Good lord

I had a black girlfriend once. It's not worth it. You can't say certain words around them. Hell.

I fucking love black women, bros

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>"black girlfriend"
see there's your first mistake. "Hey it's my BLACK. GIRL. FRIEND."
You established the relationship like a pencil neck geek. Oh oh you're so lucky have such a "rare" treat *wipes sweat off of forehead*.
Hol up, a girlfriend? and a black one at that? WOW, that's not something a BILLION people already have.... baka.

Listen up, mofucka... You don't get yourself a "black girlfriend", you HAVE yourself a NIGGA BITCH.

Think a nigga bitch is gon give too shits about you saying slurs and shit, while you sucking those milkers and giving her that vanilla magic?
nah man, she'll think it's cool and fun, as long as you don't turn around and go
>"ah geeze, Yolanda, I'm so sorry, oh gosh oh gosh, for saying the contemporary version of the old Spanish word for the color black".
Women, regardless of color scheme, will "stand by they man" if the man isn't a BITCH. Stop being a bitch.

NOOO HAND! STOP! WE CAN'T DO THIS HERE