Thread 18458750

Here’s what’s on tap for the show:

Rusev vs. Sheamus

Penta, Gunther, Rhea Ripley, Jey Uso, Dominik Mysterio, & Bron Breakker to appear

>>18458750 (OP)
SNEED CUMS IN THOSE SHOES

YEAH

LET ME JOB TO YA

>>18458750 (OP)
LA Knight

LEMME JOB TO YA

YEAH

>L
>A
>JOB
YEAH!

LET ME JOB TO YA

Seth we SEE the 'fit bro

YEAH!!!!! Fuckers will make him job AGAIN

LET ME JOB TO YA

>knight first in line to job to Seff

He's going to hold that belt through Mania huh

Here's that 40 year old future star that's been coming up!

My wife with some celebrities? I dunno who they are.

LEMME WIN FOR YA!!!

let me job to ya
sneed is so out of place KWAB

YEAH

Why haven't they mentioned Gunther as a threat?

Seff, Bron, & Sneed vs Roman, Punk, and Knight
Thoughts?

>>18458816
>>18458819
Always been one

Another feud for LA Knight to lose.
YEAH!

>>18458750 (OP)
Nice brand split ya got there, Noseman.

YEAH!

Sneed looks like he is wearing a bra

>20 minute seff promo
>la jobber
hopefully the show gets better after this

>>18458817
that necklace? SHOES OF A CHAMPION YEEEAH!

>>18458750 (OP)
>Knight with this no energy phoning it in promo

They’ve finally broken him

I trusted the plan.

>>18458836
Knight is a RAWSTER now

>>18458750 (OP)
First challenger never wins, so they always send an obvious jobber so they don't have to waste an actually believable challenger.

>>18458845
He's drunk and depressed

Seth is not dropping til 'Mania at the earliest, cause that's just how Trips books. So LA Knight get's the ignominious honor of jobbing first.

>that one guy screaming yeah everytime after knight speaks
Kek

>>18458845
What is the point to this, he's rambling

>>18458750 (OP)
So LA Knight is out here to explain Hunter’s terrible writing to the audience

This is a good angle to justify rollins tweaking his knee

>>18458852
I miss when titles actually changed hands at Elimination Chamber

>>18458750 (OP)
Jobber Knight is here to lay down for the Seth Rollins.

>>18458849
I don't care, I prefer enjoy the trip

so happy this shitter is getting fed to seff

YEAH

These 20 min promos are absolute hell

>>18458853
>>18458856
Dude is saving the segment

SORRY

this promo is awful

Don't tell me he's jobbing again in Saudi Arabia for the belt.

>>18458852
yeah!!! and it is obvious Seff will lose the title to Punk

uh oh, fumbling his words now

let me botch for ya, YEAH

flubbing his promo again

>tripped over his lines

He's getting released soon

THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE THAN NOW
THERE'S NO BETTER TIME THAN HERE

I'M SORRY

>>18458849
Damn son, did you just find out wrestling is a work?

LEMME STUTTER FOR YA

Why did he redo the line? It was fine in the opposite order.

>>18458750 (OP)
Knight is being given a chance and he is showing why he is a solid midcarder

Blue balls.

if they are gonna make promos 20+ minutes long, please make them interesting. Holy fuck

LET ME HAVE A MOUTH FULL FOR MARBLES FOR YA

Crowd isn’t into this and why should they be? LA Knight is a certified jobber and they want CM Punk to hold the belt

SORRY

MF SAID IM SORRY
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA KWAB HIMSELF RIGHT OFF THE BAT I FUCKING KNEW IT

LEMME BOTCH TO YOU I MEAN YEAH

>i'm sorry

Cmon man T_T

LA FUMBLE

im sorry
LA JOBBER

Knight either gets too nervous or too pumped up that he always botches during promos

Knight always flubs and fumbles his promos.

PROMORTION

Zero promortion

>>18458895
oh like seth never botched a promo before

Pearce is fucking drunk

>pormortion
Is Homestar Runner the GM for Raw now?

whoops he messed up

>zero pormotion

Pearce drinking on the job again

THE PLACE IS NOW AND THE TIME IS HERE YEAH

>>18458888
You are not my dad

Knight almost had a George Bush moment there

LEMME BOTCH TO YA

Oh this is a clever angle for a one-night main event

Pearce is my favorite GM of all time

is his gimmick that he fumbles words in his promo?

