Hereโs whatโs on tap for the show:
Rusev vs. Sheamus
Penta, Gunther, Rhea Ripley, Jey Uso, Dominik Mysterio, & Bron Breakker to appear
>>18458750 (OP)SNEED CUMS IN THOSE SHOES
YEAH!!!!! Fuckers will make him job AGAIN
>knight first in line to job to Seff
He's going to hold that belt through Mania huh
Here's that 40 year old future star that's been coming up!
My wife with some celebrities? I dunno who they are.
0900
md5: 1180c9435d43e05335b46cfad81b73bf
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LEMME WIN FOR YA!!!
let me job to ya
sneed is so out of place KWAB
Why haven't they mentioned Gunther as a threat?
Seff, Bron, & Sneed vs Roman, Punk, and Knight
Thoughts?
Another feud for LA Knight to lose.
YEAH!
>>18458750 (OP)Nice brand split ya got there, Noseman.
Sneed looks like he is wearing a bra
>20 minute seff promo
>la jobber
hopefully the show gets better after this
>>18458817that necklace? SHOES OF A CHAMPION YEEEAH!
>>18458750 (OP)>Knight with this no energy phoning it in promoTheyโve finally broken him
>>18458836Knight is a RAWSTER now
>>18458750 (OP)First challenger never wins, so they always send an obvious jobber so they don't have to waste an actually believable challenger.
>>18458845He's drunk and depressed
Seth is not dropping til 'Mania at the earliest, cause that's just how Trips books. So LA Knight get's the ignominious honor of jobbing first.
>that one guy in the crowd saying YEAAAH
>that one guy screaming yeah everytime after knight speaks
Kek
>>18458845What is the point to this, he's rambling
>>18458750 (OP)So LA Knight is out here to explain Hunterโs terrible writing to the audience
This is a good angle to justify rollins tweaking his knee
>Bron Bron are just back to being silent guards
>>18458852I miss when titles actually changed hands at Elimination Chamber
>>18458750 (OP)Jobber Knight is here to lay down for the Seth Rollins.
>>18458849I don't care, I prefer enjoy the trip
so happy this shitter is getting fed to seff
These 20 min promos are absolute hell
>>18458853>>18458856Dude is saving the segment
Don't tell me he's jobbing again in Saudi Arabia for the belt.
>>18458852yeah!!! and it is obvious Seff will lose the title to Punk
uh oh, fumbling his words now
let me botch for ya, YEAH
>tripped over his lines
He's getting released soon
THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE THAN NOW
THERE'S NO BETTER TIME THAN HERE
>>18458849Damn son, did you just find out wrestling is a work?
Why did he redo the line? It was fine in the opposite order.
>>18458750 (OP)Knight is being given a chance and he is showing why he is a solid midcarder
if they are gonna make promos 20+ minutes long, please make them interesting. Holy fuck
LET ME HAVE A MOUTH FULL FOR MARBLES FOR YA
Crowd isnโt into this and why should they be? LA Knight is a certified jobber and they want CM Punk to hold the belt
MF SAID IM SORRY
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA KWAB HIMSELF RIGHT OFF THE BAT I FUCKING KNEW IT
LEMME BOTCH TO YOU I MEAN YEAH
>Knight stumbling over his words again
Knight either gets too nervous or too pumped up that he always botches during promos
Knight always flubs and fumbles his promos.
>>18458895oh like seth never botched a promo before
>pormortion
Is Homestar Runner the GM for Raw now?
>zero pormotion
Pearce drinking on the job again
THE PLACE IS NOW AND THE TIME IS HERE YEAH
>>18458888You are not my dad
Knight almost had a George Bush moment there
Oh this is a clever angle for a one-night main event
Pearce is my favorite GM of all time
is his gimmick that he fumbles words in his promo?
>>18458886Based time space god
>>18458886if he actually just went with it and said this it would have been dimes and half the people woul;dnt have even noticed anyway lmao
ADAM PEARCE FACE TURN
>world(S) heavyweight championship
NWA REFERENCE KEK BIG TUNES BILLY WON
Why is a general manager cutting passionate promos?
>>18458917Can I be your daddy?
la knight will finna job clean
Ok, Iโm into this- Seth alluded to a plan B already- letโs see what Hunter has in store, Iโm gonna guess Becky officially joins the group
>LA Knight is going to job once again
knightbros.... it's happening!
>>18458923Nobody touches Teddy, Playa. That man announced many a match that I wanted to see.
WHO CAN DEFEAT LA KNIGHT WITH THESE STIPULATIONS
SEFF IS FUCKED
Ok now I have to stay up until 4am for the Knight title match
OH WOW
SO THIS MEANS THAT THE BRONS WON'T INTERFERE RIGHT???
If I went to a shop with Roxane as my gf they would think she was my daughter
>Bron and Sneed banned
So Tony D is shows up to help Seth.
