Thread 18456286

Meet and Greet edition

(The Captain had a meet and greet where she looked extremely CUTE and dangerously SEXO. With Judgement Day out of the way, the Kabuki Warriors are sure to have their sights set on the Bliss and Charles and those women's tag titles. We will find out tonight on Monday Night 'ri.)

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Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18456286 (OP)
Kairi is cute

>>18456286 (OP)
>Previous: >> 18409309
You fail at linking

>>18456286 (OP)
Lyra is cute

>>18456298
MANY are saying this!

Sorry about the Iyofag falseflagging.

Pirates can fly

>>18456286 (OP)
Kairi looks hot as fuck here

>>18456317
AJ is the only man that Kairi would let her boost her like that because he'd be touching her lady parts, but he'd take no sexual gratification from is because he does not give in to the sins of the flesh due to the strength of his Christian faith and that made her comfortable enough to go forward with the spot.

>>18456286 (OP)
Always SEXO
And based op

>>18456317
Based 'ri

Kairi was reportedly late to her meet and greet because she was at church. What a God fearing cutie!

Kairi's beautiful anus

>>18456556
Nice

>>18456556
She has literally never pooped. She teleports her poop into the shoes of unsuspecting anti's using pirate magic.

>>18456286 (OP)
This is a very cute 'ri

>>18456298
>>18456308
nah

Is Kairi gonna be on tv tonight? I need to see the Captain! I think it's time to put the IC title on her now that PCT is finally finished.

>>18456317
Raquel has way better chemistry with kairi than with chuck
>>18456553
based

>>18457757
I hope so, i need my Monday Night 'ri dosis

>>18458191
Lit

I'm happy somebody gave 'ri her flowers

bitch turns 37 next month, I have to put a baby in her asap

>>18457757
Goofy ass

>>18459433
Get in line pal!

>>18459433
You don't even know how to sail! Kairi wants a real pirate boyfriend like me!

>>18458191
>show starts with 24 mins of zest
good thing I intentionally started watching late, skippa skippa

>>18460018
Seth looked like a homosexual inspector gadget tonight

>>18460038
top keke

Kairi on raw!

>>18460090
She looked extremely CUTE

Tension between Iyo and the Kabukis?

>>18460137
Not yet... Iyo keeps dabbing on Rhea. It's hilarious

>>18460230
Love beanie 'ri

>>18460230
Mmmmm....bare shoulders everywhere

>>18460230
cute

>started watching late
>24 mins of zesty shit
>Shemus vs a dimeless cuck
>Waller, dressed as a homo for some reason vs a shitter who needs to be deported and is shoot worse inna ring than jade
god this raw is ass so far

>>18460230
'ri speaking Japanese is so HOT
Also Rhea spanking this three

>>18460137
More like Iyo and Asuka because she's gotten too friendly with Rhea and Kairi will be caught in the middle.

>>18460726
Asuka just doesn't like IYO in kayfabe in general. Pretty sure in Kayfabe Asuka only likes Kairi and she only likes Kairi because Kairi isn't a main eventer

>>18460643
Kek 'ri watching Rhea' s hands

>>18459433
it's too late already. By 34 the babies already come out retarded

>>18460862
'ri was ready to slap the shoe polish off her lips.

>>18460862
They really need to stop putting non-asian women on tv

>>18460862
imagine the moon boots

>>18461927
those pants

>>18461927
Yum and it's very cute she wears all those bracelets little kids make for her.

>>18461927
>dousing Kairi's tummy with my man mustard.

Bruh

>>18461927
>>18461988
HOLY yummula
'ri is a very SEXO player

>>18461988
That's as good as it gets

'ri

>>18461988
I’m sorry are there people who think iyo is hotter than this? Need to cum.

>>18462234
Iyo is hot but not hotter than 'ri. Iyo is just a better wrestler than 'ri.

