Thread 18456347

Here’s what’s on tap for the show:

Rusev vs. Sheamus

Penta, Gunther, Rhea Ripley, Jey Uso, Dominik Mysterio, & Bron Breakker to appear

you think brock is gonna come out today? i wonder what kinda reactions he's gonna get

>>18456412
None because there will be no crowd because everyone flushed their tickets down the toilet in protest at the fascist maga pedo company and subscribed to max instead

My wife!!!

>Dominik
Based

HE BETTER SHOW UP. IT BETTER BE A WORK

Birb :)

>>18456412
He should be there. It's in New York just like SummerSlam was so no travel

>>18456429
Nah u are

First for Culo

>>18456451
who?

>>18456533
What is this expression trying to convey?

I hope Bron isn't kwab'd that bad

Per reports
Vince is backstage, he will act as Brock's manager.

>>18456347 (OP)
Gunther is apparently about to be out for a while. He needs nasal surgery and that's why they worked that broken nose angle in the match saturday.

>>18456533
Man. I thought Wardlow was just zesty

>>18456781
He's fine. He was walking around with Rollins after he cashed in.

>>18456877
>ruthless aggression era style cringekino backstage 5-10 min comedy segments consisting of Vince roving the backstage area looking for female talent that will agree to piss on his client
God I wish we lived in a world based enough for this to happen in

pork on the wheels has been crying tears of blood by now

It seems they're gonna do LA Knight vs Seth properly this time for the belt which makes sense but it's sad Knight's just being used as a filler feud. Nice he's in a main event programme though

Punk, Rollins, Cena, Cody, Reigns and Lesnar are in the building. Stacked

Trash lineup. WONT be watching

>>18456347 (OP)
ANNOUNCE MY CHILEAN SEX GODDESS IS ON THE SHOW, GAYTCH!

IM HERE TO SEE BUDDY
IM HERE TO SEE BUDDY

>>18457243
faggot subhuman

anyone got a wor link for night 2?

no VAQ no WATCH

>>18457325
Hey man. Why don’t you look in the mirror?

>>18457232
That's not best for businessahhh here's a 40 minute Seth Rollings promoahhhhhhhh

>>18456451
Heyman out. Kross in.

will obese subhuman smarks finally stop watching wwe or will they continue to watch religiously like the retards they are?

>>18457576
God I wish I was deaf.

>>18456347 (OP)
>Rusev vs. Sheamus
Again? Are you fucking serious? Can Rusev just fuck off already
Fucking fat cuck

>>18457232
>>18457529
Take it easy, fellas. She's up next to challenge Naomi, it's time to start building toward the match.

>>18457633
wait and see, mark

>>18457546
I really hope she wins. She's so hot

>The current ages of the top male stars in WWE from recent main event scene...

John Cena 48 (retiring)
Brock Lesnar 48
CM Punk 46
Randy Orton 45
Cody Rhodes 40
Roman Reigns 40
Seth Rollins 39
Jey Uso 39
Gunther 37

>>18457743

>Meanwhile, some ages at WrestleMania X in 1994:

Yokozuna, 27
Shawn Michaels, 28
Owen Hart, 28
Lex Luger, 35
Razor Ramon, 35
Bret Hart, 36

>>18457743
both aj and brock are retiring

>>18457743
This is not a WWE problem but a pool of talent problem, there's simply not good replacements anywhere to be found.

>>18457743
you literally copy pasted that from twitter. is this what /pw/ is now? just posting shit from twitter?

https://x.com/nodq_virtue/status/1952393386435965014?s=46

>>18457777
Its called x dumb boomer

I'm being told Jinder was spotted in the arena

>>18457789
fuck off zoom zoom

>>18457743
The entire industry is so fucked in 10 years

>>18457781
I wonder if had tag teamed her

>>18457743
Your people keep bitching about this, as if it's going to change because you did the bare minimum of research.

>>18457721
Naomi isn't dropping the belt to Stephanie Vaquer at Paris, she is dropping to Bianca Belair at Wargames.

I can't wait for Brock and Bron to team up and just demolish everyone

>>18456347 (OP)
So tired of Rusev vs Sheamus

>>18457895
I never said she was. It is a shame though.