I miss Dom's dead beat dad and his girlfriend
>>18458940pearce >>>>>>>> ald*s
Dragon Lee sounds like Kermit the frog
>>18458938>Knight leaves impact because he doesnt wanna job to Tessa>is going to job to Seths wifeKWAB
get these assholes out of dom's hallway
LA KNIGHTBROS WE'RE WINNING THE TITLE TONIGHT
Corey Gravesbros we are so fucking back
>botches
>still mega over
>Dragon vs Dom
Reminder Dom won clean last time (at it was possibly the best match of Dom's career)
Every Latino that befriends whitebois always turns on the vatos. Done it myself time and time again.
Knightchads is this finally our night??????
>>18458939Lancer is also a jobber
>>18458959LMFAO fuck no he's not.
Please let me see AJ at Triplemania
>AJ stuck in the midcard vortex for the rest of his career
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LA Knight MEGA PUSH starting with a title win tonight LA Knight bros!!!!!!!!!!
Surely Ethan Page or Ricky Starks wont interfere to help Seff :)
Why is AJ chasing after baby nothing belts instead of the WHC?
>>18458952Probably just means Heyman will interfere if the other two won't be around.
Who debuts tonight to help Seth retain?
Rusev is Bulgarian for absolutely zero dimes.
DIMES PROMO FROM BIG BIBLE AJ
and dominik kek
Buddy wouldโve gotten a pop NGL
>Rusev and Sheamus part 747483882
Kill me
aj styles def winning at paris
They should give Rusev another opponent
league of nations should appear in aaa tbqh
>>18458989Yeah okay old man
I already forgot Rusev was back kek
>>18458959>CM Punk interferes and costs Seff the titleKINO
I
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>>18458959As a fellow Knightrider, fuck no he won't
Based I weigh less than Rusev now
Jobsevs still on the roster? Blud has no personality.
THE PROPHECY WILL NOT BE BROKEN
>>18458976Because he's not main event level anymore
Rusev just doesn't do it for me, I don't even know why.
Send this bald cuck to TNA or something
So, are they going to bury Knight tonight or is Punk going to be the one to come out for the DQ instead?
>>18458986maybe Seth gonna win clean
Who's joining Seth's faction?
please stop doing the hop Rusev... you need smoke machine for it to look good.
You look like a geek doing it
How many times does this match need to get 0 crowd reaction before they give up on it
>>18458997Imagine a new League of Nations with Gunther, Dragunov and Tozawa
>Dom Wing Stop commercial
>>18458959would be kino and make total sense for Punk to cost Seth the title the day after. Adam even banned his goons from ringside
LEMME JOB FOR YA
Based Big Belt Dom
Dimeless cuckold vs lobstahead... again
>>18459009world champions barley wrestle under HHH, its perfect for him
>>18458948>you will never give roxy a hug and a chocolate milkshake to cheer her upwe live in a broken world
A lot of accounts not tweeting about raw. My feed is a ghost town. Kek dead fed
>>18459022Bud-
Tony D probably.
Rusev needs Aiden english
>>18459001That's beyond Paul's imagination, plus he'd never do one of his favorites dirty like that.
Make the bangers stop please
>>18459014DQ leading to Punk/Seth/Knight triple threat at Saudi
We'll be 30 min into the show soon and we haven't even seen one headlock.
>>18459003I've been coming to Maika for years so, fair play I suppose.
>>18458976which main eventer is he gonna face? cena vs brock and seth faction vs raw babyfaces
>>18458750 (OP)Vince is returning soon and will shake hands. hug and kiss Punk in a humiliation ritual.
>>18459012i donโt wanna go to TNA
>>18458976a title's a title son aint nothin wrong with that
>>18459031would be based to see Knight getting the championship, but Haitch doesn't have the balls
>run Rusev vs Sheamus
>crowd doesn't care
>book it again
>crowd doesn't care
>book it again
Oh yay....another "banger" of this snore fest feud.
seems like the plan is rusev / sheamus tag team just like the bar (2016)
get this irish fuck off my screen
>>18458986Maybe someone from NXT. Or Heyman helps him cheat. No way he wins clean since it seems like theyโre gonna give him so heel booking
FUCK I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOM
i would fuck the shit outta that cute autistic girl
Why didn't Jenna Ortega come out?
Luis Guzman on my Monday Night Raw
Simps are pathetic simping for some jeet kisser
>they send Rusev the warm up in the ring alone for 6 minutes
Reminder that Rusev has sat in the cuck chair and watched while Lana and Liv have gone to town on each other.
filthy fucking taig
should be dead, papist bastard
Snood doesn't know the first thing about rasslin
>Jenna didn't want to watch Raw
JOE BUDDEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Joe Budden is unironically my favorite rapper
God damn Cole, SHUT the FUCK UP. Heโs endearingly annoying
What happened to sheamus theme son?
