Meet and Greet edition
(The Captain had a meet and greet where she looked extremely CUTE and dangerously SEXO. With Judgement Day out of the way, the Kabuki Warriors are sure to have their sights set on the Bliss and Charles and those women's tag titles. We will find out tonight on Monday Night 'ri.)
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Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share
Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09
Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official
Sorry about the Iyofag falseflagging.
>>18456286 (OP)Kairi looks hot as fuck here
>>18456317AJ is the only man that Kairi would let her boost her like that because he'd be touching her lady parts, but he'd take no sexual gratification from is because he does not give in to the sins of the flesh due to the strength of his Christian faith and that made her comfortable enough to go forward with the spot.
Kairi was reportedly late to her meet and greet because she was at church. What a God fearing cutie!
>>18456556She has literally never pooped. She teleports her poop into the shoes of unsuspecting anti's using pirate magic.
Is Kairi gonna be on tv tonight? I need to see the Captain! I think it's time to put the IC title on her now that PCT is finally finished.
>>18456317Raquel has way better chemistry with kairi than with chuck
>>18456553based
>>18457757I hope so, i need my Monday Night 'ri dosis
I'm happy somebody gave 'ri her flowers
bitch turns 37 next month, I have to put a baby in her asap
>>18459433You don't even know how to sail! Kairi wants a real pirate boyfriend like me!
>>18458191>show starts with 24 mins of zestgood thing I intentionally started watching late, skippa skippa
>>18460018Seth looked like a homosexual inspector gadget tonight
>>18460090She looked extremely CUTE
Tension between Iyo and the Kabukis?
>>18460137Not yet... Iyo keeps dabbing on Rhea. It's hilarious
>>18460230Mmmmm....bare shoulders everywhere
>started watching late
>24 mins of zesty shit
>Shemus vs a dimeless cuck
>Waller, dressed as a homo for some reason vs a shitter who needs to be deported and is shoot worse inna ring than jade
god this raw is ass so far
>>18460230'ri speaking Japanese is so HOT
Also Rhea spanking this three
>>18460137More like Iyo and Asuka because she's gotten too friendly with Rhea and Kairi will be caught in the middle.
>>18460726Asuka just doesn't like IYO in kayfabe in general. Pretty sure in Kayfabe Asuka only likes Kairi and she only likes Kairi because Kairi isn't a main eventer
>>18460643Kek 'ri watching Rhea' s hands
>>18459433it's too late already. By 34 the babies already come out retarded
>>18460862'ri was ready to slap the shoe polish off her lips.
>>18460862They really need to stop putting non-asian women on tv
>>18461927Yum and it's very cute she wears all those bracelets little kids make for her.
>>18461927>>18461988HOLY yummula
'ri is a very SEXO player
>>18461988That's as good as it gets
>>18461988I’m sorry are there people who think iyo is hotter than this? Need to cum.
>>18462234Iyo is hot but not hotter than 'ri. Iyo is just a better wrestler than 'ri.
>>18462234Depends on my mood. Both 10s
>>18461927>>18461988>>18462104She looks very fully figured, she's worked really hard on her body and it's paying off
I would not pull out
>>18462488I wish we could get a singles push but it looks like we're getting KW vs Rhiyo if Iyo doesn't win the title next week which I doubt she will.
>>18462579I dunno but God was really cooking when he made em
>>18461927Is this a Jojo reference?
>>18462640Probably not, I doubt Kairi sits around and watches much animu. She is too focused on the latest fashion and being cute.
>>18462657She's had anime references in her ring gear before. Orichimaru and the spider clan from Kimetsu no Yaiba comes to mind.
>>18462668I don't watch anime so I wouldn't know. I believe you though bro. Have a Christian 'ri on me.
>>18462735Kek, what a church going girl! Memes aside, wasn't there always this huge fight in these threads whenever someone called Kairi a Christian until recently?
>>18462774There is a biography about her somewhere that states she was born into a Christian household. I don't have the screenshot but it gets posted in here sometimes.
>>18462779a fake bio someone made using AI
https://x.com/NeitroV/status/1952546490335003124/
>>18462774that's auska schizo. it was literally 1 guy maybe 2 who normally hang out in kabuki who flip out over it and I don't know why he get's so fucking mad. he used to come to this thread and get pissed, even though I'm pretty sure he's the same guy who gets pissy about fucking everything in kaubki. one time I made a christian thread after IYO went to that church and he spurged out until he got banned for spamming. it was funny
was gunna bump IYO but realized it's over the limit. Slidy boy is probably going to get it
actually come to think of it, idk why we have different rules than /vt/.
On /vt/ you only get to post 1 thread per hour (it was half hour at one point) and people don't make new until the old literally falls off the board
>>18462234They have different types of appeal, but would love to be in a highly physical sexual relationship with them both. And please don't pin them against each other. That would make Kairi sad.
>>18463653>>18463665>>18463670I wonder if everyone else got drunk as a skunk at Xia's birthday party, but Kairi sat at the table drinking Coke Zero's all night?