>>18461988
Dangerously sexo

>>18462234
Depends on my mood. Both 10s

>>18461927
>>18461988
>>18462104
She looks very fully figured, she's worked really hard on her body and it's paying off
I would not pull out

>>18462230
I love 'ri

Lewd player

>>18462488
I wish we could get a singles push but it looks like we're getting KW vs Rhiyo if Iyo doesn't win the title next week which I doubt she will.

Kitty 'ri

>>18462522
>>18462533
>>18462543
>>18462547
>>18462570
What makes Japanese women so fucking perfect

>>18462579
That they're kinda ugly

>>18462579
I dunno but God was really cooking when he made em

>>18461927
Is this a Jojo reference?

>>18462640
Probably not, I doubt Kairi sits around and watches much animu. She is too focused on the latest fashion and being cute.

>>18462657
She's had anime references in her ring gear before. Orichimaru and the spider clan from Kimetsu no Yaiba comes to mind.

>>18462668
I don't watch anime so I wouldn't know. I believe you though bro. Have a Christian 'ri on me.

>>18462735
Kek, what a church going girl! Memes aside, wasn't there always this huge fight in these threads whenever someone called Kairi a Christian until recently?

>>18462774
There is a biography about her somewhere that states she was born into a Christian household. I don't have the screenshot but it gets posted in here sometimes.

>>18462779
a fake bio someone made using AI

'nana ri?

>>18463273
>>18462779
why would grok lie?

>>18462774
that's auska schizo. it was literally 1 guy maybe 2 who normally hang out in kabuki who flip out over it and I don't know why he get's so fucking mad. he used to come to this thread and get pissed, even though I'm pretty sure he's the same guy who gets pissy about fucking everything in kaubki. one time I made a christian thread after IYO went to that church and he spurged out until he got banned for spamming. it was funny

was gunna bump IYO but realized it's over the limit. Slidy boy is probably going to get it

actually come to think of it, idk why we have different rules than /vt/.
On /vt/ you only get to post 1 thread per hour (it was half hour at one point) and people don't make new until the old literally falls off the board

>>18462234
They have different types of appeal, but would love to be in a highly physical sexual relationship with them both. And please don't pin them against each other. That would make Kairi sad.

>>18463653
>>18463665
>>18463670
I wonder if everyone else got drunk as a skunk at Xia's birthday party, but Kairi sat at the table drinking Coke Zero's all night?

>>18464795
cook 'ri?

>>18456286 (OP)
Very sexy player

>>18463653
>>18463665
>>18463661
>>18463670
Our Captain is beautiful

>>18464795
Is there any maid 'ri out there? Wish we have maid 'ri

seems someone got upset about the christian 'ri lore. I wonder who could have gotten so upset

>>18464288
Maybe you should’ve said something to the Iyofag who laughed at you guys having a thread that died at 145 posts instead of going “uhh please don’t be mean because you said kairi is sexy.”

>>18465347
Hmmmm sounds like the kind of guy to wear a undersized hat

>>18465393
I bet you are correct. how very odd I was notified of it so rapidly when other posts are up for days or weeks

>>18465347
Kairi is the bible princess

huge melty in IYO

>>18465930
I saw that. The anti is melting down over Lyra's woo's being confirmed by grok as artificial and piped in.

>>18466091
haha, lmao really?

>>18466103
'fraid so, here is part 1

>>18466103
Part 2 where it's confirmed as piped in

>>18466128
>>18466134
getting buried in that feud is still hilarious

>>18466141
It was the only logical way to go. When is the last time you saw someone get pushed as hard as lyra did? 4 months of feuding with the biggest women's star in the history of wrestling and she accomplished nothing. Not even trying to shit on Lyra but the proof is in the pudding. She just wasn't getting over so they decided to bring Nikki in to have a total divas like feud with Becko.

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

Future is so bright she's gotta wear shades

>>18465654
As recently validated by Big Bible AJ.

>>18466644
Bible pirates

>>18466865
Based Christians

>>18467025
Strength in Christ

>>18466330
I love hype 'ri

Another thread becoming about Lyra? kek
>>18466134
That doesn't say what you think it does

Still laughing about the cave woman kwabbing herself. What was Zoey thinking?