>Jenna skipped RAW
always knew she wasn't a real one
Ah so thatโs who buddyโs wife was taking pics with. That girl from Thursday.
>>18459061In the future people will remember this banger like the old matches between Al Snow and Big Bossman
Joe Budden got left off Bad and Boujee
>>18459099>watched while Lana and Liv have gone to town on each other.Poor guy, jeez.
>>18458824So it was some Wednesday people I guess
>>18459086>>18459102She was probably afraid of getting harassed on social media by AEW neckbeards.
>>18459086she did, she was backstage with Judgment Day
>>18459102Jenna is a stuck up PUTA. Doesn't even know the language of her ancestors.
>Rusev having to try to hype up the crowd
Every time
>>18459117Do he look like he wa left ah badnboujee?
>>18459069this is the worst chant ever
>>18458750 (OP)Whereโs Brock
>>18459122implying people saying some /tv/ meme are neckbearded troons
>>18459132Posing as a toilet in the ladies room.
who the fuck is janna what are you guys talking about?
Michael Cole must be so fucking tired
This is a banger bait. Kinda like Oscar bait movies.
She will be the next big Japanese star on WWE
Kind off sad that a big ass arena is deathly quiet compared to Casa Tonita.
>>18459144Tim Burton's new fucktoy
Reminder that you are currently not listening to Pat Mcafee
I don't care for Rusev vs Sheamus
>>18459149she will die waiting for a kidney transplant
>>18459149Howโs her Engirsh
Rusevs fat hairy coily beet red Borscht shits
Buddy lost to Rusev one time. :/
come on /pw/, bring the juice
How Kross vs Sami was on 2 PLEs instead of Rusev vs Seamus?
>>18459154Corey Gravesbros stay winning
>>18459160Totally non existent
>>18459154this dead crowd is about the only time Pat's retarded shrieking would be preferrable. Graves and Cole can't move mountains
>Fireflies
End this shit early
>bored crowd doing the fireflies thing
Lol
>>18459173Shae Rusev 5 will be at Clash
>>18459179Well as cute as she is, sheโs not gonna make it if she canโt at least speak English on Vaquer or Iyos level
>>18459156That's not a hot take, friendo.
>>18459140fi hunnid on a chain :D
>>18459154Couldn't handle the grind
KROSS IS GONE. FUCK YOU TRUPLE NOSE!!!!
>>18459197This match sucks
thea hail has been released :(
RUSEV JOBTRIA RUSEV JOBTCHKA
>>18459210Don't joke about this
>>18459210She wrestling Nia tomorrow night
It really grinds my gears that Sheamoose claims to put on bangers when he has bored the piss out of me every single second of his career.
Risen is winning
I can't imagine them bringing a new guy just to lose a feud with a Miz-adjacent
>>18459154I prefer Graves. Donโt have anything against Pat, heโs a good guy, but he can stay gone if he wants. Wouldnโt miss him
>>18459210She has a match with Nia
>come back to AEW
Holy kek
Karen Petrovic has fucked another black man
>Audible "Go back to AEW"
Top kek
they are introducing a new member in seths faction
>no tweeting about raw
>raw not trending
Yeah they fucked up
>dsp is a terrible gamer
kek phil BTFO
>>18459231she could field 3 full rotations for the Lakers without breaking a sweat.
>>18459223Rusev*
kwab by autocorrect
>>18459225That ass belongs to Iyi
>>18459230Sorry guys I'm deaf
>>18459251Good morning Rajdeep.
>>18459233I'M FROM ROH YOU IDIOT
>"DSP is a awful gamer" sign
oh no... fucking kiwi farm faggots
>>18459255not this fucker again
>"DSP is an awful gamer" sign
>>18459244turn your speakers on
Rusev sans Lana is WORTHLESS
Why does Sheamus always have like 10 matches against the same guy and then moves on to the next guy to have 10 heatless "bangers" against?
we're getting a fourth banger, bros!
Wait based Shea us was fucking based kek.
>>18459282He's a nothing wrestler but he's tall and muscular so job for life
>future champs jumping the wrestlers
Is Wood's hat getting bigger every week?
Is that Luis Guzman? Shit that nigga looks old af. Also is he zesty?
Also wtf is up with the captcha today? I am getting at least one for every single post.
They need to bring Drake Wuertz back as a ref.
>>18459099He literally took Lana to Hedonism 2. There is a >0 chance Baldo fucked Lana while Cuckev watched.
>>18459036I got banned for threatening to murder a journalist today.
>>18459150The AEW audience are puro marks. In puro a silent audience is a sign of respect. It means the match is so good they don't want to be rude and interrupt o algo
>GO BACK TO AEWlmao, get that nigga a beer
>>18459299nah, optical illusion
>he's bald, he doesn't understand dates
kek
>>18459307>โThere is a greater than zero chanceโฆโRetard
>>18459352Yes, do you understand what that means?
>>18459269You fags never report his ass for trolling