>>18464795Is there any maid 'ri out there? Wish we have maid 'ri
seems someone got upset about the christian 'ri lore. I wonder who could have gotten so upset
>>18464288Maybe you should’ve said something to the Iyofag who laughed at you guys having a thread that died at 145 posts instead of going “uhh please don’t be mean because you said kairi is sexy.”
>>18465347Hmmmm sounds like the kind of guy to wear a undersized hat
kairi
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>>18465393I bet you are correct. how very odd I was notified of it so rapidly when other posts are up for days or weeks
>>18465347Kairi is the bible princess
>>18465930I saw that. The anti is melting down over Lyra's woo's being confirmed by grok as artificial and piped in.
>>18466103'fraid so, here is part 1
>>18466103Part 2 where it's confirmed as piped in
>>18466128>>18466134getting buried in that feud is still hilarious
>>18466141It was the only logical way to go. When is the last time you saw someone get pushed as hard as lyra did? 4 months of feuding with the biggest women's star in the history of wrestling and she accomplished nothing. Not even trying to shit on Lyra but the proof is in the pudding. She just wasn't getting over so they decided to bring Nikki in to have a total divas like feud with Becko.
Future is so bright she's gotta wear shades
>>18465654As recently validated by Big Bible AJ.
Another thread becoming about Lyra? kek
>>18466134That doesn't say what you think it does
Still laughing about the cave woman kwabbing herself. What was Zoey thinking?
>>18467642Totally her fault but the one thing Zoey was good for was taking brutal bumps. That michinoku driver Iyo gave her off the ladder and through another one was crazy. Didn't she retire after the latest knee injury?
>>18467560Liv too, these bitches get in there with a legendary joshi like Kairi and forget how to work
The Kawaii Warriors
https://www.instagram.com/wwe_asuka/p/DM_EcepB3qX/?hl=en
>>18466865big bible princess
>>18466560that looks like someone drew a dick on paper in the reflection of her glasses
>>18467025>>18467196amen
>>18467560I still don't get why you would do a timing spot during Kairi's first match back
>>18467696Zoey also has a good spring board missile drop kick
how are there always some fags seething in a thread within like 90 seconds of it being made, I see this on /pw/ and /k/. do guys just f5 spam the 'log all day? on /pw/ it's always 2 posts back to back which makes me think it's one guy
>>18469237Some people never leave it seems
>>18467801Livjeet melted down for a month over this and admitted to being from India. I haven't seen him since the big reveal
>>18469854top kek, why would someone admit that?
>>18469878If you make fun of India long enough they eventually snap because for some reason they are proud of that shithole.
>>18465361Iyo thread is an /arrrr/ ally. I suspect everyone who post here posts there too. Nobody believes this false flag nonsense.
>>18467801This looked like some of the softest shit ever. I suspect Liv's injury is a work just like Seth's. She has to be away long enough for the Dom+Roxie romance to develop.
Keep your 'ri's safe, fellas!
kh115
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>>18465138Only the couple pics from Candy Crush
>>18472045I definitely love Kawaiiri Sane
>>18473861I've said this many times
>>18472045what happened to chelsea?
Did something happen today? Board is moving fast...
>>18474779>>18474798Cheese may be the luckiest dog on Earth.
>>18475263Many people are saying this
>>18475128he's been trying to slid shit and flipping out in general since small in and the casa tonita thing. the only thing that happened today was ESPN bought the rights to ppvs in the US which is gay and retarded because the cock was $10 per month and ESPN is $30 per month
>>18475880I have some good streaming sites but I like real sports so I might just pony up the 300 bucks for a year of it. They added NFL network and redzone to it today too. Thankfully, my peacock sub is up at the end of November because WWE PLEs and the occasional college football game is all I use it for.
I'm using Kairi's theme as background music in my Dungeons & Dragons session tonight
>>18477160are you playing as a barb or a monk to fight like kairi?
>>18477245I'm the DM, which is why I get to choose the music. The scene is a massive cavalry charge
>>18477283>>18477289crazy how all those men, I assume, suck at wrestling because the only mexicans who are good at wrestling were born in America
>>18477292is Kairi the BBEG?
[Sad news]
The Kairi store was sold out again...
>>18477283>>18477471Dr. Wagner Jr. is based as fuck. He lost his mask a few years ago to Psycho Clown. I wonder if Kairi saw him without his mask and started having lewd thoughts about him?
>>18478329Mere moments before Zoey KWAB'd herself.
>>18479039I always laugh at the slow mo kip up. I love Kairi but she's not very athletic. Zoey screwed Zoey btw.
>>18478939Damn, is almost my birthday and i want my Kairi
>>18479795I wish I got a 'ri for my birthday.
>>18480240Same, preferably one in a bikini with a donut
>>18480343I want mine with her Stardom gear and preferably with a BUSH
>>18480550Love these hard ARRRR players
>>18478329I still don't get why she does the shitty kip up and the alabama slam that only roxy takes right
>>18478939oh no
>>18479023is he better than the AAA jumping beans? all the meixcans in that show were ass, at least for the men
>>18479522same
>>18480869Indeed, Poi has influenced a lot of players
>yurocuck hours
slide's on for some reason
>>18481720what did she mean by this?
