wrestler on this forum I'm afraid, she's a massive unrelenting draw

>>18453524
biggest draw on /pw/

>>18453997
I feel so conflicted. Her boobs are so sexy but so cute and I can't decide if I should be turned on.

When she will be fired alongside bayley now that becky buried both the same way Nash did to Goldberg? because Becky Jarett was livid and broke kayfabe when everyone began yelling Becky Gilmore in her face and mainly to mock her scenes being cut off.

>You keep calling Lyra a joshi
>make your own YAJ type gifs
>same paragraph story intros as old OP
You want to be us so badly.

>>18453524
Yeah, he spammed the last thread.

>>18453060
Too bad she's so mid and frumpy looking. If she was hot she'd be able to get over despite her lack of talent

>>18454366
Shouldn’t you be bumping your own general.

>>18454134
>everyone began yelling Becky Gilmore in her face
When did this happen?

>>18453524
He can't stop talking about her, half the iyo general is about Lyra

>>18454378
Who do you think I am, tranny?

>>18453538
This is what I've been saying

>>18454390
Wow you’re so angry.

>>18454422
I simply take joy in clowning on Lyra and her failures

Bump again.

>having to bump your dead general with fake replies
KWAB

>Lyra is so captivating she makes people spend their entire day thinking about her

He bumped it again :) he’s so nice.

Which one of you was this?

>>18454379
yesterday at the post live
she lost her shit and broke kayfabe, it really got into her skin.

I can't wait to find out what's next for Lyra!

I love Lyra even though her hand came out of the zip ties too early. I bet she felt bad when she got backstage and started thinking of all the other things she could've done.

>>18455358
>I bet she felt bad when she got backstage and started thinking of all the other things she could've done.
as she should. she fucked up the entire thing by sticking her own hand back into the zip tie. she shit all over the fans as well as all of the work she and becky had put into the match. all she had to do was nothing and lie there and let the heel deal with it

>>18453007 (OP)

>>18455372
The absolute state of the Iyofag.

>>18455384
>a wrestler acted retardedly and completely fucked up her match
>you MUST like this other wrestler
lyretards are about as dumb as lyra herself

Kek the absolute state of the Iyofag.

kek the absolute state of the lyretard

>>18455440
This tranny in particular spends his life bumping this general, talking to himself, and spamming every other thread about any women more over than his favorite worthless bitch
He's been trying his hardest to antagonize every brand of simp against each other but he's such a nutcase he hasn't noticed there are like 30 people here and he sticks out like a sore thumb
So yeah these days he's convinced everybody shitting on this soulless corporate botch machine is a iyofag, next week it will be Vaquer or Rhea, who gives a shit, he's mental
This is why nobody likes this bitch kek not only does she suck but she has the worst simps

>>18455537
but enough about the IYO SKY general

>>18455548
At least there are a couple different schizos in this one and most of them are pleasant fellows as far as simps go
You're just a braindead lolcow

Why doesn't Zelina Vega make people on here as angry as Lyra does? The audiences were way quieter during Zelina's reign with the championship than Lyra's. And I don't say that to put down Zelina but it's just true.

>>18455537
kirdblt

>>18455524
>>18455537
>>18455440
Kek he’s talking to himself.

>>18455591
Because zelina didn’t beat iyo once. That’s really it. zelina would be getting the same treatment plus with Aleister back it would’ve been “haha she sucked his dick and now she gets a belt wow”

>>18455591
zelina has been around for a while and was at least vaguely over for some time (holding the belt made her less over kwab), people didn't mind seeing her get a pity run even if it was shit
the hog getting the most forced push of all time despite not being over at all was the key factor here

>>18455600
>Kek he’s talking to himself.
Every Lyra general summed up in five words

>>18455548
>>18455599
>>18455600
Look at this fucking sack of shit lol
Literally spends 14 hours a day posting some variation of that every time someone shits on this piece of shit bitch and her piece of shit general lol
>I'll defend your honor ma'am
Hahahaha

>>18455614
The only people who wanted a zelina run were Dakota fans. Stop pretending anyone gave a shit just because you’re mad over iyo losing.