>>18467560
Kek fuck zoeey

>>18467642
Totally her fault but the one thing Zoey was good for was taking brutal bumps. That michinoku driver Iyo gave her off the ladder and through another one was crazy. Didn't she retire after the latest knee injury?

>>18467560
Liv too, these bitches get in there with a legendary joshi like Kairi and forget how to work

>>18467801
Another of 'ri pranks

The Kawaii Warriors
https://www.instagram.com/wwe_asuka/p/DM_EcepB3qX/?hl=en

>>18466865
big bible princess
>>18466560
that looks like someone drew a dick on paper in the reflection of her glasses

>>18467025
>>18467196
amen
>>18467560
I still don't get why you would do a timing spot during Kairi's first match back

>>18467696
Zoey also has a good spring board missile drop kick

>>18468429
Love this kawaii players

>>18468622
Everyone is saying this

how are there always some fags seething in a thread within like 90 seconds of it being made, I see this on /pw/ and /k/. do guys just f5 spam the 'log all day? on /pw/ it's always 2 posts back to back which makes me think it's one guy

>>18469237
Some people never leave it seems

>>18467801
Livjeet melted down for a month over this and admitted to being from India. I haven't seen him since the big reveal

>>18469854
top kek, why would someone admit that?

>>18469878
If you make fun of India long enough they eventually snap because for some reason they are proud of that shithole.

>>18470131
kek, that's sad as fuck

'ri

>>18470250
Is CUTE

>>18470546
Many are saying this

'ri is watching you anon

>>18470948
Very sexy player

Love this players

>>18471495
We all do

>>18471495
>>18471220
>>18470546
very cute

>>18471660
What a positive player!

>>18465361
Iyo thread is an /arrrr/ ally. I suspect everyone who post here posts there too. Nobody believes this false flag nonsense.

>>18467801
This looked like some of the softest shit ever. I suspect Liv's injury is a work just like Seth's. She has to be away long enough for the Dom+Roxie romance to develop.

Keep your 'ri's safe, fellas!

>>18465138
Only the couple pics from Candy Crush

>>18472045
I definitely love Kawaiiri Sane

>>18473861
I've said this many times

>>18472045
what happened to chelsea?

>>18474371
She's jewish

>>18474662
Cute buccaneer 'ri.

>>18472010
this
>>18472024
>get kairi fake heat for an angle
lol based

Based cheese poster

Did something happen today? Board is moving fast...

>>18474779
>>18474798
Cheese may be the luckiest dog on Earth.

>>18475263
Many people are saying this

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

>>18466330
>>18475564

>>18475128
he's been trying to slid shit and flipping out in general since small in and the casa tonita thing. the only thing that happened today was ESPN bought the rights to ppvs in the US which is gay and retarded because the cock was $10 per month and ESPN is $30 per month

>>18475642
Horizontal Hojo

>>18475880
I have some good streaming sites but I like real sports so I might just pony up the 300 bucks for a year of it. They added NFL network and redzone to it today too. Thankfully, my peacock sub is up at the end of November because WWE PLEs and the occasional college football game is all I use it for.

>>18474760
>>18474779
>>18474798
>>18474803
>>18474808
Based cheese poster

>>18475564
>>18475765
Crazy 'ri

>>18476168
Based slime enthusiast

major anti melty in IYO

I'm using Kairi's theme as background music in my Dungeons & Dragons session tonight

>>18477160
are you playing as a barb or a monk to fight like kairi?

'ri & Mayu in México

'ri in México

>>18477245
I'm the DM, which is why I get to choose the music. The scene is a massive cavalry charge

Bikini 'ri in México

>>18477283
>>18477289
crazy how all those men, I assume, suck at wrestling because the only mexicans who are good at wrestling were born in America
>>18477292
is Kairi the BBEG?