>>18457740
This time there wont be Lyra because she quit getting squashed and used to raise becky as Jannety.

>>18457905
I'm waiting to see them fight. A lot of dream matches have re-opened up now that Brock is back:
>Bron
>Dom
>Gunther
>Ilja
>Jacob

>>18457747
Remember when Bob Backlund came back in the New Generations era and Vince considered him so laughably old and decrepit that the only way Vince could think to get him over was by presenting him as a demented old man going insane from his loss of cognitive function?

Bob was 43 at the time.

>>18457949
>Ilja
Love the mad dragon but if you think he would get anything other than the Kofi treatment you don't know Bork at all.

>>18456347 (OP)
CM Punk lost

>>18457772
Isnt that what NXT is for? Rejuvenating the talent pool?

>>18456347 (OP)
Is Brock on raw tonight?

>>18458022
Remove ROCK in Brock and replace it with UDDY and yes.

>>18458022
I don't see why he wouldn't be. Raw is in the Barkley Center tonight. Which is like 15 mins from Metlife

>>18456347 (OP)
>Rusev vs. Sheamus
Why do they keep booking this match when the crowd doesn't care each time??

>>18458062
Cena isn’t

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18456871
ULTRA GIGA POP!

>>18458062
>Raw is in the Barkley Center tonight. Which is like 15 mins from Metlife
I wish

>>18456718
WE WANT KROSS

>>18458219
Not literally 15 mins but it's pretty close. Just gotta cut through Lower Manhattan to get to Brooklyn.

>>18458182
S-Simon cowell?

>>18458224
it's WE WANT BROCK

If I was at RAW I would LITERALLY jump the railing, beat up Michael Cole and scream “we want buddy” at his face.

Who will Cena's final retirement match be against? I guess he'll have two or three matches vs Brock and then job to Knight in his final match. Could be Reigns, but he doesn't need the rub.

Gunther to kill himself live on air for taking a knee twice this year. Fuck Paul ( all of them) for killing the monster.

Shouldn't we start to get Steph to tease her Clash fight? Devil's kiss all the girls tonight to die her dominance

>>18457743
> Nick Aldis is younger than everyone except Gunther.
Why doesn't he dust off his boots?

>>18458306
I recognize Queen Nia's ass from anywhere.

>>18458306
I need to see Nia twerk.

>>18458280
Good luck with that. The security is much faster at these shows than you think. Especially in New York

Will they be on the show tonight?

>>18458321
kek i saw someone trying to say that Big-E looked pissed. they're reading into facial expressions on still frames now

I'm watching a Joe Montana documentary in the meantime, fuck the 49ers but Joe was damn good.

My sources backstage are telling me that unfortunately Iyo suffered a career ending pregnancy at Summerslam.
She'll be announcing her retirement tonight.

>>18458280
Literally what the fuck is wrong with you Buddyfags. It wasn't funny the first time, and it never will be.

>>18457949
i feel like they gonna run brock vs dom because of the eddie shit

>>18458366
imagine watching rhea fuck iyo with her giant futa cock

>>18458373
*fag
It’s just one guy trying to get a meme over.
Unironically working.

>>18458366
>THIS IS MY MASCULINITY

>>18456347 (OP)
AEW >

Hey DORKS, was based Vera at Summerfest? Fraid not!

>>18458391
Who cares about a a washed porn actress?

>>18458363
He was the goat until Brady came around.

>>18457949
>sneaking Dom into that list

>>18457895
survivor series is probably where tiffany is dropping to bianca, i don’t think naomi will drop it. they need bianca on smackdown.

Former WWE star Braun Strowman responds to Karrion Kross, saying WWE "don't care about the fans", they care about "nepotism ass kissers and their buddies"

>>18458415
Braun's actual tweet would've gotten GMS'd on here.

>>18457754
AJ is a midcarder

really REALLY need Cornette or Eric right now. I'm having a panic attack

Brock should NOT be allowed back

>>18457754
I think they both have a few years left in them. Brock loves money and everytime AJ talks about retiring they just give him more money and less dates. AJ deserves to main event Wrestlemania at least once.