>>18458886
Based time space god

>>18458886
if he actually just went with it and said this it would have been dimes and half the people woul;dnt have even noticed anyway lmao

ADAM PEARCE FACE TURN
>world(S) heavyweight championship
NWA REFERENCE KEK BIG TUNES BILLY WON

Why is a general manager cutting passionate promos?

>>18458917
Can I be your daddy?

la knight will finna job clean

Ok, I’m into this- Seth alluded to a plan B already- let’s see what Hunter has in store, I’m gonna guess Becky officially joins the group

Pearce is fucking based

knightbros.... it's happening!

>>18458923
Nobody touches Teddy, Playa. That man announced many a match that I wanted to see.

BIG DIMES DOM

WHO CAN DEFEAT LA KNIGHT WITH THESE STIPULATIONS
SEFF IS FUCKED

Roxy smol.

Roxy is sad

Ok now I have to stay up until 4am for the Knight title match

OH WOW
SO THIS MEANS THAT THE BRONS WON'T INTERFERE RIGHT???

If I went to a shop with Roxane as my gf they would think she was my daughter

>Bron and Sneed banned
So Tony D is shows up to help Seth.

I miss Dom's dead beat dad and his girlfriend

>>18458940
pearce >>>>>>>> ald*s

Dragon Lee sounds like Kermit the frog

>>18458938
>Knight leaves impact because he doesnt wanna job to Tessa
>is going to job to Seths wife
KWAB

get these assholes out of dom's hallway

LA KNIGHTBROS WE'RE WINNING THE TITLE TONIGHT

Corey Gravesbros we are so fucking back

>botches
>still mega over

>Dragon vs Dom
Reminder Dom won clean last time (at it was possibly the best match of Dom's career)

Every Latino that befriends whitebois always turns on the vatos. Done it myself time and time again.

Knightchads is this finally our night??????

>>18458939
Lancer is also a jobber

AJ Styles at Paris again

>>18458959
LMFAO fuck no he's not.

Please let me see AJ at Triplemania

>AJ stuck in the midcard vortex for the rest of his career
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LA Knight MEGA PUSH starting with a title win tonight LA Knight bros!!!!!!!!!!

Surely Ethan Page or Ricky Starks wont interfere to help Seff :)

Why is AJ chasing after baby nothing belts instead of the WHC?

>>18458952
Probably just means Heyman will interfere if the other two won't be around.

banger incoming!

why is rusev suck now

Negative pop for Pussev

HAPPY RUSEV DAY

>No reaction
Oh fuck

Cricketsev

Who debuts tonight to help Seth retain?

Rusev is Bulgarian for absolutely zero dimes.

DIMES PROMO FROM BIG BIBLE AJ
and dominik kek

Buddy would’ve gotten a pop NGL

>Rusev vs Sheamus
>again

>Rusev and Sheamus part 747483882
Kill me

Send this cuck back

aj styles def winning at paris

They should give Rusev another opponent

league of nations should appear in aaa tbqh

>>18458989
Yeah okay old man

I already forgot Rusev was back kek

>>18458959
>CM Punk interferes and costs Seff the title
KINO
I
N
O

>>18458959
As a fellow Knightrider, fuck no he won't

Maika is coming to NXT

Based I weigh less than Rusev now

Jobsevs still on the roster? Blud has no personality.

>>18458986
Tony Bologna

THE PROPHECY WILL NOT BE BROKEN

>>18458976
Because he's not main event level anymore

Rusev just doesn't do it for me, I don't even know why.

Send this bald cuck to TNA or something

>sheamus
>rusev

So, are they going to bury Knight tonight or is Punk going to be the one to come out for the DQ instead?