>>18477534
pure strike players

>>18476813
I'm gonna go check

[Sad news]
The Kairi store was sold out again...

>>18477283
>>18477471
Dr. Wagner Jr. is based as fuck. He lost his mask a few years ago to Psycho Clown. I wonder if Kairi saw him without his mask and started having lewd thoughts about him?

>>18478329
Mere moments before Zoey KWAB'd herself.

>>18479039
I always laugh at the slow mo kip up. I love Kairi but she's not very athletic. Zoey screwed Zoey btw.

Love the 'ri player

>>18478939
Damn, is almost my birthday and i want my Kairi

>>18479522
'ri player is life

>>18479805
I say this!

>>18479795
I wish I got a 'ri for my birthday.

>>18480240
Same, preferably one in a bikini with a donut

>>18480343
I want mine with her Stardom gear and preferably with a BUSH

>>18480550
Love these hard ARRRR players

>>18478329
I still don't get why she does the shitty kip up and the alabama slam that only roxy takes right
>>18478939
oh no

>>18479023
is he better than the AAA jumping beans? all the meixcans in that show were ass, at least for the men
>>18479522
same

>>18480780
basedo

>>18480869
Indeed, Poi has influenced a lot of players

>>18480866
>>18480869
>>18480874
Kairi is pure SEXO

>>18481150
Yeah

>>18481001
Poi influences my penis

>yurocuck hours
slide's on for some reason

>>18481720
what did she mean by this?

>>18460862
>Lesbian moms disappointed her daughter brought an Aussie home

>>18481240
Cute tushy
>>18482256
Love 'ri's pussy

I love Hojo

Our Pirate Princess

>>18482256
How is sally such a fat Japanese girl?

>>18484287
>Naomi turned into a schizo after Kairi deebo'd her light up jacket
Based 'ri helping Naomi turn her career around! What a kind and thoughtful kawaii player!

>>18456286 (OP)
Stunning

>>18484287
Very cute

>>18482456
so Mio's twitter?

>>18484351
based 'ri robbing the thief

So is Iyo the second wrestler to have achieved the feat of having two concurrent general threads reach bump limit?

>>18485403
the second general hasn't hit the bump limit yet

>>18485405
but atp it's as good as done, right?

>>18485403
Kabuki did it that one time it got hijacked with the Ling Ling OP pic but Im not sure if that counts because it was the entire board laughing and one schizo losing his mind over it.

Damn board is moving fast, who is melting down this time?

>>18485922
fucking hoggers, same as always. he was in multiple other threads, professing his hate for me specifically because I said I hate yuros, lol

>>18485988
Why's he crying this time? Did NXT win again?

>>18486127
Probably still bawling because WWE secured another multi-million dollar rights deal.

>>18486127
so hard that dave is crying and making up fake numbers. Like dave is saying with max aew went from a 0.18 demo to a 0.53 demo

>>18486175
I like how Dave completely ignores NXT being available on Netflix, Roku and the CW app when shilling the made up max numbers.

>>18486202
dave doesn't own 3% of WWE, lol

>>18486217
True

>>18485417
>>18485405
>>18485579
Love gym gear 'ri

>>18487392
She's getting skronger

>>18487451
We want 'ri full muscle mommy mode or nah?

>>18487546
Nah I like smol 'ri

>>18485988
He is currently pretending to know US law and doing mental gymnastics as to why Tony won't lose the lawsuit from the ring crew guy that Moxley maimed. I wish I could say I worked him but sadly it's not my work.

>>18487699
I love smoll Japanese girls

>>18488471
All real men do

>>18488749
You finna know it

>>18488816
I do

I was grocery shopping earlier and 3 different people walked up and told me Kairi was CUTE! Must've been the sweet pirate hat I was wearing.