>>18458423
the online audience think he's a maineventer

>>18456730
>Heh, I did everything by the liberal playbook....I guess I got careless. I should've got that bottom surgery.

No Renoir?

Reminder that Brock Lesnar and Randy Orton are the last remaining Attitude Era stars active to this day way before the pandas took the F out.

>>18458432
he’s a main eventer to me
they could put AJ in the main event tomorrow and no one would bat an eye
but just factually he is working in the midcard right now

>>18456533
joebidennn69 is that you?

>>18458065
Youre mad fucking dumb bro

>>18458424
Cornette is going to cream his pants talking about Brock coming back, fuck outta here

6 minutes bros. Who’s opening? I got Romanetty

>>18458463
>it was just a little trolling

Brock showing up tonight?

>>18458473
roman is NOT showing up to work
it’s the first raw after summerslam and there’s a new champ, it’ll be seth

>>18458463
Yes

What are we snacking on fellas?

>>18458473
Obviously Seth "Faggot" Rollins. He's so gay but I hate Chez more so im happy Seth has the title

standing o
or
nuclear heat for brock

what do u choose?

>>18458473
seth n the gothic alpha academy

>>18458488
I choose AEW, where the best wrestle.

I watch for she.

>>18458484
only time i ever rooted for seth was at the triple threat at mania this year because i hate phil and leakee more but i’ve been back to hating him lately

>>18458481
'za, BBQ chicken bites, recees bars, diet pepsi

>>18458488
standing heat

>>18458488
what did brock do wrong? he never fucked the chick

Stephanie defeated Ivy on main event.

>>18458473
Phil or Seff

>>18458495
Same. Im just happy he screwed Cum Punk

>>18458501
KAIRIBROS OUR SPOT

>>18457781
Y'know I never thought Ivy was attractive even after seeing her tits and asshole but I saw this Real American ad and she made me crazy horny.

>>18458510
For me it was that pic a week ago with her hair down.

Can't wait for the fans to revolting tonight. Feels good to be sicko.

>>18458408
The entire Naomi plot was Naomi wrecking Jade so Bianca would get the belt with Naomi going heel, Naomi got the belt while Bianca injured herself at the PPV in the most stupid and random way possible to save the entire story, hence why she got the MITB and banked on Iyo's belt, and now she is feuding with Iyo and Rhea, but since rhea is scheduled to take a break soon for pregnancy, this brings Bianca to RAW while Smackdown gets new Blood.
If wasn't for that, Bianca would be at MITB and cash on the belt as you said, against Tiffany, but Bianca got injured, and now she is back, and they need to wrap this plot so Bianca is going after Naomi for the belt, Bonus for Steph possibly getting the IC belt for her because Becky's retarded booking burying Lyra and Bailey when Trips mentioned her name only at post-show, and he didnt sound happy at all, while with Naomi was all praises.

>>18458424
Dude, Jim would cream and praise Brock as the Great White Lesnar and take pride he found him before Vince.

I wish Cm Punk would give me wicked backshots

Still phil?

Brock better be there

I have never seen anyone in the crowd with a Gunther shirt

Starting

>>18458500
He’s at the very least a reluctant accomplice.

>>18458525
Brock will probably be on smackdown with cena

>>18458518
I know aewfans are very low iq individuals but would they really pay for a ticket to monday night raw just to boo brock?

>>18458473
Monday Night Rollins bitch

>>18458538
The shoes from Fortnite

>>18456347 (OP)
Hope they show HHH at the WH again

>>18458524
'aid 'o

Seff is so fucking cool, bros

>>18458538
Holy shit what a fucking fag

seth opening

>>18458510
She's low key kinda juicy if you see her up close. Not just a muscle hamster.

all my streams are playing family feud wtf
whats a good stream?

Seff fucking got em

summerslam was kino

>>18458562
was only 4 mins anon quit being hyperbolic

BLISS ON RAW

>>18458562
unironically what the first half hour will be like. add to that 20 minute Cody and Jey entrance

Imagine being one of those assholes who are there live filming themselvs 'reacting' as opposed to soaking in the moment an enjoying it?