>>18455659
Didn’t you say your job was defending iyo here?

>>18455372
Signs of a jabronie who don't know when to sell. Tragic truly

>>18455698
No, I know it's really hard for you to get but I'll try to make it clear: not everybody who shits on your dimeless bitch, her failed push and your incessant spam is the same fucking person
I don't give a fuck about Iyo, but I want Lyra off my screen and you off my board

>>18453007 (OP)
Me behind them in that position, in my bed ofc

LJ Cleary watching the match last night

>>18455683
i'm simply telling you why it did not evoke the same reaction, don't seethe because nobody wanted to see your dimeless irish pig bitch get forced into everybody's face

>>18455730
Even a lesbian ryona bondage match couldn't get Lyra over. She didn't even win after that meltdown. Get this dimeless jabroni off my TV screen.

>>18455746
Kek gotcha Iyofag.

>>18455746
What is this strange compulsion to argue for hours every week with Lyra Valkyria fans trying to convince them that no one likes Lyra Valkyria?

>>18455743
How do Lyra and Becky have enough pull back stage to get him a WWE tryout? Does Becky really make that much money for them?

>>18455761
It's a tryout, so it probably wasn't all that hard to get when they push Lyra so hard for being their perfect little corporate pet
Now if they take the shitter and keep pushing Lyra, then you know they all sacrifice kids to moloch in pizza parlors or some shit

>>18455591
Zelina only got a pity belt and we knew it wouldn't last. Zelina is actually uglier than Lyra and botches even worse than Birb. The difference is we were never subjected to terrible 20 minute Zelina matches and segments every week and Zelina didn't get booked as the Zelinaverse with all the top faces and geels feuding with Zelina trying to get her over.

>>18455778
>Cleary started his excursion in Japan with Pro Wrestling Noah, making his debut at NOAH Monday Magic #1 on October 9, 2023, where he teamed up with Ryohei Oiwa in a losing effort against Good Looking Guys (Anthony Greene and Jake Lee). After the bout, Cleary was presented as Good Looking Guys' stable's newest member

Surely it was an ironic joke that TJ's stable was called the Good Looking Guys. Is Seth being HHH's favorite enough political pull to allow Seth's wife to do whatever she wants and give 4 month long rocket pushes to dimeless jabronis like Lyra? Becky is writing these promos and booking these matches herself- it's almost like she's trying to destroy and bury Lyra while pretending she's trying to help.

>>18455821
Yeah I have honestly no idea what's going on here because the push lasted forever and I don't understand what they saw that even made them greenlight the idea in the first place
Either Becky used up all her political capital because she saw herself in that girl or they all wanted to have a Vince-style giggle at watching her flounder, I have no idea, my best bet is that she's the closest thing to a pure performance center product they had and they wanted to get her on the big stage right as they were moving up their best outside prospects from NXT like Stephanie and Giulia

>>18455788
>openly admits to thinking that Zelina is worse than Lyra in every way
>still filled with rage over the fact that Lyra exists and that people like her
What medications are you taking?

>>18455869
Not him but if you think this post is filled with rage you fucking need medication lmao
Anyway, not only do you have a hard time reading emotions, you have a hard time reading at all because his main point is that Lyra is aggressively pushed in a way that Zelina never was, at the expense of obviously more talented people.
Forced promo segments that were awful, PPV length matches on tv every week, forced interactions with people much higher than her on the card that sucked
Nobody likes Lyra. That much screentime pisses everybody. Your spam makes everything worse.

>>18455898
>at the expense of obviously more talented people
There it is. She beat your waifu and you're still mad about it.

>>18455931
Ah yeah it's been 3 seconds since you last pretended everyone is an iyofag
I'll tell you what fucktard, I would watch literally anybody on the roster, male, female, they can even bring in a troon for all I care, instead of this bitch and her lifeless segments
Anybody would do better, even the cook

>>18455952

>>18453007 (OP)
why does this buried midcarder gets her own general?

Lyra is broken and the crowd is indifferent to her. How would you fantasy book Lyra to get her over, either as a heel or face?