Big Bible IYO confirmed for real. If you watch the unreal clip where Raquel is leading the prayer circle IYO's standing right next to them next to Bianca's husband.
>why wasn't she in the circle
the circle was just Raquel leading the prayer and the girl's in the match minus naomi for some reason. Bianca's husband was standing next to IYO and he literally tweets
>God is great
every day

>>18487451
what a babyface shirt and player

>>18487714
what the fuck, is he really claiming to know US law? tiny is 100% going to settle so he doesn't need to ID who owns what percent of gayEW
>>18488471
same. Roxy is cute too

>>18489006
wow, based

>>18489083
I have no clue why a certain schizo thinks that Japanese people can't be Christians

>>18489113
truman intentionally nuked the biggest christian community in japan. but there are absolutely japanese christians. I think that fag just has a small hat or something

>>18489006
Based pirate hat owner
>>18489006
Love this players

>>18489193
>why yes I'm a Kairimaniac! How could you tell?

Today I'm officially the same age as IYO lads, going to get drunk later, with beer not rum unfortunately but post you favorite Kawaiiri, bonus for pits, POIs and IYO also welcome

>>18489217
Happy birthday kairibro

>>18489217
happy birthday

>>18489217
Aren't you the same age as her every year?

I love the kawaiiri player

Kairi can suck my dick!

>>18489540
Get outta here with that you knucklehead

>>18485579
My wife Kairi-chan has a huge ass. Huge!

>>18489370
Godammit I can't believe how we were bitching back in the day about /arrrr/ gal's booking being shit and them being stuck in a faction with Bailey. Damage CTRL times were the best.

>>18489006
I live in one of the few parts of the world where it is socially acceptable to wear a cowboy hat. So I do. But wearing a Pirate hat? That's next level hattery.

>>18489392
Kek your right

>>18489392
lmao
>>18489682
he lives in a city with boats

>>18489229
>>18489283
Thanks lads

>>18489645
I love 'ri's cute & hot butt

>>18489217
happy birthday anon!

>>18490653
Has Kairi ever done nudity in Japan

>>18489672
They really were

>>18490940
I love seeing Kairi ham it up for the camera.

>>18490940
Yet another 'ri moment that got meme'd to hell and back
https://youtube.com/shorts/glgDISIvN0Y
What an absolute dime machine!

>>18491362
that was some fan's phone
>>18491204
if she has no one has posted it

>>18491929
What anti-thread?

>>18492099
IYO anti, he bumped a thread for 2 weeks then made another, both got deleted and now he is ban evading and made a third

>>18492151
Kek if you open one of those threads it's literally two weeks worth of one word replies. I don't think any actual iyobros take the bait anymore so it's just hoggers samepigging for 2 weeks. He's kinda just working himself when you think about it.

>>18492185
there were something like 6 images in 270 posts. he really worked himself

>>18492231
Lol what a waste of time

damn, slidy boy is goin at it

>>18492527
He's still seething over losing to NXT again

>>18492527
'ri is fast

>>18492927
Wish a 'ri would land on me

>>18492927
I think Kairi is kinda a shitter but this team up with big bible AJ was super wholesome

>>18493237
>I think Kairi is kinda a shitter
Common misconception, 'ri holds back a lot of her power level to not make the other girls look bad. She's quite literally ranked as the 75th greatest pro wrestler in history.

>>18492875
that's every week though
>>18492927
like sanic

>>18493651
Truly one of the GOATs

>>18494295
Mega kawaii player

The Captain of kino

>>18495403
>kwab's riv
celebrates

>>18495675
The Captain knows how to send the crowd home happy

>>18491486
But she knew the camera was live, so she played up to it like a theater kid would.

>>18456286 (OP)
Why does this Chinamen keep hurting our white queens?

>3 minutes since last post
>already page 2
Why is hoggers trying slide again?

>>18495949
I keep the Kairi thread pinned. It makes it easier to find when wheels be a slidin'

>>18495982
'ri should ALWAYS be on page 1! Anything else is unacceptable! Unacceptable!

>>18495998
Agreed

NEW THREAD
>>18496095
>>18496095

Kairi is cute

Kairi is the GOAT