0 pop

shit break match

>>18458986
Tony D'angelo

>>18458986
maybe Seth gonna win clean

Who's joining Seth's faction?

please stop doing the hop Rusev... you need smoke machine for it to look good.
You look like a geek doing it

>>18458964
classic

How many times does this match need to get 0 crowd reaction before they give up on it

>>18458997
Imagine a new League of Nations with Gunther, Dragunov and Tozawa

>>18458959
would be kino and make total sense for Punk to cost Seth the title the day after. Adam even banned his goons from ringside

LEMME JOB FOR YA

Based Big Belt Dom

Dimeless cuckold vs lobstahead... again

>>18459009
world champions barley wrestle under HHH, its perfect for him

>>18458948
>you will never give roxy a hug and a chocolate milkshake to cheer her up
we live in a broken world

A lot of accounts not tweeting about raw. My feed is a ghost town. Kek dead fed

>>18459022
Bud-
Tony D probably.

Rusev needs Aiden english

>>18459001
That's beyond Paul's imagination, plus he'd never do one of his favorites dirty like that.

Make the bangers stop please

>>18459014
DQ leading to Punk/Seth/Knight triple threat at Saudi

We'll be 30 min into the show soon and we haven't even seen one headlock.

Hey guys!

>>18459003
I've been coming to Maika for years so, fair play I suppose.

>>18458976
which main eventer is he gonna face? cena vs brock and seth faction vs raw babyfaces

>>18458750 (OP)
Vince is returning soon and will shake hands. hug and kiss Punk in a humiliation ritual.

>>18459012
i don’t wanna go to TNA

>>18458976
a title's a title son aint nothin wrong with that

>>18459031
would be based to see Knight getting the championship, but Haitch doesn't have the balls

>>18458986
Brock

>run Rusev vs Sheamus
>crowd doesn't care
>book it again
>crowd doesn't care
>book it again

Oh yay....another "banger" of this snore fest feud.

UN DEUX SIMPLEMENT DEUX

seems like the plan is rusev / sheamus tag team just like the bar (2016)

get this irish fuck off my screen

>>18458986
Maybe someone from NXT. Or Heyman helps him cheat. No way he wins clean since it seems like they’re gonna give him so heel booking

SNOOD SNOOD SNOOD

S N O O D
N
O
O
D

FUCK I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOM

i would fuck the shit outta that cute autistic girl

Why didn't Jenna Ortega come out?

um snoodbros…

Luis Guzman on my Monday Night Raw

SNOOD

>>18458986
Austin Theory

SNOOD

Simps are pathetic simping for some jeet kisser

ITS A SHAMEFUL THING

Reminder that Rusev has sat in the cuck chair and watched while Lana and Liv have gone to town on each other.

filthy fucking taig
should be dead, papist bastard

Snood doesn't know the first thing about rasslin

JOE BUDDEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Joe Budden is unironically my favorite rapper

God damn Cole, SHUT the FUCK UP. He’s endearingly annoying

What happened to sheamus theme son?

>Jenna skipped RAW

always knew she wasn't a real one

Jenna confirmed AEW mark

Ah so that’s who buddy’s wife was taking pics with. That girl from Thursday.

>>18459061
In the future people will remember this banger like the old matches between Al Snow and Big Bossman

Joe Budden got left off Bad and Boujee

>>18459099
>watched while Lana and Liv have gone to town on each other.
Poor guy, jeez.

>>18459094
this

>>18458824
So it was some Wednesday people I guess

>>18459086
>>18459102
She was probably afraid of getting harassed on social media by AEW neckbeards.

>>18459086
she did, she was backstage with Judgment Day

>>18459102
Jenna is a stuck up PUTA. Doesn't even know the language of her ancestors.

>>18459101
>>18459095
Go back to watching trannymite
>>18459085
>>18459083
>>18459080

>Rusev having to try to hype up the crowd
Every time

>>18459117
Do he look like he wa left ah badnboujee?

>>18459069
this is the worst chant ever

>>18458750 (OP)
Where’s Brock

>>18459122
implying people saying some /tv/ meme are neckbearded troons

>>18459130
Whatchu say?

>>18459132
Posing as a toilet in the ladies room.

who the fuck is janna what are you guys talking about?

Michael Cole must be so fucking tired

This is a banger bait. Kinda like Oscar bait movies.

She will be the next big Japanese star on WWE

Kind off sad that a big ass arena is deathly quiet compared to Casa Tonita.