>>18455994
looks like the short fat home invader from home alone

>>18455931
Nta. You keep accusing me of being a butthurt Iyofag too. I don't like Iyo, Lyra or Zelina. If anything I'm a Sol Ruca fag and my wrestling waifu is Stacy Keibler. Lyra just sucks but if she didn't get 20 minute segments every week I wouldn't mind her so much. The forced push that never ends is what's leading me to hate her.

>>18456059
Joe Pesci? Kek

why did michael cole say becky felt like juan soto in a match with two people from ireland who dont know who juan soto is

I miss this

>>18456098
cause hes in new york and a baseball fan and was too dumb to realize she was doing a golf swing (you know after being in happy gilmore 2). you can tell someone corrected him in his headset after that

Damn, Iyoschizo really is mad about Lyra earning the J-word pass

>>18456098
>>18456275
He's also a big fan of the team Soto plays for and likely wanted to pop himself without really thinking it through

>>18456081
Lyra is just a dogshit wrestler. Her fan (singular) cannot understand that because he has an ugly woman fetish and severe schizophrenia so anybody who criticizes her is the same person in his demented mind.

it's crazy to me how desperately he wants to convince others that Lyra isn't over and everyone is indifferent to her when she's been getting great reactions

>>18453007 (OP)
Anyone got the golf swing prep Becky was doing? That was hot af with her ass popping up.

>>18456731
It's very weird and I've never seen anything quite like it for as long as I've been a wrestling fan.

>>18456681
She is ugly but can atleast do some moves- unfortunately that's the only thing she can do. She can't promo. She can't connect with the crowd. She can't improv or go off script. She doesn't understand psychology or basic storytelling. She's like a zero charisma autistic retard who can only do wrestling moves but falls apart as soon as anything goes off script.

She never explains her Morrigan bird gimmick either. It had potential to be cool but she makes it lame. If she's a Morrigan worshiper, her bird wings should be black like a crow and her promos and backstage segments should involve celtic witchcraft and shit. Instead she comes out in bright rainbow colors like a Brazilian carnival dancer, then takes off the wings, and nothing about her Morrigan worshiper gimmick ever comes up in her ringwork or promos. What's even the point of her bird lady gimmick if she never explains or talks about it. Everything about Lyra's presentation is stupid.

>>18456921
She's been on TV for over a year and all I know about her is she is a bird from Ireland that likes Becky Lynch. Her character hasn't evolved at all and that's on her. She gets more promo time than 99% of the women's roster.

>>18456921
>>18456959
You know more than me kek. I just like her thighs.

>>18456959
Is she writing her own promos, or reciting scripts Becky writes for her word for word? I think Lyra sucks but this is ultimately on Becko for booking her this way.

>>18456921
idk why they want her to do these long 2015 Roman Reigns promos about Becky stompers and shit, I feel like even good talkers can rarely pull that off. I guess they expect all talent to do that sorta thing now

>>18456978
I think a lot of it has to do with the Irish accent being antidimes when it's a woman. It's just terrible to listen to an Irish woman. Conor McGregor and Sheamus are dimes on the mic but Lyra and Becky are annoying and I think people naturally tune out when they talk. This is probably why alcoholism and domestic violence rates are sky high in Ireland.

>>18456991
Becky isn't booking shit. The most Becky got away with was asking to work with Lyra. Lyra just failed to deliver on what creative gave her which was a megapush as far as women go. It's on her for not getting over. She is a professional wrestler. It's her job.

>>18457007
You aren't wrong, they stutter and slur their words. Same with Nikki Cross and her Scottish accent. That's why they always get what chants

>>18457027
Who is responsible for the Lyraverse and Lyra push? Who is responsible for Lyra getting 20 minute segments every week?

>>18454510
that was me btw, me and my fat 5 incher!

>>18457030
which is sad really because girls with scottish and irish accents are cute and if they could just talk like themselves itd be even cuter

>>18457007
Whenever Lyra gives a promo, she sounds like she's whining and complaining. I have no idea how she graduated the performance center and got this undeserved main roster push.