Based New York has been polling for Naomi this weekend

Believe in her
Say her name!

aww fuck if forget zest bitch rollins won and now i have to listen to his dimeless twenty minute long promos to start every show again

SNEED IT DOWN

>>18458588
Smackdown is on fridays buddy

>>18458591
She and Bianca deserves it better than Becky Lynch

BRUH 20 MINS SEFF PROMO

>>18458594
Shithead

>Ruse of the Century

Fuckoff

ZEST IT DOWN

>>18458585
liv replaced KWAB

And you are looking live at a jam p-ACK

I fucking hate Seth bros. He puts me to sleep.

>20 minute nu-Evolution segment

Wake me up when it's over

>giga pop for Rollins
We don’t have heels anymore lol

>>18458594
I'll believe in her when I see a photo of her from the last two years.

>still no faction name
>still using the singalong theme
>still opening the show with a 20 minute promo

>>18458608
KWAB

>>18458608
Seth is a man

>>18458601
>i-i wasn't w-worked! stop saying i w-was worked

I fucking love Seff bros

Friendly reminder that Seff is not over. The theme and ONLY the theme is over.

ZESTY ROLLINS

>>18458597
They will pre-record today by the looks of it.
Some say a few wrestlers are going texas for quakecon this weekend

>back to Rollins starting off every show again
I’m tapping out early

ZEST IT DOWN

The cash in was based but I’m sick of this faggot already
Please LA Knight come out and interrupt I beg

THE VISION

>>18458594
AI

Where the fuck is BORK?

>>18458601
Worked bitch

>>18458612
Seff is not a complete heel technically, specially since a lot of people hate Punk

>>18458594
Why do people keep forgetting she was literally a prostitute?

>Bronson still has the J's
why didnt they get em back after Roman and Jey beat them?

>>18458594
This bitch was defecated on the head lmao

Inb4 5 minutes of letting the faggots sing his song while seth just stands around. I hate modern wwe fans so much

How funny would be if Brock Lesnar shows up in the middle of his celebration alongside Cody?

>>18456347 (OP)
Where’s Brock

>yellow smiley shirt guy
Fuck I hope he doesn't become a thing I hate audience characters. Especially rip offs.

Is Brock there tonight?

>>18458634
Sneed gave the shoes to Heyman before the match

>>18458629
>>18458640
Pissing on women’s heads

will roman ever win back the shoeafala?

>>18458618
Only joyless cunts hate him

>>18458633
Respect sex workers, sweaty.

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18458560
based

Zest is back on the menu

>>18458594
Post even one other picture of her and I'll consider it.

>>18458649
based

>>18458634
Cause he's still the tribal shoe-if

>>18458649
Based. Can I watch?

>>18458642
There's several people with smiley green shirts or different colored shirts, green shit guy is over

How long until Bron turns on Seth?

YOU DA MAN SEFF

Glad to see Buddy’s messiah has become a champion.

need liv's shoes around my neck like that

What type of shoes did he steal from Roman?

>>18456347 (OP)
Why is paul Heyman with Seth can’t he cut a promo?

I hope they never work the boys again. Goes against tradition.

>>18458594
I BELIEVE IN JOE-NEL (GRANT)

>>18458594
Fake ass bitch

>>18458668
He is a Steiner, treason and Locker room man rape is in his blood.
Just ask Disco Inferno

>>18458594
Janel isn't even a name.

BAU BAU

>>18458594
say her name and she appears

>>18458671
Does Buddy miss Aaliyah, Buddy bro?

>>18458681
I can't wait.

>>18458685
BAU BAU

>>18458617
>>18458630
Good job missing the point retards

>tribal thief
kek

sneed is such a janetty

>>18458673
Jordan's. Just like blacks do in da hood.

>>18458686
Just doesn’t hit as much as he thought it would

This faction sucks ass.

Imagine Bron pulling a fingerpoke of doom at Seth to win the title. INSTANT SKYPLUMMET RATINGS

WTF HE SAID BELT

Seffline is kino

>>18458689
Does an owl miss its perch?
Do the trees blow gently across an autumn breeze?
Does a dog chase after the donkey once the winter solstice begins?
That’s a question no one can answer.