>>18459144
Tim Burton's new fucktoy

Reminder that you are currently not listening to Pat Mcafee

I don't care for Rusev vs Sheamus

>>18459145
I hope he dies

>>18459149
she will die waiting for a kidney transplant

>>18459149
How’s her Engirsh

Rusevs fat hairy coily beet red Borscht shits

>>18459003
>>18459149
Hi Peps

Buddy lost to Rusev one time. :/

come on /pw/, bring the juice

How Kross vs Sami was on 2 PLEs instead of Rusev vs Seamus?

KROSS IS GONE KWABOTY

>>18459154
Corey Gravesbros stay winning

>>18459160
Totally non existent

>>18459154
this dead crowd is about the only time Pat's retarded shrieking would be preferrable. Graves and Cole can't move mountains

>Fireflies
End this shit early

>bored crowd doing the fireflies thing

Lol

>>18459173
Shae Rusev 5 will be at Clash

this crowd sucks

>>18459179
Well as cute as she is, she’s not gonna make it if she can’t at least speak English on Vaquer or Iyos level

>>18459156
That's not a hot take, friendo.

>>18459140
fi hunnid on a chain :D

>>18459154
Couldn't handle the grind

excellent match so far

KROSS IS GONE. FUCK YOU TRUPLE NOSE!!!!

>>18459197
This match sucks

thea hail has been released :(

RUSEV JOBTRIA RUSEV JOBTCHKA

>>18459210
Don't joke about this

>>18459210
She wrestling Nia tomorrow night

AEWCHADS WE GOT KROSS

It really grinds my gears that Sheamoose claims to put on bangers when he has bored the piss out of me every single second of his career.

Risen is winning
I can't imagine them bringing a new guy just to lose a feud with a Miz-adjacent

match sucks
post bunda

>>18459154
I prefer Graves. Don’t have anything against Pat, he’s a good guy, but he can stay gone if he wants. Wouldn’t miss him

>>18459210
She has a match with Nia

>go back to AEW
Facts

>come back to AEW

Holy kek

Karen Petrovic has fucked another black man

GO BACK TO AEW!

RUSEVXIRS....

>Audible "Go back to AEW"
Top kek

they are introducing a new member in seths faction

>no tweeting about raw
>raw not trending
Yeah they fucked up

>>18459233
>>18459230
>>18459229
>>18459228
he didnt say that

>dsp is a terrible gamer
kek phil BTFO

>>18459231
she could field 3 full rotations for the Lakers without breaking a sweat.

>>18459223
Rusev*
kwab by autocorrect

>>18459225
That ass belongs to Iyi

>>18459230
Sorry guys I'm deaf

>>18459238

>>18459238

>>18459238

>>18459238

MIKU SPOTTED

>count out

Thank god

>>18459251
Good morning Rajdeep.

>>18459233
I'M FROM ROH YOU IDIOT

>Countout

kek

>"DSP is a awful gamer" sign
oh no... fucking kiwi farm faggots

>>18459255
not this fucker again

>>18459244
turn your speakers on

Rusev sans Lana is WORTHLESS

NEW >>18459256

Why does Sheamus always have like 10 matches against the same guy and then moves on to the next guy to have 10 heatless "bangers" against?

we're getting a fourth banger, bros!

Wait based Shea us was fucking based kek.

>>18459282
He's a nothing wrestler but he's tall and muscular so job for life

Is Wood's hat getting bigger every week?

Is that Luis Guzman? Shit that nigga looks old af. Also is he zesty?

Also wtf is up with the captcha today? I am getting at least one for every single post.

They need to bring Drake Wuertz back as a ref.

>>18459099
He literally took Lana to Hedonism 2. There is a >0 chance Baldo fucked Lana while Cuckev watched.

>>18459036
I got banned for threatening to murder a journalist today.

>>18459150
The AEW audience are puro marks. In puro a silent audience is a sign of respect. It means the match is so good they don't want to be rude and interrupt o algo

>GO BACK TO AEW
lmao, get that nigga a beer

>>18459299
nah, optical illusion

THESE NIGGAS ZESTY AF

Lol chocolate decadence

>he's bald, he doesn't understand dates
kek

>>18459307
>”There is a greater than zero chance…”
Retard

>>18459352
Yes, do you understand what that means?

>>18459256
care to join this one
>>18459256
>>18459256
>>18459256

>>18459269
You fags never report his ass for trolling