>>18457053
Irl they are cute, it doesn't work in pro wrestling when you can't even understand what they're saying

>they're still mad
Holy shit

coom

>>18457376
they're just gonna samefag and repeat the same 3 things they've said over and over again with different wording hoping we'll believe them. never have I ever seen such a desperate attempt to make a person that got cheers seem like they didn't

>>18457381
If I love Lyra, why do I want to do this to her?

>>18457381
Lyras face when I go BLUBLUBLUBLUBLU in her ass

>>18457395
The only cheers she gets are woos for her entry theme. The crowd was doing a Mexican wave they were so bored of her summerslam match.

>>18457809
Incorrect. There were many instances of the crowd cheering for Lyra specifically during the match.

>>18456921
>>18456959
I'll say this again, being tied to Becky Lynch RUINED her character as of now, and she has to stay as far as possible from her to re-invent herself back as a heel.
Becky literally used her and Bailey as Jannety to Her Michaels just for a fucking belt

birb tonight?

brb

Lyra looked like she came straight from a coffee date to RAW

>>18460404
That was a super cringe segment

>>18460404
Poor Bayley

>>18461526
Heel look?

*steals your tv time*
Thank you Based Nikkisawa

>xhe is reduced to pretending to like Shitti Bella
kek

>>18461915
No Nikki hate but that’s his new schtick. He seethed about Nikki when iyo gushed over her and now suddenly pretends to like her because of Becky. He did this with Stephanie and Liv.

>>18457809
Lyra is not boring. What it's boring is getting booked to the same 2 wrestlers for 4 months, with no progress, no changes, the same boring plot and promos. Lyra can be a great contender, as proven in Evolution.

>>18458164
I agree. I fucking hate Becky Hogan. Becky is worse than B-Fab.

>Catching up with Summerslam
>Find out about Lyra losing
>Check the salt mines in previous threads
>Find this post
>>18446011
I guess the AEWtist called wheels really lurks here, how do you guys feel about sharing the general with him?
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/accusation/

>hoggers is having a melty over Nikki Bella now
Lmao working yourself into having to be a lyra fan must be awful.

>>18462002
What happened now? I'm catching on

>>18461994
that phrase has nothing to do with hogwheels. Touch grass holy shit

>>18462024
Click the threads where those posts are featured in the archive search, now check the shitstorms made by 1 guy in those threads
>Same posting style
>Same images used like the projector and those posts pics
>Same filenames
He is a shoot retard and can't help himself to repeat the same phrases

>>18461994
The entire bird thread is literally him talking to himself when we aren't in here shitting on birb and causing him to meltdown.
>>18462013
Nikki is Becky's new opp and had a banger promo segment with her.

>>18462064
>>Same posting style
>>Same images used like the projector and those posts pics
>>Same filenames
This sounds exactly like the guy (singular) that trolls these threads thougbeit

>>18462064
It's not a phrase that's unique to your boogeyman. Once again, touch grass.

>>18462064
I thought you were lying but this is some pretty concrete proof. Wtf is wrong with him?

>>18461957
Calling heer Becky hogan is a insult to Brother HH.
She is literally Jeff Jarett at TNA Now

>>18462086
>>18462094
I mean I don't know about the other guy I just came here but ctrl f confession and admission in the link to filter them a little better and you will see

>>18462103
Those are common words.

>>18462097
Yup that's what i was trying to showcase, the projector pic is a giveaway

Reminder only one thread was caught faking discussion and it wasn't this one.
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/17811013/#17820575

>>18462097
HW confirmed for birbschizo

>>18462108
But in the same sentence, in multiple threads, with same pics that the AEWtist and filenames use?

>>18462097
Even has one of his patented murked posts

>>18462131
>with same pics and filenames that the AEWtist uses?
Fixed

>>18462097
Yeah that's definitely wheels. I wish I could say I can't believe he's been samefagging the bird thread for months but we all know that's all he does on here.

>>18462116
He tried to blame this on birbchads IIRC

Most of the proof he posts is legit nothing. I’m so confused as to why he thinks this is something worth going “gotcha” over.

Stop watching WWE. Break free.

>>18462169
Fuck off retard.

>>18462156
I remember the falseflagger melting down like a bitch when the kairi thread went through his reddit account that he doxxed like a retard. That shit was funny as fuck.