>>18458704
settle down Vince

>>18458702
So do you.

I'll say it. Jordan's shoes are ugly and I'm tired of people pretending they're not.

Why does Paul Heyman hate cm punk again

>>18458698
Yeah right after posting that I saw the Michael Jordan on them

>>18458704
Vince seething in his cuckshed

>>18458594
Not a real person

Seth actin' mighty zesty with them side plates

Bron looks suspicious. Bro is gonna turn

Why does this group still not have a name

>>18458673
i usually point out what sneakers a wrestler has on if i recognize them but i don’t know what those are
i they might be some kind of spikizes

>>18458715
Don't ask questions. Just pop and then wait for the next pop

>>18458709
Never thought about it that way.
Thanks for the perspective, Buddy bro anon.

>>18458714
There are literally dozens of jordan varieties.

>Heyman making questionable sexual jokes after Lesnar returned last night.
These fuckers are just playing in people's faces at this point.

Need a hypeman like Heyman

>>18458715
Punk tried to outsmart him and Heyman called him out for what he trully is, real true heat.

>Undisputed

You know, you cocksuckers lost the right to use that term after you introduced the Raw belt.

Why is seth dressed like Bazz?

>>18458714
I agree and disagree because there's like a billion different Jordan's and some suck and some are cool.

Chezlets you got Kwabbed by a crossdressing faggot LMFAO

>and she was good
Weird rape promo

>>18458722
The Vision

>>18458727
Yeah and they’re all ugly

>>18458739
What does that have to do with rape?

>encouraging the crowd to pop for him and sing his song
>now berating them
bro are you a heel or face please just make it clear already

Seth should get surgery to fix his voice already

Russo is right, bringing a replica belt to a wrestling show is gay as fuck

That belt looks so ugly

Retards holding up their bought belts like they matter

So, was the Cena re-turn planned or was an audible called? Seems silly to turn him for what amounts now to a cheap pop at Elimination Chamber.

>>18458510
i wish ivy niles kicked me in the ribs until i cant breath

>>18458752
Joker archetype

SHAME ON /PW/

>>18458756
Chat, is this real?

Who turned their back on him? The fans have been singing his song and cheering him...

Who turned their back on Seth? The fans have been cheering for him even while he is a heel

>>18458756
Seek help

Buddy turned his back on Seth for pussy.

>>18458766
>>18458752
You guys don’t get it. Just watch the show!

>>18458753
fuck off poo

Who is coming out, Punk, Roman, LA Knight or Gunther

>>18458756
Shave your asshole and I'll fuck you.

>>18458765
R. fraid so

>>18458780
Knight the first to job

OH MY FREAKING SCIENCE THAT WAS A REFERENCE TO THE SHIELD

Tired of Heyman. Tired of Seth. Simple as

new >>18458750

fucking boring

>>18458739
Janel BURIED by Seth & Co.

YEAH

Too much kayfabe with Becky being known as Seths wife

>>18458774
if only it was purple, lookin' straight pimpin'

>>18458280
Michael Cole was in bosnian wars,he will gape you rape you and eat you all before you could blink

THIS IS
EVOLUTION

YEAH

YEAH!

>Bron Bron didn't know about the plan
Are you taking notes?

>>18458789
Your monitor is 100% on, I can tell.

>LA Knight

kek

Holy popola
Is haitch gonna finally push LA Knight?

LA KNIGHT YEAH

LET ME JOB TO YA

When is KO coming back?

Seth Riders would've been a much better name.

Lemme job to ya

LET ME CRY FOR YA YEAAH

>>18458415
Just because he has same hairline he thinks hes hogan

>>18456347 (OP)
L.A. High
YEAH
What drug is he on? Or is he just drunk and wasn't expecting to work?

LA Knight shooters creaming their pants rn

>>18458818
Anon... he...

>>18458456
*Image of a frog looking puzzled here*
What ?

>>18458510
And otis uncredited as the background

why does Knight botch so much lmaooooo

No better place than now

>>18458686
Underrated

Adam Pearce is terrible.