Thread 18455512

How hard are you going to mark out when the Cenaster shows up in Casa Bonita for AEW tapings in about 6 (six) months when his film career flops entirely?

>>18455512 (OP)
I am very surprised that WBD haven't figured out a way to make John Cena wrestle for AEW while being the Peacemaker (who has proven will be the lynchpin of DC Studios.) Ted Turner made Hogan go to WCW to get a TV show and WB is letting John make money for competitors.

>>18455628
WBD is just as incompetent as Tony and aew

>>18455628
I popped when big match John showed up in superman

>>18455512 (OP)
The last thing any WWE Superstar wants to be is Edge 2.0

>>18455647
Edge doesn't even want to be Edge anymore

>>18455512 (OP)
>"Welcome to AEW Tacomania, jack! I'll be your server, Juan Cena. Tonight's special is "Tranny Tacos" and 8 dollar Fag-aritas. The owner and my new boss offers this free appetizer: Hangtran Nachitos. They're like regular nachos but instead of cheese, they use mutilated privates of little children. Also, pets are allowed but my boss, Mr. Kahn, needs to suck them all off first."

>>18455798
Absolutely seething

Im not going to lie I would mark the fuck out for Cena vs Omega and Cena vs Okada and I don't care if im the biggest and most retarded mark on earth for that

>>18455512 (OP)
Cena isn't a mark. He isn't going to join AEW so he can have hecking dream matcherinos with a bunch of dimeless shitters and he doesn't need the money, either. AEW is beneath a man of his stature quite frankly.

>>18455512 (OP)
>when his film career flops entirely?
Not happening his a pernament part of the gunnverse and over with James Gunn, he's getting 3 more seasons, another suicide squad movie, and cameos in all other gunnverse projects.

>>18455805
>bubblin'
>boilin'
>bitch

>>18455858
>Cena vs Okada
Would've been sick 8 years ago, idk about now.

>>18457295
back the people were fantasy booking Cena vs Tanahashi