>>18462097
Well the blatant Iyo vs Lyra spam all over the board pretty much gave it away anyway, birbfags were the only ones in denial about the topic

>>18462186
lol still clinging to that lameass defence
one of your thread is a certified weirdo that was faking discussion, just get over it

>>18462186
Kek that dork did not think that through

>>18462116
he's already getting more agitated that you linked this btw

>>18462205
Buried

>>18462194
It's crazy how he does this shit 24 hours a day. I guess you don't have to sleep when only half of your body works.

>Deflecting with Kairischizo
Kek, I remember this embarrassment but still won't erase the AEWtist from posting here, you are stuck with him birbies.

Stop watching WWE. Break free. YOu don't have to support rape and sex trafficking.

>>18462246
>hogwheels deflecting after getting mogged by bitchtits again
Must be a day that ends in y.

>>18462205
Kek what a loser.

>>18462155
>samefagging the birdthread for months
He only keeps it going because an Iyobro made fun of lyra for not having a general. He seethed about it and started his hugbox like a retard. Most of these threads are void of any actual discussion and contain single word bumps like any thread he keeps going for weeks.

>>18462155
>samefagging the bird thread for months
You're doing that this very moment thoughbeit.

>>18462257
I'm not bt, and never interacted with him, but when wheels interacts with anyone is so easy to spot him

>>18462283
I don't think bt exists. It's just whoever is making fun of vert at the time. He isn't very smart so it's easy to catch him slipping. You can make a thread mocking AEW or birb at any time of the day and he will be seething in it in a matter of minutes. I don't know why he spends so much time here. Maybe he is too poor to have other hobbies.

>>18462070
Nikki Bella is actually a talented pro wrestler and despite her bogged face has charisma too.

>>18460404
Why are they still giving Lyra TV time? Absolutely NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER

>I hate waifu threads
>I will spend my time in threads I hate while seething
kek

>>18462296
Well that's sad, but yeah he says that bt thing to everyone

>>18462296
Rovert is the pro-AEW/anti-WWE spammer. BT is the pro-WWE/anti-AEW spammer. Both of them keep their threads necrobumped for as long as possible and samefag stuff like "this one got e-drones oinkin" "hogcord hates this one" etc.

That's assuming they're not bot Carter being the biggest autist on all of 4chan like he demonstrably was when /asp/ was around. But people aren't prepared for that conversation

>>18462332
*not both Carter
GMS to myself

>>18461994
Jesus.

Lyramania is running wild

>>18462397
I don't think I've ever seen a melty of this magnitude on here before. Dude has been shitting up our thread for like the past week and gets progressively more unhinged

>>18462439
I've never seen anything like it. I think he has a crush on Lyra but he's embarrassed to admit it.

>>18453007 (OP)
What is this cringy ass Redditor OP?
You type like a fag and your shits all retarded

>>18462332
If it is carter I would ask he use his autism for some good and get the finna filter brought back.

>bubblin in dublin
Based Nikki worked this retarded reddit thread into a shoot

KWAB

stop watching wwe

>>18463090
I'll never watch AEW. Good for those who like it, but it's just not for people like me.

>>18463384
>people like me.
pedophiles?

>>18462332
>>18462492
It's absolutely Carter and he is still the saddest faggot on the entire internet. Keep in mind, he only shits up this board cause his bullshit doesn't get over on any other boards.

>>18463397
You.

>>18463996
He shits up this board for the same reason every other schizo ends up here, because you can't get permabanned on 4chan just for being an annoying retard like you will on literally any other forum

>>18464148
gonna cry you sissy fascist homo? Go to reddit and cry if you want censorship and jannies to coddle you.

>>18464154
Not remotely what I said but I seemed to have hit a sensitive topic.

>>18464154
Sup Carter? How is your obesity these days?

its over for lyra. she just can't fly w/ the big birds

>>18460404
Bayley looking hot af lately

>>18464446
What the fuck is this???? Why is WWE fille dwith rapists and sex pests? THis is bullshit!

>>18464446
jesus christ lmao

>>18464446
this has skit vibes to it but the fact that i can't tell for sure makes it fucking insane